Chapter 21: The Signed Photograph of the Lord God
With a tuition fee of 100,000 taels, you can buy a small town, and thousands of disciples of Lingxiao Sect can eat for a year or two.
Moreover, Nimabai's teacher is still a waste related household like Lin Ze.
Niu Fei is not an ordinary depressed, the psychological crit is like flowing water upward, 666, 777, 888..., down in a circle, more than 2,000 brushes, and the crit points are stable over 10,000.
In addition, although Niu Fei was heartbroken, it was not impossible for a country to take out the 100,000 taels, so he called a messenger bird, which was neither big nor small, with a box in the back that said 'Hummingbird Delivery', and a money bag in front.
Gave the money to the bird, and then handed it a letter, the bird turned its head and swooped into the sky, Lin Ze seemed to hear a voice, 'You have a new order, please deal with it in time.' ’
", is this a letter bird or ordering takeout?" Lin Ze found that the things in his world existed in another form in this world.
"I have informed my father that the money will be deposited into your account in a moment, so that you can spare me. Niu Fei looked disgusted.
"It's worthy of the braggart prince, it's really bold, you can give 100,000 taels if you say it, but you have already worshiped the teacher, how can you say that you will retreat?" Thinking that he was about to be rich, Lin Ze was relieved, and he didn't bother to embarrass him.
"It's okay, you just say that your level is not high and you can't teach me, just retire peacefully, and I'll give you another five thousand taels. Niu Fei suddenly saw hope.
Belch...
Lin Ze thought about it, Niu Fei is obviously a good ATM, but after this crisis, he doesn't need much money, after all, immortal cultivators are all masters, and they usually pretend to be forced, and those local tyrants are waiting to see each other with money in their hands.
The most important thing is cultivation and exercises.
"Well, you don't want to be my apprentice, don't regret it then. ”
"If I regret it, I'll eat this chair. Niu Fei pointed to a chair not far away and swore an oath.
After half a day, I really received a ticket of 100,000 taels, and the system prompt came out immediately: Congratulations to the host, the 10 taels owed to the system have been repaid, the contract has been terminated, and yours will not be threatened again, please continue to support the Universe Invincible Immortal Emperor System.
"Appendix..."
Lin Ze was messy in the wind, and he had a feeling of wanting to jump off the building, and he was scared for a whole week for the appendix, this cheap system was really bad enough.
Is it a demon or is it impure in thought?
Lin Ze found that this dog system is quite good at using his psychology to cause psychological damage to himself, and he suspects that the system also has the function of collecting psychological crit, and these points are used by developers on the other side.
If so, it's really beepping the dog.
'Congratulations to the host, successfully guessed the creative mentality of the main god of the system development, and got the special quest 'The Love of the Creator': This is the signed photo of the main god, please find him 1000 fans, sell the signed photo to them at a price of 998 taels, and the successful task will be upgraded to the servant of the main god (now a slave), and the mission failure IQ will be reduced to the husky level, PS: Don't use violence. ’
The system prompted again, and a picture appeared in front of Lin Ze's eyes, a man smiling obscenely, how to look at it, how cheap it is, it is exactly the same as Director Jin.
"Your sister, this bastard's appearance is beaten at first glance, is this really the main god? And what does the jingle on your signature mean, could it be that Doraemon?"
Lin Ze felt bitter in his heart: "I don't want to spend money on this kind of photo, unless you are a fool, it is impossible to buy it for 1,000 taels, and you can't use violence, you are really good at playing tricks." ”
It is conceivable that as soon as this task was dispatched, the system refreshed and received thousands of psychological crits.
"Fellow Daoist, give you a great benefit, believe in him and you will have eternal life. ”
"Is there such a good thing?"
"Of course there is, I never lie to people, this is the true god Jingle Bell, believe in Ding Dong to eternal life, this is his autographed photo, buy it and you can go to heaven, now make a special price, as long as 998, 998 you can't buy a loss, you can't buy fooled. ”
"Neurotic!"
"Senior brother, I have a big benefit..."
"Senior brother, I still have some things, let's go first!"
......
Lin Ze was busy for an afternoon, not only couldn't sell one, but also retained the title of a fraudster, so depressed that he couldn't even eat dinner.
Nima, there is no such ghost animal culture in the world of cultivating immortals, and it is hellish that this kind of mentally retarded thing can be sold.
When I returned to the house, I received another letter, which was from the Apologists.
The Guardian Altar is the management office of all disciples, which is probably similar to the student union in the modern world, but it is stronger than the student union in that it has the power to punish the disciples lightly, and also has the power to transfer the Dharma Protector Hall.
At the same time, it is also the most important way to get promoted from the disciple level to the Dharma Protector, and the leader of the main altar is the chief disciple, so Lin Ze, the strongest relation, is so jealous and envious.
He was supposed to report for duty, but he was busy this week in order to repay the money, and he didn't have time, so he sent a letter today, probably to let him go to join the company.
This is a good place for oil and water, and it should be good for a year and a half in the past.
So I happily opened the letter, but I was going to scold my mother again.
The letter reads: Disciple Lin Ze, as the chief senior brother of the sect, reported for duty a week later, he has already committed a foul, and now he is bullying the weak and blackmailing his fellow disciples. ------ the Apologetic Altar.
A wave has not settled, and a wave has risen, and it seems that this iron straight man does not intend to let him go.
With the current cultivation, I am afraid that I will be beaten to death.
So what, there is only one way, find a bodyguard quickly, but where to find such a strong bodyguard when you are in a hurry.
"Senior Brother Lin, it's time to eat. Lingxue walked in slowly with her food.
"There it is!" Lin Ze snapped his fingers.
Thinking about it, it is impossible for me to have such a strong bodyguard, and I can't keep up with the progress no matter how I upgrade, so there is only one way, to help someone improve, there is no other candidate for this person, only Lingxue, a chick.
After a meal, we came to the top of the hillside.
"Senior brother, what do you want to do?"
The autumn wind is cold, the fragrance of flowers is scattered, but it is in a quiet and uninhabited place, the sun has gone down, and the lonely man and widow, could it be that his true face is revealed at this time?
It was the same situation as she had guessed, when the moon was dark and the wind was high, and some powerful pervert invited her to a secluded place, and then tried to do those indescribable things, and if she was unlucky, she would fall into his clutches.
"If he dares to mess around in a while, he will cut off his children and grandchildren!" Lingxue gritted her teeth fiercely with her ten fingers on the hilt of the sword.
At the same time, several dark shadows in the distance and darkness quickly hid in the grass in the distance.
Lin Ze approached step by step, Ling Xue became more and more nervous, whether she could do it or not, Lin Ze didn't say it, if she really killed him, the Great Elder probably wouldn't let her go, after all, she was a genius who happened once in a thousand years.
Moving, not moving, doing, not doing?
Is the future more important or is chastity more important?
was hesitating desperately, Lin Ze had already walked up to her, handed over a photo, and smiled.
"Beauty, buy me a signed photo, it's full of benefits. ”