If you scold the bald man in front of the monk, it's strange if people don't scold you.

It seems that it is necessary for Shennong to review modern history, there is no need to be so conservative after the reform and opening up, and now it is important to keep pace with the times, and how embarrassing it is for the organization to stick to its beliefs.

A set of wild history secrets of the medicine picking boy amused my heart, I said that you have been aggrieved with such a leader, and it will be inhumane for me to torture you again.

"You will get the new furnace in Shennong Mountain later, and you will go back early when you are done, don't delay watching the news broadcast with your master at night." ”

The medicine boy hugged my thighs and looked at me naked with a pleading face: "Great God, I really don't like to go back, in this way, if you lock me up as a prisoner for a while, I will treat it as a vacation, and I will not turn my small intestines with you on the day I return to heaven." ”

Why do people nowadays love to be prisoners so much? Are they worried about some bad things? I squinted at Zhang Dianxin, who was hiding on the side, who had long been dumbfounded, and he hurriedly waved his hand and emphasized: "If there is any similarity, it is purely a coincidence!"

I turned to the medicine picker: "Why should I listen to you, I won't give you food if I have too much food!"

Seeing that I refused to take medicine, the boy's hands became tighter and tighter, and he said: "I don't care, since you didn't let me go just now, don't want to drive me away now, it's easy to ask God to send God, I'm going to eat your house." ”

I smiled disdainfully and turned around to beckon: "Xichun, come and beat him!"

Xichun said crisply, and walked over in the form of a scattered immortal.

When the medicine picker saw his nemesis, he hurriedly let go of me and shrank into the corner, and said in horror: "Don't come here, my mother hasn't beaten me......"

Xichun suddenly picked up the chair next to him without warning, and smashed it on the body of the medicine picker, although he couldn't hurt him, but the momentum was scary enough, and we were scared when we watched the scene.

The medicine boy really burst into tears this time: "Please take me in for two days, I am willing to do anything." ”

The scattered immortal shot is extraordinary, Xichun's small jade feet flashed with divine light, kicking at the medicine picking boy one by one, each foot stirred up a strong wind, blowing us standing in the distance and standing unsteadily.

The medicine boy was kicked by Xichun and was almost out of breath, but Xichun was not happy: "Aren't you a fairy? Why don't you fight back, quickly fight me a few tricks, and I can use a beautiful trick to beat you." ”

The medicine picking boy rolled down with his head in his hands, and explained while being beaten: "I'm just a little medicine picker, where can I have any tricks! The fairy's subordinates are merciful~"

A fairy called the spring heart flower opened, and Meizizi stopped: "The mouth is very sweet, and I can be praised by the gods, I guess this seat is really beautiful~"

The medicine picking boy saw that his casual sycophant was very effective, and immediately slapped it with a heavy hand: "What the fairy said is good, the child is familiar with the goddess and the fairy girl, but no one is like the fairy, and the fairy's appearance can only be matched by the word peerless." ”

Xichun was praised and covered his face shyly: "Look at what you said, it seems to be the real thing, okay, okay, since you are so pleasing, I'll give you a good one." ”

Xichun was about to draw his sword as he spoke, and the medicine picking boy collapsed: "Your thinking is too jumpy, right?!"

I shouted to Xichun to let her step down, isn't this nonsense, beating and scolding and imprisoning and making trouble are two different things, if you really want to kill the fairy child of the heavenly court, you don't have to think about it to know that the consequences are serious.

But I couldn't make this kid think that I didn't dare to kill him, so I used the current rhythm to ask him: "It's okay to spare your life, it's okay to leave you happy in the world for a while, then you have to tell me what you can do for me?"

I asked this because I wanted him to show his hole cards, this is an opportunity to accept the fairy as a younger brother, and I am a speculative person who naturally wants to grasp it.

The medicine picking boy is already a rough character, and when he heard that he still had a way to live, where did he dare to hide it, he said like a cannon: "I will cook, clean up the garden, and clean up the guards... Yes, yes, yes, I can cast a divine furnace and refine medicine and immortal arts, and I can help Shennong Mountain in production. I am still a fairy body, teach me some exercises and I can also help you fight, although it is not as strong as the fairy, but it is not a problem to deal with the general sword god Mahayana masters in the Xianxia world. In addition, I am also familiar with all kinds of secrets of the heavenly court, if the immortals are interested, they can listen to relieve their boredom, well... Well... If it doesn't work anymore, if there is a job to accompany the banquet and sleep, I will... I... I can do it too!!"

