Chapter 55: She Wants to Eat You

Lu Xiaoyi is a smart person, he knows that his life experience is scum in front of the turtle spirit, and sooner or later he will be killed by him in the way of a game, so he chooses the tactic of breaking the net.

There is no doubt that the weakness of the turtle spirit is to complete the reconstruction of the Protoss in a game way. After grasping the core of the problem, Lu Xiaoyi's Jedi counterattacked the hand.

However, in the end, it is necessary to use games to solve the problem of survival, which is the biggest sorrow of Lu Xiaoyi.

How powerful the "decay" is, Lu Xiaoyi soon knew.

From the formation site to Sanmen Town, it is only ten miles. Along the way, there were 33 situations left behind, and each time the situation was different. Stepping on dog shit is considered lucky, the worst time, a poisonous snake popped out of the grass, Lu Xiaoyi dodged in time, and before he could rejoice, there was a huge pain in his foot, and he stepped on the trap.

When he lamented and broke the trap, Lu Xiaoyi let out a sad cry again, the deerskin boots were given by Sun Wanwan, and the trap made a row of eyes, not to mention, and there were many more tooth marks on his feet. Physical pain is not important, what matters is spiritual bed. This sentence is not too profound for Lu Xiaoyi, and another unlucky guy named Su Changfeng has deeply comprehended the lingering spiritual trauma.

After falling into the water, Su Changfeng was swept down by the torrent of the small river, there was a waterfall dozens of meters high in front of him, if you want to see it, you have to smash it hard in the deep pool, there is a tree in front of him, Su Changfeng was saved, and he was soon woken up by the severe pain, and a ball hit the trunk of the tree and shattered!

This is not the worst, the worse is still to come, Su Jiutian Yuanying hit the mountain after being hit hard, and almost lost a small life, not to mention, after the flying sword hit the mountain, it triggered the mountain protection array of Tianlingmen, and the flying sword was destroyed!

The city gate caught fire, and the fish in the pond were affected, and this matter is not over. It's just that Lu Xiaoyu doesn't know.

At the end of the twenty-minute unlucky time, Lu Xiaoyu was able to walk normally. I was so unlucky before, and after walking out for a mile and finding that I was fine, Lu Xiaoyi asked in surprise: "Am I actually unlucky?"

The turtle spirit who hid back in the soul bead replied lazily: "Nonsense, second-level tortoise shell technique, decay for twenty minutes." ”

Lu Xiaoyi: "Why didn't you say it earlier, otherwise I would have stayed where I was, and I wouldn't have ruined my shoes." ”

The turtle spirit sneered: "You stay where you are, I'm worried that you will be even worse." Lu Xiaoyi: "Why do you say this?"

"The formation is ruined, and the prop staff is also destroyed, but those Extreme Yin Souls are still there. This formation is a bit vicious, and you don't know what's going to happen if you're left where you are. ”

Lu Xiaoyi nodded approvingly, and while walking on the streets of Sanmen Town, he communicated with the turtle spirit. Without noticing it, someone was watching him on the second-floor balcony on the side of the road.

Bang, a fruit smashed on the door of his head, Lu Xiaoyi suddenly woke up, and said urgently: "Turtle Spirit, you lied to me again!"

The turtle spirit sighed: "I really didn't lie to you this time, look up and look to the left." Lu Xiaoyi looked up and saw that a slightly excited smile turned out to be Qi Ziqing and Qi Ziwei.

"Is it you?" Lu Xiaoyi didn't mean to be angry, two big beauties, it's normal for men to tolerate one or two.

The two of them said goodbye in front of the window: "I've seen Mr. Wait!Sir!" said that the two of them came down like water, opened the door and invited each other to go upstairs to talk. It's just that this pair of senior sisters and sisters have different ideas, Qi Ziwei is worried about the gold master, and her heart is waiting for her, so she can pay the one-year worship money in the future, and she doesn't have to show up again, which will affect her cultivation.

Qi Ziqing was sincerely grateful to Lu Xiaozhi for his kindness, and made up his mind to follow it. As for the Tianling Sect, there are so many outer disciples, except for the annual assessment meeting, what do ordinary outer disciples do, who cares?

"If you have a chance to see you sir again, please go upstairs for a while. Qi Ziqing was slightly excited to invite, Lu Xiaoyi had the heart to agree, and the turtle spirit was shouting in his mind: "Promise her, promise her quickly." The problem of not liking to be influenced by others was committed again, Lu Xiaoyi waved his hand at the two: "I still have something to do, things are going well, I want to see you here tomorrow." ”

After speaking, he turned around and left, the eyes of the senior sisters showed reluctance, one thought that the gold master was gone, and the other thought that Mr. was not a layman who could compare. Ordinary monks, when they saw the two sisters, they had a longing in their hearts, collected the two Ding furnaces, and casually gave some benefits to send away, Qi Ziqing did not personally encounter such things, but he listened to them.

"Why don't you agree to them?" the turtle spirit screamed wildly in his mind, Lu Xiao's reason was ignored, and he continued to walk forward for a while, and the turtle spirit honestly stopped asking, and then the mind informed: "No culture, don't you know if you want to be captured?"

The turtle spirit shouted angrily: "Do you dare to say that I am uneducated? Do you know how many commonly used Chinese characters there are? Do you know how many ways to write the fennel character of fennel bean?"

