When Old Man Li saw the monster mother, he couldn't walk on two legs. The villagers call her a goblin.

It was a snowy night, the old man Li hid at home and drank, his face was red, and suddenly the pig in the pigsty snorted and howled, and the old man Li scolded: "Fuck!" and walked out in a daze, and the vibration of opening the door first scattered a piece of snow and dust, and then the old man Li saw a bewitching woman standing in front of him, he first slapped himself, and then shook his head and said, "Fuck!"

The fairy said to Old Man Li tenderly, "May I come in? I want to stay with you for one night?"

In this way, the goblin lived in Old Man Li's house, and one night later, the goblin settled in Old Man Li's house.

Later, the villagers all said, "The goblin and Old Man Li are the one." After a while, he changed his words and said, "The goblin and so-and-so are gone." Or "The fairy and the other so-and-so are the same again." "Later, the villagers knew in their hearts that the goblins and the men in the village were like that. Another man said to another man, "I've been with her more than once." "The goblins were a household name throughout the village at that time. Later, Old Man Li eloped with the goblin.

When Old Man Li returned to this village, he drove back with a group of pigs, and the villagers who were in the beautiful fields did not immediately recognize that the person was Old Man Li who had eloped and fled. Because the old man Li in the past had a bald head, and the current old man Li is covered with a hairbeat. And also has a herd of huge pigs.

When Old Man Li set up a pig's nest in his yard, the villagers began to notice that under the repeated questioning of several nosy villagers, the old man with his hair had no choice but to admit that he was Old Man Li, and Old Man Li was not popular with the villagers, because he had been hated by the villagers for eloping with the monster's mother. Almost all the men in the village gathered at Old Man Li's house, and the village chief also sent a child named Su Xiaogui up the mountain to call the monster, saying that the fucking villain had come back.

The monster was bathing naked in the pond at that time, and it was probably catching fish, and Su Xiaogui shouted loudly on the shore: "Monster, monster, that fucking villain who kidnapped you is back." ”

The monster began to turn its gaze to Su Xiaogui on the shore, and when Su Xiaogui saw that the monster began to pay attention to him, he roared heartbreakingly: "Hey, that fucking old man Li who kidnapped you is back." You're not fucking coming back, go check it out!"

Su Xiaogui shouted several times before the monster realized that Su Xiaogui was not scolding him: "You fuck." Instead, he told him from the bottom of his heart: "The old man Li who abducted the fuck is back." ”

The monster became emotional, swam ashore, grabbed Su Xiaogui's clothes, and asked, "Really?"

Su Xiaogui panicked and stammered and replied, "Abduct you fucking, it's really back." With that, the monster ran down the hill naked.

The monster is actually a pair of conjoined people, and when Su Xiaogui came ashore, he saw two eggs growing between the monster's crotches. The monster walked far away, and Su Xiaogui stared at the monster's deformed ass before he dared to sigh: "You fuck, there are actually two eggs." ”

The monster ran down the mountain without shelter, and on the way, the old women, middle-aged women, and girls in the field were all screaming in fright, some pouting their butts and covering their faces, and some simply ran away. The old woman scolded like a shrew: "You fucking shameless......"

At this time, the monster realized that he was naked, and saw Su Xiaogui following, and quickly picked up one of Su Xiaogui's legs and hung Su Xiaogui upside down. Rip off his pants.

The monster tore his pants into aprons and wrapped them around his huge hips. Keep running down the hill. Su Xiaogui followed behind naked, shouting and scolding: "You run naked and actually snatch people's pants, causing people to run naked." ”

When the monster broke into Old Man Li's house, he had already seen the villagers surrounding him one after another, and the villagers asked Old Man Li in a gossipy manner: "Tell me honestly, was the monster fucking murdered by you, or the two of them eloped, how could you be the only one who came back." ”

"The monster is fucking dead, sick to death. Old man Li shouted loudly to deal with these nonsense frames.

