robbery~~ color?!

With me, Luo Fatzi, King Lingjiao, and the whole class of our Purple Mansion Stealing Joy Group sitting in town, how can others be allowed to rob the sex?

I am young and beautiful, and the charm is still there, and all the little female beasts are the harem concubines of the King of Lingjiao. Can you still cooperate with robbing men, robbing women? We don't have enough points ourselves!

The male lion never hunts, the wolf king never hunts, and only shows his claws and fangs when his status and ethnicity are threatened.

So let's all step down, today's battle, no matter what, will have to be taken over by our Purple Mansion Stealing Joy Group!

The spring outing group set up a defensive formation, and several cannon ports poked out of the laboratory window carried by 20 bantam sheep, aiming at the tens of thousands of enemy troops in front. I rode the Lingjiao, Luo Fat Man held Peppa Pig, the Spirit Parrot stood on Luo Fat Man's shoulder, and the eldest nephew stood on the Spirit Parrot's shoulder, and the pet trainer was really cumbersome when he appeared.

I have long grasped the information of the other party, they are a large family-type mercenary organization called the Tibetan Mastiff, the number of members is about 20,000, the self-proclaimed mastiff, the combat effectiveness is super high, the IQ is super low, and it is very prestigious in the pan-continent, there is a mastiff fighting three tigers, and ten mastiffs are known as sinking aircraft carriers. An army of 20,000 Tibetan mastiffs is enough to fight against the regular army of the Teddy Kingdom.

Along the way, the reputation of the spring outing group has spread, and today it can be seen from the formation of the Tibetan Mastiff Guild that half of it has popped up at once, and it attaches great importance to us.

Knowing that we don't dodge or avoid their strength, we are here to make head-on contact with them, not to mention half of it, even if all 20,000 Tibetan mastiffs are squatting at the door today, I am not afraid!

The people of the Tibetan Mastiff Guild are very uniform, they are all dressed in rough fur, even the head is buckled inside, and the body height is also very close, tall and strong, the only difference is the color of the fur, some are earthy yellow, some are pure black and shiny, and there is a black and yellow, accompanied by another fiery mastiff warrior.

The person who shouted was the man in the fiery red fur, and I said coldly to him, "Are you the head of the Tibetan Mastiff Guild, the ghost mastiff?"

The man didn't answer and asked: "You are the head of the spring outing group, huh...... Spring outing?"

I almost nodded and admitted by habit, who would have thought that such a large organization would do such poor intelligence work and not even find out my name.

"Are you sure you're blocking us? There's no one here. ”

The ghost mastiff snorted: "Is this still wrong? What I'm looking for is your spring group!"

Why did it become a spring group again?

The Tibetan mastiff dressed in black and yellow said to the ghost mastiff: "Commander, let me tell you for you." ”

The ghost mastiff turned his head and was furious: "Who are you? Who is the leader?!"

The man replied: "I am iron-clad gold, your deputy, the regimental commander, your amnesia is committed again." Hey, the stronger our Tibetan mastiff clan is, the lower the IQ, you, a strong man who is not born in the world, as long as it is related to the brain and IQ, it is the same as not running. ”

The iron-clad gold coaxed and deceived, and only then did he sing and coax the ghost mastiff down, and then he said in place of the ghost mastiff: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, stay and buy road wealth!"

I said that the bandit robbery can't be so bold, it turns out that the ghost mastiff's IQ is too low, and he recited the wrong lines.

After shouting the slogan, Tie Baojin said viciously: "I am the former president of the Tibetan Mastiff Guild, and now I am the deputy, but in fact, I still perform the duties of the president, don't look down on me." ”

No matter how stupid and cute the other party is, we can't laugh, no matter how well prepared our hearts are, this is also a hundred or so people against 10,000 people, an average of one person to a hundred, who can not panic under this ratio? We are not class teachers.

I didn't give him a good face: "Vice President of Iron Bag Gold, why did your guild stop me in my way?"

Iron Baojin snorted: "The Spring Ranger Group from Spring Tour Town, even if we don't look for you, I heard that you will look for us." ”

There's nothing wrong with that.

I pinched Lingjiao's ear, it slowly stepped forward, and I said to the iron-clad gold: "I am the head of the spring outing group, this time I am here with the opportunity of peace and development, I hope to have peaceful communication with your guild and establish a mutually beneficial and cooperative relationship." ”

Since I don't rob sex, there is no need for my attitude to be too cold, except for women, it is easy to say anything.

"We have heard of your name, and we have also heard of the plan for the spring outing. ”

"Oh, what do you think~?"

"I don't understand!"

“......”

"For the Tibetan Mastiff Guild, we don't value anything except strength, money, politics, women, there is no temptation for us......"

can say this kind of thing, it can't be said that they are not men, they are simply not people~

"So even if we are strong, we never want to go out of our own territory, because we don't know the way... I don't want to be distracted by anything outside of power. ”

I was almost confused by his words: "Let's be honest, Chairman Tiebaojin, my Spring Outing Road plan needs to occupy part of your territory, and I also need your cooperation and cooperation, at least I can't cause trouble for me, if you want you to agree to these conditions, what do you need me to do?"

The iron-clad gold was very simple: "Give money, and then beat us in the Tibetan mastiff competition, this is the condition for us to compromise." ”

"Only those two conditions?"

"What two? It's clearly one, are you a fool who can't understand people?"

I snapped my fingers: "One, give money, two, what martial arts tournament to attend, isn't it two?"

Tie Baojin shook his head: "Only participation in the martial arts competition is a condition, and the money is used to hold the martial arts competition, and we don't have so much money in our hands!"

Luo Fatzi whispered to me: "Let me spray them to death with a pig, this IQ is really not good to talk about cooperation." ”

I gritted my teeth and whispered, "I want to do it too, but haven't you noticed? They have 20,000 members, and there are only 10,000 here, it seems that they are not as stupid as the legend says. ”

"What then?"

"Use the strategy of delaying the army, first promise to come down, and then figure out the situation. ”

There were 10,000 mastiff warriors who didn't show up, and I felt a threat everywhere, and I had to be forced to agree to their terms.

"I agreed to your conditions, and I am willing to pay for the competition and compete with you in the competition. After speaking, I snorted and sneered: "Do you know? You are the first enemy to compromise with me since my debut, and you have a very powerful plan and arrangement, and you actually used 10,000 people in ambush defense under the situation of military superiority, admire!"

Tie Baojin wondered: "What arrangement? We were dispatched by the whole army, and we accidentally lost 10,000 people on the road. ”

Me: "......"