Volume 7 Rise!Orson Manor 12 The Craziest Deal in History 01
After about three hours, the people returned to Orson Manor, bringing back a thousand strange things. Uncle Rember of the Terrans was really angry that the Terrans could not participate in this grand event, so he dragged a cart of Tao Zi over with crutches and had just been burned, and he also wanted to get a part in this trading event. Fortunately, the pottery process of Orson Manor has made great progress under the leadership of Rember and Huggins, and there is no shame in exchanging this batch of ceramics.
In fact, strictly speaking, compared to all the rags from various races piled up in front of Xu Zheng, their true value seems to be higher...... At least it's better than the weird use of other stuff that doesn't know what to do.
To be honest, when Xu Zheng said those words, he really hoped that he would take out something really useful from all ethnic groups. For example, the exquisite handmade fabrics of the elves, the dwarves' workmanship and leather armor, the collection of trophies hunted by the orcs for a long time, such as animal bones and animal teeth, etc., and some fine props from the hands of the dwarves. These will become classics in human society.
What is it that can be piled up in front of your eyes?
The long, black, elven thing with an elven pattern was indeed from the elves, but the elves who presented it said it was a footwrap used by their grandmother...... Elves don't wrap their feet, but they use it like a sock. What's even more exaggerated is that the history of this thing seems to be about 200 years. Sweating ...... A two-hundred-year-old footwrap .......
And the night pot sent by Nordin...... It is said that it used to be his bowl. According to Nordin's original words, and according to Xu Zheng's own standards, this thing is very ...... Forehead...... Historical significance.
Look at the strange stuff piled up like a hill. Xu Zheng has a big head and wants to laugh too.
I made up my mind that they might be weird and moneyy, but ...... Rich humans don't like to look weird. Something different and incomprehensible? Maybe you can really buy it for a good price.
Immediately jumped to the top of the mountain of garbage, and shouted, "Aren't the Terrans worried that they can't participate in this grand event? From beginning to end, all the affairs of the Orson Manor will be participated by all races. Right now. I need help from the Terrans, and I hope to use the Terrans' strengths. Sell these things with a mouthful of deceitful death!"
When they heard this, they were all overjoyed. I used to be viciously rectified by bad businessmen, but I didn't expect that this time I would have the opportunity to rectify it. When even the applause, laughed out loud.
Xu Zheng signaled quietly, and waited for everyone's excitement to pass before he smiled and said: "Don't think this thing is easy to do, without a three-inch tongue, it is not easy to do." In this regard, the Terrans have a specialty. Witty, flexible and eloquent, he is born with a strong instinct when it comes to diplomacy. However, even so, this sales campaign still needs special talents. Now, friends of the Terrans are invited to come to me, and you can read whatever I want, and if you can do it fluently and quickly five times in a row, you will be able to pass the test. ”
Everyone listened interestingly, and they all smiled as they watched the Terrans come forward in large numbers.
Xu Zheng jumped down from the pile of rags, walked in front of the first person, and said with a smile: "Now, please read with me: upstairs hanging knife." Knife sling. Five times, quick!"
The man was anxious, and was urged by Xu Zheng again, the first time was fine, but the second time his tongue was knotted, he was talking nonsense at all, and he read it as a hanging knife upstairs, a knife
"Knives, you're big. Go down. Substitution! No pass!" Xu Zheng laughed.
Everyone also laughed wildly, watching the man blush-faced and defeated. After this test. The clever people of the human race have begun to secretly recite this sentence behind their backs, hoping that when it is their turn to read it well, it will be good.
How do you know that the second person read this, the third person read it, and when he got to the fourth person, Xu Zheng actually changed it again, and replaced it with: a big flower live toad in the big flower bowl. It is enough to wrap a knot around a person's tongue.
In this way, people continue to be eliminated, and when they are the ninth, they are replaced with: black fertilizer gray, gray fertilizer black. Black fertilizer is black but not gray, and gray fertilizer is gray but not black. The difficulty is getting bigger and bigger, Xu Zheng reads it slowly when he says it himself, but when it is the turn of others, he asks for it quickly and accurately, and lives in the whole person.
By the twentieth year, the tongue twister had been replaced by a rhetorical one: carrying a leather bag in a carriage. Looking back, man bites dog. Pick up the dog to hit the stone, and I am afraid that the stone will bite my hand.
