Parents know that choosing a name for your child is a headache and a job that is not sloppy at all.

The country has saved so many Chinese characters for thousands of years, and almost all combinations have been made within the same surname for thousands of years, and it is difficult to buy a lottery ticket to choose a name that is both unique and meaningful. Thousands of 2 out of 3, it's really not as easy as 35 out of 7.

The more difficult the industry, the easier it is to breed professionals, so a group of scammers under the guise of word testing and naming appeared. Don't say that you haven't encountered it, those Zihan Haohan's cold stomachs are all from their hands.

When the naming industry was just starting, my hometown of Beitai sent a group of professionals to the society, which not only enriched this emerging industry, but also purified the fortune-telling and divination groups that had been flooded.

They don't have any professional postures, and they have only one purpose for counting the five elements and so on, which is to draw out the preset name. The lack of wood in the five elements is called Zihan, the lack of water in the five elements is called Haohan, the lack of male hormones in the five elements is called Luhan, and the lack of looks is called Haihan......

Anyway, it doesn't matter what you lack, just use this ancient style and ancient charm to pretend to be high-end, and you will be stunned, so those post-8090s parents who have been more or less influenced by some non-mainstream culture have successfully created a group of Hanmen children, embarrassing a generation~

There is no need to say much about the depth of the calamity of the name-giving industry, and there will definitely be trouble in proposing marriage or scolding the street in public in the future. But there is also a little benefit, that is, the little girls no longer have to worry about calling the wrong boyfriend's name when they are banging, it's all your brother Han!

So~ You must do it yourself, have a high sense of responsibility, and definitely can't be child's play!

"Xiuzhi'er~ The thorns of the sea urchin sashimi have been broken for me, let's keep them for ourselves, it's useless to look good, it's easy to prick your hands. ”

"Xiuzhi'er~ Don't pack abalone one by one, how much can you bring~ You mix the shell as a clam, and put it in the storage box as a box!"

"Xiuzhi'er~ Don't want the papaya of papaya snow clams, my chest muscles will sag if you eat too much, you don't need to eat clams, if it weren't for the clothes supporting it, it would have sagged, hehehe~~~"

Smack~~

Wanpei slammed the kitchenware all over the floor in front of the chef and assistant who were smiling all over the kitchen.

I was anxious: "Xiuzhi'er, what are you doing here? Before you set off, you started to rebel? I don't want to talk, who do you learn to play the temper of the eldest lady!"

Wanpei stared at me with red circles and didn't speak, so I stared at her and turned against her!

The elder with a tall chef's hat said to me while stirring the eggs in the big basin: "Ancestor, I have observed it in the past few days, and I have something to say~"

My eyes continued to stare at Wan Pei: "Say!"

"You look at it all the time, since you promised to take Wanpei with you a week ago, she has helped you take on tasks, assisted you in gathering resources, and guided you to practice shooting and the use of military equipment, I really haven't stolen it at all, I didn't expect her to have such a side, I'm very pleased." ”

I snorted, "Then she can make me the opposite?"

"No, no, no, ancestor, you misunderstood, she has absolutely no intention of rebelling. ”

I pointed to a pot and pan: "It's all smashed, this is not a rebellion, what do you want?"

The elder was embarrassed: "You are also responsible for this~"

I was even angrier: "Wow~ Aren't you the most annoying to her family?

"I'm not emotional~"

"She smashed things, why didn't I ignore it?"

"You... You don't call her the right one~"

"Address?"

Smack~~~

"I'm going to be big, you still dare to smash it?!"

The elder hurriedly pulled me: "Ancestor, don't be angry first, you also have to think about it for Wan Penizi, people are village flowers full of thousands of opportunities, you have a mouth Xiuzhi'er Shut up Xiuzhi'er, too... It's too much for her~"

"Woo woo~~~~"

As soon as the elder spoke, Wanpei's little nose twitched, and she squatted down and buried her face in her cleavage and cried.

From her reaction, it can be seen that the elder's words hit the nail on the head.

I scratched my head: "This... What is this? The village flower in my hometown is called Xiuzhi'er, I call it so with good feelings, the country flower is called Cui Ping'er, the town flower is called Xiaojuan'er, and the city flower is called Tiannu Mulan, why don't you choose one?"

The elder nodded: "Well, the name of the city flower is quite tasteful, and the girl must be good-looking." ”

"That's the name of the plant, girl?"

Elder: "......"

I walked up to Wan Pei, squatted down and patted her on the shoulder: "Eh, eh, there are tears to say, you are not afraid of suffocating yourself?"

Wan Pei raised her head violently, panting loudly, and really choked herself......

I said, what's the matter? Is the goddess so sick? The name is just a little dirty, so you don't need to lose your temper so much, right?

Wan Pei cried: "People have always been dignified, noble, holy and pure, master, you don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, just call people as maids, and call people nicknames in front of so many villagers, how will people be people in the future~~"

I said it's just a nickname, why can't you be a human being? Isn't this also to protect us?

Wan Pei didn't understand: "How can a rustic name protect us?"

"NONONO~~ is not just a rustic name. I waved my finger and said: "For safety, we both have to hide our true identities after we go out, the first thing you have to do is to start disguising yourself from the outside, changing your name is just the basics, you have to disguise, and even disguise!"

Wanpei burst into tears: "Why?"

