Chapter 11: Serial Fart

"I'm a senior at Liancheng Medical University, and I'm going to do an internship right away, no problem!"

Ji Kong's eyes rolled slightly, and he pulled out the tiger skin and prevaricated.

He's very helpless, it's impossible to say that Taishang Laojun is in the phone, right?

"Today's college students, just internship, so good?"

Zhu Fengqin's apricot eyes widened, her cherry mouth opened, and she looked at him incredulously.

That seductive appearance, mature charm, made Ji Kong dare not look directly, and looked sideways in other directions.

"I really want to live another 500 years......"

At the embarrassing moment, Ji Kong's mobile phone rang, and the siege was solved in an instant.

He took out his mobile phone, and it was a monkey with a sharp beak and cheeks, looking at him with red eyes.

His eyes flickered with infinite anger, and there were flames beating, as if he was going to kill him in the next second.

"Sister Qin, I'll answer the phone!"

Ji Kong's face was stunned, knowing that it was Sun Wukong who left time for him, and immediately said to Zhu Fengqin.

After speaking, he walked to the direction of the balcony, turned his back to the mother and daughter, and connected the phone.

"Are you going to kill the Heavenly Gods and Buddhas? Are you going to cause the Great Defeat of the Three Realms and be unable to stop the invasion of foreign enemies? How can you be so willful!"

After the phone was connected, Monkey King's eyes were filled with anger and he questioned one after another.

The tone of urgency was eager to swallow Himekong.

"Oh, what does it matter to me whether the Three Realms are destroyed or not, it's your responsibility! I can't save people? What is the reason? Besides, you and I are willing to be hurt, right?"

Facing Sun Wukong's questioning, Ji Kong looked indifferent, unmoved, and said lightly.

In fact, the heart has been turned upside down, and the matter is definitely true.

Otherwise, the dignified Monkey King would not be so angry that he exploded and had so much to do with himself.

Moreover, the gods and Buddhas in the sky are not decorations, they are fighting against foreign enemies.

It seems that he should be more careful in the future, lest he really lose and his life will be threatened.

As long as things are true, he will not act arbitrarily and knows what is the point!

"Don't say it's useless! Now I'll give you a Bone Renewal Pill and a Nine Fragrance True Yuan Pill! Nine Fragrance True Yuan Pill can quickly improve your strength, so as not to be so vegetable, and your bones will be broken by a broken iron rod!"

Sun Wukong didn't want to look at his face, and explained his intention very simply.

At the same time, two pills of different shapes appeared in front of Ji Kong.

It's just like the magic of Taishang Laojun.

No matter how he reacted, Sun Wukong was about to turn around and leave, but suddenly turned around again, and said to him with a glint in his eyes:

"Fight in the future, try not to get hurt! Fight together, ask for speed, accuracy and ruthlessness, no distractions and no hesitation, and ruthless!"

After a sentence, it turned into golden light and disappeared from the phone!

came in a hurry, went in a hurry, and really didn't want to pay attention to him.

"What, dare not dump me? Then I want you to look good!"

Seeing that Monkey King turned around and left, Ji Kong picked up two pills and put them directly into his mouth.

Before he could say a second sentence, he felt a surge of heat radiate around his body.

"Quack Boom ......"

The broken arm healed rapidly, as if it had been welded together with a welding rod, and the bone slag rattled.

The air currents in the stomach are like boiling water, floating around.

Not only did a hot current rush towards the whole body, but there was also an air flow that rushed towards the chrysanthemum.

"Poof......

The huge impact force made him unable to react at all, and he couldn't hold back, so he hit out in an instant.

The sound spread in the silent living room, making Himekong feel embarrassed for a moment.

Moreover, it seems that it has found a venting point, and it has a bit of a taste of Bainahaichuan.

The farts are endless.

There is a rumor that the sound of the fart does not stink, and the stinky fart does not make the sound. But Ji Kong's fart was loud and smelly, and in just an instant, it filled the entire living room.

"Big brother, your fart stinks!"

Xiaoxin covered her nose, her face flushed, and ran outside.

Zhu Fengqin was also embarrassed, saying no, not saying no.

With a helpless look on his face, he walked to the kitchen and opened the window, hoping to improve the airflow in the room.

"Sister Qin, I'm sorry, I'll go first to treat the sequelae of a broken arm!"

Seeing Xiaoxin's dislike and Sister Qin's helplessness, how could Ji Kong stay and rush out of the house like the wind.

"Treating fractures, is the sequelae farting?

Zhu Fengqin took out the air freshener and opened the window again, and it took a long time before the smell was gone.

I wanted to take the elevator, but the stinky farts kept coming, and Himekong was about to cry.

It feels like the whole body is full of stench, endless, mighty, and never stopping.

"Monkey King, I'm not done with you!"

Ji Kong quickly reacted, it was definitely the gods and demons of the Three Realms who deliberately rectified him.

He didn't know how miserable the many immortals, gods, Buddhas and demons in the fairy world were at the moment.

The body, which was originally innocent and leaky, actually produced turbidity. And from the land of reincarnation, pouring outward.

Whether it was the patriarch who was preaching, or the gods and demons who were preparing to heal, or the saints who opened the Immortal Dao Conference, they couldn't help it at the moment.

"Puff ......"

The only thing that is stronger than Ji Kong is that they are fast enough and have countless magical powers, and they immediately avoid everyone's land when they fart.

But, the endless farts made their faces black.

Not only that, but it also stinks.

There are those who hide in a small space, and they can't stand it and have to move out.

Those who hide in their own palaces can only use mana, and they are all cleared.

"Great Sage, you did a good job!"

"Is this a pit for ourselves? The face of the deity is gone!"

"What kind of body is he, Bendi wants to teach him a hard lesson!"

The immortals, gods, Buddhas and demons in the sky were tossed miserably and lost the face they respected.

On the other side, Ji Kong was also miserable, he didn't dare to sit on the ladder, farted all the way, and ran all the way down the stairs.

I have hated the Monkey King in my heart, and I must find a way to take revenge.

It took three minutes and twelve seconds to run down the entire 13th floor, and the smell of farts filled the entire corridor.

"Grandma, I have to find a park and fart well, it's terrible!"

Walking out of the floor, he didn't dare to stay at all, he stayed in one place for too long, and he couldn't bear the stench himself.

"Puff puff ......"

Run all the way out of the community.

"Well, is running all the popping sound now?"

"Doesn't it seem like it, shouldn't it be Papapa?"

"Emma, did that young man just go by, did he fall into the manure pit, why is it so stinky?"

Along the way, all kinds of discussions made Ji empty and self-conscious.

He didn't know what was going on, the faster he ran, the more he ran, the more energetic his body became, and he was about to catch up with the supercar speeding past him.

People were surprised that this man ran and a wisp of yellow smoke rose from behind his buttocks.

Thirty minutes later, he ran and rushed to the beach.

"Puff ......"

The stinky farts still don't stop, as if the farts that have been held for more than 20 years have all been released.

", Monkey King, don't let me meet you, I will definitely fix you well! No, I'm going to fix you now!"

Ji Kong stood by the sea, with extreme grievances on his face, looking up to the sky and roaring.

"Child, you have to study hard in the future, look at the big brother over there, it's crazy. How can there be a Monkey King in this world, and he still scolds the immortals!"

Not far away, a mother and daughter stood in the sea breeze, educating them.