It is said that the poor mountains and bad waters come out of the people, and there are so many teasing people in Beitai at the same time, what is the solution to this problem?

Lao Li Tou'er checked out as if summoning, and directly recruited the male boss of the couple's breakfast shop.

If you have a summoning spell, I won't have a divine beast to cheer me on?

"Jinbao, Mount Tai is the top !!"

Jinbao heard the greeting, and a flying pounce knocked down the male boss, crushing him under his belly.

I looked at the countdown of the watch: "Three, two, one, close~~~"

Jinbao got up, and the male boss had already fallen asleep.

Three seconds of coma, five seconds of syncope, and seven seconds of rescue. This is all summed up by Jinbao recently in the mobile phone street all day long with the inflatable dolls of international brand stores.

Tied up Lao Li Tou'er to a remote corner, I first gave him a head in the head, beat him and begged for mercy, I asked: "Don't play tricks, to be honest, did you betray me!"

Lao Li Tou'er frowned sadly: "I did see what happened that night, and I did report to the nursing home, that is also a helpless thing, I owe too much money, it's almost the end of the year, if I don't pay it back, the Beitai Merchant Association plans to block me, and I will have nowhere to take credit in the future, so I can only earn some intelligence expenses for emergencies." But I really didn't betray you, I just said that the Thousand Islands Grim Reaper was killed by the Inhuman Center. ”

"Fart, then how did they find me, the dream given to the Grim Reaper by the Thousand Islands?

Lao Li Tou'er had a bitter face: "You are very clever, how can a child ask such a question? If the person who betrayed you is not me, then it must be inhuman." ”

I thought that there was such a possibility, if the nursing home had already found an inhuman center before looking for me, if the inhuman center didn't want to take the debt for the Thousand Islands Grim Reaper alone, it would definitely throw the blame on me, and I would do the same if it were me.

Although I want to be reasonable, I still don't want to let go of Lao Li Tou'er easily, this old guy is too oily, and what he says is not necessarily the truth. And the root cause of the fact that I was falsely accused by the nursing home is still on him.

"You're right, it's possible that the nursing home got my information from the inhuman center, so it found me and let me share part of the debt of the inhuman center. Shouldn't you, as the initiator, also share part of the debt for me?"

Lao Li ignored me, stretched his neck and asked Jinbao: "Fat baby, you are commenting, is what your brother said is human?"

I said don't change the subject, I'm like this anyway, and I have to drag you to death.

Lao Li was helpless: "Aren't you a scoundrel?"

"I see who is saying something, what is I doing with someone, you old scoundrel pit me like this, don't think about it!"

Lao Li Tou saw that I was determined to eat him, so he simply put it up: "Call me a scoundrel, right? Then I will show you a scoundrel, anyway, at such an old age, today your uncle will exchange this old life for you a life sentence! Come on, kill me!"

"You don't dare me?!"

"Brother Chun!"

I was about to greet Jinbao to give a heavy hand to Lao Li, and there was a greeting from the mouth of the alley, and it was Xiao Ou who was sentry calling me.

"What's the situation?"

Xiao Ou looked fierce and evil, but his voice was very panicked: "The owner of the couple's breakfast shop woke up and went back to call someone, I saw that the owners of the restaurants on the left and right gathered on the street, shouting to catch a slanted bangs and a big fat man, let's retreat quickly~"

I nodded, "Okay, take it back to the rental house first!"

When Lao Li heard that we were going to kidnap him, he screamed in fright.

I said to Xiao Ou: "Find something to gag him!"

Xiao Ou held the balls and looked left and right, shrugged his shoulders to indicate that there was nothing to take advantage of.

I said casually, "If you can't do it, you just stuff the balls in his mouth!"

Lao Li Tou'er was frightened: "What did you say you were going to put in my mouth?"

Xiao Ou smiled evilly and leaned towards him, Lao Li'er's face became more and more ugly, and finally raised his hand: "You are from the city, right, so good at playing?"

Lao Li Tou'er was like being drained, and honestly followed us back to the rental house.

When I entered the house, I took out a rope and wanted to tie him, but Lao Li Tou'er further compromised: "Our affairs are easy to discuss, you just let the fierce baby go away." ”

I asked Jinbao and Xiao Ou to guard the door and began to negotiate with Lao Li.

I was curious: "Why did you suddenly let go? Wasn't it quite horizontal just now?"

Lao Li Tou'er cowardly looked like a big dick cute girl who had entered a thief's den, and replied weakly: "Your uncle and I have been crisscrossing Beitai for more than 60 years, and I haven't been tortured or tortured, but today I was caught by you in the underbelly, and I actually wanted to take the egg... Forget it, let's get down to business. ”

It turns out that he misunderstood what I meant, so it's fine, don't care how you say it's lowered.

"Okay, I'll be happy with you, the nursing home will let me pay 200,000 a month, and I won't cheat you, half of our grandfather!"

Lao Li Tou'er was shocked: "Half of it? That's 100,000 yuan!, you still can't call me a pit for me? Come on, what do you like to stuff!"

I asked loudly at the door, "Xiaoou, how long has it been since the balls have been washed?"

