Chapter 26: The Three-Day Covenant
"Lying grass, sold!"
Unexpectedly, he was sold at this time, and Lin Ze couldn't help but scold his mother.
Ling Xue was miserable enough, and he kept thinking of a bad breath, it looked very dangerous to run just now, but Lin Ze was very weird, he could play anyone, and the situation was not critical to him.
Think about it, if he is really the messenger of the gods, how can he not even settle this little thing.
So after thinking about it, I decided to take the opportunity to achieve some of my goals, such as disgusting the iron straight man, making him sleep badly, and when he couldn't help but come to him, he would cut him with a sword.
Moreover, he gave Lin Ze a problem to see how far he could go.
But he didn't expect to make him miserable, he had already used a punch to charge his strength, and a punch to sharpen the spirit, but two fists are hard to beat four hands, if they go together, it is useless to lower the level, this is a single skill.
"Hmph, Senior Sister Lingxue admits it, you are also worthy of Senior Brother Tie, come here, take it away!"
Aotian gritted his teeth fiercely, his eyes burst with uncontrollable anger, and with a wave of his big hand, the person fell around.
"Wait!"
Lin Ze spread his hands to both sides and made a forbidden movement: "If you want to arrest people, you have to tell the evidence, what crime have we committed?"
"This disciple is not allowed to do things in private, otherwise he will be punished for adultery. Aotian didn't even lift his eyelids.
", say we're stubborn, do you have any evidence?"
"Didn't Senior Sister Lingxue admit it?"
"She just asked what else you can do, not that we do things that are dirty, for example, when you come out of the latrine, I ask you if you have eaten, you said that you have eaten, do you eat?"
"What kind of analogy is this, then you say that a lonely man and a widow, what else can you do in this secluded mountain except for that kind of thing?"
"Worship God. ”
"Worship God?"
"Yes, ask the gods to improve our cultivation. ”
"Nonsense, the third watch ran in this barren mountain in the middle of the night to pray for God?"
"Correct explanation, have you ever seen a god appear in a crowded place, why don't you also buy a signed photo of a god with me? As long as a thousand taels, you can't buy a thousand taels and suffer..."
"Roll !!"
Proud of the weather, he gasped, he asked himself that his temper was not bad, but after today, he found out that he had not met a cheap person like Lin Ze, and inadvertently sent him a few hundred psychological crit.
"If you have no evidence, I'll leave if you don't. ”
Saying that, Lin Ze wanted to turn around and slip away, but found that there was no way out at all, Aotian was already so angry that his face turned black, how could he let him slip away easily.
"Let's ask for proof, it's easy, Mr. Long, please ask your little prince to come out. ”
Uncle Long next to him had watched the show for a long time, and now it was finally their turn, so he nodded excitedly.
He has no enmity with Lin Zeyuan, and it is not because he is loyal that he helps deal with him, but because his little prince is less than 100,000 taels, and he is anxious to cut his salary by half.
However, it is obvious that this little prince does not plan to scare Lin Ze, he is now even walking with weak feet, how can he have the courage to scare the messenger of the gods.
Not only is he not scared, but he is desperately trying to find a way to make up for the pot.
"I'll convince you to die!" Aotian sneered and said, "Niu Fei, tell me what you saw?"
"I saw the gods descend to earth, just like this..."
"Take out the portrait of the god and do this...", he said with his hands together and began to read in English: "You are tired of buying..."
"And then do it, 'Balabala's Little Demon Fairy Transformation'...", and then did a rather disgusting girlish move.
The corners of Uncle Long's mouth twitched, and he was thinking in his heart that he would lose 100,000 taels when he went out of the house, and he had made the young master crazy, and he couldn't leave the whole corpse when he went home.
Other people couldn't laugh or cry, they all knew that this Niu Fei was unreliable, but they didn't expect it to be a fool, and it was really not a good thing to come in by relationship.
"In this way, my teacher has ascended to the tenth stage of the Dao Body, and Senior Sister Lingxue has also ascended to the Dao Realm Dacheng, right?" Niu Fei was still excited, and he didn't look at their expressions like eating and continued to talk.
"Are you saying that by worshiping God, you can go from 0 to 10 ranks?" asked Aotian teasingly.
"Yes. ”
"You said that Lin Ze touched Ling Xue a few times, and she was promoted to the Dao Realm?"
"Yes. ”
"You still said let's spend a thousand taels to buy a portrait to cultivate?"
"That's right, Niu Fei was wrong before, he didn't know Taishan with eyes, don't make this mistake, otherwise it won't be good if the great god is angry. ”
There was a burst of laughter.
"Pull it down and hand it over to the asylum!"
"Hey, don't mess around, I don't believe it's going to be a big mess, Uncle Long save me~~~!"
Niu Fei roared and struggled, and was carried down by the two of them, and Uncle Long next to him sighed and pleaded: "Aotian Dao Chief, give the young master back to me, and I'll take him down the mountain to heal." ”
Aotian thought for a moment and waved his hand to let him go down to lead the people.
The scene was quiet, Aotian didn't want to let Lin Ze go, but the only witness was crazy at this time, and the other party was a senior brother, so he couldn't find a reason to arrest him for a while, so he was stuck here.
......
After a long while, Lin Ze yawned and said, "Brother, do you have any evidence, if not, let us go back, I still have to chat with the master." ”
After thinking about it again and again, Aotian couldn't find a reason to arrest people, so he had to yell and let go, and he was angry to leave, but who knew that there was a sound of Niu Fei yelling and screaming from behind.
"Aotian, if you have the ability, start a fight with my teacher, what kind of hero is it to catch people!!"
"......" the crowd.
After a while, the atmosphere was at a stalemate again.
Lingxue's Lin Ze looked at each other, what is a pig teammate, this is a textbook model.
"Haha, this kid is right, it's a big sin to use strange and chaotic language to confuse the way, I challenge Senior Brother Lin on behalf of the Guardian Altar, if you can't win, prove that you are a liar and a god, you will be severely punished!"
"In three days, we will set up a ring on the main peak, since you have the blessing of the gods, you will definitely be able to win it easily, and Aotian is waiting for the senior brother. ”
After saying that, laughing, the blood-red sword fell to the ground, jumped up, and disappeared into the night with the team, and a letter of war begging for sealing fell from the sky, on which was the seal of the Guardian Altar.
"His grandmother's, my boss is really a wreck, and I don't even need to sign the war letter to others. ”
Lin Ze sighed, blaming himself for not taking office, and for not getting the Great Seal of the General Altar in charge of power, even if he was a senior brother, he could only be deflated.
"Teacher, teacher, I'm back!"
A shrill cry came, Niu Fei ran back, left and right to see Aotian and they were gone, thinking that it was their own bluffing, and then the old man was happy: "Those guys are really paper tigers, and they were scared away when they heard about the challenge to the gods, haha." ”
"Xiaoxue, pull this guy to the edge of the cliff, I want to do it myself, don't beat him into Hawking, I can't swallow this breath!" Lin Ze's eyebrows jumped.
"Yes!"
Then, a terrible scream came from the edge of the cliff...