If nothing is surprising, it is estimated that this artifact may not be able to say a word for hundreds of years.

After figuring out the situation, Xu Fei apologized apologetically: "It's a lot of offense, please be kind!"

Xu Fei muttered secretly in his heart: "Fortunately, you spoke, and if you continue to pretend to be forced, Uncle Bao will throw you into the manure tank, so that you will never see the light of day." ”

In his heart, he didn't just think about it, a moment ago, he really had such an impulse.

"Which bastard woke me up just now?" the artifact shouted again, "Disturbing the deity's dreams, I only half of the seal was lifted. ”

Even if the seal on Fang Tian's painting halberd was not laid by Yang Jian, it must have been laid by a powerful great god, and it was impossible for an immortal with such a cultivation as a god of food to completely break it.

The taste of half of the seal being broken is probably not very pleasant, just like helping a patient go to the toilet, and taking off half of his pants is not a problem, and letting the patient pee is not either, nor is it not not to pee.

Xu Fei was still very unfamiliar with immortal magic artifacts and the like, after all, he had never experienced it himself, but now he was sure that this spiritual weapon would not harm him for the time being.

Artifacts are as dependent as mythical beasts, and they are like human pets, and once they leave people, these things are like walking corpses.

If they want to grow, they must rely on their masters.

Fang Tian's halberd, which was half unsealed, had very weak spiritual power, and he wanted to absorb Xu Fei's spiritual power before, but it turned out that he was just a mortal, and his spiritual power was minimal, so he gave up.

If the seal is completely broken, Fang Tian's painting halberd will have the ability to control itself, and it will inevitably soar into the sky to find its master.

Now the artifact can only rely on the mortal in front of him, and let this mortal take him to absorb more spiritual energy, so as to strengthen his divine sense.

Xu Fei remained silent, examining the artifact in his hand with a posture of quietly watching the changes, only in this way can he find out the weaknesses of the other party and win by surprise.

"You only need to take me to kill a few great immortals, and I will forgive you for your great disrespect to the deity just now. "The artifact is still mentally weak compared to people, and he said what he thought in a few words.

Xu Fei responded with a wry smile: "You also think too highly of me, I am a humble mortal, it is impossible to control you to kill the Great Immortal, it is barely feasible to kill a few bed bugs." ”

Although Xu Fei's words were the essence of the words, they also hurt the self-esteem of the artifact again.

Back then, this artifact killed countless evil immortals and evil gods, what a might, what an earth-shattering ghost god!

Now that he has been reduced to asking him to kill bed bugs, how can he be embarrassed?

There was deathly silence all around.

Suddenly, the artifact in Xu Fei's hand shook violently, followed by a crisp sound, and the artifact fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

If it is a person, hearing such words that hurt his self-esteem, it is estimated that a mouthful of old blood spurted out on the spot.

After picking it up three times in a row, it was rejected by the artifact, and it was not until the fourth time that he barely controlled this angry artifact, which also showed that the power of this artifact was far less than that of the year.

There is no movement under the manure tank, and it is a waste of time to keep watching.

So, Xu Fei carried Fang Tian's halberd and prepared to go home.

Relatively speaking, today is still a lot of gain, although this artifact can not be fully controlled, but one thing is completely certain, this artifact can be used as a weapon at a critical time, when encountering the enemy, it is better than being unarmed.

Xu Fei walked back in reverie.

There are only ten days left before the appointment with the flower fairy on the other side, can you rely on this artifact at that time?

If so, how many moves can you block?

No matter how cranky you think, there can only be one result, and that is to be tortured to death by the flower fairy on the other side.

"Hey!" he put the artifact in the corner of the wall and sighed unwillingly.

Walk to the edge of the bed and lie down on your back.

His every move is in the eyes of the audience, but the bitterness in his heart can only be experienced by himself.

"Little brother, why are you sighing?"

"As a man, you should rise and learn not to give up or give up. ”

"Upstairs is right, that's how people live, either they die in silence or they explode in silence, Dr. Xu, I'm optimistic about you!"

"As a mortal, I actually envy my little brother. Although the fairy world is very cruel, it is better than the worldly and fame and fortune in the world, and if you have no status, status and money in the mortal world, you might as well die!"

"There's nothing wrong with the words upstairs, I have a deep understanding, as a poor dick, I've been living in secular prejudices, no house, no car, no woman to love, it's all tears!"

......

Seeing these comforting voices from the mortal world, Xu Fei felt a little better in his heart.

In any case, being able to become the protagonist in this posture is better than many TV series and novels, where the protagonist is basically a one-man show, and if he is not careful, he will make a dog blood, or misunderstand, and will not be understood by his friends, and even make the audience upset.

Xu Fei felt very fortunate that although the show was a little cruel, at least there was so much audience support behind him, and he could still get blessings from them, even if he died, he had no regrets.

With the blessings of the audience and friends, likes are naturally indispensable, and with the like value, you can improve your cultivation, this model is still quite humane, why not!

However, the only thing that can't cross the line is asking for likes, which is cheating and will be eliminated naturally.

