Volume 8 Flap your wings! 164 The most emetic joke in history 01
Nina really controlled herself when she went back that night, and she didn't eat anything at dinner. This made the heart of Mama Bennie, who had watched her grow up, and she screamed: "My heart, my liver, you don't eat anything, what's the matter? Look at this painful little face, they are all hungry." ”
Nina was shocked when she heard this, and secretly said: My face is also called a small face? The size is almost catching up with the door panel! The fat is so thick that it can be used as a shield...... No, you can't eat it!
Mama Beni is Nina's nursing mother, and when Nina was a baby, her mother's milk was not enough, so the house invited her. This mother was born with a good heart, and she is tall and strong, and her milk is surprisingly full, like a fire faucet with a lid removed, and she has been full of Nina since she was a child, so that she seems to be growing up with milk, and she grows when she sees the wind.
The term "growing when you see the wind" is usually used for the growth of the shape as a whole, and the general direction refers to the height. When it comes to Nina, it changes direction, and she mainly grows meat!
So since she was a child, Nina has been almost fleshy. After puberty, the girl lost weight and became a Peugeot girl. But with the death of Nina's frail mother, the task of taking care of Nina is almost entirely on Mama Beni, who has been watching her grow, and the situation has become untouchable. Nina began to grow like crazy after recovering from her injury, and it grew longer and longer like a balloon...... Strong, the whole child develops horizontally.
Originally, this question should have been investigated, but Nina's father, Lord Zama, only needs to see that his daughter is healthy and happy, and he doesn't care what his daughter looks like. And Mama Bennie's biggest hobby is to take all kinds of delicious food to fatten Nina, in her opinion, a fleshy fat girl is cuter than anyone else.
The doting of the two is invested in Nina, and the situation becomes more and more out of control, and Nina's speed of gaining weight is as effective as making steamed buns.
This can be seen in the small snack recipe that Beni made for Nina.
Beni's love snack one: one pound of refined flour and one pound of cream. One pound of sugar, fifteen eggs. Half a pound of honey and a number of fruits of various colors. The way to make it is to mix the first four things together and stir them well, and take them to the oven to bake. Brush with honey and cream every five minutes halfway through until baked. Then sprinkle a lot of frosting and cream on top, and put on a plate with various fruits.
It turned out to be. This kind of love dim sum is very delicious, the entrance is crispy and soft, and the whole surface of the small dim sum made is brown-red, the inner egg yolk, the tissue is delicate, the taste is soft, sweet and moist. There is also a strong creamy egg flavor and a refreshing sweetness of honey.
The problem is that, despite its delicious taste, the calories are frighteningly high. So much cream, sugar, and starch piled up together, and the heat produced was comparable to the flames of a rocket booster. Eat them every day to solve the slander. Nina weighs the same as sitting on a rocket booster: countdown, three, two, one, ignition, launch! Never look back.
Nina had noticed about this, and she felt that if she wanted to lose weight, the first and necessary thing was to resist the temptation from Mama Bennie from now on. But now, the next morning, Beni squeezed sideways through the door that was more than easy for ordinary people, and ran after Nina with her No. 2 love point. It is very surprising that with her tonnage and size, she can run so fast and light with her two little feet. Gravity worked weirdly on her. The butter-based 'solid fuel' in her hand is more efficient, and it is estimated that that one plate can provide the energy for an entire starship to wormhole jump......
"Girl, it's time for breakfast!"
Nina was so frightened that she screamed: "Mama, I won't eat!"
Benny was devastated and said aggrievedly: "Baby, do you think Mama's cooking is not delicious? Or do you think I have less sugar today?" Mama has just tried a new method, the butter is twice as much as before, and it tastes more delicate and tender. ”
Be...... The fertilization effect is also twice as good...... Nina didn't dare to say anything, so she could only coax the grandmother who loved her the most: "Mama, I had a bad stomach at Arisio today...... I can't eat it now. And I'm not in a good mood and don't have much appetite. ”
"Poor girl!" Bennie grabbed Nina and pulled her head hard against her, and the huge* squeezed on Nina's head only to make her whole head sink into the two piles of mom peaks, and the soft skin against her face almost made her breathless. When the size of the pair of murder weapons is terrifying, the viewing effect and game effect drop sharply, and the sense of threat and lethality increase exponentially.
There is no doubt that Mama Bennie is such a middle-aged lady with a wide heart and a fat body. And if nothing else, Nina more than twenty years later is today's Beni.
