"I really want to live ...... again"

Just as his face was full of hideousness, and he was about to settle accounts with them, the old mobile phone suddenly rang again.

Ji Kong picked up the phone reflexively, and found that it was still Monkey King on it, and his anger boiled instantly.

He almost roared: "Monkey King, you still dare to appear in front of me, you make me so miserable!"

Ji Kong felt that the people around him looked at him and dared to look at him as if he were stupid.

"I said, you took the pill, but you ran the exercises, and the entire fairy world was about to be overturned by stinky farts!"

The monkey head with the sharp-beaked monkey's cheeks, with a thick discomfort on his face and eyes, was cocked behind his buttocks, and he said almost pleadingly.

"What? Hahaha, so you're all the same as me? I'm much more balanced in my heart! I think it's okay for me to practice, I've been short of money to spend lately, and I've been teaching me spells like turning stones into gold. ”

When Ji Kong heard this, his face was full of smiles.

But he could never end there, saying that nothing would be good.

"See, daughter, the mobile phone he took was 200 yuan, and he couldn't video at all. Now he is like a madman, dreaming of turning a stone into gold, don't learn from him!"

Ji Kong and Sun Wukong video, the mother next to him, once again used him as a negative teaching material, counting.

"But Mom, how do I feel that he is normal, he was very fast just now, not like a fool?"

A fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, who is in a rebellious period, directly refutes her mother.

A period of education is in vain!

"Boy, you don't even have a single piece of mana now, what kind of stone do you take to turn it into gold? Work hard to cultivate, and it is possible to reach the realm of human immortals! Come on, come on, I'm giving you two pills, remember to eat it, you have to cooperate with it!"

In the face of Ji Kong, Sun Wukong was very helpless, he couldn't force himself at all, and he needed to be persuaded well.

"Okay, I reluctantly accepted it. Do you have any real money to give me some? By the way, I'm not skilled, give me two of your hairs?"

Ji Kong has launched a magic skill, and he must find a way to squeeze Sun Wukong dry.

"Okay, I'll give you one. As for the real money, I don't have it, I'm going to ask you!"

Sun Wukong has never begged anyone in his life, and at this moment he is low, and he keeps telling Ji Kong.

He was convinced, he had never seen such a bad person.

"Hurry up, if you can't see it, I don't mind taking the pill twice!"

Ji Kong was very happy to be able to solve the problem quickly, and picked up the thin hairs floating on the phone, blooming with golden light.

"It must be, you hurry up!"

Sun Wukong couldn't stand it anymore, so he hung up the call directly and disappeared without a trace.

"Nima, let's change someone to communicate with him in the future, suffocate the old grandson!"

hung up the video, took back the Monkey King of the Yuan God, and was so angry that he blew over the three immortal mountains in one go.

"Poof......

Streams of stinky farts left him in the air for 108,000 miles, leaving bursts of stench.

All the immortals, Buddhas and demons along the way were in pain.

How could they be like this with their noble status.

Ji Kong didn't know that they were even more uncomfortable, and his body had already taken the posture taught by Taishang Laojun, and slowly moved on the beach.

The effect is very good, and all kinds of hot gas in the body begin to circulate rapidly.

However, from time to time, stinky farts are excreted from the body.

He could feel that the movement of twisting at noon had become very supple and much better.

Moreover, when there is a flow of heat flowing through the body, it is full of infinite power.

It seems that a single punch can blow up the entire mountain and river.

"The clear qi rises, and the turbid qi falls! This is clearly a master of practicing qi into the body! Little brother, what kind of Dao method do you have?"

Just after Ji Kong let out another stinky fart, an old man with a fairy wind came over and said with horror on his face.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand! I'll be talking when I'm done cultivating!"

Ji Kong really didn't expect that he was constantly farting, the smell was sky-high, and there were still people willing to approach and chat, which was incomprehensible.

"Okay, it's old and abrupt, I'll wait for you for a while!"

The old man walked into the distance and stood quietly on a reef.

The crane has a childish face, and the white clothes are fluttering, like a master, standing on the seaside.

"Grandpa, come here, his fart stinks, the sea breeze can't blow away!"

At this moment, there was a quirky girl, about twenty years old.

She looks exquisite, wearing a white sundress, and her hair is flying wantonly in the sea breeze.

Only now she frowned, and her right hand was in front of her nose and kept fanning.

"Linglong, don't talk nonsense, he is a strong cultivator. After practicing qi into the body, the turbidity qi will fall, and it will be like this. ”

The old man Qu Wuya waved his hand and asked the girl not to talk nonsense.

With a solemn face, he stood in place, not moving.

"Grandpa, you see who is a master now. How much older is he than me, a master of cultivation? Shouldn't all be like you, immortal wind bones?"

Qu Linglong didn't believe it at all, tightened her nose, stood in the limelight, and retorted wantonly.

"Mom, have you seen it, that's the respectful Qu Lao from the principal of our school, and he is respectful at this moment. How can a big brother be a fool?"

At this moment, a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl not far away, with anger on her face, said to her mother.

"This ......"

The mother recognized Qu Lao, but she was not enough to speak, and was stopped by her daughter at this moment.

The woman stepped forward to get close to Qu Wuya, but was stopped by a sturdy man who suddenly appeared and was not allowed to continue approaching.

"Old Qu, I'm Wu Xuezhuo, just now he was talking to Monkey King, and he wanted to learn some techniques from stone to gold, he should have something wrong with his brain, not a cultivator!"

Wu Xuezhuo stood in place, painting his face with heavy makeup, and was a little anxious to prove himself.

"Hehe, thank you for what you said, I trust my own judgment!"

Qu Wuya waved his hand, didn't even look back, and his eyes fell on Ji Kong intently.

Even if he just let out another stinky and loud fart, it is better than the woman behind him!

"This ......"

In an instant, even Qu Linglong couldn't stand it anymore and stood farther away.

"Don't you surround me, don't you know that there is privacy? Forget it, I'll go!"

Ji Kong was really speechless, and he had to be watched even by standing on the beach.

I felt that the heat flow in my body had dissipated a lot, so I put away my movements, turned around and ran!

Leave clear footprints on the stones.

The speed is as fast as a streamer, and you can't see the figure in the blink of an eye.

"O master, I was angry with you and ran away!

With a sigh, the old man waved his hand, took his granddaughter, and walked lonely into the Hongqi car parked not far away.

Wu Xuezhuo and the others were all dumbfounded, Ji Kong's speed far exceeded the so-called sprint champion.

It's almost the speed at which it disappears in the blink of an eye!

If anyone says that such a terrible person is a fool, he himself is a fool.

Ji Kong felt that his body had recovered a lot, and after being away from a few people, he wandered aimlessly on the street.

He didn't dare to go back to the rental house, and he didn't know where to go.

obviously kidnapped the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, but it seems to be useless at all.

"I really want to live ...... again"

Just as he was bored and ready to leave, the phone rang again.

"The real money has arrived, right?"

Ji Kong's heart was very excited, and he raised his phone.