Chapter 300: Eating Tofu
Don't look at your fun today, sooner or later you will be asked to pull the list.
This is a wise saying that persuades people to keep a low profile and don't be scared, otherwise they will be retributed sooner or later, and the famous sayings that express the same meaning are also cocooned and self-bound, self-killing, self-reaping the consequences, kidney deficiency, self-killing if you do too much injustice, and so on.
For Lingjiao, it is not only happy, but also has a lot of words, and it is not enough to kill the injustice once. So if you want to deal with it, there are still many ways and means, as long as you give up half of the benefits of the Sichun Alliance, there are no other obstacles.
But from the standpoint of the alliance leader, the effect I want is to keep the income without delaying it to clean it up, which is more difficult to do.
After several days of meeting and discussion, the Standing Committee of the Alliance finally came up with a feasible action plan, codenamed "Black Powder".
The code name has well interpreted the content of this plan, that is, by organizing a group of black fans to bring him its rhythm, whether it is in the media or in its live broadcast room, do its best to make it fall into a state of constant whitewashing and inability to be distracted.
In this way, you can not only use the celebrity hot effect to maintain the popularity and income of its live broadcast room, but also bind it there, and you can't come out to make trouble.
As long as this state lasts for a period of time, the attention of its live broadcast room will definitely slowly decline, and this kind of gap that gradually enters the trough after reaching the peak is our punishment for it.
Don't worry, this is definitely not our soft-heartedness, everyone who has experienced it knows that this feeling is really uncomfortable, and it can even easily destroy a person's will.
And in addition to the blow of will and psychology, physically, I don't plan to let it go, I'm going to increase my cultivation speed!
Recently, I have been working two days a week, five days off, and a two-hour work week. Now the Supreme Being can't sit still and starts to target me in all kinds of ways, and in the face of this situation, my plans have to be accelerated, and in turn, my working hours and workload have to increase.
But working three days a week and working three hours on weekdays is too difficult~
In order to get rid of this inhuman labor intensity as soon as possible, I must work hard and complete the task of saving the world as soon as possible!
Cultivation is actually a skilled job, there is no difficulty, for novices may feel more complicated, not only to do without distractions, but also in the mind can not make any mistakes, want to enter this contradictory state and maintain it for a long time, it is really difficult to do without the guidance of the heavens or masters, but as long as you master the know-how, the process of cultivation will become very simple, if the talent is a little higher, it is not a problem to sleep and lust in the process of cultivation, as for those geniuses, they can maintain a state of cultivation in the daily normal state of life, you say that it is not powerful。 Luo Fatzi can do it while spending time drinking with more than a dozen young female disciples, while cultivating the drunken spirit record that needs to eliminate distracting thoughts and desires, this extreme contrast between the inner and outer ends is so strong that it is a little perverted.
So which kind of person do I belong to? Can I sleep in cultivation or even maintain a state of cultivation in my daily life? Don't think too much, Li Xi once summed up my cultivation state, and he said that I may go mad at any time......
Back then, in the Xianxia World, if I didn't enter the Moon Shadow Phosphorescent Cave, I didn't dare to cultivate independently, and I relied on the body of the Qi Sea to automatically improve. But in this life, in the online game world, I can live an addiction of casual cultivation without worrying about the True Qi Fork going mad, because as long as I cultivate a little bit of True Qi, I will immediately be absorbed by the Spirit Jiao itself, and there is no chance to go mad at all.
Today is the case again, after three hours of cultivation, I have not changed anything other than being full of spirit, but the change in the spirit Jiao who sighed on the side is not small, and it has shortened by three centimeters.
I teased Lingjiao beautifully: "Yo, the size is finally normal, haven't you always liked special combat uniforms, I'll go back and give you a set, this time I can wear it." ”
After many changes in appearance, Lingjiao had learned to face reality, fiddled with his little brother a few times, and nodded to me: "Yes, as soon as possible." ”
I laughed, "Are you really going to wear it?"
Lingjiao sighed: "Shame, shame~"
When it's long, it's showing off everywhere, and when it's shorter, you know how to cover your shame, it seems that our Lingjiao King is not an exhibitionist, he just likes to show his superiority.
Since I left, Lingjiao didn't even start the live broadcast, and hid in his sofa suite early and was depressed.
Now that the body of the spirit Jiao has recovered seventy percent, after several experiments, we can already perceive the existence of another dimension, and we are confident that we can achieve a space jump when its body fully returns.
After three hours of cultivation, today's official working hours have also been completed. I looked at my watch, and before noon, a great idea came to me, and I worked overtime for ten minutes!
In these ten minutes, I talked on the phone with Qian Million and Shining's debut. Qian Million's head is still mainly engaged in non-task career advancement work, and he assured me on the phone that he would be able to complete all the adjustment experiments in another week, and asked me to select the personnel to participate in the advancement as soon as possible.
