"Selling autographed photos?"

Lingxue was a little confused, she was brought to this deep place just to sell autographed photos?

stared at the photo for a while, and her pretty face twitched: "You look so obscene, what kind of person is this?"

Hush~~!

Lin Ze put his finger to his mouth, glanced left and right sneakily, lowered his voice and mysteriously leaned in: "Be quiet, let the Ding Dong God hear that we don't have a good life." ”

"This is an autographed photo of the great god, as long as you take it with you, you can get the blessing of the gods, your waist is not sore, your legs are not weak, you can cultivate to heaven in one breath, it doesn't take much effort, now as long as the special price is 998, as long as 998, you can't buy it..."

'+200 Psychological Critical Strike from the Spirit Land. ’

"I know, I can't buy a loss, I can't buy a fool. ”

"That's right, I sold it to you because you were your own. Lin Ze was very excited.

"Senior brother, how do you think I am better than those new disciples of Ping Xian Peak?"

"Of course they can't compare to you. ”

"That's right, even these budding newcomers are not fooled, if I buy it, how will I mix in the sect in the future, it's not that Lingxue won't help you, but I really can't help, I think you might as well grab it if you want money, just like dealing with that bragging fool in the morning." ”

Suddenly, the grass rustled in the distance.

'Psychological Critical Strike +500 from Niu Fei'

"Don't pull me, I'm going to die with him!"

At this time, a middle-aged uncle glanced at this side indifferently, but did not say anything.

"Don't pull me!" Niu Fei lowered his voice, pretending to rush out.

"Young master, no one pulls you, go!" The middle-aged uncle was very indifferent.

"Damn, Uncle Long, can you give some face next time!" Niu Fei glanced at Uncle Long.

"Young master, I didn't say you, only the old slave is here, who are you going to play!"

"I'll show myself!" Niu Fei was a little annoyed and angry.

"Young master, don't worry, I caught them in a tryst tonight, plus he blackmailed you 100,000 taels, the Guardian Altar will never let him go, you can watch it with peace of mind." ”

The two of them didn't talk at all, this was the ability of the mouth cannon clan, if it wasn't for the psychological crit, Lin Ze wouldn't have discovered them.

This ability is a bit interesting, Lin Ze is a little interested in this Niu Fei.

Since they came to be the audience, they can't let them down.

"Alas, I thought you could understand me, so I asked you to be a maid, but I didn't expect you to be the same as those laymen!"

Lin Ze stared at the sky at 45 degrees with his hands behind his back, looking incomprehensible, this forced to pretend well, Lingxue seemed to be a little moved, and there was a wavering in his determined eyes.

"Uncle Long, that guy is going to cheat again, go and tell Senior Brother Aotian and ask him to send someone to catch Xiancheng, I'm watching here!" Niu Fei reacted very quickly.

Uncle Long nodded, didn't say anything, and disappeared into the night with a bang.

"Since you say that this Lord God is so powerful, prove it to me. Lingxue pouted, thinking of this guy's various bad deeds, and still told herself not to be deceived.

"Okay, if I prove it, what do you want?"

"Do whatever you want?"

"Okay, I don't need to do anything to you, you can change your name to Brother Lin in front of people in the future. ”

"I'm older than you, I want to take advantage of this cheapness!" Ling Xue's eyebrows beat.

"If you don't call me Lin Lang, it's okay. ”

"Forget it, let's call my brother, but you have to prove that you didn't lie to me!"

"That's fine. Lin Ze smiled evilly.

And then it was so weird that they wondered if something happened in their lives.

Lin Ze took out one of the signed photos, pasted it on the big tree, and began to fold his hands and bow, still muttering to himself, still like a god and ghost, he recited the 'mantra' once (primary school English text), and yelled and saluted.

Then he began to wave his stick: "Balabala's little demon fairy transforms..."

After a mentally retarded action that he couldn't stand it, he suddenly heard a voice from the system: 'The condition for the host to ascend to the tenth stage of the Dao Body has been achieved, and now it has begun to ascend. ’

Next, he felt the qi waves on his body pouring in, as if he was in the torn nature of the desolate universe, and every opening in his body had a huge flood pouring in, sublimating in an instant, feeling that the entire Qiankun Earth was in his body, and he was a small universe.

The body of the Dao is not the most basic level, it is only considered to build the grassroots, so the general aura cannot be felt, and it will not leak out, but Lin Ze's ascension this time has caused the resonance of heaven and earth, causing a gust of wind to roar, blowing Xiao Lin shuddering.

After finishing, Yao Ze walked to the side of the test stone and touched it, and there was a big ten written on it.

'Psychological Critical Strike from Lingxue +500'

'Psychological Critical Strike from Niu Fei +1500'

"Oh my God..."Ling Xue's mouth was about to fall to the ground.

No one knows Lin Ze better than him, before he went out, he had only measured that his cultivation was only the fourth stage of the Dao body, and now he was directly promoted to the tenth stage, is this a cultivation of immortals, this is a child playing with mud.

Niu Fei on the other side grabbed the fur hair and desperately caught it, and he heard it clearly, at first he thought it was a deception, and laughed while watching, and even thought about the joke, but saw this scene of the hellish plot.

Lingxue is okay, he has a certain defensive power with the previous things, but this is the first time he has seen it, and he is directly scared and a little suspicious.

I'm afraid I'm going crazy if I add a little more to this psychological crit.

"This is the power that the jingle god has given me, have you ever seen it?"

Looking at her expression, Lin Ze knew that the fright effect had been achieved, and began to continue pretending.

"When... It's really a god who came down to earth. ”

Lingxue was shocked, and she couldn't help but believe the scene in front of her.

"Well, you understand, if you understand, pay a thousand taels to buy his autograph, and I will teach you a set of cultivation techniques to ensure that you can quickly become an immortal. ”

"I bought it, but I... I don't have that much money, can I make it up in a few days. ”

"Yes. Lin Ze nodded.

He finally took all the bad guys for once, robbers, liars, hooligans, more or less embarrassed, but it was the fault of the system, he had to do it.

In order to alleviate his psychological burden and find a strong bodyguard by the way, he decided to improve Lingxue well.

But I have to do all the work, and there is a person on the other side who is watching.

Propaganda work depends on him.

"Come, look, bow first, then say 'hello, my name's LiLei, What's your name?my mame's...', after reciting the incantation, make a movement with me, raise one hand, cross the waist with the other, shout 'Balabala Little Demon Fairy Transformation', and then do this..."

"It's such a hard spell, such a disgusting action, do you really want to do it?"

"Of course, if you want to become an immortal, do it!"

Ling Xue's face was flushed with embarrassment, she didn't know that it was Lin Ze's trick, so she had no choice but to do it.

However, Ling Xue and Qi Xi Jian, their bodies are beautiful, and they move like butterflies dancing gently, and they don't have the disgusting feeling of Lin Ze jumping at all, they are light and moving, and Lin Ze is a little stupid.

It seems like a good choice to keep this chick around.