My hometown is in Beitai Township, which used to be a simple settlement of Diao people, and we were carefree and domineering in the town. Until one day, our township chief suddenly got tired of the vulgar taste of seducing widows, and learned from the model township next door to start attracting investment.

Not to mention, our old hooligan-born township chief is still a bit of a Taoist, and he is busy working under the guise of abundant products, which really attracts a group of overseas Chinese who have returned from overseas to visit.

This made the villagers happy, and received the overseas Chinese with all their enthusiasm. There were those who stole and cheated, those who drugged them, and those who jumped with immortals, and the next day the overseas Chinese walked naked. The nearby villagers were all amazed when they saw it, and they all said that this group of overseas Chinese had really worked hard to alleviate poverty.

The group of overseas Chinese later brought a group of reporters to expose, this time not only was they naked, but innocent reporters also suffered, one of them cried, saying that he had been caught secretly filming in North Korea once, and he didn't turn it over as carefully as Beitai.

Because of this incident, our township chief was re-elected, but he was not able to bring us any more investment. I can't blame him, we all know that we are now notorious, let alone people, the high-speed rail has been rerouted here, and I am afraid that someone will play a new realm of porcelain.

Some things, whether great or incredible, are often beyond the reach of words, if you still can't imagine what happened to overseas Chinese, then let's see it with your own eyes today.

Come, everyone, please see, this majestic young man's identity is not ordinary, but he is a medicine picking boy under the Shennong clan, and he is his miracle messenger in the world.

Having said all this, do you hear the deep meaning? Yes, he is full of treasures!

Look at this gown, on the surface, it is an ordinary robe, but because it is produced in heaven, it naturally has divine power, it can completely resist the damage of the sword, and it also has a strong defense against the Xianxia exercises, the only flaw is that the style is relatively outdated, and no matter how handsome the young man wears it, he looks like a scholar. Well, keep it for Qingchun, he was originally my scholar.

Look at these boots again, about thirty-nine yards, they are very stretchable, and I don't feel squeezed when I wear them with four or two big feet. Not only that, but wearing these boots actually has the effect of lightening the body, which is not a lightening technique, but the weight of the whole person has become lighter. I did some experiments, and I was able to walk on the water at will with these boots. It's a funny baby, the main thing is that it doesn't stink feet, huh? strange, I didn't stink before I wore it...... Keep it and wait for Zhou Haichun to give birth to a child and give him a congratulatory gift.

Look at this fan again, it will be windy when you shake it, and if it is driven by leather, it can also fan out a hurricane! Oh my God~ This is an absolute team battle magic weapon barbecue weapon.

After a while, my eyes finally stopped on the medicine boy who had been stripped of only a pair of pants.

Look at his full body flashing, giving birth to a look of immortality with a bite, even if I can't keep my mouth down, but it is estimated that it can be used to make up for wine.

In Luo Yuan's cave, the medicine picking boy curled up in the corner and hugged his knees, looking at me timidly, his pupils were actually two-colored, one black, one red, oh, the red one was for Xichun to bruise.

I squatted down in front of the medicine boy and asked him in a cold voice: "What about the pretending force just now?

The medicine picking boy pretended to be forced before, and he deliberately made things difficult for Shennong Mountain, which made me shine and let Xichun educate him. My little lady is also angry, not only is the education not clear, but also caught me back alive.

In fact, my original intention was to make him suffer a little, listening to his name is a little follower, even if there is anything inappropriate, Lei Gong can settle it for me. But it's not the case that Xichun beat him to a serious injury and then caught him back, and the nature is a lot worse. It's like encountering violent law enforcement by the chengguan on the street, and it's okay to see injustice and courage when the road is uneven, and then it's okay to criticize and educate and punish the two money, but if you kidnap the chengguan and humiliate it again, it's very inappropriate, and it's a bit of a stumbling with the government.

But at this point, I can't miss the cowardice, this little boy is quite capable of pretending to be a calf, and dealing with this kind of person must be completely subdued, otherwise he can kill you.

The medicine boy was first beaten by Xichun, and then he was taken into this heavily guarded secret room, and he was just scraped by me from head to toe, and his body, mind and property were greatly traumatized, and in the humiliating emotions, he slowly gave birth to a trace of submission, and this principle has a scientific name, called training.