I asked him how many people he could advance, and he said that due to the availability of equipment and medicines, he could currently meet the advanced needs of 500 people.
This amount is not small, I said that I would send people over as soon as possible, and the other 500 places will be granted to 100 Wanzi creatures, all of which should be bonus dividends.
I then reached out to Shiny and asked him about the progress of his quest for the Otherworldly Virtual God's lair.
Shining debuted and reported to me, saying that the current plan has been going on for a month, and a total of more than 70 batches of pimple dishes have been bought by the two major game areas in the northwest, and these 70 batches of pimple dishes have hidden tracking chips.
After tracking and investigation, there are currently 10 batches of materials where they go are more suspicious, and with my inference as a guide, it is very likely that there is a supply of virtual gods in these 10 batches of vegetables, and the whereabouts of the Liulian Dynasty and Ning Meng are the most suspicious.
Shining Debut has used his network resources and satellites to monitor the whereabouts of those 10 batches of vegetables around the clock, and report to me as soon as he has accurate information.
I approved of his way of doing things, reminding him to pay attention to secrecy in all circumstances, never reveal his intentions, let alone act blindly, and wait for my specific orders.
After taking care of the two most important tasks, I came out of the office to find that Wanpei was already waiting for me.
After she stepped down from the position of commander-in-chief, she resumed to serve as my full-time maid, although her status was much worse, but she did not have to work so hard, and secondly, she could always accompany me, and Wanpei was very happy every day.
As soon as Wan Pei saw me, she laughed mischievously: "Is the master going to have lunch or take a nap first today?"
I hugged her with a wicked smile: "Is there any conflict with this kind of thing? I will eat your tofu in bed at noon today~"
"Here comes tofu~"
The two of us had a serious meal, and we were about to go further when Yelu pushed the dining cart in: "How did my brother guess that there is tofu today, this is the first batch of homemade tofu sent by Bing Cold, waiting for you to taste and score." ”
Lunch is a simple four dishes and one soup, two of which are meat dishes that I brought from the novice village, and the other two vegetarian dishes and one soup are made of chilled vegetables, which are the same color, flavor, and grade.
A family of three shared lunch, Yelu pestered me on the table to listen to her tell interesting stories in the live broadcast, and Wanpei and I couldn't suppress an evil thought because she was disturbed just now.
I wanted to wait until after dinner, but Wanpei's seductive nature was hung up, and she was not honest for a moment, and a pair of small feet kicked off her shoes and teased me under the table in various ways.
Yelu was cute and scheming, and he didn't notice our small movements at all, but he noticed that my face was wrong, and said with concern: "Brother, why do you look so weird?
I snorted: "Tofu is too hot......"
Wan Pei made a pun on her words and said with a smile: "Then I'll blow it for you~"
I was finally picked up by her, and I squinted my eyes lightly and sent a code.
Wan Pei comprehended, took a glass of ice, and said to Yelu: "Little Yelu is also here~" After speaking, he got under the table with a smile.
Yesterday before going to bed, the three of us had just studied a booklet on ice and fire, and Yelu immediately understood what Wan Pei meant, and looked around, picked up the plate of mapo tofu and went under the table.
I hurriedly stopped her: "Forget it, let's just chat~"
A fragrant lunch refreshes the mind, and after eating, I don't even have the mind to take a lunch break, and I say that lunch and nap can be done at the same time.
After a brief tidying up, Yelu said that he was going to the ice town multi-functional industrial park for live broadcast, the eastern new special zone has been gradually opening to the outside world for a week, and tourists and inspection groups from major game areas have flocked to see the most prosperous alliance in the world.
The opening of the new special zone is a very complicated and cumbersome work, facing many tasks such as security, anti-theft, anti-theft, and reception. In order to do these jobs well, I didn't have enough manpower, so I simply didn't arrange them, and only relied on the ubiquitous live broadcast footage to urge visitors to consciously abide by the order.
Facts have proved that my decision is correct, every visitor will appear on the platform of Sichun live broadcast at any time, and those who want to make trouble have been greatly restrained and deterred, and those with a correct attitude pay more attention to their words and deeds.
I have entrusted Lala with a veteran team and a wealth of experience in running Chiba Castle for many years, so she can handle these matters.
I have been busy for a week, and I haven't been to the scene to see the opening of the new special zone, and I also want to check the work of Lala. At the same time, I heard that the Ice Town Multi-functional Industrial Park is the most popular location for visitors, and I have to accompany Yelu anyway, so I will do a private visit to Weifu by the way, and see if I can find some problems that are buried at the grassroots level and cannot be reflected like the ancient emperors, and some erotic encounters that are not easy to encounter hidden among the masses.
Hey, walking~