Chapter 30: Picking up a big leak
Lin Tianheng, who had just taken a sip of cold and white, almost didn't squirt out.
What the heck!
Let's not talk about anything else, at the age of twenty-five or sixteen, how can his mother be over half a year old, right?
"Puff~"
Cheng Siyue couldn't help laughing.
Lin Tianheng glared at her, but Cheng Siyue smiled so much that the twin peaks in front of her couldn't help but tremble violently.
The stupid big man with a big bowl of hot noodles sat on Lin Tianheng's table and said seriously:
"Why are you still laughing? My mother is a beautiful woman who is famous for ten miles and eight towns, and there are more people chasing her back then!"
The best young woman?
At this time, Lin Tianheng came to his senses, and deliberately asked in front of Cheng Siyue:
"Then can your father agree to me and your mother?"
The stupid big guy was really hungry, and he was not afraid of hot noodles just out of the pot, so he just stuffed two mouthfuls directly into his mouth, and then he said with satisfaction:
"My dad and my mother lived happily for one night and then disappeared, so he didn't care about this kind of thing. ”
People are stupid and don't have a father, and they can't even eat hot rice.
Cheng Siyue felt that the stupid big man was simply pitiful, and couldn't help but hand all the breakfast he hadn't eaten to the other party.
There were a lot more delicious foods, and the stupid big man smiled happily:
"Big sister, you are so good, I will go to your house to propose marriage when I go back!"
"Puff~"
This time it was Lin Tianheng's turn to be happy.
Cheng Siyue hurriedly snorted:
"Just laugh, I'll marry this stupid big guy when I turn around, and I won't regret it after seeing you!"
Jokes are jokes, Lin Tianheng said seriously to the stupid big man:
"Dude, this girl is mine, if you want to marry a daughter-in-law, you have to work hard yourself. ”
The stupid big man was not angry, he was eating noodles and breakfast with his head bored, and said vaguely:
"Okay, if you give me something to eat, then I'll listen to you. ”
After Cheng Siyue drank two more mouthfuls of porridge and was almost full, Lin Tianheng was ready to go to the checkout and leave.
But as soon as he returned to the table and wanted to call Cheng Siyue to leave, he found a strange phenomenon.
Ordinary people will definitely gasp for breath after eating a bowl of hot noodles.
But the stupid big man made all the noodles with the size of the basin and the noodle soup in one go, and then drank half a pot of herbal tea and two large bowls of soy milk.
In this process, the stupid big guy actually only breathed in and out of breath at all!
If others saw this scene, they would definitely think that the stupid big man had an amazing lung capacity.
But Lin Tianheng, who has been in contact with many things that ordinary people can't touch since he was a child, has three big words in his mind at this moment - cultivator!
At the beginning of the heyday of the Lin family, many cultivators were raised as bodyguards to prevent the assassination of the world's top masters.
After all, the higher you stand, the easier it is to erect a strong enemy.
Some enemies will fight you openly in the mall, while others will use the extremely despicable means of assassination for profit.
And a cultivator like a superman can resist these crises very effectively.
Cheng Siyue, who was holding Lin Tianheng's arm and preparing to leave, found that Lin Tianheng was stiff in place, and couldn't help pouting and asking:
"You don't really miss someone's mother~"
Lin Tianheng scratched Cheng Siyue's nose and teased:
"Congratulations Miss Chen, you have won the title of Jiangnan Vinegar King. Stop pouting, I actually just think this stupid big guy is quite pitiful, and I want to see if I can help him with something. ”
If this stupid big man was really a cultivator, then Lin Tianheng had to take him down.
Because with such a strong helper, it is absolutely wonderful for him!
"And how are you going to help him?"
"Well, I'll send you back first, and then I'll come back and talk to him. ”
Lin Tianheng turned around and said to the stupid big man: "You sit here, I'll be back soon." ”
"Okay, who is that, bring me three more bowls of noodles and put more lard!"
Originally, the stupid big man was not ready to leave, but until now, he is only three points full.
Sending Cheng Siyue to the class, the classmates couldn't help but squeeze their eyebrows when they saw that Lin Tianheng was leaving, and reminded Lin Tianheng not to forget the incident of being angry with the class leader in the afternoon.
Lin Tianheng blinked, indicating that he would definitely rush back with the cake in time.
Running back to the school gate quickly, Lin Tianheng suddenly found that not only was the breakfast stall gone, but even the stupid big man was gone!
"Damn it!"
The uncle of the cheating father took his own tip of 300 yuan, but he didn't know how to be accommodating.
Besides, people are so pitiful, you just give a few bowls of noodles for nothing, and it is regarded as a good deed, what can you do?
Just when Lin Tianheng was extremely disappointed and was about to go back.
A strong voice suddenly came from a corner:
"I'm here!!"
Lin Tianheng looked sideways and immediately found the stupid big man sitting on the edge of the wall eating noodles.
And at the feet of the stupid big man, there are nine big bowls stacked shockingly!
At this time, Lin Tianheng realized that he was wrong to blame the stall owner.
According to the way the stupid big guy eats, if the stall owner doesn't run quickly, maybe the whole stall will have to be swallowed alive by the stupid big guy.
"Hiccup~"
Drinking the last bowl of noodle soup into his stomach, the stupid big man burped loudly without hurrying.
But the stupid big man who has eaten so many things has the same stomach as when he first came, and there is no bulge at all.
The corners of Lin Tianheng's mouth rose slightly, and he was more and more sure that the stupid big man was a cultivator!
However, in order to prove that his judgment was not wrong, Lin Tianheng had to carry out the last step of verification:
"Dude, do you see the big stone pier next to you?"
"See. ”
"Go pick it up. ”
"Good!"
The stupid big guy who was well fed is now full of strength.
He tightened the belt of his trousers, then rolled up his sleeves and hugged the stone pier on the ground.
"Drink!!"
The stupid one roared angrily, and the joints on his body suddenly crackled, and the green tendons on his neck were as thick as small snakes.
Seeing this posture, Lin Tianheng couldn't help but be overjoyed.
But the stupid big one thunders and the rain is small.
He carried it for a long time, and the stone pier was not shaken at all.
You know, although this kind of stone pier used as a barricade is heavy, anyone with a little more strength can lift it slightly.
Therefore, a normal cultivator, even an apprentice who is just getting started, should be able to lift it easily.
"Am I wrong?"
Lin Tianheng couldn't help but be a little disappointed.
Immediately, he thought about it and felt that he was quite funny, and he would actually think that the stupid big man he met casually on the side of the road was a cultivator who was high above.
"Forget it, buddy, save some effort and don't hurt your body. ”
"No! I eat your stuff, I have to take care of this! Get me up!!"
Boom!
After a loud bang, the stupid big man actually lifted the stone pier on the ground.
Moreover, Lin Tianheng fiercely discovered that this stone pier was actually watered on the ground with cement. But the stupid big guy ripped it off!
Lin Tianheng's eyes suddenly lit up, and he laughed excitedly:
"Haha, I didn't expect to pick up a big leak......"