Chapter 26 Let's call you Xiuzhi'er~

The civil servant selection system of the Heavenly Court is very strict, and it is difficult to become an official immortal with an immortal status, because it is really to ascend to the sky~

If you want to be an immortal, cultivating the truth and ascending is a channel, and cultivating merit is also a channel, both of which are within the system, the rules are strict and rigid, and it is almost impossible to take tricks. However, Heavenly Court occasionally has to face problems such as human sophistication and talent reserves, and for some powerful and virtuous people, they can help them soar to become gods through the third channel, that is, ignition.

The so-called pointing, in fact, is to directly appoint through privileges, but the formalities and processes that are hard are simpler, and those who are not good will be tossed more, that is, tested.

I was turned into an immortal by Lei Gong at the behest of Liu Laoliu, and they took a fancy to my potential to save the world and the relationship between my fellow villagers. It's not as simple as being struck by a thunderbolt, they first have to have great power and virtue, and they have to go through several tribulations and tribulations, and most people can't survive it at all.

But there is also a kind of person who, like me, can soar directly without going through any trials and tribulations, and they can even have no virtue or talent.

They... As long as it looks good!

The goddess prodigy of the heavenly court is a special profession, the nature of the profession is similar to the public relations department in the company, there is nothing to run errands, manifest saints, and go on business trips~ These jobs can't be done without immortals, and they can't be done without appearance. The CEO of the company can be ugly as a horse Yun, the mascot must be seen, and the public relations staff must be pleasing to the eye.

Ji Xiaoman, the full-time secretary of my last salvation mission, is this kind of immortal!

She was originally just an ordinary underworld revenant, but because she was beautiful and she didn't want to be reincarnated, she was left behind and worked as a temporary operator at the Heavenly Court's Human Suffering Inquiry Center. Later, due to good fortune, she became my full-time secretary, and soon became an immortal and became a true god under my care. Although it seems that it is all the foreshadowing that Liu Lao Liu made in advance in order to arrange for her to go down to earth in the future, the focus I want to express is not this, but... She's beautiful!

Ji Xiaoman used Ah Bao's body when he went down, although he was already a fairy tale, but Yu Chun once said that Ah Bao's appearance was not worthy of being a goddess at all, and since then, I have always been curious about what Ji Xiaoman's body looks like. Later, the trivial matters were complicated, and I couldn't take care of visiting to solve my doubts when I got to heaven, but fortunately, the sixth child lived up to his heart and fulfilled my dream.

The appearance of the avatars in different parallel spaces has a certain probability of having a high degree of similarity, just like me and Zhang Shan, we look very similar, if it is not for the difference of 30 pounds of weight and a bangs, it is easy to be mistaken.

Now when I look at the president's daughter, it is equivalent to seeing Ji Xiaoman's deity, tsk~~~ It's a pity, I knew that Ji Xiaoman was so beautiful, and I definitely couldn't call Chun that kid cheaply.

It's all in the past, no matter how beautiful Ji Xiaoman is, he is also a younger brother and sister, whether he can flirt or not, just like that~

I can develop this well, hehehe~~~

Don't get me wrong, I want to train her to be a qualified secretary like Ji Xiaoman, to add a boost to my salvation mission, people have said that she has so many talents and abilities, how can I turn a blind eye.

Eh~ People don't have those lustful hehehe

The next day, the villagers of Novice Village responded to my call and stopped all the work that was already meaningless, and lived a leisurely weekend. They gathered in the central square in a tacit manner, some brought out food to share, some to trade textiles and fine utensils, the circus set up a fancy stage, and the wonderful performance of the two clowns attracted the attention of all the children, so that their mothers could go to talk and hang out, and their fathers could go and watch the competition organized by the village guards.

The elder had planned to spend the weekend tending to the farm, but I dragged him into a monster truck, and I said that he had to be there to announce something important today.

When I came to the central square, I was immediately surrounded by a crowd of people, the elders brought a full frame of food to me like a red army, the children chased after me in circles, and the fans and sisters skillfully formed a phalanx and shouted to me, what a trouble.

I came to the stage of the circus in a crowd, and the two clowns cleverly pulled me to the stage, and then made an exaggerated gesture of surrender and retreated from the stage, and then made a gesture of pinching my nose and fanning the wind, as if the surrender was fake, and the smell of overnight alcohol on my body was the real thing, and the impromptu performance caused a burst of laughter and scolding from the onlookers.

I let them laugh until they had enough time, then coughed and said, "Dear villagers of the novice village, I am very happy to see you enjoying the weekend so much, and I sincerely hope and wish you all that you will always have a busy and meaningful working day and a carefree weekend." ”

The crowd applauded and cheered, and I pressed my hands to continue my speech: "A carefree weekend is rare, but a busy and meaningful workday is even more valuable. I deeply know, I deeply understand, without the hard work and harvest of work, there can be no carefree, I know that everyone in this village has a heart waiting for recovery, waiting for the heart to recover with the world of thousands of machines. ”

Everyone nodded, men and women wept, and I said what was on their minds.