This sentence was said by others, Xu Zheng urged for a while, and the person who said it himself was also nonsense, the dog was biting a person or a stone or he was biting a dog or a stone It was completely indistinguishable, and when he opened his mouth, he was talking nonsense like a high fever. Hearing the people on the emperor's side, they laughed wildly, and they only felt that even this pile of rags couldn't be exchanged, and it was worth it to listen to such funny words that made people laugh wildly.
After a while, the pattern changed again, holding ten fingers, bending one into the palm of each one, and asking you to say: mice eat cats. And then you are asked to say it ten times in a row: rats eat cats. Finally, I ask you, what do rats eat?
This time, five people tried at once, and four of them instinctively replied, "Eat cats!"
Hearing Xu Zheng and everyone laughing wildly, the four of them also said confidently: "Mice just eat cats!" Then he came back to his senses, knowing that he had been rectified by Xu Zheng again, and he didn't pass the reaction speed, and he couldn't help but laugh. It's really strange that he is so tricky, but he thinks that it is really reasonable for mice to eat cats.
Then in a different way, he raised a hand and asked you, how many?
The first time he answered, he was still very vigilant, afraid that Xu Zheng would make a strange move.
Hold up two and ask you, how many?
Second, Xu Zheng didn't react, just smiled, and became a little bolder.
Raise three fingers and ask you, how many?
Three correct, this is completely reassuring. The question turned out to be simple.
One last time he put three fingers in front of you and asked, "What is one plus one?"
Staring at those three fingers, the vast majority of people who can't turn their brains will answer instinctively: Three! And because the question is too simple, they will answer very loudly, and they will be extremely arrogant, and they will even stare at you with dissatisfaction, what a pig! One plus one equals three, everyone knows!
This provoked another burst of maniacal laughter.
Forrester and Garcia are alchemy mentors and fire magicians, so it can be said that the two of them are also engaged in research, and it can't help but be a little funny to listen to these strange questions. At first, the two of them watched this farce with a smile, and couldn't help shaking their heads while laughing, Xu Zheng, this kid still has so many tricks, and he still likes to evil people so much.
But after seeing it, the two couldn't help but become more and more surprised, there was a deep knowledge hidden behind these simple questions and strange things.
To be a successful businessman, of course, you first need to be able to speak well. If you want to succeed in business, you can only make others stunned, and you must not be stunned by others. Those strange sentences judge the quality of people in this regard.
And then there are the questions, and they're really simple. But at the beginning, the questioner is setting a trap there waiting for you to drill, and through the inertia of logic and the wrong guidance of thinking, he will take you through the wrong path. This is a common occurrence in the course of doing business, and if you can suddenly wake up and get out of the trap at the end, then that quick wit is a trait that is very necessary to become a successful businessman.
The little test, simple and fun, amused others and made more people lose. Those who were able to survive this test were almost all Terran elites with flexible brains and sharp mouths. Tomorrow when the Cape of Watch opens, we will have to count on them to fool others. Xu Zheng counted, the human race is really strong in this regard, and after letting himself spoof for so long, there are still nearly a hundred people looking at him with a smile.
The other non-human races are interesting, and those who have good things to try it out. Xu Zheng was not annoyed, and continued to ask questions with a smile. For the next half hour, Forrester and Garcia looked at each other, because whether he was out of the question or read the weird sentence, he always came with his mouth open, and there was no repetition!
Where did this weird boy learn all these weird things? The two instructors were so frightened that they couldn't imagine that human minds could remember these strange things.
What they don't know is that this person has merged man and machine in his previous life, and the data in his brain memory is measured in astronomical units. Reborn in this life, a lot of data has been lost, but the weight left behind is still terrifying! Xu Zheng only needs to flash these things in his mind once, and a large amount of data will immediately surface in columns, of course, he will come with his mouth and wave his hand.
The results of the second round of tests showed that except for the Terrans, the other races are really not profiteers, and without the talent of this slippery wit, the dwarfs almost all passed the intelligence questions, but they were almost all brushed on the tongue twisters, and only one or two freaks slipped through the net. The elves are good at reciting the elven language of super tongue twisters, and tongue twisters are not a big problem. But when it comes to brain teasers and similar intelligence problems, the elves with solid eyes almost all catch shrimp. Of course, there are also a few freaks who stand out, among which there is actually the elf guard captain Alfonso assigned to Xu Zheng...... What a miracle...... It's no wonder that Xing Badai sent him, mostly because he found out that he had the same bad temperament as Xu Zheng...... Orcs and dwarves, needless to say, were all killed in the test, and they died terribly!