The valley bottom world is surrounded by towering peaks and mountains, the westernmost end of the world is the snow of the mountain, the thick snow rolls down from the mountain to form a snow area, this is the source of the daughter lake, through the daughter lake to Niujia Village, originally Niujia Village and the west village of the birdman separated by a rainforest, and later merged into a village under the consultation of the head of the West Village and Uncle Cow Dung, commonly known as Niujia Village. There is also a small hill in the rainforest where Erdanzi and his pigs live. To the south and north of the hill are two other villages, the North Village and the Barbaric Aboriginal Settlement.

Not everyone wants peace, and this stems from the greed and selfishness of some people, such as Tokhtok, the leader of the barbarian tribe. Riding fanged boars and spears in hand, they galloped through the dust and smoke in an attempt to break into the village and steal food and pork.

But war requires a reason, and the reason is very important, to convince the tribe who does not want to fight, and to tell another village that does not participate in the war that he does not want to provoke war from the bottom of his heart, but has no choice but to defend his dignity of existence.

Also known as the Torch Clan, the North Village worships flames, and there is an ancient bronze lamp in the village's temple that is lit at night and extinguished when the sun comes out. This work is carried out by the village chief, so the villagers call the patriarch Ben La Lantern. The word Benla Lantern translates into the language of Niujia Village, meaning the person who is responsible for lighting the fire.

Because Kitamura was often harassed by the Tokhtun tribe, at the behest of Benla Lantern, a bastard named Bastard carried an atomic bomb from Niujia Village and broke into the public toilet of the Tokhtar tribe, razing the public toilet to the ground.

The terrorist attack caused great harm to the Tokhtar tribe, as the public toilet is a sacred place for the Tokhtar tribe. The ancestors of the Tokhtar tribe believed that pooping, peeing, farting, and having children were extremely dirty, and they needed a sheltered place to complete this dirty process. So their ancestors built a public toilet that is almost two thousand years old. The toilet has a room for women to give birth.

After the terrorist attacks, Tokhtar built new public toilets, which took 20 days to build. During this period, there were elderly people who were suffocated by urine, children who pulled shit in the house, women who gave birth to children in the unobstructed grass, and people began to fart with calm expressions. And maliciously accuse others of being the culprits of farting.

Tokhtar was excited, he finally had a reason. After the new toilet was built, after the tribesmen finished browsing the toilets, they gave a speech: "Tribesmen, we only occasionally go to Beicun to get something, although we never return it, we will give it sooner or later." But an attack like this one, orchestrated by Ben La Lantern, was a nightmare that made our entire tribe miserable for twenty days. What a painful twenty days it was, living people suffocated their urine, children pooped and couldn't take care of themselves. Women give birth to bare butts, and men fart when they talk. So, for the sake of the dignity of our tribe, we are going to fight. ”

In order to prevent the invasion, Benla Lantern had already prepared and built a strong wall outside the village, although the atomic bomb was stolen from Niujia Village by the bastard, but Niujia Village was also involved. Tokhtar soon surrounded the two villages. The enemy was ruthless, throwing spears at the prey and killing the defenders of the city walls. The defenders counter with bows and arrows.

But the barbarians could not break into the village, so they could only throw their spears and harass them. The people of the North Village only defended and did not attack, shooting bows and arrows to drive away harassment. The Tokhtar tribe had no choice but to surround the village and refuse to leave. The people of the village stood guard day and night on the city walls. Take turns on duty. So the war came to an impasse.

At the beginning, the personnel on both sides were very dedicated and there was no opportunity to take advantage of it. After a long time, everyone will be tired. The story of the Birdman was well sold, and the guards took turns to sneak in with bundles of bamboo slips, and when they saw someone sneaking up, they threw the bamboo slips down and smashed them at the enemy, and then pulled their bows and arrows to shoot the enemy. If the barbarians have found a treasure, they bring back the bamboo slips, and those who read them will tell them the stories on the bamboo slips. But stories often have a beginning and no end. Read ten stories, nine of which have only a beginning, and one story that has no beginning and no ending, only an experience. Barbarians have taken listening to and reading stories as a leisure life, so some obsessive readers frequently harass and feign attacks. Expect the end of a story to fall from the sky.

A faithful reader, who had suffered more than a dozen arrow wounds and a bow and arrow, still standing bloodily outside the city gates, shouted: "Hit me with a bamboo slip, or I will not die." ”

As a result, a bundle of bamboo slips fell down, and the savage reader finally fell, and he opened the bamboo slips, looked at them, and said, "Another new story." And then he died.

The loss of the atomic bomb made the snail very angry, but no one took care of such an important thing, and it was easily taken from Uncle Cow Dung by the bastard. Luckily, I only took one.

