These days, I patronize to harvest the likes of the immortal family, and I hardly pay much attention to the real-time dynamics from the mortal world.

A look up.

"Dr. Xu, although I don't know why you deceived the immortals, I have to admit that you are a genius and have done a pretty good job. ”

For the fairness of the show, the show did not publicize the importance of likes to the guests, except for the power of the fairy world to control the show, almost no one knew that likes were the fundamental element of cultivation and promotion.

After the mortal audience stretches out their hands to like it, a warm reminder will be displayed on the electronic device: Thank you for your encouragement to the xx guests, your efforts have made the xx guests one step closer to cultivating immortals.

"Xu Fei, you are a big liar, you dare to fool the Great Immortal, you must not die well. ”

"The second goods above, please don't bring personal attacks when you speak, okay?"

"It's pure nonsense, are the immortals all stupid, how can they be fooled by you as a mortal?"

"The upstairs is also a second fool, but all immortal cultivators focus on improving their cultivation, and most of them are resting on their laurels when it comes to knowledge, is it not normal for there to be a stupid immortal family?"

"Some people just can't see the good of others, and they really have bad intentions. ”

"Enough, watch the show, don't be idle and have nothing to do to pull hatred. ”

"You don't want to see that no one is rare, get out, go to see the xx running man, or the xx high-energy youth league, see how they pretend to be stupid, and if you have a good time, you can kneel and lick their xx. ”

“......”

In this era of free speech, the charm of language is endless, and there is no shortage of masters in the audience, who can scold the world while sitting at home.

The reason why Xu Fei doesn't like to pay attention to the real-time dynamics of the audience is because some people are self-righteous and picky, and even make personal attacks on others at every turn.

Every time he encounters a setback, he hopes that the audience will give some constructive advice, but the result is disappointed, which is even more frustrating.

Of course, most of the audience is still quite enthusiastic, although it can't help much, a few warm words can also bring him warmth and spiritual encouragement.

In the matter of entertaining all the immortals, Xu Fei was extremely reluctant on the surface, but in fact, he had completely compromised.

If you can't get rid of these immortals as soon as possible, you can be sure that they won't give up, and they still come here to stay here as usual every day, and after a long time, many bad things they have caused will inevitably be exposed.

For example, the frogs that Xu Fei raised by the pond were all adults, and the largest was about the size of a buffalo.

There is also an army of locusts with super fecundity, if it weren't for the locust immortals circling around, I'm afraid that the insect plague would have spread all over the entire fairy world, but the peaceful situation would definitely not last long.

These two things alone, once Daxian finds out that he is the protagonist behind the scenes, it is enough for him to punish Xiantai ten thousand times, of course, he is still a mortal, and he is not even qualified to go to Zhu Xiantai.

As the two armies grew day and night, Xu Fei was excited and frightened.

The excitement is that as a mortal, he also has the backing of a powerful legion, and he is frightened that he will be exposed, after all, such an act has violated the rules of heaven, and will not only be destroyed, but also saddled with the infamy of rebellion.

What makes it even more incredible to him is that he not only breeds locusts and frogs, but he also breeds many different kinds of insects, such as ladybugs, dragonflies, butterflies, ...... Wait a minute.

After being exposed in the future, Xu Fei will definitely say that he just caused trouble on a whim.

Xu Fei is a mortal flesh and bones, like most ordinary mortals, he also has his own hobbies, just like gamblers love to gamble, gamers love games, he has loved to study all kinds of insects since he was a child, and without insects, he feels that his life has lost its interest.

The Ancient Yuan Beast was also seen by Xu Fei from an ancient book, and he made up such a holy beast, not out of thin air, but just to cater to the desires of all the great immortals.

And it's not groundless, there are often abnormal fluctuations in the septic tank, and the immortals who come here to squat also sense it, otherwise, with the eyes of all the great immortals, they will not be easily deceived.

Xu Fei was very thoughtful and thoughtful.

He thought that if a monster came out of the septic tank, he would definitely be in trouble, and if all the great immortals were here, they would definitely be able to protect him.

Again, no matter what monster comes out of it, it is considered to be an ancient primordial beast, and no one has really seen it anyway, so it doesn't hurt to play a game of referring to a deer as a horse.

Therefore, as long as something comes out of the manure tank, no matter what cat or dog it is, Xu Fei will be able to hide from the world and draw a happy end to his lies.

Some people will definitely say, then you still have to feast on Daxian to eat a hair? Act a full set, and continue to deceive.

One thought becomes a Buddha, one thought becomes a demon!

It's better to be a person with a bottom line, and you can't go too extreme, otherwise, once you can't stop your footing, sooner or later you will fall into the devil's path and never recover.

It is not a good thing to invite all the immortals, thank them for their appreciation of themselves, sincerely apologize, and make themselves feel at ease.

Early the next morning, Xu Fei began to show up.

After a busy morning, I prepared a table full of delicacies, although they are ordinary home-cooked dishes, but they are rare and expensive.

