I'm so honest with you, I'm sure you're a friend!

I'm so rich for you, I've made up your friend!

I'm going to have a hard relationship with you, I've made up your friend!

Rush to your girlfriend, I'm sure you're a friend!

Some people, fate dooms him to have no enemies in this life, only friends, why? It is meaningless to be an enemy, but there are benefits to be a friend~

Luo Fatzi also persuaded me: "Take advantage of the fact that many of them are not paying attention, hurry up and let me have a wave of hidden skills, I'm afraid I won't have a chance later." ”

"No, you can't do that. I resolutely said: "For their IQ, I have made this friend!"

Luo Fatzi didn't understand: "Sect Master, what do you mean by this? Didn't you once say, 'I'd rather go alone than be teammates with stupid beeps'?"

I shook my head: "Don't insult stupid beeps, stupid beeps are occasional stupidity, and half of the people in their guild are probabilistic and stupid, which is definitely mentally retarded." ”

"If you are mentally handicapped, why do you still have to make friends?

Lingjiao smiled at Luo Fatzi: "Self-deprecation?"

Luo Fatzi replied: "Self-deprecating fart, talk about you!"

I knew that if I didn't persuade these two stupid beeps, I would have to fight, so I quickly explained: "What we lack most now is not the resource economy, nor the armed combat power, with the names of Beiguo and Nicole, and there is no lack of political background, do we know what we lack the most?"

The two brothers replied at the same time: "Lack of virtue?"

"There is a lack of people, and there is a lack of virtue ......"

"Lack of people?"

"Yes~" I further explained: "Chunyou Town is gradually expanding towards the Spring Tour City, and the Spring Tour Road will be built longer and longer, and the merchant forces will increase day by day, and then from the management of the town, the operation of major workshops, the operation of business, etc., it is absolutely not enough to rely on more than 1,000 people in Chunyou Town, even if you add many cannibal tribes and other forces that are subdued along the way, you can't even erase a fraction." ”

"I have ordered them to accept people with simple hearts and folk customs to live in the town for a long time, but the review process of this work is very cumbersome and complicated, and if you are not careful, you will attract wolves into the house, and the progress will not be fast, even if it is fast, the new people who are recruited may not be able to meet the existing vacant positions. That's why I'm so interested in the 20,000 mastiff warriors of the Tibetan Mastiff Guild. ”

Luo Fatzi squinted his eyes and stroked the pig as if he was planning a lot: "I understand, so the sect master, you have taken a fancy to their upright character and want to take them under your command?"

I nodded: "It's true that you want to be under your command, but you say that they are upright, which is debatable." If it is finally confirmed that they have no other advantages except for the mentally handicapped, then forget it, I don't know how much trouble I can cause to the more mentally handicapped teammates in the future, or give them peace of mind. ”

After that, I conveyed this idea to the other senior cadres of the spring outing group, and everyone felt that it didn't matter. These people are now very inflated, in terms of vision, up to the archangel and down to the demonic creatures, they are all in their pockets under the knife; in terms of experience, they plotted against tens of thousands of mining and robbery coalition forces outside the town in the spring, and finally won a complete victory; in terms of mentality and courage, the brothers and sisters will not let Luo Xi practice a few waves one day. So 20,000 mastiff warriors are really nothing in their eyes.

It's just that as soon as they heard me say that there will be a heads-up link in the next competition, they have no bottom in their hearts.

Ximei snorted and said: "Regiment Commander, our previous achievements were all achieved under your planning and leadership, if you fight alone... Can we do it?"

Beiguo is not at the bottom of him: "Yes, yes, you are a handsome leader, the commander, and you also belong to the type of spiritual symbols, and if you go head-to-head with the mastiff warriors, you can't come." ”

Even the battle maniac Nicole showed that she was at a loss: "I'm sure of 1,800, but if they fight in wheels, I'm afraid I'll run out of gas." ”

"What do human beings have to be afraid of?" ”

The whole audience looked at him together, and the goblin's bend immediately confessed: "I mean except for everyone present today......"

Luo Xi pushed his glasses: "If you give me a chance, let me do something in their lair, and use regular accidents, maybe I can easily kill them, but if you compete alone, ......"

Lingjiao, Lingyu and the eldest nephew mocked together in a colloquial language that was different from that of normal people: "What a cowardice, no seed!"

Luo Fatzi persuaded them: "It's irresponsible to say this." Then added: "Aren't we also cowardly~"

After they finished speaking, I spoke: "What are you anxious about, I just said that there is a heads-up link, but I didn't say that it is all heads-up, and I haven't understood the specific rules and processes in detail." And even if it's a heads-up, it's all within my calculations. ”

Everyone was relieved: "Then fuck it!"

As soon as the morale of the army was stabilized, I began to explain the plan.

"I have been in contact with their vice president, Tie Baojin, according to their custom, only by defeating them in battle, can we get the opportunity to respect and peaceful communication, for the cause of the spring outing group, this game is a decisive competition, we must fight. ”

"A battle to win?"