But the snail still has a headache, and Niujia Village is full of tender men. Uncle Cow Dung is missing, and there are only two atomic bombs left, and he will definitely not be able to deal with those barbarians. And if this stalemate continues, it will not benefit anyone. It not only affects agricultural production, but also affects the daily life of villagers. After thinking about it, Snail decided to send the Birdman to negotiate peace.

Birdman knows that he is just a storyteller. If you rush forward, maybe Totoku will make him a barbecue. To this end, the Birdman wrote two letters, one for Benla Lantern and one for Tokhtar.

Letter to Benla's Lamp:

Tokhtar often harasses our village, this is his fault, you blow up the toilet of the Tokhtok people, it is your fault, because you not only destroyed an ancient civilization ruins, but also gave Tokhtok a legitimate reason to harass, the Tokhtok tribe has always been barbaric, our two villages naturally want to unite, but now we should not go to war, war will inevitably bring harm to our villagers and affect agricultural production. For this reason, on behalf of Niujia Village, I hope that the problem can be resolved through peaceful means. If you are interested, please negotiate peace with Niujia Village tomorrow.

Letter to Totok:

We are deeply saddened to learn of the destruction of the public toilets of the Tokhtar tribe. is also very sympathetic to the plight of the clansmen, and they are all quite uncomfortable. Even people suffocated to death, so we express our condolences to those who have been suffocated and strong enough to survive. High respect for those who died. But what good can war do us? We hurt each other and get nothing. For this reason, on behalf of Niujia Village, I have decided to negotiate peace with you, and ask Beicun to give the tribe some compensation. If you are interested, please negotiate with Niujia Village tomorrow.

Tokhtar and Benla Lantern were also at a stalemate, so they both agreed to make peace.

But the scene was very embarrassing, and on that day, the leaders of the two villages entered Niujia Village under the escort of their clansmen. In order to prevent them from arguing on the way, Tokhtar was arranged to enter through the entrance of the village, and Benla Lantern paddled from the Daughter Lake in a canoe.

But as soon as they met, Tokhtar scolded when he saw Ben La's lamp: "You fuck." ”

Ben Laden did not show weakness: "I play with your eighteenth ancestor." ”

"We are here to negotiate peace, not to fight. Please be seated. The snail tried to dissuade them, beckoning Tokhtar to sit down with the lamp.

Tokhtar said, "I want to know how Kitamura will compensate us?"

Ben Laden was silent, so the snail asked Takoff: "How do you want to compensate?"

"I want a hundred pigs. And the life of that bastard. Benla would also like to apologize to us. ”

"Absolutely not. Your tribe often harasses our North Village, and has stolen enough from us for a hundred pigs. ”

", everything we loot is on the record. Since my great-grandfather, there were not a hundred pigs, at most fifty. Although we love robbing, we are honest. ”

"Then compensate fifty pigs. Just save the bastard from dying, right? Bun Laden and the bastard apologize to the Tokhtar tribe. How?" said the snail.

"Wouldn't it be very unjust for our people to suffocate their urine to death. "Tokhtar refused to make concessions.

"But your spears have killed our villagers. "The Benla lamp shows no signs of weakness.

In order to mediate the dispute, the snail said, "Why don't we rest for a while, you all calm down first, and I'll go and." ”

The snail instructed the birdman to arrange them in different lounges, and the snail first quietly met with Benrah, and the snail said bluntly, "Now we have a huge difference in strength, you see." We'd better not start a war, you see? We'll compensate him for fifty pigs. Let him promise not to harass our village again. ”

"What if he continues to harass?"

"By that time, I had already made enough atomic bombs. When the time comes, our Niujia Village will definitely stand on the position of Beicun. ”

"Okay!"

While comforting Ben Lalan, the snail sent Old Man Li to Totok. Since the merger of the two villages, as a writer who was once slightly famous, Old Man Li's status has been promoted.

Faced with detachment, Old Man Li first introduced himself: "My name is Old Man Li, I used to be a storyteller, and now I raise pigs. The words of playing with your eighteenth generation ancestor are my original. Of course, not scolding you. ”

Tokh was polite to the writer: "I've been looking up for a long time, I've been looking up for a long time." You are here to negotiate peace. ”

Old man Li said to Totoh: "Yes, it should be said that peace is your best choice." The northern village built a city wall, and the city wall was covered with bows and arrows. If you continue to fight like this, you can only lose both. As long as you don't kill the bastard, Kitamura will compensate you for fifty pigs. With these fifty pigs, you will be able to eat pork without plundering others. ”

"Does Ben La Lantern agree?"

"You have to promise that you can't plunder it anymore. ”

"Then you must also allow our people from the Tokhtar tribe to exchange goods in the free trade zone. ”

"Yes. The village chief of Snail Village hopes that the people of our three villages will have friendly relations from now on. ”

The war ended in peace, but the snail knew in his heart that he would never be satisfied with a greedy enemy. So he's going to find Uncle Cow Dung.

A peaceful world is the happiest for the people of the world.