Chapter 27: Conquering the Great Tyrants
"Teacher, why did you beat me?" asked Niu Fei timidly with a blue face and a swollen nose.
"If you want to beat it, you can beat it, you need so many reasons, don't accept it, don't accept it!"
"The teacher is really domineering, as a messenger of God, you still need a reason to beat people, this god is too aggrieved, I didn't need a reason to beat people in Anwei Country before, the teacher is right, do you want to beat it again?"
Niu Fei's sycophant made Lin Ze stare at him, he often plays tricks on the devil, and this guy is born to be cheap.
"If you're tired today, you can wash and sleep. Lin Ze didn't raise his eyelids.
"No, teacher..."Niu Fei still wanted to kill his face.
"Hmph, dead skin, your senior sister and I can only be a maid, how can you be an apprentice. Lingxue finally couldn't help it.
"Then I'll be a servant and listen to my sister, okay. ”
"Do you have anything that is worth letting us keep you, do you have a strong cultivation?"
"Nope. ”
"Is there a high-level exercise supernatural power?"
"Nope. ”
"Do you have a fairly high-level qualification?"
"Nope. ”
"It's nothing. ”
"I can't say the same, there's one thing I have more, but it's useless. ”
"What the hell, hair?" Ling Xue teased.
"No, it's money. ”
"Do you have a lot of money?"
"It's a little bit more, it's just something outside the body, it's useless. ”
"How much does it cost to dare to call it a lot?"
"One hundred thousand taels. ”
"100,000 silver tickets, yes, very rich, but it can't scare people, and a more advanced immortal cultivator can also earn it. Ling Xue smiled and drank her saliva.
"It's a golden ticket. ”
Laugh at!
Lingxue's water almost squirted out of her nose.
100,000 gold tickets are equivalent to million silver tickets, you can buy a city, this guy is really rich, looking at this is the gold inlaid on the mountain, no wonder this strongest relationship was snatched away by Lin Ze.
A million taels?
Hearing this word, Lin Ze's ears pricked up.
"Okay, it's a little bit of money, but we don't want waste, you have to prove yourself. Ling Xue pouted.
"How do you prove it?"
"This Brother Lin is a question, in short, it will not be simple. ”
"Boss, as long as you say it, the small one will definitely be able to do it!" Niu Fei didn't seem to be afraid at all.
Lin Ze showed an evil smile.
He knew that this guy had some money, but he didn't expect it to be so rich, if so, then it would be easy to do, let him pay for the signed photo of the damn Lord God, and then give it away.
This guy is a blessing from heaven.
"Reminder, please don't be a speculator on the host, the signature photo of the main god must be paid by the buyer himself to be considered a failure, otherwise it will be counted as a mission failure!"
The system prompt sound came again, and Lin Ze was depressed for a while, it seems that this system is really doing everything to collect his psychological points.
It seems that this trick will not work either.
"I'm afraid you won't be able to handle it. Lin Ze was a little frustrated.
"Hey, you don't have to worry, as long as you don't call me to fight, there's nothing small that can't be done. "Niu Feiniu is very angry.
"Okay, I still have hundreds of signed photos of the Ding Dong God here, you can help me sell some, just sell a few dozen of them, and I'll pass the customs even if you pass the customs, how about it?"
"It's only a few dozen, that's the signature portrait of the gods, it's okay to give it all to the small one, and the small one promises to take a day, and I'll help you get it out. ”
"Don't brag!"
"Absolutely don't blow it, if you can't finish it, I'll ask my father to give you a piece of land, so it's okay. ”
"Yes, I really want you to follow me. "This guy is so arrogant that it is shocking, the land says to send it, how happy it should be to be friends with such a local tyrant.
"Hehe, I have a bold request..."Niu Fei glanced at Ling Xue, a little ill-intentioned.
"How bold?" Lin Ze shook his head, this guy shouldn't have a bad idea to hit Ling Xue's head.
Ling Xue raised her eyebrows lightly, holding the sword in her hand, wondering whether to split him.
"If I can complete the task, I want to be the boss, at least on an equal footing with Senior Sister Lingxue. ”
Is this a bold request?
Lin Ze was a little stunned, it seems that this guy's pattern is not very good.
"Lingxue, what do you think?" Lin Ze glanced at Lingxue, who was a little disdainful next to him.
"No matter how you look at it, this kid is still turning the sky upside down, well, let's compare with each other, one person will divide five hundred, whoever sells more will win, and the loser will shrink his tail to be a grandson, and he who wins will do whatever he says, dare not?"
"Senior sister, you have to take it easy, Niu Fei won't lose to anyone in business. ”
"Okay, give you a day, see which of you sells fast, I have a big benefit for you!"
Lin Ze is in a good mood, this kind of competition is what he wants most, even if he doesn't sell much, he can help himself solve some of it, so that the pressure will not be so huge.
When I returned home, it was already late at night, and the critical strike points were replaced by 920 aura, plus the original 100, and I just entered 1000, reaching the cultivation conditions for entering the Dao realm.
According to the theory of the Dao body, as long as the body can reach the necessary realm, without the comprehension of the Dao heart, you can directly enter the next realm.
Three days later, he was going to the ring, and there was no time to grind slowly, so he chose the most tragic method.
First of all, it is very inhumane to remove body pollution, eat croton with intestinal cleansing grass.
These two flavors are cathartic drugs and detoxification strange things, which together will expel all the most toxic and odorous substances in the body, so that the human body can reach a state of emptiness.
Originally, this was not a big deal, but you had to find a place where no one was around, because the body poison was extremely smelly.
But Lin Ze lives in the small building of Lingxue on Fairy Peak, although there is still a certain distance from where the women live, but the mountain wind is not serious, and it keeps blowing inside.
"Help, I'm poisoned~!"
First, a weak and sweet voice came, and then a large group of women rushed out of the residence with their noses pinched, some of them still wearing pajamas, and beautiful legs with white flowers, so beautiful in spring.
"Come on, arm, someone is attacking the mountain and releasing poison gas!" Daoyue Master Venerable was also alarmed.
So a group of female disciples began to defend against the enemy, with big gongs and drums, and as a result...
An hour has passed...
Two hours passed...
Four hours have passed...
There is not a single ghost to be seen.
Finally dawned, Lin Ze pulled all night, was about to collapse, walked out with his pants, walked out of the mountains and forests, and found that Shan Zhongjing was a female disciple, and couldn't help but feel a little chilly.
It is said that the women who cultivate immortals are cold, but they didn't expect that they are all sullen people, I think men want to go crazy, and pulling shit actually attracted this group of women to come and search the mountains, how can they be so hungry?
It seems that a beautiful man like me has to be very careful to keep his chastity.
After a night, the poison was cleared, and the poisonous substances left in the cave were like the sewers of the earth, stinky to make people dizzy, and finally even he couldn't stand it anymore and moved to Pingxian Peak to live.
After detoxifying overnight, he felt like he had been reborn, and with this momentum, he entered the Dao realm in one fell swoop, and truly entered the door of the Dao Law.
As soon as I opened the door, I saw Lingxue and Niu Fei standing at the door, and several songs were spoken at the same time.
"Brother Lin, boss, all my 500 tickets have been sold. ”
As he spoke, he handed over a stack of silver tickets.