Chapter 31: Mess With Me

The path of cultivation is divided into four major realms: "Heaven, Earth, Xuan, and Yellow".

Each realm is subdivided into three small realms: "primary, middle and high".

Lin Tianheng already knew this information when he was very young, because his father spent a lot of money to find a master for Lin Tianheng to be a master.

But unfortunately, not everyone is qualified to walk the path of cultivation.

If there is no spiritual root, then everything is empty talk.

So Lin Tianheng followed that master for three months, and apart from learning some kung fu, he had no other gains.

But Lin Tianheng and his father were not too disappointed, after all, cultivators were originally one-in-a-ten existences.

"Now that I have the Title King system, maybe I will have the opportunity to step into the path of cultivation......"

Looking at the negative emotional points that he had accumulated to more than 600, Lin Tianheng suddenly had a very strong desire to draw lotteries.

Maybe if this continues, there will be a title related to cultivation......

"No, it's the right thing to do now!"

Lin Tianheng can draw the lottery at any time, but it is urgent to upgrade to the title of Xueba.

Because now that Lin Tianheng has refused to be escorted, then he wants to enter Yenching University, and he is still with Cheng Siyue, so he has to show stronger strength.

So no matter what, upgrading the title of Xueba to the advanced level first will at least make Lin Tianheng feel more down-to-earth.

In the few minutes that Lin Tianheng was stunned, the stupid big man kept holding the heavy stone pier.

Passers-by looked sideways and thought it was some kind of street art performance.

"Huh?"

Finding that the crowd around him was gathering more and more, Lin Tianheng hurriedly asked the stupid big man to put down the stone pier, and then took him to quickly slip away.

When he arrived at a quiet park, Lin Tianheng stopped and looked back at the stupid big man seriously.

"Tell me, what are your dreams. ”

"I want to have something to eat every day!"

"Think bigger. ”

"There's oil and water in it! It would be nice if you could add an egg. ”

"Think bigger, and can you stop thinking about eating and think of something else!"

After thinking about it for a long time, the stupid big man scratched his head, blushed, and said writhingly:

"It would be better if I could marry a daughter-in-law with big breasts and big butts and make my mother happy with another big fat boy. ”

Although the stupid big man's dream is simple and a little ridiculous, Lin Tianheng said very seriously:

"Mess with me, I'll definitely meet your requirements. ”

Hearing Lin Tianheng's words, the stupid big man scratched his ears and cheeks excitedly, and he didn't know what to say.

After a long time, he calmed down a little, grabbed Lin Tianheng's arm, and kept nodding his head, indicating that he was willing to mess with Lin Tianheng.

An hour ago, I still ate the last meal and didn't eat the next meal.

Now there is a person who wants to give himself food every day, and says that he wants to help him marry a daughter-in-law, and the stupid big man is almost crazy with excitement.

"Whew~"

Seeing that the stupid big man agreed, Lin Tianheng let out a long sigh of relief.

In fact, his current excitement is not much weaker than that of a stupid big man.

You must know that this is a real mid-level yellow level master! No matter how many local tyrants give an annual salary of tens of millions, they can't hire a bodyguard of this strength.

But Lin Tianheng only needs three meals a day, and he has the opportunity to marry a daughter-in-law for this stupid big man, and he gets such a strong little brother.

If these local tyrants knew about it, they would not be envious of their internal injuries.

"Let's go. ”

"Where are you going?"

Lin Tianheng stopped a taxi and said:

"Go to your mother and explain the situation clearly. ”

The other party is a lonely old man, and his wife doesn't know where he is, and now there is such a precious son left.

Therefore, Lin Tianheng felt that if he abducted other people's sons without making a sound, it was really a bit unreasonable.

Walking to the gate of the park, Lin Tianheng stopped a taxi.

The driver asked:

"Where are the two little brothers going?"

Lin Tianheng gave the stupid big man a wink and motioned for him to report the address of his home.

But the stupid big man misunderstood what Lin Tianheng meant, and said excitedly:

"Go to my house, I'm going to bring my new dad to see my mother!"

God's new father!

Although Lin Tianheng finally arrived at the stupid big man's home smoothly, he was full of the driver's strange eyes along the way......

"Mother, I'm back!"

The big silly man came to a dilapidated hut, pushed the door open, and walked in.

In the dim room, Lin Tianheng only saw a pile of tattered garbage.

"My son is back?"

A hunchbacked old woman rushed in from outside the door with a crying voice, and hugged the stupid big one and cried bitterly.

In fact, although the stupid big man used to be a little silly, he was not stupid, at least he could earn some strength and money to support him and his mother.

But because of the stupid big man's strong talent, he actually broke through from the early stage of the yellow level to the middle stage of the yellow level without cultivation.

The huge changes in his body made the stupid big man terrified, which caused the chaotic spiritual power to rush into his head, and finally turned into the stupid appearance he is now.

"Son, don't go. My mother planted a field and planted all the vegetable fields, which will definitely make you full!"

"Mother, no need. This guy said, I will mess with him in the future, he will give me food, and help me marry a daughter-in-law. ”

At this time, the old woman noticed Lin Tianheng's existence.

"Auntie, don't worry so much about your body. Your son will work with me in the future, and I promise that if I have a bite to eat, he will not be missing!"

Looking at the old woman's body, Lin Tianheng knew that she couldn't bear such heavy farm work. If this continues, sooner or later the old woman will wear herself out.

So Lin Tianheng did this, which can be regarded as a big help to the stupid family.

The old woman was very excited that someone was willing to work for her son.

But the kind-hearted old woman thought about it, shook her head and sighed:

"Yu Ge, this kid doesn't have a good brain, young man, I'm afraid that he will follow you and cause you a lot of trouble!"

After patiently explaining to the old woman for a long time, Lin Tianheng finally persuaded the other party.

And in order to make the old woman's life a little more comfortable, Lin Tianheng left the little money in his pocket and left a few hundred, and gave the rest to the old woman.

"Auntie, you can take it, this is my advance salary for your son. ”

Without waiting for the old woman to refuse, Lin Tianheng stuffed the money into the other party's pocket, and then beckoned the stupid big man to leave quickly.

The old woman, who was moved, chased after Lin Tianheng and their taxi, and shouted:

"Son, you must listen to this boss, otherwise I won't recognize you as a son!"

The stupid big man popped his head and responded:

"Mother, don't worry, I will definitely treat him like a father!"

Lin Tianheng was speechless for a while.

On the way, Lin Tianheng introduced himself:

"My name is Lin Tianheng, you can call me whatever you want, but don't call me dad anymore!"

Silly nodded and said, "Got it, and my name is ......."

"Yu Ge, yes, I already know. ”

Although the stupid big man comes from a poor family, the name is still quite poetic.

"Well, but my father's surname is Zhang, so my name is ......"

"Squidward?!"

Lin Tianheng couldn't help but look at Zhang Yuge twice, thinking that the other party was fortunate not to go to school when SpongeBob SquarePants was on the air, otherwise it would definitely become the laughing point of the whole school.

A few minutes later, Lin Tianheng suddenly received a text message from his classmates.

At this time, he realized that he had been delayed at Zhang Yuge's house for so long, and now the school was about to end school!

Lin Tianheng hurriedly urged:

"Master, hurry up!"

If you miss Cheng Siyue's surprise party, then your boyfriend will be too incompetent.