Fortunately, Xu Zheng said again: "So, since the planned things can't be carried out, I gave up other things for this plan...... I don't know what to do now. ”

Nina was full of guilt when she heard this, and said in a loud voice: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Lanlot, why don't I want to play with you with something interesting?" At the same time, an inexplicable feeling rose in her heart, this person is so good, put himself in his own shoes, and really regard himself as a friend!

"No need. Xu Zheng shook his head and suddenly smiled: "I am the most famous entertainment director in Madagarh, how can you think about a fun trick? ”

Nina is the head, yes, he is the top entertainment director in Madagarh, which onion is he? Immediately there was a smile on his fat face: "You think about it." It's a little fun, and it's better to let me lose weight while playing. ”

Xu Zheng looked at Nina fixedly, and suddenly, Nina saw the most cunning, vicious, and evil light in his eyes, and even the white teeth in his mouth looked like the sharp canines of the blood clan.

Nina's hair suddenly exploded, and her hairs stood on end. For a moment, she felt her long hair stand on the back of her head. But before she could carefully taste this terrible feeling, Xu Zheng was already smiling: "It's better to say a few jokes to you, okay?"

Nina only thought that she had a delusion, and she said, Well, Lanlott is a character as handsome as a star, and gentle as a breeze, how can she have such an expression? ”

Xu Zheng smiled again, and his smile was as evil as the Lily Baron.

"By the way, two brothers went together to cross the sea by boat. The elder brother of the two brothers is in good health and does not get seasick. But my younger brother was weaker and fainted on the boat. I was also very dizzy, and I always vomited a mess. Of course, the elder brother cares about the younger brother. Thinking about this time on the boat for so long, he prepared a bag for his younger brother, and if he wanted to vomit, he would vomit there, otherwise the cabin would be full of people, and his brother would vomit all over the place. How unhygienic it is, don't you say?"

Nina nodded: "That brother is so good." ”

Xu Zheng also nodded and continued: "The two brothers got on the boat and sat with everyone. As a result, within a few minutes of sailing, my brother began to vomit. My brother kept spitting and spitting and spitting and spit Have you ever drunk gruel? It's about the same as that, take a few bites, chew the food twice, and then spit it out. That's it. And the elder brother saw that the sack was full of mush, red, white, and yellow, and some in lumps and some in grains. There are also those of unknown shape. The most important thing is that smell, I said, have you smelled the rancid noodles overnight? That's the taste. That smell, it's just a Chinese nausea, and it's been around the beam for three days......"

Nina listened with a look on her face, and the acid water in her entire stomach was surging upward, and she subconsciously said, "Can you not describe it so carefully?"

"Oh, okay. Xu Zheng didn't deliberately make a mistake, and immediately said kindly: "The bag will soon be full." I can't hold it anymore. When the elder brother saw this, he said to the younger brother, 'Brother, my brother will go and find you a bag.' So he went away and went to look for the bag. After a while, my brother came back and saw that my brother had stopped throwing up, and was looking at the whole cabin with a smile, and all the people in the cabin had vomited!"

Nina listened interestingly and asked curiously, "Why?"

Xu Zheng patted his thigh and said loudly: "Yes! Then the younger brother said, 'After you left, my brother saw that the bag could no longer fit it, so I drank it all and tried to vomit it again.' As a result, they all threw up!"

Nina belched in her throat, and her whole face froze completely, and the color quickly turned white, bluish, then from green to yellow, and then to white, and the palette changed like a change. Xu Zheng looked at her with a smile and asked, "Does it sound good?"

Before the words fell, Nina had already rushed to a rock and grabbed it and began to vomit.

Xu Zheng walked over with a wicked smile, pointed at Nina and said with a smile: "Ah, I know this piece, isn't it just butter pancakes! I said Nina, you're not careful about chewing things. ”

When Nina heard this, she subconsciously looked at the so-called piece with tooth marks, and then vomited even more.

"Ahh Xu Zheng was still talking.

Nina grabbed her stomach and groaned, "Lanlot, I was wrong, you let me go." ”

Xu Zheng smiled even more happily: "Let me see, have you spit out the butter pancakes......?" So, I'll say another joke, which is called the story of four friends. ”

Nina rubbed her chest and screamed, "Stop! ”

She finally realized that this young man really couldn't be provoked, and if he provoked him, he would transform from an angel to a demon. After beating her up so big, she had never heard such a vomiting joke. Isn't it just eating fourteen butter pancakes? It's terrible to punish her in this way.

Lanlot, you're darker than Mama Bennie, and more like a demon!

At that time, Xu Zheng was still laughing heartlessly: "I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen, I have to listen! I told you not to eat, and you dare to stuff me with a whole plate of butter pancakes?!Girl, you think I can't fix you if I don't do it? Whaha!" Reaching out and grabbing Nina by the collar, he grabbed her back and smiled evilly: "Come on, Nina, let's continue to tell jokes." “

When the real Lanlott heard the laughter, he came over and asked, "What is it that makes you laugh so much?"

Xu Zheng rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "I'm telling a joke to Nina." ”

When Lanlote heard this, he immediately became interested: "Okay, I'll listen too." ”

Jirimi and Nordin came over playfully, and when they heard Xu Zheng telling a joke, they immediately stopped playing and came over with great interest.

Nina wanted to run away, but her legs were weak and she couldn't lift her strength at all, so she had to look at the three people who were fooled with grief and indignation, and screamed in a tragic voice like a hero: "Run, I can't hear this joke!"