Xiao Ou replied truthfully: "I have never washed it~"

Lao Li Tou'er surrendered again: "I'm really convinced, but boy, you can't force the uncle, my old bones, do you think it's realistic for me to pay back 100,000 a month?"

I know that this is difficult for some strong people, but I just sit on the ground and start the price and talk to him slowly.

Seeing that he really intended to compromise, I gave him a chance: "Then how much do you say you can repay?"

Lao Li thought for a long time with his hope of heaven: "I'll pay it back for you for a month... 300？”

"Xiao Ou, how long has it been since Dan Dan trimmed?"

"It's been more than half a year, and it feels prickly!"

“500！”

"Xiaoou, are the balls hygienic?"

"If you don't take a bath and don't fix your hair, how can you be hygienic, you're going to have fleas. ”

Lao Li Tou'er slid from the chair to the ground with weak legs: "Retribution, I have been pitted for a lifetime, and I have finally been retributed......"

I crouched down in front of him: "I'll give you one last chance, and say!How much can I pay back in a month?!"

Old Li Tou'er took a few breaths, struggled to get up and sat firmly, and then said: "The kid counts you as black, and Uncle Li will admit it." I'll tell you the truth, I'm used to being a loser, I can earn and spend, I can get 100,000 a month, but it's impossible to expect me to live a hard life to pay off your debts for you, in that case, I'd rather break it myself. If you really want me to compensate for your losses and share your pressure, Uncle can only help you one step. ”

"What do you mean?"

Lao Li Touer waved his hand: "Pen and ink waiting~~~"

I took out a pen and paper to him, and Lao Li Touer grabbed the pen like chopsticks with Sun Wukong, and scratched and pulled it on the paper.

He said while paddling: "It's better to teach people to fish than to teach people to fish, uncle, I can't help you pay back, but I can introduce you to a job, do a good job, ensure that you pay off your debts and be rich, if you can find some more doorways, a monthly income of one million is not a dream!"

I hurriedly pressed his hand: "You don't want me to do MLM, right?

"Pyramid scheme? hum~ The pit people are breaking the law again, and they are lowly and do not enter the stream, how can I do it by the hooligans in Beitai!"

Lao Li Tou'er broke away from my hand, finished writing the last few words, picked up the paper and asked me: "Look at your kid's behavior, he must be an old family in Beitai, bold and uninhibited, this routine style, you should be from Hong Kong Township, right?"

I sneered: "You have some eyesight." ”

Lao Li asked again: "Hong Kong villagers rarely go to the town to walk, so do you know the most profitable industry unit in Beitai Town?"

"Hahaha~" I laughed three times: "Want to test me?"

Lao Li Tou'er put his hands behind his back: "Look at your level." ”

I said confidently: "Your question is a sub-theme, the most profitable industry unit in Beitai, this seems to be a question on the surface, but in fact there are two answers!"

"How?"

"Hmph, because the most profitable industry and the most profitable unit are two completely different fields! In Beitai, the most profitable industry is mineral metallurgy, but the most profitable unit is the Hot Girls Grand Ballroom!"

"It's really insightful!" Lao Li Tou'er praised and handed the note to me: "Use this handwritten letter to meet the night shift manager at the hot girls' big dance hall, and teach me my own fat and beautiful job." ”

Old Li Tou'er's aura and self-confidence made me not have a trace of suspicion about him, and he was about to leave after speaking, so I quickly asked, "Can I bring two brothers with me?"

"For my thin sake, it's not a problem to arrange two or three more. ”

"That's... Can you tell me what exactly we were doing when we got there?"

Lao Li Tou'er rubbed sideways against Xiao Ou, and then laughed and left a poem.

"Spring River Plumbing Duck Prophet~~~"

Chunjiang Plumbing Duck Prophet, Lao Li Touer left, leaving only this poem and a note.

The note was messy but clear, with only six words: My people, take care of me.

But although the poem is clear, I can't understand it.

It's not good for me to chase after Lao Li and ask, pretend to be calves to each other, if I open my mouth to ask, I will lose.

Jinbao and Xiao Ou also pondered for me, and this poem is a metaphor for the profession he recommended us to do, so it should not be difficult to guess.

I wrote this poem, muttered over and over again, and soon found the clue: "Chunjiang plumbing, he wants us to be plumbers!

Xiao Ou shook his head: "No matter how profitable you are, you can't earn 200,000 a month, I think the mystery is in the end, the prophet of Chunjiang plumbing duck, he is a prophet for us!"

I watched him say nothing, and after a while he came back to his senses and shook his head awkwardly and giggled.

is also a prophet, and it is easy to be beaten with this IQ~

Just when we were at a loss, Dandan impatiently jumped on the table and scratched the note in Xiao Ou's hand.

Xiao Ou hurriedly protected the note: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, I'll prepare food for you right away, I'll make you scratch, eh?! Big brother, I know! I know what kind of work he wants to introduce us to?"

"What job?"

Xiao Ou put a piece of paper that had been scratched by a ball on the table, and the three of us looked at it together, only to see a word written on it.

"Duck!"