Chapter 301: Low key
There are often some middle and second angry young keyboard heroes who angrily spray the country's leaders, and then look forward to the ancient emperors with tears in their eyes, saying that the sages of the people often disregard their own safety, far away from the comfortable harem life, and I feel infinitely sad whenever I see such remarks.
This is clearly a group of fools who have been blinded by movies and TV series~
I can tell you very responsibly that the so-called micro-service private visits have nothing to do with the sages, and their fundamental purpose is to break their shoes on a vacation outing and pretend to be superior to the face of the sage.
Observing the people's feelings does not exist, and what the common people react to is always only one-sided problems and phenomena of individuals, and the randomness is too great and the accuracy is too low.
For example, if you are the emperor, you have nothing to do at night and go out in plain clothes to inspect the people's conditions.
Do you think you can find the crux of the slowdown in the country's economic development?
Do you think we can get to the bottom of the problem of corruption among leading cadres?
Do you think you can hear suggestions for improving the country's armed forces?
Do you think it will solve the problem of concubines you cuckold?
It's all nonsense, you will only hear some Zhang Jia's family, Li Jiaxiao, and similar remarks that the country does not set up Qinglou is unreasonable. Even if you are willing to take action, are these things that an emperor should worry about?
Think about how much virtue you have accumulated in your last life to become an emperor, it is estimated that the green smoke on the ancestral grave will alarm the Environmental Protection Bureau, and as a result, you will do some work as an investigator of the Commission for Discipline Inspection and a community aunt?
So don't be forced to be led by film and television works, the problem of corruption in the central government has not been solved, the problem of factions in the imperial court has not been dealt with, and the problem of border rebellion has not subsided, so you know that you can take the monk's favorite concubines out to live in the farmhouse to eat a big pot of rice, and pry the discipline inspection department when you are idle. It's out of tune, and I don't forget to expand the harem to harvest wild seeds, isn't this idle and nothing.
In order to further analyze the three vulgar intentions of the ancient emperor's micro-service private interview, in order to purify the hearts and eyes of the new generation of young people, today I put down all kinds of major tasks and brought my wife and money to a micro-service private visit.
In order to hide our identities, we all dressed up in disguise before going out.
I changed into the local tyrant costume of Indian Ah San, and wrapped a scarf around my head to block the iconic green bangs, and then put on two mustaches to hide my outstanding and charming aura a little.
Yelu's figure is petite, and she simply wears a cloak, smoky makeup, and a small hood, like a playful little witch.
Wan Pei is more difficult in disguise, her figure is too perfect, others wear a cloak up to her ankles, and she can be supported up to her knees when she wears a placket.
In the end, I really didn't have a trick, I took out the set of flower cotton jacket and flower cotton pants again, Xiuzhi'er~ Let's transform~~~
After the whole assembly was completed, the three-person inspection team set off in a low-key manner.
What bodyguards do you need, I'm like this, who can hurt me. After experiencing professional advancement and martial arts cultivation, my combat power has reached one million units, and even those monster-level guys in Lily can't catch up with me, so as long as I don't face a virtual god-level enemy, almost no one among the players can hurt me.
As for Wan Pei, don't mention it, she is a system NPC, she has a very high starting point but no room for growth, she will never become stronger if she does not rely on weapons and equipment to improve, and now she has long been reduced to a vase, and even Yelu can't beat it.
Before the opening of the new special zone in the east, in order to accept visitors from all over the world, a bus line was specially opened on the Golden Passage, and 50 small public vehicles ran back and forth every day to transport people for sightseeing and inspection.
I'm used to pretending to be a calf, and I still don't want to deign to take a small public service. But I can't drive by myself, my car is all thieves, the exposure rate is particularly high, and it is equivalent to a mobile business card, and the plan of a private interview with Weifu is in vain. Fortunately, there are also many official vehicles traveling between the two places on the golden road, and Wan Pei knows more about the situation at the grassroots level, and she said that most of these vehicles will run some private work.
According to Wan Pei, we easily stopped a commuter bus from the medical team, and the price offered by the old driver of the commuter bus was also very reasonable: 8 gold coins for the start, and 1 gold coin for every 500 meters after 2.2 kilometers. I can tell from this pricing that this driver must have learned a very good history.
The commuter bus was empty and headed to the Ice Town Multi-Purpose Industrial Park, and the task was to pick up a team of medical teams back to Golden Hamburg for a work report. There were many seats in the commuter bus, and the driver originally wanted to leave when it was full, but Wanpei paid for the chartered bus directly. Since the launch of Sichun Live Broadcast, several of our anchors on the list have made a fortune, and these two boards are not bad at all.
Didi is bored, and set off on the road~
The medical team's commuter bus is a white minibus with a blue cross pattern of the hospital, the front and rear of the car are smooth, and I am not good at playing physical examination games with my second daughter, so I will tease the driver when I am bored.
"Master, your commuter car runs private work, is the unit allowed?"
The old driver smiled and asked without answering: "If you read it correctly, you shouldn't have been a leader, right?"
Wan Pei was amused, and I nodded with a straight face: "Yes, I haven't been." ”
The driver said proudly: "That's why you don't understand the unspoken rules of our leadership circle." ”
"What unspoken rules?"
"Big officials make big mistakes and are greedy for big money, and small officials make small mistakes and are greedy for small money. The commanders of the alliance use the live broadcast platform to make a big profit, and I will use the bus to earn a small one, which is not too much. ”
It really makes sense to hear him say this, but I still don't plan to let cadres be corrupt, our private visit to Weifu is to find and solve the problem~
I asked the old driver, "What kind of officer are you?"
The old driver snorted and said proudly: "The commander of this commuter car, the deputy squad leader-level cadre in the formation......"
As soon as I heard about his official position, I was bored and went back to the seat in the back and sat down, and whispered to me: "I thought you would show your identity to scare him." ”
Wan Pei is really right, the most important thing about a private interview in Weifu is to experience the pleasure of suddenly revealing her identity and scaring those who are aware of it. But the old driver's official is too young, and there is really no sense of accomplishment in playing this routine with him.
But I couldn't say that, so I pretended to be serious: "The most important thing in a private interview is to hide your identity, so that you can find out those problems that you can't see when you're on top from a civilian perspective......"
Magnetic~
I was talking about a sudden stop of the commuter car, and I rushed directly to the driver's side under the effect of inertia.
I asked him angrily, "What's going on?"
The old driver pointed to the front: "Traffic accident, the traffic police are dealing with it, we may have to wait for a while." ”
Here's the opportunity!
A traffic accident is simply the perfect scenario for an officer to pretend to be a calf.
Imagine pretending to be a calf in a traffic accident, which can not only show off your privilege in front of civilians, but also put the traffic police who enforce the law in a dilemma, the feeling is like a wife who has been trained in front of her husband, which is both torturous and difficult to choose, accompanied by the pleasure of humiliation......
The most important thing is to engage in privilege pretending to be a calf in a traffic accident, even if it is exposed afterwards, I am not afraid, but a traffic accident does not involve core values, and there is no big thing.
How could I not grasp it firmly in front of the rare opportunity to pretend to be a calf, I directly pressed the co-pilot's window, poked my head out and yelled: "Get out of the way for me~~~~ I am the leader of the Sichun Alliance~~~~ Who dares to stand in my way!!!"
My words immediately worked, and the traffic policeman who dealt with the accident hurriedly commanded the scene.
"Get out of the way, let the car from the psychiatric hospital pass first!"