"Congratulations, Dr. Xu. ”

"You're a part of the fairy show now, and I hope you'll have more great performances in the coming days. ”

but listen to their voices and see no people.

Xu Fei got up with a confused look and found himself in an unfamiliar environment.

What catches your eye is a tall gatehouse, the gatehouse is impressively engraved with the three big characters of 'Nantianmen', and two high gate guards holding weapons stand below the gatehouse.

As soon as Xu Fei looked up, a row of subtitles appeared out of thin air on the right side of his head.

Guest: Xu Fei.

Gender: Male.

Age: 25 years old.

Household registration: mortals.

Reincarnation Character: The reincarnation of the Ninth Wicked.

Occupation: Ph.D. student of the Academy of Agricultural Sciences, fellow of the Entomological Academy.

Repair to Level: Negligible.

The subtitles quickly disappeared, and soon a row of subtitles popped up overhead.

The fairy show of male guest Xu Fei has officially opened.

New Class: Heavenly Court Toilet Administrator.

Cultivation level: Mortals who have risen exceptionally, the level continues to be ignored.

Mission: Clean the toilet and get the likes of mortals and immortals.

Rewards: Likes are exchanged for repairs.

Remarks: The level of the immortal realm is divided, Earth Immortal [from level 1 to level 8], Heavenly Immortal [from level 1 to level 8], Da Luo Jin Immortal, Great God, quasi-saint, saint.

For this grand reality show, the likes from the mortal world and the immortal family can be exchanged with cultivation, and the likes of 10,000 mortals are equivalent to the likes of one immortal.

It takes one million mortals to break through from a mortal to the first level of the Earth Immortal, which is equivalent to the like value of one hundred immortals, and the number of likes required for each level of the Earth Immortal and the Heavenly Immortal is 10 million mortals or 1,000 likes of the Immortals.

Friendly reminder: The road to perform the task is not necessarily smooth, there will be changes and accidents at all times, and the guests will be eliminated at any time, and there are only two results, one is to be wiped out, and the other is to be thrown into reincarnation.

Looking at the rows of subtitles, Xu Fei felt that he was in a trance, and he couldn't believe that he was not dreaming.

A second ago, Xu Fei was doing experiments in the experimental field of the Academy of Agricultural Sciences, and when he was just excited about his experiment of using beneficial insects to eliminate pests, he suddenly fell unconscious in front of him, and when he woke up, he was lying outside the Nantianmen Gate.

The only thing that hasn't changed is the way he dresses, the experimental supplies he carries on his back, and the shell worm that he picked up from the field and didn't have time to throw away.

It is a person who has attained the Tao and the chicken dog ascends to heaven, and he is a person who has attained the Tao and the worm follows the ascension to heaven.

Looking at the shell worm that was still alive in his hand, Xu Fei threw it away.

"Please don't throw garbage!" I don't know who is shouting to stop it.

It's definitely not cool to be dragging the shell Lang in his hand, and he was ready to throw it when he picked it up in the field before, but he flew up before he could throw it, and now he can't throw it away if he wants to.

When you get to someone's territory, you have to be cautious, you can only obediently pick up the shell, and it's not too late to throw it when you find an opportunity.

"You go to the right along the Nantian Gate, keep walking, and you will see where you work. ”

It is certain that the person who spoke was not the doorman, because their lips had not moved, and this voice should belong to the guide, but this great immortal was too good at pretending to be forced, and he had refused to show his figure.

As soon as he wanted to enter the Nantian Gate, he was immediately stopped by the guards with weapons, and Xu Fei was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated.

Before I could ask why, the voice of the guide sounded in my ears again: "The toilet is outside the Nantian Gate, you are too bold, remember not to step into the Nantian Gate for half a step in the future, otherwise, you will inevitably be destroyed." ”

Xu Fei smiled wryly.

He didn't expect that his ascension would be reduced to such a humble level, although Wukong was a Bi Ma Wen back then, he was more than hundreds of times stronger than him now.

What if you are unwilling in your heart?

This is fate, and it is also the will of God, which can only be borne silently.

After walking for about 100 steps, a splendid two-story glazed house appeared in front of me, several times larger than a luxury villa in the world.

There is also a gatehouse outside the house, which is engraved with four gilded characters of 'Xianjia Thatched House'.

Looking at such a magnificent toilet, Xu Fei was stunned, he expected that the toilet of the immortal family would be very luxurious, but he did not expect it to be so splendid.

Entering the gatehouse, a corridor divides the first floor into two, the left is the toilet of the male fairy's house, the right is the toilet of the female fairy's house, and there is a staircase at the end of the corridor leading to the second floor.

The second floor is a three-bedroom layout, the middle is a luxury hall, and the two sides are housing, which has everything inside, and it is a staff living room at a glance.

This job treatment is definitely not enjoyable in the world, in this working environment, Xu Fei is still quite satisfied, but this job position is too chilling, if only it could be a little taller, even if it is a janitor, it is better than cleaning the toilet.

"From now on, this is where you work, your job is to keep the toilet clean at all times, what you do will be projected to any place in the mortal world in the form of a live broadcast, and if you perform well, you will get the audience's likes. If your performance does not satisfy the immortals, you will bear the consequences. ”

"What will happen?" Xu Fei asked.

"The previous toilet officials had different ways of dying, some were demoted to the mortal world as animals, and some were directly thrown into the dung pit and drowned. ”

Xu Fei asked again: "The place to live has been solved, how to solve the problem of eating and drinking?"

"You can solve the problem of eating and drinking by yourself, this is also a small part of the task, if you can't solve it, just wait for starvation." ”

I just saw a glimmer of hope, and I instantly fell into deep despair.