It's a pity that the training is a fairy, and it's even more interesting to change to a fairy~

The deeply trained medicine picking boy smiled back in the face of my ridicule: "The child has eyes but does not know the true God, looking at your temperament should be ......"

Obediently, this kid is aware of my immortal identity, but Xichun, Luo Fatzi, Li Xian and others are also in the cave, I don't want to expose it, so I glare: "Eh?! Not only is the big mouth still quite owed?

As soon as I hinted that I wanted to find Shennong to complain, the medicine boy immediately panicked, and even knelt down to me and begged for mercy: "The immortal spares his life, the immortal spares his life! The little boy has lived in heaven with the lord for too long, and he is really depressed, so he took the opportunity to pretend to vent his life, and he definitely did not intend to bully Li Min." ”

I've seen too many people like him who fight with people, and sure enough, as soon as he moved out of the master, he was frightened and showed his original form.

I snorted: "I didn't know what I was wrong until I was beaten, what did you do earlier?! If it hadn't stopped you, you would have run away long ago, and the opening of Shennong Mountain would not be a small matter, where would the face of this seat go!"

The medicine picking boy kowtowed again and again: "The little boy knows that he is wrong, and the little boy will open a furnace for Shennong Mountain." ”

I slapped him on the back of the head with a fan, and reprimanded him in my mouth: "I said that the furnace is a small matter, how can you compensate me for the loss of face?!"

The medicine picker wanted to cry without tears: "You beat me like this in front of thousands of people, and the one who lost face was obviously me, I knew that I wouldn't rush down if I was beaten up." ”

I was amused by his words: "What's the matter?

The medicine picking boy didn't dare not answer: "The five hundred medicine picking boys under the Lord's door are not only responsible for collecting medicine in various parallel worlds, but also responsible for completing various contracts. The Lord once made an appointment with the ancestors of Shennong Mountain, and in recognition of their contributions to the Xianxia world, each Jiazi would send a representative to open a divine furnace for them. There are many opportunities for us to go down to the mortal world to collect medicine, but according to the rules, they all appear in the form of animals, and we can't play happily, and we can only go down to earth if we are called by the contract. This year, it just happened to be a good year, and my classmates wanted to take the opportunity to come down and have a good time, and I wasted a lot of effort to get it, and I didn't think about ......it."

I said you really don't know how to do it, there is nothing in the sky, the next one can still compete for it, when it is a special outing?

The medicine boy said casually: "The immortals don't know, although our lord is respected as one of the three emperors, but because he has been excluded by Taoism and Buddhism for many years, he has no real power, and even the Divine Palace is the smallest. We have been aggrieved by following the Lord, and this time we have the opportunity to go down to the earth to play, and we can live a real immortal addiction, so we are naturally looking forward to it. ”

It may be that I have been worrying too much about the intersection of forces under my sect recently, and when I heard the medicine boy mention the struggle between the power factions in the heavenly court, I immediately became interested: "Yo, I listen to what you mean that the gods in the sky are not harmonious, so what do you do?"

The medicine boy said helplessly: "Hey, it's all caused by different ideals and beliefs, Taoism and Buddhism believe in karma, and advocate a fundamental solution to the diseases and sufferings of the mortal world through practice." Our lord believes that all things are equal, that human diseases cure people, that heavenly diseases cure heaven, and that Taoism and diseases cure Taoism, which contradicts Taoism and Buddhism. ”

I nodded: "Your master's words sound quite reliable, and the Taoism and Buddhism are a little too ambitious." ”

The medicine picking boy hilarated: "The immortals don't know, the Taoist and Buddhist religions greatly appreciated the concept of the Lord after learning about it, and they also expressed their support for him at the beginning, thinking that his foothold is more down-to-earth, and it is another kind of practice for the benefit of the common people." And the reason why there are later contradictions and conflicts is all because our lord is too stubborn!"

"Why is he stubborn?"

The medicine boy said helplessly: "In front of the Buddha and the Taoist ancestors, he said that people are feudal superstitious cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods!"

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