Don't look at the strength of the people in the world of cultivating immortals, it is because the strength is strong, so the brain has degenerated, just like why the dinosaurs have not evolved into more advanced intelligent creatures, just because they have become overlords by strength alone, why waste their brains.

So they're scary to look at, but they're actually plain cute.

"In recent years, have you had a dull pain in your lower abdomen every day, and you can't sleep at night and don't know the taste?"

"Well, how do you know?"

"The gods told me. ”

"At this time, do you often feel that your body is hot, weak and weak, and you want someone to hold you, preferably a man, and many times you even want to do that kind of thing, because you are afraid, so you exclude all men from approaching you, right?"

"This..."Ling Xue nodded embarrassedly with a face full of shame.

"You also found that two years ago, you had already cultivated to the Dao Realm, but you have not advanced an inch so far, you only increase your spiritual energy and not your cultivation, because as soon as you increase your cultivation, you will think about spring, and the more you rise, the stronger your physical desire will be. ”

Lingda was so surprised that her face turned a little pale, not that she was not accurate, but that she was too accurate, she had found countless doctors in the past few years, and even the strongest Wen physician in the country couldn't see the reason, and she was actually seen by Lin Ze, a sixteen-year-old boy.

He didn't even help himself with the pulse.

Thinking of Lin Ze's various weirdness before, she was finally sure that this person was the person chosen by the gods, otherwise it would be an old monster who had lived for thousands of years, and made the art of rejuvenating children like this.

Either way, it was an opportunity for her.

"Lin... Brother, can you help Ling Xue, if you can help me cure my illness, Ling Xue is willing to be a cow and a horse for you!" Ling Xue blinked her big watery eyes and looked at Lin Ze pitifully.

This look has a very strong lethality, and almost no man can resist it, but Lin Ze is an exception, in his previous life, he was a pornography expert in the police system, and he had to watch hundreds of ***** a day, and he wanted to vomit when he thought of that kind of thing, which had become a mental illness, so any charm was useless to him.

"Are you really willing to be a cow and a horse?" Lin Ze rolled his eyes.

"As long as it can be cured. ”

"Well, do you want to be a cow or a horse?"

"Is there a difference?" Ling Xue was a little embarrassed.

"Of course there is, the ox is the worker, the horse is ridden, do you want to work or be ridden?"

"Dizzy, how could a god choose such a filthy person as you!" Ling Xue's eyebrows jumped.

"I didn't practice the art of the sword, I want you to be used as a means of transportation, why are you dirty?" Lin Ze was stunned.

Ling Xue was stunned for a moment, it turned out that this guy was talking about transportation, and he thought about that kind of thing again, thinking that although this guy has always been cheap, he really hasn't done anything out of the ordinary, and he has always been cranky.

It seems that he really doesn't mean much to himself, and when he thinks of this, he suddenly feels empty.

A woman is this kind of animal, she feels that you are interested in her and asks you to be a spare tire, once she finds out that the other party doesn't care about her at all, and she feels lost, and she has been proving her charm all her life.

"Okay, cow or horse?" back to the subject.

Ling Xue pondered for a moment and said, "Being a cow, I don't like flying around carrying people. ”

"That's good. ”

Lin Ze smiled evilly, and picked up a package from the side, with countless signed photos on it: "The time has come to test your loyalty, help me sell 300 signed photos of the gods, and charge 998, not a single copper plate is missing." ”

I'm going..."Lingxue.

......

After a while, it was finally about to start, and Lin Ze continued to use the Dafa of Solving Cattle to analyze in depth.

"Little beauty, it's not a disease at all, it's a poison, this poison is called the Valley Double Cultivation San, although it is poison, many people like it, because it can greatly improve your skills. ”

"This poison is only for women, to take this poison, it is necessary to find a man who can double cultivate, when the two of them are cultivating, while practicing while doing pleasure things, the stronger the cultivation, the stronger the desire, the more actions will be, and the cultivation will be more diligent, but if the woman has no object, it is easy to vent her lust on any man, in order to achieve the effect of collecting yang and replenishing yin. ”

"It's horrible, how am I... will be poisoned. Ling Xue trembled when she heard this.

"This is not the most terrible, the most terrible thing is that in the end, I can't control the yin qi in my body, as long as it is a man, I will stick it and become a real **, and I can't turn over in my life. ”

"Who the hell did this to me!" Ling Xue was already a little angry.

"Do I know that you have a ground-level physique among the four genius constitutions of Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang?"

"Hmm. Lingxue nodded.

"Do you know what this constitution is?"

"I don't know, even Teacher Daoyue can't measure it, so it didn't come out, is there any connection?" Lingxue felt a little regretful.

"Of course there is, your physique is the body of the ice and darkness of the yin, and after being stimulated, you can use the power of the cold to help you improve, and at the same time you can control the ice and snow. ”

"yes, why is that?"

"Because of the Heavenly Spirit Sword. ”

"What does it have to do with the Heavenly Spirit Sword?"

"Of course there is, the Heavenly Spirit Sword is just to the yang, and years of cultivation will completely suppress your ground-level physique, making it impossible for you to excite it at all, if you want to stimulate it, in addition to doing indescribable things with a certain man, it is possible to break the suppression of the Heavenly Spirit Sword with the power of double cultivation and soar into the sky. ”

"Iron straight man?!"

Speaking of which, Ling Xue seemed to understand.

The swordsmanship was taught by Tie Zhinan, and a few years ago, he was the only one who could poison himself except for Teacher Daoyue, and in the past two years, he has soared to the sky, and he has cultivated to the perfection of entering the Dao realm, and he is still in Xiaocheng, it turns out that this is the reason.

"Damn, I'm going to kill that bastard!" Ling Xue drew her sword and gritted her teeth to fly off into the distance.

"Calm down, you haven't sold these 500 signatures for me yet, where do you want to run?" As soon as he wanted to leave, he was stopped by Lin Ze: "Moreover, can you beat him, and the poisonous hair will make him indescribable in another moment, it will be miserable." ”

"Thousands of miles to post upside down, what a touching behavior, do you want to laugh at him?"

"Then what should I do, just consume it like this?" Ling Xue pointed at the female sword.

"Do you want to beat him?"

"Of course!"

"Then be obedient, I promise that you can kill the iron man within a month. ”

"One month, it's not a joke, his cultivation is to enter the Dao Realm to perfection, I'm just a small Cheng, his Heavenly Spirit Sword has already learned the Zhen Realm, and I'm only at the tenth layer, and that direction is a few levels behind. ”

"There's a lot of nonsense, the Lord says you can win, you can win. ”

Lin Ze shouted impatiently: "Take off your clothes!"