There have been many guests who have participated in this before:

"Yo yo, I'm xx, I'm in charge of my show, if you like my performance, please like and support!"

"Old iron, there's nothing wrong with me, I'm in the sky when you see me now, I'll sing you a new song, please like it!"

“......”

And then there was no then, none of these guests were mercilessly eliminated later, and no one knew whether they were alive or dead.

Xu Fei has always adhered to his own way of life, never asked, behaved in advance, conscientiously did his own things, and proved the value of his existence.

Because of this, Xu Fei was able to obtain a double degree at a young age in the mortal world, which was inseparable from his hard work.

Some people will definitely say that guests can't ask for likes, so they should be able to hint at it?

I can tell you responsibly that it won't work either.

The praise required here is pious and cannot be blasphemed, it is an evolution of spiritual power, and it is also another interpretation of the 'Dao'.

Before he knew it, Xu Fei fell asleep.

It's afternoon, and at this point in time, he doesn't sleep, and he doesn't know what's going on, but he's been sleepy lately.

Maybe it was infected by the Land Immortal, who could sleep for three days and three nights without getting up, which had to be admired.

Maybe I've been too tired lately, so I have to watch out for locusts during the day and monsters in the toilet at night.

Every time he fell asleep to a certain moment, he could faintly hear the sound of thousands of horses galloping, and even felt that the whole building was crumbling, and then he woke up from his dream with a cold sweat.

When I woke up, there was nothing unusual around.

He felt that he was under too much mental pressure, and if he continued like this, he would have to develop schizophrenia.

In order to distract ourselves and adjust our mentality, we can only rely on labor.

Fertilize and water the vegetable garden, go to the pond to see the development of tadpoles and small fry, and collect some exotic flowers and plants by the way, and over time, the mood will naturally be relaxed.

Ten days passed before I knew it.

These ten long days are extremely difficult for ordinary people, and people with weak ability to resist pressure may have gone crazy long ago, but Xu Fei controlled it very well, and he was not depressed because of the approach of death, and continued to work and live as usual.

Looking at the vegetables in the garden, the only regret is that I can't enjoy a fragrant meal, which is really a pity.

Today, the land immortal also got up earlier than before, and when he saw that there was no one in the room, he came to the vegetable garden with a cane, and saw that Xu Fei was still pulling weeds in the garden, sighed deeply, and then turned around and left silently.

No one knows what this great immortal thinks in his heart, it doesn't seem right to say that he is not close to people, and it seems that he can take a look at Xu Fei before he dies, which is enough to prove that this old man still has feelings for Xu Fei.

The direction of the land immortal's departure is not the dormitory, but the thatched hut he once had, and it seems that he is going to go forever.

Or he couldn't bear to watch Xu Fei being killed, and he couldn't do anything about it, so he could only choose to be out of sight and out of mind.

The weeds in the garden were cleaned up, Xu Fei sat on the ground a little tired, plucked a big white radish, wiped the soil on the radish casually, and then stuffed it into his mouth.

Although it is a mortal seed, after arriving here, the taste is even more beautiful, not only sweet and delicious, but also full of strength after eating.

After eating the radish, Xu Fei found that there was a situation around him.

A large frog was staring at him right in front of him, and a large locust was also watching him from afar.

Are you here to fall into the well and eat him?

Maybe.

Of course, Xu Fei didn't think so, but thought with a smile that they were here to send him to the end.

The big frog jumped a few frogs in a row and came to Xu Fei, and almost at the same time, the big locust behind him also jumped in front of him.

Xu Fei thought to himself that being eaten by two insects was better than being abused to death by a woman, so he behaved quite calmly.

I closed my eyes and waited for the two insects to take their mouths, but I didn't move for a long time.

When I opened my eyes, two insects, one on the left and one on the right, were lying beside me, like two pets, very docile and cute.

Seeing this scene, Xu Fei felt that his brain was not enough, and he was completely confused.

First of all, the frog and the locust are natural enemies, and the frog did not kill the locust, which itself does not conform to the laws of nature.

Xu Fei didn't have any cultivation, and in the face of the two insects, he had no power to fight back at all, and in terms of strength, it was impossible for the two insects to obey him sincerely.

"Wow, the master seems to be very depressed today?"

"Chirp, the host is very frustrated today. ”

The fact that frogs and locusts were able to speak was a surprising surprise.

Especially when they kept calling Xu Fei master, Xu Fei couldn't believe his ears at all.

In just a few days, it is really exciting that these big insects have undergone such changes.

"You are now a divine beast that has become a spirit, how can I be your master?" Xu Fei was very calm on the surface, but in fact, he was already overturning the river and the sea in his heart, and he didn't know how to face the situation in front of him.

Frog: "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be where I am today, and from now on, you will be my master." ”

Locust: "If it wasn't for you, I definitely don't exist, this favor must be repaid." ”

Since the two big insects are so affectionate, Xu Fei is not easy to argue, and he is in such a situation, it is too late to accept it when he sees it, and there is no reason to refuse.

"I'm curious, why are you on the same side?" Xu Fei asked curiously.