Chapter 18 Be a Duck?
As the saying goes, people have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away.
Look at who is in your class, they are also in school, why are their grades so good~
You see who is in your unit, who is also working, why is the salary so high~
You look at who is in our factory, it is also in love, why are there so many gifts~
You listen to who is next door, who also pays public food, why is the time so long~
There's a single dog next door, that's watching the film, thank you!
From childhood to adulthood, we inevitably have to be often compared with the best in the same field and industry, for example, people have never considered, even if it is the same platform, the same profession, the same opportunity, as long as there are some small differences, it will lead to a huge gap, it is not that we are not hard enough and not good enough.
The same sanitation workers, some were assigned to the bitter and tiring main road, and some were assigned to the section of the wedding hotel with red envelopes.
is also going out to be a duck, some are selected by the retired tigress in their fifties, and some go to accompany those beautiful college students who have just graduated and want to experience an indulgent carnival.
Is it fair to put them together? There will inevitably be a huge gap between mentality and income~~~
So as a savior who might be a duck for the sake of heavenly theocracy and the peace of the dimension, I am very eager to know what kind of customer group I will target.
After analysis, I only feel hesitant and powerless, do I still need to ask? I, a beautiful man with the spirit of a king, will most likely become a revolutionary young general in the arms of the post-50s aunts.
"Brother Naochun, don't be so pessimistic, isn't there a small probability of meeting a young and beautiful one~ In this way, my brother takes the initiative, there is a high probability that I will be on it, and you will be on it with a small probability. ”
I'm about to lose my hair so much, and I'm being blackmailed by the nursing home, so as long as I can make money, I have to go to the sea of knives and fires. What makes me embarrassed is that I don't know how to persuade Jinbao and Xiaoou, they are still children, I think they must not be willing to enter this industry, I didn't expect Xiaoou to be so active.
"Brother, big brother, thank you, but you are still young, you don't know how terrible women are, don't think it's a good thing, you definitely can't stand it. ”
Xiao Ou was excited: "Then you have to exercise even more, otherwise you will really become a hooligan in the future, how to deal with the three wives and four concubines in the family." ”
Who told you that the hooligans have three wives and four concubines? Don't button your hat indiscriminately, this will cause the hooligan circle to be bloated and swollen.
I can't figure out Xiao Ou's true intentions, but since he has insisted repeatedly, there is no need for me to be polite to him when I am dying.
"Okay, good brother all the way to the end, then let's say okay, big brother will take you into the industry, and the protection fee will still have to be paid normally. ”
Xiao Ou licked his lips: "As long as you take me into the industry, I will honor you half of what you get when you are a duck!"
"Okay, then let's get ready to pack up and go to the hot girls dance hall tomorrow to pick up customers!"
"It's all right~"
Ou and I hit it off, and was about to delve into the details further when Campbell suddenly slapped the table.
We were stunned: "What's wrong with you?"
Jinbao looked back and forth at the two of us, his face suddenly turned red, he lowered his head shyly, and then nodded on the word "duck" on the table.
I smiled, "You want to go too?"
Jinbao nodded.
"Don't make a fuss brother, you're still a child, and you're ...... figure"
Kimbao looked up at me fiercely, and in his eyes I saw a heart of determination, as if there were other emotions, but before I could read it again, he lowered his head shyly.
If you have a brother like this, what more can you ask for!
Okay, let's let the three brothers gallop on horseback, take this opportunity to be false, turn the crisis into motivation, and use the hot girl dance hall as a platform to break into an earth-shattering great cause!
Let's go, put all the money on it, and take you to pack it before you go to work!
People rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and cowherds and ducks see through them best.
Our brother's current outfit can't be on the stage, Xiao Ou and I are still the same camouflage that committed the crime, Jinbao's oppo inflatable robe is even more exaggerated, if Chuangcheng goes to be a duck like this, he has to be beaten out as a ghost.
This time I decided to solve Jinbao's problem first, I and Xiaoou negatives are much stronger than him, they are all high-definition beauty, just take a shot after a little processing, Jinbao's is not good, the typical exposure and sharpening are excessive, and I really can't look at it.
The first stop was Beitai Mall, where the owner of the leather refurbishment shop was so excited to see us.
I amused the old man: "The spirit is good, the challenge has been successful?"
The old man laughed, and then piled a pile of shiny things on the counter, like a bear, so frightened that I cried out, "Take it, take it!"
The old man picked up the object and showed it in the wind, and the three of us let out an exclamation at the same time~~.
This is a leather jacket, the style is rough and barbaric, at first glance, it is from the fighting people of the extremely cold land, but I don't know what process it has been processed, the whole leather jacket maintains the original style at the same time, and there is a trace of spirituality, and the shiny leather surface seems to breathe.
The old man said proudly: "The plate of the cow beep can sing, my leather coat will pant, and the ancestral renovation method has given this leather jacket a primitive natural spirituality, like a living ......."
I said you don't blow it, I said okay 500, I definitely won't add money.
The old man was embarrassed: "Add a little... In order to turn over this leather coat, the carved brand laundry detergent used more than 300 yuan. ”
Refurbishing leather clothes with carved plaques?
Jinbao took off the oppo inflatable babylover, revealing the angry fishnet sweater inside, shook off the leather jacket and put it on his body, and the aura of the whole person was immediately different.
Xiao Ou and I applauded, and even praised Jinbao for his exotic charm - the height of a strong Soviet man and the size of a Japanese sumo wrestler.
Jinbao felt good, and he was proud for a while and wanted to kick into the oppo inflatable babyll, so we hurriedly persuaded him. Forget it, brother, let's be more mainstream, do you think this Beitai duck sister can be popular?
It's easy to get Jinbao and me and Xiaoou, one person got a casual suit, both of us are in good shape, and the whole person is quite tall after wearing it.
Xiao Ou and I looked in the mirror and admired ourselves, an aunt led a five or six-year-old grandson to pass by, the little grandson looked at us curiously, and the aunt taught him: "Look at what to see, if you don't study hard in the future, you will have to be like them." ”
The little grandson innocently asked, "What do they do?"
The aunt said in disgust: "Woe to someone!"
For the aunt's words, Xiao Ou and I were not ashamed but looked at each other and smiled, it seems that we are really suitable for this business, the effect of the head shape has not been shaped, and it was recognized at a glance.
I whispered to Xiao Ou: "This aunt has a bit of eyesight, she must be an expert, don't you take the opportunity to solicit customers?"
Xiao Ou didn't believe it: "It's really fake, look at her and look very disgusted." ”
"You try~"
Xiao Ou didn't squirm, he fed his aunt, and then slapped his hands and made a shooting gesture to his aunt: "Ah pop~ I'll go to work tomorrow, remember to come to me~"
The aunt was stunned for a moment, then covered her little grandson's ears, and said with a lewd smile: "Don't worry, none of you can run~"
The first order is done!