"That's right, they require us to abide by their rules of competition, which is roughly a five-on-five game mode, and I haven't understood the specifics, and I'm afraid that I can't understand it, and I'm afraid that I can't understand it, so we can understand it intuitively after the venue is built. ”

"The members we can fight include me, Paul, Northland, Nicole, Ximei and Roshi, a total of six people, and the Spirit Jiao King and Wanwan are also theoretically cadres, but at this time, I hope you two don't care too much about the details, or to cooperate with me and Nicole. ”

The sharpest-eyed existence in the two teams of Lingjiao Bend squinted at the same time, indicating that the overall situation was important.

"In the martial arts competition, among the six of us, Luo Xi and Ximei drove Wukong, which can be counted as one person, the combination of me and Lingjiao is counted as one person, and Nicole and Wanwan are counted as one person, so our five-person configuration is actually equal to the strength of eight people, which is a small advantage. ”

The individual combat power of the two Rohi Ximei in the team has a very high ceiling, but they are not very stable, and the shortcomings are made up after driving Wukong, and the strength is enough to deal with high-end duels.

"In addition, you should pay attention to one thing in team battles, that is, you are not allowed to interfere in the battle between me and the ghost mastiff without my permission. ”

Luo Fatzi was worried: "Are you going to go head-to-head with their regiment leader in a team battle?"

I nodded: "That's right, soldier to soldier, general to general, if I don't defeat him with my own hands, there will be no majesty and the Tibetan Mastiff Guild submits and cooperates." ”

Beiguo Road: "But... But as far as I know, the leader of the Tibetan Mastiff Guild, the ghost mastiff, is the top ten powerhouses in the pan-continent, and your strength is very strong, and your progress is also very fast, but it is far from the extent that you can challenge the ghost mastiff. ”

I snorted coldly: "The connotation of a strong man is not just as simple as pure force, I am confident that I can surpass him in other aspects other than pure combat power and find my own rhythm." And I don't plan to fight him fairly, including you, and I won't let you take risks in vain. ”

They knew I had a plan, and they listened with bated breath.

I said to Roshi, "You just said that if there's a chance for you to build something in their lair, you can try to use the accident to devastate them. ”

Roshi nodded: "I did, ten minutes ago." ”

I smiled coldly, "I've already earned this opportunity for you." ”

Everyone rejoiced: "Really?!"

"That's right, the venue used for the tournament will be built at our expense! Roshi, you can take this opportunity to do something, once your brother's life is threatened, you can activate the device, and we will draw a salary from the bottom of the kettle!"

"Martial arts venue?" Luo Fatzi said the doubts in his heart on behalf of the others: "Then won't we all be in there, and we will all be threatened by the spray?"

I nodded solemnly: "That's right, that's what I'm worried about, Roshi, do you have a way to control the accident pattern? ”

Roshi's answer makes us powerless to refute: "If you can control it, it won't be called an accident......"

In the end, after everyone's brainstorming, we decided to let Luo Xi only use his hands and feet in the audience, and in case of an emergency, we should ensure that the competition can be interrupted immediately, and the combat effectiveness of the Tibetan Mastiff Guild can be reduced as much as possible.

In the end, I told everyone: "Don't be reckless in the competition, admit defeat if you can't beat, there is nothing to be ashamed of, the rest of the people will strive for the final victory, we are a team, we must trust each other." ”

Beiguo muttered: "I'm afraid that with their IQ, they can't even understand the winner or loser." ”

I snorted: "You reminded me of this, I have to take the authority to judge, I really can't trust them." ”

After the plan is arranged, the people who are ready to participate in the competition are preparing for their own training, and no one is prevaricating, and in all the team organizations I lead, each member must continue to improve their ability and prove their self-worth.

As the core leader, I focused on making the overall situation safe, and for this reason, I went to visit the iron-clad gold again.

In the humble and almost primitive base camp of the Tibetan Mastiff Guild, I met not only iron-clad gold but also ghost mastiffs.

I didn't dare to speak in front of a fool, and the ghost mastiff took the initiative to talk to me: "I'm sorry, Captain Chun, my problem is also a while, no way, just this bloodline characteristic, I have adapted the family nature into a guild model, hoping to reduce intermarriage within the clan, find opportunities to have more contact with the outside world, and reduce the bad characteristics of the Tibetan mastiff clan through mixed blood......"

The ghost mastiff talked eloquently, and his position was completely that of a wise and courageous patriarch leader, and he was like the two of them he had seen the day before.

Iron-clad gold persuaded the ghost mastiff: "Commander, don't use your brain, the more you use your brain, the faster you get sick, and now that it's going to be a martial arts competition, you'd better be able to keep your sanity." ”

The ghost mastiff waved his hand: "It's okay, I've calculated the cycle, and if I go back and forth for two more stupid years, I can just get back to normal in the competition stage." He smiled at me again: "My situation is too unstable to lead the development of the clan, and if the head of the Spring Festival can pass our folk test and gain the respect of the clansmen this time, I would be very willing to see the two sides reach a cooperation." ”

After a simple contact, I greatly admired the kingly demeanor of the ghost mastiff, and he sincerely accepted my suggestion, if it weren't for the fact that half of the sudden illness IQ was zero, maybe more policies could be obtained.

When I returned to the spring outing camp, I immediately called Luo Fatzi and gave him a task to try to bribe him by concocting wine that could replenish the brain of the ghost mastiff.

Luo Fatzi said that this is simple, just have a high degree, and people who drink too much feel that they are the smartest people in the world.