Geniuses are more or less a little flawed, Roshi has a lot of flaws, so many that he looks like a pervert, but fortunately, his genius also looks like a pervert.

From measurement to design to production, it took him less than 24 hours.

I had left his lab the afternoon before, and the next day, before lunch had eaten, he informed me that the new cannon was ready, and asked me to come over and participate in the commissioning.

I've never seen him experiment before, and I've never stopped seeing him have accidents.

The most obvious change is the addition of two huge turbofans, much like the one hanging under the wings of an airplane.

I looked at this big guy and felt very uncertain: "Xuebaxi, how are we going to experiment? nothing will happen, right?"

Roshi tinkered with the device on the cannon and said, "Don't be afraid, as long as you keep up with my pace, there won't be much danger if something happens." ”

As he spoke, he had activated the cannon's steam boiler system, which rumbled in the small laboratory.

I asked him out loud, "How can I keep up with you?"

Roshi replied loudly: "I can predict the occurrence of accidents in time based on experience, if the situation is urgent and there is no time to communicate, you see me running, just follow along." ”

I was still understanding what he meant, Roshi snorted, and then rushed out the door.

I was stupid: "You said you didn't have time to communicate, and when I saw you running, I followed... Could it be ......?"

There was a loud bang, and a huge impact came from behind me, blasting me straight out of a window.

"Ahem, cough, cough~~~" In the ruins of a smoky miasma, I struggled to get up, only to feel that the cracks in the bones of my whole body hurt, and my brain was mixed with sauce.

Roshi ran up to me and asked, "Are you okay?"

My bangs were all broken and deviated, and I couldn't shake them off, so I asked angrily: "Do you think I'm okay?!"

Luo Xi nodded: "It's okay if it's not dead or disabled~"

After saying that, he didn't even look at me a second time, scratched his head and walked into the laboratory where the black smoke had not yet dissipated, and muttered, "How could there be an explosion... ...... shouldn't be"

Didn't that leave me alone? I almost got blown up, okay?!

Coming out of the rubble with a full of anger and stumbling into the laboratory, I shouted angrily to Roshi: "I ask you to learn to respect other people's lives, don't treat others as if they were like you, everyone's life is precious!"

Rosie ignored me, turned and ran out of the lab.

I got angry at his back: "Are you deaf? I'm talking to you......!"

Bang!!!

"Ahem, cough, cough~~~~"

Roshi: "Are you alright?"

Me: "......"

"It's okay to stare at me~ How can it be a double explosion......?

Watching Roshi burrow into the lab again, I picked up a brick from the ground and staggered to follow. Damn, if you don't open you today, I'm sorry for the grievances I suffered.

Entering the house, I vaguely saw the figure of Roshi in the black smoke, just rolled his arms, and before he could take the picture, the thing suddenly turned around and hit me, knocked me to the side, and rushed out without stopping.

This time I understood what was going on, he also had a long memory, and when he went out, he turned around and shouted to me: "Run, this may be quite big~~"

Thundered!!!!

I don't know how big it is, but I spewed it out of the chimney anyway.

Luo Fatzi and the others were attracted by the continuous explosions, and as soon as they arrived at the scene, they asked: "How can this be the case? One day you were fooling around, and the kitchen was dusted." Did you see my leader in the spring? I'll wait for him when lunch is ready. ”

I stretched out my black and gray hand from the roof, and beckoned to Luo Fatzi vigorously, squeezing out a few moans in my throat.

Luo Fatzi raised his head when he heard the voice, and was startled: "Where did the big leopard come from, give me the gun, hurry up and shoot it down!"

I burst into tears, don't ask, grievance......

These goods finally figured out the situation, and saved me with all hands and feet, and in the end, I communicated with the snow fairy myself, and paid the price of the last magic ring, and it used its magic to heal me.

made such a big move, broke into such a big cargo, Roxi's grandson is like no one, and he still has the face to leave me to eat at noon.

Luo Fatzi complained to him on the table: "I said that it was squirting~"

Roshi corrected him: "My name is Roshi-Pesci, you can call me Roshi or Pesci, but don't call me Squirt~"

"I'm talking about spraying dilution, PEI spraying, XI thinning, spraying diligent~"

Roshi: "......"

"I said spraying, how are you doing this to prepare the ground, usually it doesn't matter if it collapses occasionally, this time even the leaders of my family have brought it, and there is a triple collapse, what conditions dare to break into such a big disaster? There is a mine at home?"

I slapped the table: "I can't afford to pay for the mine! Eh, my hands hurt~ Xian'er, you can't use this magic well, let's have another pair~"

Roshi also defended: "Accidents in scientific experiments are inevitable, especially when it comes to the research and development of weapons, and the accident rate is even higher." Besides, I have already agreed with the regiment commander about the precautionary measures, which he did not follow the procedure to evade. If you don't believe me, the same three times, how can I not do anything at all. ”

I pointed at him and scolded: "You are so used to it, anyone can have experience if something happens every day." Besides, why don't you have anything to do? Isn't it obvious that this is the sequelae of the collapse~"

Roshi made his point as he ate: "After these three explosions, I have completely eliminated all the points of failure and can ensure that this situation does not happen again, and in the long run, these three explosions are worth it." ”

"Do you know who I am, and it's worth it to kill me?"

"I didn't want to blow you up, if you ran along, it would be fine, but you were slow to react. ”

"I'm ......"

Roshi frowned suddenly, stood up and walked out, the others didn't know why, only I jumped up almost subconsciously, chased him and rushed out.

Roshi walked briskly and asked me, "What are you doing?"

"Didn't you run out suddenly because there was going to be an explosion?"

"How can eating hot pot explode, I'm just urgent, head of the spring group, you can't be really a pervert, right?"

I wanted to cry without tears: "It was definitely not before, and I won't be able to keep in touch with you in the future." ”

Luo Xi smiled: "Whether you are a pervert or not, this time the reaction is really fast, with such a speed, there is an accident in the next stage of practical operation, I guarantee that you will not die~"

"Still coming?!"

"Yes, today is an empty plane experiment, and I haven't loaded my ammunition yet, otherwise how can the explosion be so small~~~"

I remember that I was going to take the route of armed war pets, but how did this direction of development seem to be closer to suicide bombings?