The most bitter thing is that Xu Fei is ascending as a mortal, without any cultivation, like an ant in the fairy world, where anything alive can annihilate him, except for the shell worm in his hand.

He vaguely remembered that the guide had said that he had been a wicked man of the ninth generation, and if that was the case, he would have to admit it, quietly become a toilet cleaner, and repent and atone for the evil things he had done in several lifetimes.

If you make a mistake and are wronged, you can only consider yourself unlucky, do your job honestly, and live one more day to earn one day.

Putting down the backpack on his shoulders, he sat in the center of the hall, looking at the ancient wooden chair above the lobby, sometimes in a daze, sometimes smirking.

It is normal to be fooled by fate in life, and it can be changed through unremitting efforts, but being fooled by God is too miserable, and all the efforts are probably just a bamboo basket.

I don't know how long it took for Xu Fei to wake up by the struggling shell lang in the palm of his hand.

Looking at the shell worm that was almost pinched to death by himself in the palm of his hand, Xu Fei's face was gloomy, as if he had some sympathy with this bug.

"Mr. Shell Lang, no, you should be a big immortal of Shell Lang now, and the two of us will depend on each other for our lives in the future, you have to live well. Xu Fei said to the shell worm.

"If only you could talk, we can talk to each other in the future. ”

Xu Fei kept talking to the shell lang like this, but unfortunately the insect couldn't hear it at all, and kept scratching Xu Fei's hand desperately with its foot, it was about to scratch Xu Fei's hand and bleed, and it couldn't break free from Xu Fei's hand.

"Now that you're my right-hand man, I'm going to take you to see where you work. Xu Fei walked to the first floor with the shell worm.

The 25-year-old Xu Fei is not only a master's degree of the Academy of Agricultural Sciences, but also a doctor of entomology, which can be regarded as knowledgeable, but he inexplicably flew to the fairy world before he had time to make a grand plan for the art exhibition.

He is also familiar with the habits of various insects.

In nature, the feces shell can be regarded as a sanitation expert, and its only hobby is feces, which is also the foundation of its survival.

The design of the toilet in the fairy world is similar to that of the human toilet, both of which converge to the septic tank through pipes, but they do not smell as foul as the human toilet.

took the shell lang around the female fairy's toilet and returned to the male fairy's toilet, and casually threw the shell lang into a pit pit: "Okay, this is your destination, I hope these fairy feces can bring you good luck." ”

In order not to be complained by the immortals who went to the toilet, Xu Fei couldn't be sloppy at the moment, picked up the broom and began to clean the pits, although it was not very smelly, but the smell was very different, it was still unbearable, and the only way was to try to hold his breath.

When I returned upstairs with a tired body, I felt that I was really hungry, as a mortal, I had to find something to fill my stomach, there was nothing here except feces, and of course, as a human being, he would not think of eating even if he died.

Then you have to be self-reliant, self-reliant, and in order not to starve to death, you must find dry food as soon as possible.

When he came, he looked around, and around the toilet was a wasteland, and he could see nothing but the grass hidden by the clouds.

It's hard to find some wild fruits, so now you can only hope for those wild grasses to see if you can eat them, and if you eat poisonous weeds, you can only admit to planting.

Walking in a barren grassland, Xu Fei's eyes lit up, and tears immediately rolled out of his eyes.

With his understanding of grasses, he soon discovered many precious exotic flowers and plants, all of which are extinct species in the world.

For example, the dragon sprout grass and lark vine in the Compendium of Materia Medica, these are recorded in ancient books and described in detail, but they have long been extinct in the world.

These two herbs can not only be eaten, but also can be used to treat many serious diseases.

But you can't eat too much, so you can only eat it as a snack, and you have to find another way to survive for a long time.

I picked some dragon sprouts and lark vines, and ate them regardless of thirty, seven, twenty, and then I filled them with food and clothing first, and I couldn't think of any way to be hungry.

After eating, Xu Fei brought some back to the dormitory building in case of emergency.

When he walked up to the second floor and saw the package lying on the ground, he again left tears of tears, of course, tears of joy.

Because this bag is his treasure chest, he never leaves it except for leisure, and it contains all kinds of vegetables and fruits, as well as cereal seeds, and many insect eggs......

With these things, are you afraid that you won't be able to survive?

It seems that God still favors him and does not end up with him.

"Haha......"

Looking at the dazzling array of bags in the bag, Xu Fei couldn't help but laugh wildly.

The climate of the fairy world is divided into four seasons, and it is also the change of day and night, which follows the lunar calendar in the world.

It's early spring, and it's the time when everything is coming back and it's the best time for farming.

Even the seasons favored him so much, it seemed that there was really no endless way.

Meimei slept all night, and climbed out of bed as soon as the sky turned white.

Hurriedly came to the grass behind the toilet with vegetable seeds, and then began to work and reclaim the wasteland, of course, it is definitely not possible to use his hands, fortunately he found a Fang Tian painting halberd hidden by the toilet official in the room on the second floor, although it is not as easy to use as a hoe, but it is also a very handy agricultural tool.

Fang Tian's halberd painting is very powerful, inserting and prying hard, repeatedly, and in less than a moment, a vegetable garden is formed.

If you have a garden, you have to have water to irrigate, and of course, this was once a grazing ground for Bimawen, so if there is grass, there will naturally be a water source.

You don't have to look hard to find it, there is a pond not far from the garden, and it is quite convenient to use water.

Sprinkle the vegetable seeds, water and fairy dung, and you're done, just waiting for the seeds to sprout and grow.

Of course, this is just the beginning, and if you want to survive in the long run, you need to keep working hard.

"Who is this, who dares to disturb the rest of this immortal?" A high-pitched voice came from behind, making Xu Fei tremble in fright.