Chapter 17: The Old Man on a Donkey
I'm worried that there are no new customers coming to the door, no, there is another one.
I saw a black and thin old man, riding a donkey beast floating up.
"Fisherman Immortal!" Before the old man got off the donkey, someone recognized him at a glance.
All the great immortals glanced at the old man one after another, and then they all started to entertain, and they didn't take this old man in their eyes at all.
After the fisherman Xianzun got off the donkey, he put the donkey aside, and then walked straight to the septic tank, and there was no one else in his eyes.
But his next actions once again attracted the attention of the great immortals.
The fisherman Xianzun stretched out his hand and shook it, grabbed a fishing rod out of thin air, and then threw the line into the manure tank.
You don't have to think about it to know that this is the rhythm of fishing in a manure pit!
Dao Fa Immortal Venerable stepped forward and stopped: "Fisherman Lao'er, are you presbyopia, this is an immortal dung pond, not a fish pond, quickly put away your fishing rod and get out!"
Pudu Immortal Venerable also ran over and scolded: "You old man, can't you do anything else except fishing?"
Its practical toes can be thought of, this fisherman Immortal Venerable is here to catch the ancient Yuan Beast.
There is no doubt that this old man's behavior touched the bottom line of all the great immortals, which made them very angry.
The weasel fairy stepped forward and threatened: "Hey, old man, you can fish as you like without the consent of your master, be careful that your fishing rod will be broken, and leave quickly if you are interested, and say the important things directly." ”
The fisherman Xianzun didn't bother to pay attention to the great immortals, and continued to do his own thing on the bait and throw the fishing rod.
Thor's behavior was very rough, and when he ran over, he grabbed the back of the fisherman's hand, intending to stop the fisherman from continuing fishing, and his voice was also very loud: "Old guy, if you don't get out, I'll chop you too." ”
The fisherman Xianzun finally opened his mouth and fought back: "You can guard here, I can also fish, this ancient primordial beast is not your family, why point fingers, really move, the deity is not afraid of you." ”
It is said that Xu Fei should come forward at this time, but Xu Fei knows that the temper of these immortals is that they are all goods that turn their faces and do not recognize people, and whoever comes out is tantamount to looking for death.
Xu Fei not only did not reconcile, but retreated to the vegetable garden not far away, watching while cleaning up the weeds.
Strange as it may seem, the summer is unusually hot, but the vegetation and vegetables are growing well, showing no signs of drying up due to lack of water.
The frog that was tending the vegetables popped out of the grass.
"Master, when are you going to send these old men away?"
"Bear with me, soon. ”
"I can't hold it anymore, I hide all day long, and I'm so kind. ”
"Keep going, and I'll cook the vegetables to treat you and the locust immortal when I go back. By the way, why didn't I see Lao Huang, where did he go?"
"He was still here just now, trying to steal vegetables to eat, but I beat him away, and he swore that he would go to help his master do something big. ”
Recently, because the immortals often haunt this place, the two big insects dare not show up, which really hurts them.
So as soon as they saw Xu Fei, the two would complain, and even threatened that if they continued like this, they would run away from home.
Xu Fei was also very helpless, so he could only use food to appease them.
The cesspool not far away was already white-hot, and several immortals and fishermen were pulling together.
"Smack!" a pleasant crisp sound.
The fishing rod of the fisherman Xianzun was broken by the god of thunder, and then the chess pieces of the god of thunder were scattered by the fisherman Xianzun.
Then there was the dust, the magic weapons flying all over the sky, the earth shaking, and the battle was extremely fierce.
These great immortals are all eighth-level cultivators of earth immortals, but the cultivation of this fisherman immortal can not be underestimated, he is a hidden master, and his cultivation has already entered the realm of heavenly immortals.
More than a dozen earth immortal eighth-level immortals, besieging a fisherman immortal in the realm of heavenly immortals, have never been able to take any advantage, and even the immortal family has been injured and defeated.
It seems to be beaten by a crowd, but it is actually an adult who is committing violence against a group of elementary school students.
"Pudu Lao'er, help me quickly, I can't stand it!" Dao Fa Immortal Venerable was beaten and almost fell into the dung pit, but fortunately he grabbed a raised stone, if no one stepped forward to pull it, it was estimated that he would not be able to hold on for a few seconds.
"Thor, slash him!" The weasel fairy scurried away, very passive, so he kept shouting, wanting Thor to help him out of the siege.
Thor was not idle, urging the thunder and lightning to bombard wildly, but it never hit the target, and even occasionally injured innocents.
"Thor, your mother's stupid dog, almost killed Lao Tzu. "Pudu Immortal Venerable had just pulled the Dao Law Immortal Venerable out of the dung pit, but he was unexpectedly struck head-on by the lightning of the Thunder God, and the whole person became scorched black, and no part of his body was intact.
There are also some great immortals who are reluctant to make a move, and they all retreat to the periphery to watch the battle, it can be said that they also have their own ghosts, either waiting for opportunities, or they just want to preserve their strength.
The battle has been sublimated to this stage, and if no one comes forward to stop it, there will definitely be immortals who will die.
