Erdanzi comforted Cauliflower and launched a missing person notice, whoever can find Uncle Cow Dung will be rewarded with three pigs, this missing person notice was spread by Su Xiaogui, and such notices were also posted on the house built by the snail. News of the discovery of Uncle Cow Dung also spread quickly, and among the many versions, one piece of information is very credible. According to the discoverer, he caught a small porcupine in the cave that day, and suddenly a figure flashed, and after the figure disappeared, it left a strong smell of cow dung. For this reason, Erdanzi and Su Xiaogui came to the location told by the discoverer, but found nothing.

The cave tunnels that extend in all directions are clueless, so Erdanzi hires snail's servants and burrowers.

Now the burrowers have a new name, called gnomes. During working hours, the gnomes wander around the cave, and during their breaks, they spend their time in the pigsty of Erdanzi.

In the dead of night, the dwarf always had enough to eat, so he ate pig food. The search lasted up to a month. During the month, both the monster and his pig have been emaciated by Uncle Cow Dung, except for the dwarf and cauliflower's bellies.

Seeing the fat dwarfs and the temptation of rewarding pigs, many idle people in the village thought that the treatment was good and wanted to participate in the search for them. Wherever there is cow dung, where there is a strong smell of cow dung, there are people looking for cow dung uncles.

The dwarf, however, found himself vomiting and dizzy, and that day he met Cauliflower in the pigsty, and he told Cauliflower: "I'm like I'm pregnant now, and I can't help but vomit what I've eaten." ”

"Did you drink the water from your daughter's lake, I think you really look like you're pregnant. ”

"No, I'll tell you a secret, don't let Erdanzi know. I ate pig food, that's why I got fat. The dwarf whispered to Cauliflower.

Cauliflower told the dwarf: "You are really pregnant, and the second egg is mixed with the water of the daughter's lake in the pig food." ”

When the dwarf learned that he was pregnant, he began to feel melancholy, and he was very ignorant about pregnancy. For this reason, Cauliflower returned to Niujia Village with the dwarf. Soon, the dwarf received enthusiastic help from the women and men of Niujia Village. A senior woman in the village did a thorough examination of the dwarf and advised the dwarf to pout his buttocks every day, which the senior woman said was good for the child in the womb.

As for Uncle Cow Dung, he seemed to have evaporated from the world, without a trace. The dwarf, who searched for nothing, had to swim in the dark cave every day with his ass pouted, pouting his ass to call Uncle Cow Dung, and pouting his ass and eating pig food to supplement his nutrition.

Men who drink the water of the lake will conceive and give birth earlier than women, and on an unexpected morning, the dwarf is about to give birth. The location is in a dark, damp cave.

At first, the labor pains caused the gnomes to scream and sweat like rain from the rising sun to the moon. The dwarf's voice grew hoarse, and his lips were chapped and bloody, but the roar did not alleviate the slightest pain.

Cauliflower realized that she couldn't delay it any longer, and she handed the dwarf a wooden stick and shouted to the dwarf, "Bite it, hold on, ...... hard."

The dwarf bit down, clenched his teeth, and strained hard, and the labor pains began again.

"Hard, dwarf, hard, dwarf. ”

"It hurts. ”

"Hold on, gnome. The child is born! The child is born!"

In a trance, the dwarf heard the child's cry, and because of exhaustion, the dwarf passed out.

When the dwarf wakes up, the child is by his side.

The baby was still bloodied, the long fetal hair did not completely cover the purple skin, and the placenta on the navel was like a bunch of purple-red internal organs that attracted a few buzzing flies. The child is really dead. Just when the dwarf was grief-stricken and wanted to cry without tears, Cauliflower walked up to the dwarf with two babies in her arms and said to the dwarf, "You have given birth to triplets." ”

The news of the dwarf's pregnancy spread, and the pig farmers in Beicun suddenly realized that people can drink lake water to get pregnant, and sows can of course give birth to piglets by drinking lake water. The village chief, Ben Laden, began to negotiate with the snails, and after discussion, the lake water could be used. But pigs must be taken in exchange. A little piglet for ten cans of lake water.

Because of this, Old Man Li found me. At that time, I had just finished writing a story, and at the end of the story, I noted: This story is wonderful, and twenty banknotes were exchanged.

Our world as early as a thousand years ago invented paper money, also known as money, the inventor of paper money is no one else, is the ancestor of the old man Li, according to him said that the original invention of the ancestors was because of the toilet to take grass leaves to wipe the buttocks, after a long time it is easy to get hemorrhoids, for this reason the ancestors mashed the rare fluorescent grass, made pulp, invented fluorescent paper, later, the ancestors felt that it was too troublesome to exchange items, for example, you don't need anything now, but want to sell your own fruit, for example, you want to exchange a hundred jars for a pig, but the person who sells pigs does not need a hundred jars, even if both parties are willing to exchange, because the weight of the item is also very inconvenientAs a result, rectangular fluorescent banknotes of the same size were born, with the autographs of the two village chiefs printed on them to prevent counterfeiting. In addition, fluorescent grass, the raw material for papermaking, is scarce, which is convenient and rare, so paper money has been well circulated. To this day, people wash their buttocks with water after pooping.

Old man Li hopes that I can help him get a few cans of water from his daughter's lake, and I also hope that he can help me make a kind of ordinary paper, and then write the story on it for my readers to read, so that I can write a longer story, or even write a series of millions of characters in a series of nonsense, if I rely on bamboo slips to write a long story, my cave will be full of orderly bamboo slips, if I accidentally touch a pile of bamboo slips in a long story, it will be a long clean-up project, and no villager is willing to spend a lot of money to make a room of bamboo slips。 If I put the story on paper, it will not only make it easier for people to read, but also wipe their butts. What a good thing that is.

Old man Li promised me, but I had to get him water for my daughter's lake first, so I went to find a snail.