Xu Fei didn't invite them one by one, as long as the immortals who were squatting by the manure pond had a share, they were all invited by Xu Fei one after another.

Fortunately, the hall on the second floor is too large, and the tables are large enough to accommodate thirty or fifty people at the same time, so it doesn't feel crowded.

Several immortals who had more right to speak were also present.

For example, Thor, Weasel Immortal, Pipa Fairy, Daofa Immortal, and Pudu Immortal Venerable, who has not healed from serious injuries...... Wait, there are more than 20 immortals in total.

The immortals didn't know how long it had been since they had eaten mortal dishes, so they were naturally salivating, and they couldn't care about whether there would be a holy beast jumping out of the manure tank for a while.

The only regret is that there is no wine to accompany a table of good dishes, even so, all the immortals do not dislike it.

So, all the immortals sat up and chatted happily while enjoying the food.

Pudu Immortal Venerable: "It's really delicious, I haven't enjoyed such a superb delicacy for thousands of years!"

Weasel Daxian: "If I can eat a braised chicken, then the merit will be complete, and I will be willing to abolish my cultivation." ”

Thor: "Dogs can't change their, but it's a pity that you're a weasel, not even a dog." ”

Daofa Immortal Venerable: "Xiao Xu's craftsmanship is really amazing, and the girls of the God of Food are beyond their reach." ”

Pipa Fairy: "I don't know if there will be such an opportunity to taste such a delicacy in the fairy world in the future?"

Weasel Immortal: "The fairy's words are a bit meaningful, dare to love you are planning to follow the rhythm of the Seven Fairies to descend to earth, this is absolutely unacceptable, don't say that my brother didn't remind you." ”

Thor: "A meal of food makes the fairy move the mortal heart, this is a good thing, the immortal is in a panic, there has been no thunder slash mortal for a long time." ”

Pudu Xianzun: "You stupid dog, you still have the face to say, I almost chopped Lao Tzu to death yesterday, this revenge will be remembered for you first, and it will be returned in the future." ”

The seemingly ruthless immortals, as long as they don't involve interests, are still quite amiable.

Xu Fei has been listening and not making a sound, trying to find a suitable time to apologize to them.

Dao Fa Immortal Venerable: "It's ashamed to say that there are so many of us, it's better to be a fisherman, if this spreads, how embarrassing it will be!"

Thor: "I knew that today, when he was a mortal, he should have been hacked to death by the sea." But I didn't suffer a loss, and broke his fishing rod, which was very relieved. ”

Pudu Immortal Venerable: "The one of us here didn't fly thousands of years earlier than him, but he has already entered the realm of heavenly immortals, and we can't be so satisfied with the status quo anymore, otherwise, hey...... Pathetic, alas!"

Through this incident, Xu Fei understood a truth.

It's not that the ascension must have been cultivated to a high level, take the land immortal as an example, before the god was sealed back then, the land immortal was the mountain god in the mortal world, and the cultivation was already very high, but after the ascension, the land immortal cultivation stopped, and he stayed at the lowest level of the earth immortal.

This also shows that the level of cultivation is not necessarily proportional to time, but mainly varies from person to person, just like students in the mortal world, some children are born geniuses, and some children are stupid when they repeat grades year after year.

Seeing that Xu Fei had been silent, all the immortals looked over.

Weasel Daxian: "Xiao Xu, you are a smart mortal, you will definitely have a great future in the future, work hard." ”

Dao Fa Immortal Venerable: "This Xiao Xu is not only extremely perceptive, but also can cook, one day, he will definitely be able to rank in the immortal class, and even hope to surpass everyone here." ”

Xu Fei thought to himself, cultivating immortals has something to do with understanding and cooking vegetables, and now cultivating immortals is also updating the way and starting to like and redeem.

Pipa Fairy: "It's a pity for this figure, it's a pity, you should enjoy life in the mortal world at a young age, what's the use of cultivating immortals?"

Thor: "Don't beat around the bush when the fairy speaks, just say that you Sichun is not finished, mother-in-law's, mother-in-law, is it interesting? People are in good shape, you can also do it, do you want to play mortal fairy love? Tell you, I can't bear to use thunder to split you, let alone split Xiao Xu." ”

Thor is an executioner in the fairy world, but whenever there are immortals or mortals who want to be executed, he basically holds the knife, and there are countless immortals or mortals who have been hacked to death by him for thousands of years.

Weasel Daxian: "What do you play with immortals, now shemale love is popular, that Xu Xian and White Snake, aren't they playing very well, and they also gave birth to a champion son." Let me tell you, Xiao Xu, while a few law enforcement gods are not here now, if you are interested, I will introduce you to a few beauties of our demon clan, and it is not impossible to have a son who will be the prime minister when the time comes. ”

Dao Fa Immortal Venerable: "It's just ignorance, sowing seeds should be sown on the right land, have you ever seen anyone plant fish fry in the soil? Xiao Xu, be firm, don't be confused by demons, this is unethical, and deviant." ”