Chapter 8 Living with the Immortal Family
Xu Fei understood what was going on, but still pretended to be surprised: "How can there be insects who dare to spread wild at the door of the immortal house, they are simply looking for death, and with the ability of the great immortal, they should all be destroyed." ”
Daxian breathed a sigh of relief and said, "If you dare to overturn my thatched hut, you will definitely not end well, I have turned several of them into ashes, but, there are more and more insects in the back, and they are becoming more and more terrifying, and they are really outnumbered!"
With the ability of the land immortal, he is naturally not afraid of those big insects, but he is too timid, so he will end up in the embarrassment of being chased by insects.
"So Daxian is homeless now?" Xu Fei felt that the opportunity had come.
The land immortal nodded, and said with emotion: "It would be nice if Yang Jian, the great god of law enforcement, was here." ”
Xu Fei's current status is low, and he has nothing to do with those legendary gods, so he is too lazy to take on the topic of land immortals.
"Otherwise, you can move in with me, so that we can take care of you. ”
"Your place is too smelly, this great immortal can't get used to it, if only I could go to live where the god of food is. ”
"Do you want to eat swan meat?"
"What do you say, ugly boy?"
"I didn't say anything. ”
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With this small change, the land immortal naturally moved over and lived with Xu Fei.
With the umbrella of the Land Immortal, Xu Fei at least doesn't have to worry about the big locusts coming to make trouble, and it can be regarded as a blessing in disguise.
Judging from the current situation, it is relatively peaceful, even if there is a real insect disaster, as long as Xu Fei doesn't say it, he won't be found out for a while.
But the problem of this locust must be solved, and it cannot be allowed to multiply, and if it really alarms the power above, it will certainly not be able to contain the fire.
Now the only way is to make more eggs out of the frogs, and only the frogs can restrain the crazy reproduction speed of the locusts.
Just do it.
Xu Fei took out the bottle containing the frog eggs, took advantage of the land immortal's sleep, and sneaked into the vegetable garden behind, thinking about it for a while and thinking that it would be better to change the environment.
So he ran to the pond not far away and carefully opened the bottle.
Although it has not been counted, it is certain that there are no less than a thousand eggs in the bottle, and according to the normal survival rate, hundreds of frogs should be born.
Then the question arises again, if these frogs as big as buffalo jump around in the fairy world, what kind of scene will it be, and the consequences are really unimaginable.
But no, there is not so much care at present, only a sufficient number of frogs can suppress the big locusts, so Xu Fei gritted his teeth and threw all the eggs into the grass by the pond.
Seeing that there was no one around, he cowered and ran home.
I've been in the same situation for several days, and every time I clean the toilet, I find that the toilet is unusually clean, as if it has been washed by people, even if he has just finished going to the toilet, and after a while, it doesn't leave any stains.
The recurrence of strange things must be the inside story, Xu Fei wanted to find out what was going on, so he came to the septic tank to find out.
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, this look directly made him collapse to the ground.
In the past, the septic tank was still full and within reach, but now the entire septic tank has become a bottomless abyss, and you can't see the bottom at a glance.
No one knows exactly where this septic tank leads, but it is certain that this bottomless septic tank must lead to some mysterious space.
You must know that this septic tank has not been cleaned for at least thousands of years, and it is estimated that it is impossible to calculate how much feces have been hoarded, and it is completely impossible to dispose of it by manpower.
Xu Fei didn't dare to imagine it anymore.
If it's really a shell, the consequences will be unimaginable.
It seems that such a large amount of fairy dung was solved by a single bug, and it seems that it is not very logical, but this fairy world is a strange place, and anything magical can happen.
Looking up at the sky, the subtitles from the pop-up window have already exploded.
"Big brother, this pit has been prepared for you, it is estimated that when you jump down, you should not feel the slightest pain. ”
"I'm sure it's the shell Lang worm did, maybe he's already eaten, if you can make the shell lang your golden finger, I dare to pack the ticket, the flower fairy on the other side doesn't dare to bully you anymore." ”
"Little brother, don't don't, such a disgusting bug, it's just disgusting. ”
"Use all your might, summon him, I want to see what this worm looks like. ”
"It's better not to, if he jumps out and sprays you with, then it should be really embarrassing. ”
"Spray him with your exterminator and you're sure you'll force him to show up. ”
In the mortal world, Xu Fei is an insect expert and knows all kinds of insects well, but after these insects came to the fairy world, there was obviously a qualitative change, and it seemed that it was not so easy to find a reasonable way to control them.
In any case, you must see the truth before you can draw conclusions.
In order to prevent accidents, Xu Fei ran to the dormitory, moved the rusty Fang Tian painting halberd out, and then quietly stood by the septic tank.
Xu Fei was as calm as water on the surface, but in fact, his heart was about to jump to his throat.
When someone came from behind, he didn't notice it yet.
"What are you doing?"
Hearing a woman's voice coming from behind, Xu Fei was startled, fortunately there was some distance from the manure tank, otherwise he would probably stumble in.