As a mortal, Xu Fei is also powerless, let alone come forward, even if he is close, it is difficult, so he can only continue to wait and see from afar.
"Stop it all for the deity!"
Bao Zheng, the great immortal on duty, was patrolling nearby, and when he heard the abnormal fluctuations here, he ran over with the divine beast and the pig.
Seeing the law enforcement officer, all the great immortals naturally didn't dare to make a mistake, so they all withdrew.
In fact, not many immortals will take Bao Zheng, the great immortal on duty, in their eyes, and the reason why they give him face is because they are afraid of the divine beasts around Bao Zheng.
"In broad daylight, you dare to gather people to fight, is there any heavenly jade law in your eyes?" Bao Zheng, the great immortal on duty, did not care about the faces of all the great immortals, and it was a reprimand to split his head and cover his face.
"If there is a next time, even if I give you face, the pigs under my hands will not agree, and they will all disperse for me. ”
Although Bao Zheng, the great immortal on duty, is selfless, he is also measured, so as not to offend a group of immortals for this little turmoil.
The Dao Law Immortal Venerable and his people were very embarrassed, and they all slipped away quietly one after another, and those immortals who did not participate in the battle refused to leave for a long time.
It wasn't until the pig roared at them that they dispersed, and the smoke disappeared without a trace.
If you want to run fast, you have to count Xu Fei, he heard Bao Zheng's voice, and ran back to the Xianjia thatched house as soon as possible.
Between Xu Fei and Bao Zheng, there is a handpaper turmoil, if Bao Zheng wants to be caught by any tricks, it is really difficult not to die.
After going back upstairs.
The frog also jumped back, but there was no sign of the locust.
Frog: "Master, are we playing a little too far?"
"Shut up!" Xu Fei roared.
The frog stopped making a sound, jumped into the corner and crouched down.
After a while, there was a rustling sound downstairs, and Xu Fei was about to go downstairs to take a look, but he saw a scene that made him smile bitterly.
The locust dragged back with half of the rod, and a golden hook hooked into his jaw.
Previously, the locusts couldn't steal food, so they said that they were going to do great things, but in fact, they wanted to pretend to be ancient primordial beasts and deliberately bite the hook, just at that time Thor broke the fisherman's fishing rod, and the locusts were really hooked by the hook accidentally.
Xu Fei helped the locust unload the hook in his mouth, and said with a smile: "You are asking for your own hardship, and next time without my permission, you are not allowed to make your own decisions." ”
Locust: "Master, we can't lie like this anymore, sooner or later we will be exposed." ”
Seeing that he had help, the frog also jumped forward and persuaded: "Don't spread rumors anymore, if you catch it, you will really lose your life." ”
The rumors about the infestation of the ancient primordial beast were actually directed by Xu Fei, and he also asked the two insects to spread the news, in order to attract the immortal family to come over, so as to win over the relationship and obtain their likes.
I have to say that Xu Fei's trick was indeed too clever, deceived all the great immortals, and caused a war, which almost caused a disaster.
"Aren't you afraid of being caught stealing everywhere all day long?" Don't look at Xu Fei's arrogance, in fact, he is also a little weak-hearted.
But things have come to this point, and it's not so easy to stop.
Xu Fei also thought about the consequences, but he also understood that once he made a breakthrough in cultivation, even if there was an immortal family to settle the accounts, he would have the ability to protect himself.
If you can't break through smoothly, stop at this time, in case an immortal family comes to find trouble, just wave your hand, you can kill him, and you don't even have a chance to run.
In the past, the two bugs did everything recklessly, but now they also know how to weigh the pros and cons, which shows that their temperament is constantly changing.
On the other hand, Xu Fei has become unscrupulous, although it is not hurtful, but if he continues like this, he may really become a villain with evil intentions.
Frog: "Master, it won't be long before the two of us can transform into humans, maybe we can also rank in the immortal class, and truly become immortals, I hope the master can fulfill us and don't continue to die." ”
Locust: "The kindness of the master, we will never be able to repay it, whoever dares to hurt you, we would rather die." ”
With all that said, can Xu Fei's firm heart not be shaken?
"Well, from now on, you can do whatever you want. Xu Fei hesitated for a while, and finally chose to compromise.
Xu Fei was also very uncomfortable in his heart, he wanted to say to the audience and friends in the mortal world: "I didn't die like this to get your approval, but in addition to picking thorns all day long, you are complaining, and you are not willing to like the show for nothing." ”
After a moment of silence.
The frog proposed: "That's good, the master will arrange a table of good dishes, invite all the great immortals, tell them the truth in public, and then apologize." ”
Locust: "I think it's okay to do this, we will protect you secretly, even if you die." ”
Xu Fei felt more and more urgency, realizing that the two insects had surpassed him in wisdom, and if it weren't for the only remaining loyalty, he would not be worthy of being a slave to the two insects.
Although it was just an ordinary family meeting, the outcome of the meeting had a crucial impact on future developments.
"You go down first, and let me think about it. ”
In order to defend his position, even if Xu Fei had to agree to their suggestions, he would not make a decisive decision, otherwise it was really possible to change the master-servant relationship.