Lu Xiaoyi secretly felt bad in his heart, it was rare to scold this old turtle for being uneducated, Lu Xiaoyi really didn't know many idioms, and he knew a few from the storyteller. Now it's also a live study, the turtle spirit is deflated, and the road is shuang.

"Hmph, I don't read much, but I live and learn, unlike some people, who learn a lot and do this, I can only read dead books, and I can't combine them with practical applications. Lu Xiaoyi's words, the turtle spirit who was still shouting just now was quiet, and it took a long time before he said: "It makes sense! It's a pity, I understand this truth, it's too late." From today onwards, I will read to you, starting with the history of the three thousand worlds, just like listening to a story. I heard the Xuanwu God say earlier that everything that is happening in front of us can be found in history. I don't have the ability to do this, it's up to you now. ”

Lu Xiaoyi suddenly had a bitter face, the history books that the turtle spirit read were difficult to understand, let him listen to it every day, it was better to kill him.

"You better forget it, I have a lot of things to do, how can I have time to listen to you read. In fact, this world is not complicated at all, and the essence of the so-called human society is that people eat people. It's just that when there is no civilization, people eat people with their teeth, and after civilization, people eat people with their brains. Lu Xiaoyi's words directly made the turtle spirit dumb.

After a long time, the turtle spirit asked, "Where did you learn this?"

Lu Xiaoyi sighed: "When I was a child, there was an old man who told stories in Artisan Town, and he was really a good person. But good people are not rewarded, he read a lot of books, and finally died of illness in a foreign country. I still cleaned up the corpse, and he told me these words. He also taught me how to read, and he taught me a lot of truths. ”

After being silent for a while, the turtle spirit continued: "An old madman!" Lu Xiaoyi pondered for a moment and replied, "I think so too." However, the person who invented the Great Tortoiseshell is the craziest of the madmen, right?"

"Under the gods, they are all ants!" The turtle spirit gave such an answer, Lu Xiaoyu was silent, and the turtle spirit said again: "When you practice the fifth-level tortoise shell technique, you are also a god!"

Lu Xiaoyi: "I think that in this process, it is more likely that I will die first without waiting for me to become a god." ”

Isn't it? What is so strange about being able to throw out a "healing" Lu Xiaoyi nine times in a row, and then die three times in a row? It is also a very normal thing that there is no "life" between three "deaths."

"This is the price of becoming a god!" Turtle Spirit said with certainty, Lu Xiaozhi shrugged his shoulders and smiled helplessly, in front of him was the Qi Family Courtyard, standing on the road leading to the Courtyard, Lu Xiaozhi suddenly remembered a question: "Isn't there a defensive formation in this Sanmen Town? Why didn't you destroy the formation when you launched the tortoise shell technique in the other courtyard last time?"

"Who told you that tortoiseshell art would destroy the formation? The Nine Yin Soul Devouring Array's evil qi was too heavy, and when it encountered a dignified and upright divine technique, it was naturally broken. Su Jiutian was counterattacked, but he was to blame. ”

"I know, you lied to me again!" Lu Xiaoyi's sorrowful cry was directly ignored.

The annex usually seems to be quiet, but if an outsider approaches, it will naturally trigger an alarm system. When Lu Xiaoyi walked over lazily alone, an alarm had been received in the courtyard, and the black-clothed people on duty were ready one after another, and when they saw clearly that the person who came was Lu Xiaoyi, the black-clothed woman who had been following Kexin's side was happy when she saw this: "Open the middle door quickly, I'll invite Miss Kexin!"

When Lu Xiaoyi approached the door, the black-clothed man at the gate of the courtyard knelt in two lines. Qi Kexin at the door was also kneeling, followed by four kneeling female guards. Qi Kexin raised his head and said loudly: "Welcome Mr. to the other courtyard, thank you Mr. for giving me the original source clearing technique, returning my spiritual root, correcting my origin, and clearing my cheesiness." ”

It was the first time Lu Xiaoyi had heard of this "Authentic Source Clearing Technique", and the last time he threw it over, he didn't know what it was called.

"A little trick, of course, can be deceived for a while, and sooner or later it will be exposed, and I don't intend to ask you to thank me. What about the nine female disciples? Call them out, I'm going to take them away. Lu Xiaoyi didn't mention that he wanted to enter the door, this was the tone of wanting to take someone and leave, and Kexin, who was kneeling on the ground, immediately became anxious, what should I do?

Someone behind the door sighed, and it was really Qi Qiaoshi, a charming young woman, who came forward to say a thousand blessings: "Why should Mr. be as knowledgeable as a woman? ”

The little girl didn't understand, she looked confused, looked at this, looked at that, and didn't dare to ask if she wanted to know the reason.

After Qi Qiaoshi finished speaking, he slowly raised his head, it was the best age for women, and she had a face that brought disaster to the country and the people, and she had carefully cleaned up compared to the last time. Dressed in a long white dress, her eyes are full of spring. When looking at people, a pair of eyes with hooks can hook a man's heart.

Lu Xiaoyi, a rookie, has seen a lot in the world, but it is the first time he has seen this. Last time, this woman was not convinced, but this time this woman was scared and knelt, and she wanted to hug her thighs, and the charm she showed was like a cloud mud compared to the last time.

For a while, Lu Xiaoyu looked stupid, staring straight at the opposite side. This kind of style, used to deal with a rookie, can be described as killing chickens with a knife. The turtle spirit telecommunications: "She wants to eat you!"