Looking back, it was none other than the beautiful god of food.
The god of food, who has always been withdrawn, must have made a lot of determination to visit Xu Fei.
You can imagine it with your toes, and the god of food must have come here to get food.
"I was enjoying the view. Xu Fei really didn't know how to respond, so he casually said.
Enjoying the scenery by the toilet is really unheard of.
For such a credible reason, even people won't believe it, and Daxian will definitely not believe it.
In order to avoid embarrassment, Xu Fei changed the topic and said, "Lord God of Food is here in person, presumably it must be for the ingredients, so I'll go and pick some for you." ”
Xu Fei inserted Fang Tian's halberd into the septic tank, turned around and walked into the vegetable garden.
But the God of Food kept staring at the Fang Tian Painting Halberd in a daze, and there was a little more strange brilliance in his eyes.
When Xu Fei walked back with the ingredients, the god of food was still standing quietly in place, and his posture had never changed.
"This is Yang Jian's artifact, why is it here for you?"
The God of Food stepped forward and pulled out the Fang Tian Painting Halberd that was inserted in the ground, and at the same time shook it vigorously, and suddenly, the entire artifact was full of light, and the dazzling silver light made people dare not look at it directly.
"I found it in the room. Xu Fei was also panicked, he didn't expect that Yang Jian's artifact would become a tool for his own reclamation, if Yang Jian knew about it, he didn't know how many times he would die.
When I took it out and used it before, I was also questioned by the land lord, but this land uncle always looked like he didn't care about himself, so he didn't explain too much about the artifact.
Fang Tian's painting halberd is one of the artifacts that Yang Jian became famous in the Three Realms, and it is also one of his favorite artifacts.
Now Yang Jian was imprisoned in the heavenly prison by the Jade Emperor, and the whereabouts of the artifact were unknown, but he didn't expect it to appear in the public toilet, if it was known by some ill-intentioned immortals, he would definitely try his best to come over and fight for it.
The God of Food suddenly turned around and asked Xu Fei, "Little mortal, will you use this artifact?"
Xu Fei hurriedly shook his head and said, "Since this artifact has an owner, it's useless for me to take it, and I ask Lord Eater to return it to its original owner for me." Xu Fei realized that he had picked up a time bomb, and he had to shake it off quickly, otherwise the consequences would be unpredictable.
"Hehe, little mortal, you are really smart, if you want to throw this hot potato to me, you might as well keep it for yourself. The God of Food smiled coldly, and then reinserted Fang Tian's halberd on the ground.
The God of Food turned around and took the vegetables from Xu Fei's arms, and walked due west with light steps.
Xu Fei grinned, and when he wanted to scold the God of Food for not understanding etiquette, the voice of the God of Food came from afar: "The artifact has been unsealed by me, and it can save your life at a critical time, so that you can do it yourself, your ingredients are very delicious, maybe I will come back." ”
Xu Fei stepped forward, hesitated for a while, but gritted his teeth and grabbed Fang Tian's halberd.
A tingling sensation spread from the back of his hand to his whole body, as if he had been struck by lightning, and his brain instantly entered a state of emptiness, and his body froze, unable to move at all.
Artifacts are all spiritual, and once the seal is broken, no one can control it.
Xu Fei realized that he had made a low-level mistake, and it was too late to remedy it, so he could only let the artifact backlash.
It's just that I didn't expect the artifact to quickly lose its reaction, and it seemed that it was because he realized that the person in front of him did not have the spiritual power that he had extracted, so he chose to give up.
Xu Fei felt like his body had been hollowed out, and his whole body was weak and weak, but he was still very thankful that he had survived after all.
Holding the radiant Fang Tian Painting Halberd, Yang Jian, the god of war who imagined the mighty and powerful God of War, although he could not compare with the God of War, the pride boiling in his heart at this moment was definitely not lost to anyone.
Xu Fei stood by the cesspool and his mind flew for a long time before he came back to his senses.
Carried away by the name of the god of war for a while, Xu Fei actually bit his finger with his mouth, dripping blood onto the artifact, and played the absurd act of dripping blood to recognize the master.
It didn't work to drip blood, and in the end he simply spat on it, no matter how he tossed, the artifact didn't react at all.
Although the behavior is a little ridiculous, but in this situation, it is still somewhat reasonable, regardless of success or failure, try it so that you will not leave regrets.
"It's too much, it's too much!"
There was silence all around, and there was no sign of anyone when I looked around, but there was a voice in my ears.
Xu Fei tentatively shouted, "Who?"
"You humble mortal, even if you drip a little dirty blood, you still spit on the deity, eighty percent of you are tired. ”
Everything has spirituality, and artifacts are naturally no exception, and the reason why he has not been a bird to Xu Fei is because he doesn't take Xu Fei as a mortal seriously at all.
It's just that Xu Fei's behavior touched the bottom line of the artifact, and he couldn't bear it anymore before he reprimanded it angrily.
This also shows that Xu Fei's behavior is not vexatious, on the contrary, it has achieved good results.