"So today I want to declare that for the sake of the comfort and meaning of this cosy village, for the leisurely weekend to be carefree and carefree, and for the early recovery of everyone's hearts, I... I'm leaving. ”

The young men of the crowd were agitated, the old and the wise were silent, and they knew I had something to say.

"The last month. I held up a finger: "I will stay in the novice village for another month, in this month, I want everyone to work together to help me collect the necessary resources to save the world, I will also be ready for all aspects of training, and when the month is up, I will leave on time." ”

"Ancestor, why are you so anxious, thousands of machines are in the last few decades, why don't you make some more preparations before setting off?"

The questioning supervisor is also my teacher of enlightenment.

I laughed and said, "What you said is so unprofessional, shouldn't you take out your own watch creations and remind me that time is passing all the time, so that I can go on the road earlier?"

The watchman muttered: "I always insist on quality first, and never say these inexplicable advertising slogans." ”

The crowd laughed.

I explained: "I have prepared very thoroughly, my watchmaker, not only harvested so many resources and information, but also received so much expectation and trust, but you must know that the food in the package will never spoil, but the expectation and trust in everyone's hearts will slowly deteriorate, that is what I cherish the most, only practical actions can keep it fresh, in order to provide a steady stream of nutrition and motivation for my salvation journey." ”

Everyone applauded excitedly, especially the watchmaker, who sighed to the people around him: "Liberal arts majors are different, look at what you said, do you understand?"

Everyone laughed and scolded: "You alone can't understand~"

The elder raised his voice: "The wisdom of our ancestors is beyond our reach, we can only respect your wishes forever, but I still want to remind you that without accurate data analysis, it will be difficult for us to help you collect enough necessary resources in a month, which will form a huge obstacle for you in your future salvation mission." ”

I smiled and said, "It is precisely because this problem is solved that I have the courage to set off~"

The crowd began to talk about it, not understanding the meaning of my words.

The elder was smart and thought of the key: "Could it be that you agreed to the conditions of the president of the Chamber of Commerce? Ancestor, she will bring you ominous and troublesome." ”

"Maybe it's good luck and blessings~" The president's sharp and ugly voice came from outside the square, and the villagers looked back at the family of the president of the chamber of commerce, driving a gorgeous carriage slowly approaching.

The carriage pulled two sets of huge cargo boxes to the front, and the villagers got out of the way and let them go directly to the stage, this kind of concession was not understanding, but mostly out of disgust.

The president got out of the carriage, opened the carriage, helped his daughter, who was as beautiful as the stars in the night, and then carried him down the stairs to the stage, and he wanted to put his daughter's hand in my hand, but I slapped it open.

"Less set almost, say okay, your girl is a maid who works with me by my side, don't be like entrusting it for life. ”

The president laughed embarrassedly, and the villagers laughed bitterly when they saw that I didn't give him face.

Most of the grievances between them stem from the system setting and Liu Laoliu, I am too lazy to mediate, and the savior is not the aunt of the village committee, so I can't afford to worry about it.

I introduced to the villagers: "I have reached an agreement with the president's daughter, promising to take her with me, her knowledge and ability will play a huge role in my salvation mission, and the president will also generously give me a large number of high-end materials, such as military equipment, which are not collected in the novice village." So I hope that the villagers will accept their family and bless us on our journey of salvation. ”

Most of the villagers were silent, and the elder said: "Ancestor is right, we don't evaluate this girl's character, but when it comes to understanding the Qianji Eastern Game Area and being familiar with the major organizations, no one can compare to her." There is also the president's private goods, which must be extremely rare. Since the ancestor said so, I would like to bless you and hope that you can provide beneficial help to the ancestor. As the head of the village, I also want to remind you not to forget the origin, no matter where your heart goes, your blood is always in the Thousand Machines Novice Village. ”

The president's daughter burst into tears and expressed her gratitude to the elders, but her exaggerated performance caused a burst of boos from the villagers and embarrassment.

In order to mediate the atmosphere, I diverted the topic and said to the president's daughter: "After such a deep cooperation, I still don't know your name?

Even if I reminded me so, the president's daughter still squirmed for a while, and I didn't worry about it, the villagers couldn't stand it anymore, and said in unison: "Her name is Wanpei!"

I didn't understand: "What?"

The president personally interpreted: "Wan Pei, Wan Wan, Yu Pei, literary bar~ There are no players in the thousand machines who don't know this name, the goddess of the novice village, hehe~"

I disdainfully said: "A girl in the village, what is she doing with such a literary name, she is so well-known, isn't it very troublesome to call it out, I don't think you need to use it, change it~"

Everyone was very curious, especially Wan Pei herself, and looked at me with infinite expectation: "My lord... You, what new name are you going to give Wanpei?"

"Hmm... Village girl, you have to keep a low profile......" I pondered for a moment and said, "I'll call you Xiuzhi'er in the future!"