Nina pushed her hard and moaned, "Mama, I can't breathe!"
Bennie let go of her, handed the plate with the butter pancakes to Nina, and said, "Come, girl, eat them all! Just eat it and you'll be blissful!"
Instead, Mama Bennie's snacks are always delicious, and when she makes them, she feels like she's putting all the joy into them, and every little piece of it is chewed and melted in her mouth. Really...... It's delicious...... Nina stared at the plate of yellow, oily pancakes, hesitating, struggling, painful, and tangled.
To eat, or not to eat?
What a question.
Can't eat!
How many times did I lie on the bed in the middle of the night and kick my legs in the air in the air in the middle of the night, as Lanlott instructed? Just take a bite and last night's efforts will be in vain. Not to mention the kind of sweat steaming, steaming makes me feel like pastries in a pot, all cooked through, and the sweat is at least steamed out of a catty. This is not a pain that ordinary people can endure, but I endured it. With just one bite, the pain is meaningless.
But they look and smell delicious......
Why don't you eat it...... Just eating one should not be a big problem.
Wandering between eating and not eating, Beni picked one up and took a big bite, chewing it hard, and muttered, "Ahh ”
Mama Bennie, you're a demon......
Nina was in pain for a long time and finally decided to eat one.
And then......
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Then she stood in front of Xu Zheng, hung her head, and didn't dare to look at Xu Zheng with a look of shame. At the same time, she also tried to shrink her stomach, trying not to let Xu Zheng see that a whole plate of butter pancakes had just been stuffed inside. At this moment, a cold wind burst out and swept past Nina's feet. Nina subconsciously shivered, and suddenly felt the cold wind, and the scene was a bit sad.
Peeking at the young man, he looked at himself with a straight smile, and his big clear eyes revealed an extremely terrifying meaning. This made Nina suddenly feel that this young man could not be provoked, and if he annoyed him, he was very likely to do something terrible.
Xu Zheng didn't speak, Nina didn't dare to speak, and the two stood face to face in the cold wind. After a while, Nina couldn't stand the tormenting silence and took the lead: "Lanlot, good morning......"
"You're good. Xu Zheng's eyebrows jumped, and he asked casually, "Have you eaten breakfast?"
"Haven't eaten yet!"
Xu Zheng didn't bother to raise his eyes, and asked directly, "What are you eating?"
Nina was embarrassed for a long time, and said hesitantly: "A plate of butter pancakes......"
"How big is it, how many have you eaten?"
Nina was even more uneasy, subconsciously moved her two fat legs, changed her center of gravity, and said cautiously: "The fist is so big, there are fifteen in total, Mama Bennie ate one, and I ate the rest." ”
Xu Zheng suddenly stretched out his palm and struck it in the air, the palm wind shook the air and made a loud bang, and he opened his mouth and roared in the loud noise: "What did I say yesterday?! You still dare to eat butter pancakes, the size of a fist, or fourteen! You might as well just go and drink butter!"
Nina was so panicked that she was about to cry, and said with a crying voice: "I couldn't help it, I wanted to eat only one." But I don't know how they all got into my stomach. Then he looked at Xu Zheng with a begging gaze: "Okay Lanlot, I was wrong, don't be angry with me, okay?"
"Why don't I give birth to ......" Xu Zheng suddenly shut up, his face changed to cloudy and sunny, and he looked at Nina with a smile: "Of course I'm not angry." Well, some* are not very easy to control. See, I'm always a shitty myself, and if I can't control it, I'll cause trouble to others, let alone you. As a fat girl with a stretched stomach pouch, it is really not easy to control herself. So, I forgive you. ”
Nina breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Xu Zheng with tears in her eyes: "Thank you, Lanlot, you are so good." After a pause, he said eagerly, "What are we going to do today?"
Xu Zheng squinted, revealing a little fox smile that was extremely similar to the red-haired fox Je Ali, and said, "Originally, I had many arrangements today, and these all required you to do things on an empty stomach. But now that you've eaten and eaten so much, these plans can't be carried out. If it were someone else, as long as it was a man, I would have punched it a long time ago, directly in the stomach, and I promised to vomit everything. But you're a girl, how can I do anything to her?"
Nina breathed a sigh of relief, and was even more grateful for Xu Zheng's gentlemanly demeanor, just like his kiss hand, this teenager has a demeanor that no one else can match, he will not beat women like those tasteless men - although Nina herself felt that her behavior in the morning was a little lacking, and it would be better to be punched. But if you don't suffer, of course it's better......
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