Monsters can't stand to be fucking insulted. He broke into the crowd, and Su Xiaogui also shouted outside the crowd: "That fucking son is here!"

The monster has grown into a powerful man, but Old Man Li is already old, the monster first punched Old Man Li in the nose, then kicked Old Man Li down, and then punched and kicked.

The monster was a conjoined man, but he only had one mouth, and he scolded: "You fucking dare to come back, I was fucking abducted by you, say!Where the fuck am I now?"

"You're fucking dead. As soon as Old Man Li finished speaking, the monster pulled Old Man Li's long hair and punched Old Man Li hard in the mouth four or five times.

Old man Li vomited blood, and even the knocked out teeth were spit out. But the monster still fought endlessly, and the monster hated him, and wanted to beat the old fellow to death.

Seeing that someone was about to die, the villagers began to mediate the dispute: "Okay, okay, stop fighting, kill him, you won't fucking come back." ”

Many people pulled the powerful monster, and the monster also had grievances in his heart, and cried with one mouth and four eyes: "You fucking compensate me! You fucking compensate me! You fucking compensate me......"

"You're fucking dead, what am I going to pay you for?"

"If you don't pay, you'll lose your life!" the monster straightened his legs and kicked Old Man Li.

The villagers were worried about Old Man Li's pig at this time, and the reason why the villagers recognized the old man with the shawl was Old Man Li, that is, they were attracted by Old Man Li's mighty herd of pigs.

The villagers began to encourage: "I can't fucking pay for it, I should give some other compensation!"

"Take away Old Man Li's pig as compensation. "A few villagers started to break into the herd to drive the pigs.

"I didn't kidnap your mother, you just robbed the pig, isn't this a robbery?" Old man Li got up from the ground and hugged a man who was driving pigs.

At this time, the village chief spoke: "Don't make trouble!

The villagers began to quiet down. The monster stopped fighting, panting and glaring at the already embarrassed old man Li with his eyes.

The village chief said to the monster: "Monster, you can't fucking pay for it, I decided to let Old Man Li use pigs as compensation." Old glans, are you going to die or are you going to be a pig?"

Old man Li said: "These pigs are my own, not fucking, compensation can be, not all of them can be given to him." ”

The village chief began to tell Su Xiaogui to count how many pigs there were, and Su Xiaogui saw so many pigs for the first time in his life, so he began to count them with his fingers, and then counted them with his toes, counting eight or nine times before he determined the correct number, a total of ninety-three pigs.

The village chief said: "Old man Li, you have committed adultery, and you have absconded in fear of the crime, according to the old rules handed down by your ancestors, you will be tied to a pillar and beaten to death." Now I will confiscate 60 pigs from you, 20 pigs will be compensated by the monster, and the rest will be distributed to the villagers. ”

The villagers told the village chief: "There are 46 households in the village, and 66 pigs should be fined."

The village chief nodded and shouted, "Then add six more pigs." ”

With the words of the village chief, the villagers began to be upright, and rushed up, but Old Man Li was weak, and he could only watch the pigs being driven away.

The monster called out to Su Xiaogui: "Hey, little ghost, help me drive the pig to the mountain, and I'll give you a pig." ”

"One end is too little. You're going to have to pay for my pants?"

"Give you two heads. ”

"Words count. ”

Su Xiaogui and the monster drove the pig up the mountain, and when they returned to the mountain, the monster immediately realized that so many pigs needed to build a pigsty.

Behind the tent where he lived was a pond, and a pigsty could be built in the open space between the pond and the tent.

When the pigsty was ready, the sunset had already reflected a large part of the sky, and Su Xiaogui said to the monster, "Where is my pig?"

The monster coaxed out a lean pig and put Su Xiaogui on top of the pig. Then he kicked the pig's buttocks, and the pig screamed and ran like crazy along the mountain road.

Su Xiaogui sat on the pig and turned to the monster and said, "Tomorrow, I will ride that pig home again." With that, he put his arms around the pig's neck and galloped down the mountain.