I laughed, this is really a living treasure, I want to keep him for a few days, it must be very boring.

I asked him, "If I really keep you, your master won't look for you?"

The medicine picking boy heard that I was spitting, and he was immediately overjoyed: "It's okay, it's okay, my job is to collect medicine in the mortal dust, and I don't worry about it for a while." Moreover, our lord has been ostracized so badly that the heavenly court does not like to restrain us with the rules of heaven at all, simply put, no one is willing to deal with me at all. In the future, even if the Lord notices it, it will not be a big problem, and our Lord will protect this one advantage, otherwise we would not have been mixed with him a long time ago. ”

This broken mouth really dares to say anything.

I thought for a moment and nodded, "It's okay to stay, but you have to prove that you're really as useful as you say." In this way, you first cooperate with Shennong Mountain to open the new furnace, and then complete the refining of the medicine in their hands, the effect is good, and this seat will let you live a happy life for two days. ”

The medicine picking boy was overjoyed, and supported his seriously injured body to kowtow to me: "Thank you for the success of the immortals, the child will definitely live up to the trust." ”

I sighed: "Work hard, don't mess with your tongue when you don't want to speak, Li Shi? You can take this immortal away." ”

Li Xi was a little flustered: "Sect Master, this... Do you think our small temple in Shennong Mountain can accommodate him?"

I analyzed it a little, Li Xi is really not easy to control him, as far as this kid's virtue and character are concerned, once he leaves my sight, he can't be a threat, and they can't control him at all with Li Shi.

I said to the medicine picker: "If you want to stay, you have to make some guarantees, otherwise I still can't trust you, in case one day you take advantage of my inattention to trouble my mountain gate, I still have to find Lei Gong to clean you up, it will be too troublesome." ”

The medicine boy was really clever, and he understood what I meant with a roll of his eyes, and he knew that I would definitely not keep him without making a safe guarantee, so he said: "Although I am just a fairy child who does not have the immortal status, I can also sign a contract with mortals like the great god Jin Xian." Although my ability is limited and I can't sign a sect contract, I can sign a master-apprentice contract. This contract is protected by the Heavenly Dao above the Heavenly Rules, and once signed, I, as an immortal, cannot do anything illegal or unjust to the party to the contract. So as long as your high-level officials sign a contract with me, I can't break his mountain gate, hehe, so which of you wants to be my apprentice?"

I looked at this kid in three sentences and a blink of an eye, five sentences and a smile, it is estimated that this contract is not an equal treaty, even if I want to sign it, I have to ask Ji Xiaoman first.

But considering all the previous concerns, I couldn't let him think that I didn't dare to sign, so I directly showed my trump card: "Even if you don't have an immortal status, but you are also a fairy child of the heavenly court, and it is too lazy for a low-status person to recognize your master and apprentice, so what do you think of my wife Xichun?"

The medicine picking boy directly burst out two dots: "Don't dare!"

I smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, I didn't say that you should accept her as an apprentice, the master-apprentice contract, let her be your master is the same." ”

Xichun applauded and jumped: "Okay, good~ It's majestic to have a god as an apprentice, and my wife has to look up at me, my good apprentice, don't kowtow to the master~"

How dare the medicine picker refute Xichun's meaning, but he is a little twisted: "This... Actually, apprenticeship is also possible, but the contract doesn't need to kowtow......"

Xichun squinted: "Then do you knock?"

The medicine picking boy was frightened, and hurriedly turned to Xichun, kowtowed, and said, "The apprentice has kowtowed to the master." ”

Xichun said sternly: "The apprenticeship is nine knocks, I think you dare to discount?!"

The medicine picking boy honestly knocked eight more, and Xichun smiled at this time: "Good man, since you worship me as a teacher, you are the fourth generation of disciples of the Spring Hall of the Huilong Sect, and you need to be given a legal name according to the etiquette law." Well... Your mouth is so pleasing and coaxing people, your Dharma name is Chun!"

When I heard this Dharma name, the audience was shocked, and I begged with the medicine picking boy: "Think twice! This is also called the Dharma name?!"