Angels and Luki walked side by side, and Angels smiled: "Why can't you listen to it?" Xu Zheng's story is the most interesting. I'm going to hear it too. ”

Ruki said, "I want to listen to something different, like an old story, and I'm not interested in any epic legend!"

Xu Zheng's eyes narrowed like crooked beans, and he smiled very innocently: "Who else wants to listen? ”

Nina's eyes widened in horror, and just as she wanted to say something, Xu Zheng said, "Nina." Do you want me to give you a single copy in the future and tell you jokes every day?"

Nina immediately shut her mouth. Sadly looked at Arisio and Sauron, who were running over excitedly, and mourned in his heart: "Friends, it's not that I didn't fight hard, but the demon is too strong for me to fight. You guys...... Throw up slowly......"

Xu Zheng looked around with satisfaction. Everyone is almost all here, and only the big and small classes are missing. Alas...... It's rare that he is so excited today, these two people are not here, it's a pity!

After everyone sat down, Xu Zheng cleared his throat and said: "There are four good friends who grew up together, and everyone has a little spare money after starting a family." When I have nothing to do, I like to sit together and play cards and bet a little money. ”

Jirimi just wanted to ask what it meant to play cards, but Sauron had already raised his hand honestly: "What do you mean by playing cards?"

Those who came from the imperial capital and those who came from Orson Manor looked down on him, playing cards and playing cards. It's a hillbilly, uninformed. The imperial capital has long been in vogue, and dwarves and gnomes in Aosenguang Manor also play when they are fine. The demons are even more proficient in this, and in comparison, elves and orcs can't play well.

Xu Zheng explained it clearly to Sauron and continued: "Playing like this for a long time, using money as a bet, everyone is a little tired. One day, one of my friends said, let's gamble like this every day. It's not interesting, change the trick today. A friend asked, "What kind of tricks do you want to change?" The man pointed to the spittoon in the corner of the wall and said, "If you have a little bit of a fierce fight today, whoever loses will hold the spittoon and take a sip." ”

At this point, Ruki burst out laughing. It's a funny punishment, but it's a bit disgusting. Looking at the others, they are all smiling. Only Nina's face suddenly lost the ruddy that had just recovered a little, and quickly turned white and blue, and she groaned secretly in her heart: "The play meat is coming...... Disgusting stuff also appeared...... Is it possible to stop him with a loud shout and the evil spirit retreats?"

Xu Zheng said happily: "After the four friends made up their minds, they started to play cards. The first one lost, so he took a sip of the spittoon. The second one lost, and also took a sip of it. When it was the third turn to drink, I actually held it and drank it all!"

At this time, Nina covered her mouth vigorously, and her stomach began to churn again. The other people also had blue tendons flashing on their foreheads, thinking about the taste of drinking spittoons, and faintly had the urge to run wildly to vomit. Only Sauron asked stupidly, "Why? Isn't it delicious?"

As soon as these words came out, Nina rolled her eyes and almost fainted. The others were entangled in pain and were about to squirt.

Xu Zheng said: "Where is it?" But the fourth man laughed loudly, patted the good friend on the back, and laughed wildly: 'Brother, you are so good! I don't have to drink it when you drink it all, you are so hard! Geng Zhi! Stick a knife in your friend's ribs! I really like you! The third person put down the spittoon and scolded: "Fuck! Who spit out the phlegm? It is so long and strong that I bite it all the time, the second half goes into the stomach, and the first half is still outside the mouth, so I have to drink it all in one go!"

Nina let out a long breath, jumped up like lightning, and rushed to the spot where she had just vomited and continued to vomit. After only two spit outs, Lucy pushed her roughly, moaning, "Borrow a place, let me ...... Wow!"

Arisio went straight to the toilet, Notin twitched like a convulsion, but he couldn't bear it, and Jirimi rushed to the pool that Xu Zheng had created. Lanlot and Sauron stood still.

It's understandable that Sauron is standing still, he's just a fool, and he probably doesn't understand it at all. Klanlot's IQ is not that low...... Xu Zheng looked at him suspiciously, the elf is not the most clean, his patience is so good?

But he saw Lan Luo looking up at the sky, his face had swelled like pig's liver, and his extremely handsome face was distorted into the most bizarre abyss demon in the legend, and he stopped for a long time before he hissed and wailed: "It's so poisonous! Xu Zheng ...... I'm going to kill - wow!"

That mouth was directed at Xu Zheng, and Lanlot's transformation into a humanoid fountain spewed non-stop. Xu Zheng vigilantly pulled Sauron to jump up and dodge, and Sauron was surprised halfway: "Huh, I'll just say who ate my leftover sausage, it turned out to be him." ”

The crowd erupted, and Sauron stood at a distance looking at this and that with great interest, and the effect of the joke was amazing. Why didn't he not throw up? He was at a loss.

Xu Zheng fell to the ground with a smile and rolled on the ground with his stomach in his arms, looking at the sky through his eyes that were smiling into a slit.

Wow, it's winter, but the blue sky is so blue, the white clouds are so white, and the reaction of friends ...... It's so cute!hahaha!

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I'll have a lot of such emetic jokes. Many times when I eat with friends, I start talking about the dishes as soon as they are served.

At the beginning, when I finished speaking, I enjoyed the delicious food alone, and everyone rushed out to vomit. But then everyone had immunity, and they didn't move like a mountain, which made me very depressed...... Later, they began to say that of course I was the number one black devil, and no one could influence me. But I found that many times when we finished speaking, the table next to us was empty, and the waiters stood at a distance, looking at us with the expression of seeing a ghost.

At this time, we don't want to mention how happy we are......

Wowhaha!

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