"Because your identity is too sensitive, it will attract a lot of admirers, and then I won't be able to develop in a low-key manner. Our plan is to develop in a low-key manner first, and then save the world in a high-profile manner after we have a certain strength~"

Wanpei is squeamish but not pretentious, I simply explained the reason and she understood: "Then you can only call it a nickname when necessary, you can usually call Wanpei or feed the greeting, at least in the hearts of the villagers to maintain the image of the village flower~"

I smiled: "Silly girl, you have never been more worthy of the title of novice village flower like now~ Because the village flower of the novice village is not an impetuous admiration, but a hard-working and responsible Xiuzhier~"

Wan Pei wiped her tears in confusion, and accidentally smeared a large piece of flour on her face, and a cheerful laugh suddenly sounded in the kitchen, the laughter was full of kindness and acceptance, Wan Pei looked at everyone as if she didn't understand, and for the first time she was silly and laughed innocently.

After a small episode, Wan Pei didn't pass me in the end, and happily accepted Xiuzhi'er's nickname as a turtle.

Of course I'm not sincere in causing trouble to her, and I'm not Liu Laoliu, I am really afraid that her popularity will bring me trouble, and if I don't bring her back to the bottom, there will definitely be a lot of trouble in the future.

At the end of the day, I have collected a total of 990 sea urchin sashimi, 990 abalone mix, 990 snow clam paste, 990 bacon, 990 ham, 9900 compressed biscuits, 9900 high-calorie cakes, 9900 concentrated dry food, 9900 beer, 9900 juice, 990 fruits and 990 ingredients. Packed everything into an expensive storage box, a total of 100 parcel compartments were used.

These food ingredients are enough for me to eat and drink for decades, but I am not preparing dry food, these are my salvation resources. My think tank has calculated for me that if these food ingredients are scientifically distributed, it will be enough for 100 people to eat for 20 years, 1,000 people for 2 years, and a large army of 10,000 people for more than two months.

I had a total of 2,500 parcel grids, 2,000 for fresh water and soil, another 100 for food ingredients, and 300 for the remaining 400 grids during the week.

Of these 300 grids, 100 are used to collect rare wood, ore and other forging resources, 100 are used to medicinal resources such as herbs and potions and renewable resources such as seeds and eggs, and 100 are used to resources such as standard tools, weapons, and equipment.

A small part of these resources are collected by me, and most of them are purchased directly through the NPCs of the Novice Village, regardless of the channel, these resources are in short supply in the world of thousands of machines, and can only be obtained in large quantities in the Novice Village. In the words of the president of the Chamber of Commerce, any of these things can be finalized at the auction if they are taken outside.

The most noteworthy thing is the high-end material that the chairman gave me - special combat equipment!

The chairman said that this was the last business he did before the end of the thousand machines, providing a regimental armament for a small virtual country, but he had just purchased 5,000 sets of special warfare equipment from the largest arms dealer in the system, and before he could deliver it, the end of the world had come. As the business collapsed, the 5,000 sets of special warfare equipment remained.

Each set of special warfare equipment, including special combat uniforms and special operations pistols, camping tents and wilderness survival tools, is also a rare and surgent item in the prosperous era of thousands of machines.

In addition, he gave me dozens of high-end binoculars, nearly 10,000 special combat mines, and 10 sniper rifles!

Sniper rifles, contraband identified by the Thousand Machine System, will not be sold by the system, players are not allowed to possess them, only those players who have the talent for munitions manufacturing make them privately, and then sell them on the black market, which is very scary and very precious.

In addition, there are isolation suits and radiation detection devices necessary for survival in the last days, and these materials make me afraid for a while after they arrive, if I refuse Wan Pei and the president in a moment, how much material support I have to lose!

There are still 3 weeks to go before I leave the novice village, and I still have nearly 100 parcel grids empty, according to the necessary resources selected for me by the president and his wife, all the staff of the novice village started to work on the last few necessary resources for me.

The rest of the resources are relatively difficult to obtain, and even if you have the MAX attribute of luck and the privileges of the elderly, it will take a lot of work.

For example, the exclusive tools for collecting, crafting, and refining the three major life skills require me to complete the task process myself to obtain. These three exclusive tools are all added with quality attributes.,This kind of equipment can only be obtained through tasks.,The mission system outside the novice village has long collapsed.,The quality tools that survive in the thousands of machines are getting fewer and fewer in the war.,The president suggested that I brush 99 of each.,It must be of great use.。

The elder gathered all the quest NPCs together and modified the permissions, and it took me a full week to brush each of the three quality tool quests 99 times.

In the remaining two weeks, I spent another week buying 9 detachable and portable war fortresses, as well as various war fortifications, and under the guidance of Wan Pei, I carried out a lot of weapons and equipment operation exercises.

The elder also gave me a big gift: he used his authority to modify his villa into prop attributes, split it into hundreds of building materials for me to carry, and gave me a drawing. He said that if necessary, as long as the villa was assembled according to the drawings, I could have a villa with a safe zone. In other words, as long as I am in it, I will not be harmed by any of the thousands of machines.

This gift is simply invincible, but unfortunately it can only be effectively assembled 3 times, and after 3 times, the safe zone setting of the villa will be invalid, and I have to save some use.

After that, I brought some necessities for survival, and in the blink of an eye, I was less than a week away from the village.