The next day, the monster woke up early, and he was woken up by the heart-rending pig screams. He stepped out of the tent and looked down the hill. I found that Su Xiaogui rode the lean pig and came galloping in the dust. The monster soaked in urine, then put his head into the pond and drank enough water, and sat down on a rock outside the tent, while the wind was still cold on the mountain, and the red sun was shining in the sky without light or heat.

When the pig ran to the kennel, he was already out of breath, Su Xiaogui pulled the reins hard, the pig stopped, and he jumped off the pig's back: "Monster, how about my invention?" I put the reins on the pig, and I can ride the pig up and down the mountain in the future." ”

"Hmm!" the monster replied listlessly.

"See what I've brought you?" Su changed the subject, handing a burden to the monster. There was food in the baggage, and two fat skirts: "You have no clothes to wear, I'll bring you my mother's skirt." ”

The monster unbuttoned the torn pants from her hips and slipped them on a fat skirt. "Oh, that's good. He thanked the little ghost: "I will often come here to play in the future, and we will be friends from now on." ”

Su Xiaogui began to realize that the monster was two people, the head on the right was the elder brother, and the head on the left was the younger brother. The little ghost head felt that it was not good to always call a friend a monster.,Need to change the name.,So he named the monster Erdanzi.,The origin of the name is very realistic.,Because he did see two eggs between the monster's crotch that day.,Hence the name.,It should be called Erdanzi.。

Erdanzi now has something to do, and he no longer has to lie in a tent crawling with all kinds of parasites all day long to watch the sunrise and sunset like before. They can spend more time looking for food for the pigs, or they can continue to improve the basic facilities of the pigsty by setting up a kind of tandem on the back of a large boar, and when they are fine, they can ride the boar around the world. Under the guidance of Erdanzi and Su Xiaogui, pigs suddenly became the main means of transportation in that world, and when you go to the beautiful fields, you will see many people riding on the pig's back, shouting loudly, and moving forward bravely. People think that pigs are super safe.

Erdanzi always rode the boar down the mountain every day to show off in the village for a long time, and his pig was also super safe, no villager dared to come to the powerful monster here to risk being ravaged to steal a pig, but what he didn't expect was that on an unusually quiet night, the daring thief actually came.

The thief crossed his feet and carefully burrowed into the pigsty. The thief first stepped on the tail of a pig, causing the pig to howl in pain, and the cry of a pig immediately caused a chain reaction, the whole pigsty boiled all of a sudden, and the second egg was woken up, they rushed to the pig nest, the thief had been surrounded by pigs, and could not escape, the second egg picked up one of the thief's legs, and saw the face of the thief, it turned out that the thief was the old man Li.

"You kidnapped me fucking. How dare you come and steal my pigs. Erdanzi cursed, picked up his fist and punched and kicked Old Man Li.

Old man Li kept begging: "I just want to get this boar back, so it's okay, I'll exchange two sows for your boar." ”

"Fuck you, you're stealing. I'm going to take you to the village chief. ”

"I'm just this boar, how do those sows give calve? Otherwise, I'll give you two more sows in exchange for my boar." ”

"How can this work, the fucking boar is mine. Under the pitiful pleading of Old Man Li, Erdanzi sent him to the village chief.

Later, every day, Erdanzi could see the villagers riding pigs galloping in the dust. The first thing the villagers said when they jumped off the pig's back was, "I'm here to match the pig." ”

Erdanzi began to know about the ambiguity between boars and sows from that time. Later, Erdanzi also couldn't sleep at night, and when he heard the pig humming in the pen, the left head thought: "The pig hummed!"

The head on the right also thought, "It was the sow who called first!"

At this time, Erdanzi realized that he needed a woman. No, it's two. When they think of women, the mutilation of their bodies makes them feel inferior, and they think, now that there are at least pigs, they should raise pigs well, match pigs, raise piglets, and raise pigs...... Instead of reading the story of the Birdman as he did in the past, he fantasized about the mythical beauty and the queen of the jungle in the story world day and night.

Today, a few years later, the title Erdanzi is as well-known in the village as his mother. People began to like this monster, without any conditions, completely free of charge, and the monster's first selfless dedication won him the favor of the villagers. From then on, the villagers began to be polite when they saw the monster: "Erdanzi, you have ridden your boar out again." It would be nice if I had a boar like that. After the villagers admired and sighed, they jumped down from the back of their sow, grabbed one of the monster's palms with both hands, and said: "The scenery here is really good, the vegetation is lush, and there are garbage heaps, it is really a good place for boars and sows to mate." ”

Erdanzi was very kind, so he had to agree. The well-mannered villagers will say to Erdanzi very politely, "Sorry to disturb you." ”

Erdanzi will also be polite and polite, and answer bluntly: "If you want to match, you can match, the man should marry, the woman should marry, and the pig has to be like this." ”

Erdanzi also wanted to do this when he saw cauliflower, especially when he went to bed at night, Erdanzi couldn't sleep, and the left head thought, "I miss her again." The head on the right also thought, "Listening to the pig's call, I miss her even more!"