Chapter 44: The Devil in the Village
I'm a pervert?say I'm a pervert?!Some people think I'm a pervert~
Hehehehehe!
Who am I?
The second generation of North Taihei!
Official savior!
Xianxia, online games, and mirrors are the three dimensions of domination.
I have untold wealth, unimaginable power, my buddies have a bunch of wives and concubines, I have a network of connections and a complex entertainment industry, and under these conditions, some people will still treat me as a pervert?
"But if you're not a pervert, why did you take me for a peep?"
I scoffed at Luo Fatzi's doubts: "First of all, voyeurism is not a perverted behavior, it is a deep thirst for the unknown, just like the fact that students have to enroll in cram schools outside of class, and it is ......"
"Sect Master, don't brainwash first, the fat man knows that you have a habit of aspects, not only me, but everyone in the Xianxia world knows that Mrs. Manrou also helped you hire a doctor behind her back, but the doctors all felt that it could not be cured, and slowly everyone accepted this fact." But today... You carry me to hide in the hut and wait to peep at your ex-fiancée to go to the toilet, this matter does not need to be diagnosed by a doctor, the fat man can be diagnosed, you are a pervert. ”
I pointed at him angrily, but I really didn't know how to scold him, and it was really difficult for outsiders to understand today.
I lowered my body again and asked Luo Fatzi in a low voice: "In the two years I went to the Strange Ability City, did the Spirit Jiao King take you to the online game world for a walk?"
"I'm sure I've been there, it's fun to play, the king has a card over there~"
"Then it must take you to watch the live broadcast, that's its biggest hobby. ”
"Watched, it likes the kind of live broadcast of abusing cats and dogs the most, are you two perverted couple?"
"Then have you ever watched the food big stomach anchor?"
Luo Fatzi thought for a while: "I haven't paid much attention to it, but I have occasionally glanced at it, and it seems that they are all beautiful little girls." ”
At this point, my gaze became extremely sharp: "That's right, they're all little girls with exaggerated meals." So have you ever wondered how they digest it easily after eating so much?"
"What's the problem?!! can also be used as a reason for voyeurism?"
"Cut, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, anyone who has watched the food anchor will have this question, today I will control the food anchor all over the world and solve this mystery!"
Luo Fatzi accompanied me to hide on the roof of the thatched house, it was already night, and I could still see the movement inside by relying on the night vision that I had practiced for several lifetimes.
After a long time, the door of the nearest hut was opened, and from a distance, it looked as if a golden slime had come out, it was none other than my ex-fiancée, Nicole Lord of the Duchy of Teddy.
Of course it will be her, this area is the exclusive territory she asked me for, others are not allowed to enter, this thatched house is also her exclusive use, I didn't expect it, the royal family's habit of pampering and pampering will make it easy for others to be targeted!
Luo Fatzi couldn't bear it: "Sect Master, I'd better forget it, my ex-fiancée is also the Sect Master, your ex-fiancée, if the fat man sees something that shouldn't be seen, if you two reconcile in the future, will I still have a place to live in heaven and earth?"
"Hehe, I know each other well~ It's worthy of being my good buddy, I thought you couldn't react. I didn't want you to follow along, do you understand the stand-in? Today's voyeur background is more complicated, if it is discovered, it will be very troublesome, I brought you here as a stand-in, if it is discovered later, you will say that you are the voyeur, I am the ...... to catch you"
"My day, sect master, is that how you treat me as a buddy?"
"If you don't make a decision, sell your buddy, this is common sense, shh~~ Come here......"
Luo Fatzi immediately turned over and looked at the sky, not daring to look at it, while I narrowed my eyes and licked my lips and waited for the show to play.
Nicole is very tall, but very thin, compared with the plump women of the Principality of Rainer, she is a lot smaller, and even Yunxi, who is perfectly proportioned, looks one size bigger than Nicole. So this makes me even more curious, I can't eat without getting fat, thin but with so much strength, the most important thing is that she eats more than her volume at every meal, is she also the same as Xichun, there is a purple mansion in her body, which can be used to help digestion? This is obviously impossible~
Nicole came to the hut, looked around vigilantly before entering, and made sure that there was nothing abnormal before walking in.
No matter what dimension I go to, no matter how much cultivation I take, my transcendent voyeuristic skills will never be lost.
I lay on the roof of the house, adjusting my breathing to synchronize with the wind and grass around me, and at the same time using exquisite acting techniques to cover my eyes with a layer of tears, so as to prevent the reflection of the eyeballs from being detected by the target, and the slight body fluctuations caused by the heartbeat were also controlled by me, and the tension and relaxation of the muscles were counteracted.
Now I am only a shell, no one can detect my existence, even Luo Fat Man has to often look sideways, he always thinks that I have run away and thrown himself here.
Without further ado, I watched the Lord Nicole enter the thatched house, she gracefully lifted the golden veil, slowly rolled it up, and then took it off the top of her head and put it on the hanger specially prepared for her.
I can't see her front from this angle, I can only vaguely recognize her complexion and the skin of her arms is very delicate, wearing a gold veil for many years, just like walking in a greenhouse, can it be so tender~
Beneath the golden veil was a short-sleeved dress, of course, a golden royal outfit, and she turned her back to me, and then little by little, she removed the last line of defense......
"Come on!!" At this time, a frightened and angry exclamation suddenly sounded in the silent village: "Come on, everyone come, bring knives and guns~"
It's over, it's been discovered, I didn't expect the villagers here to be so strict with the voyeurs, are the knives and guns on it?
I glanced at the fat man Luo with a pale face, fat man, fat man, you always quarrel to be loyal to me, today's opportunity has come!
Fat Luo realized the tragedy that was about to happen, bit his lip and nodded vigorously.
"Hurry ~ Everyone, come on, bring knives and guns, bring crosses and garlic. ”
Huh, cross garlic, and what kind of posture is this?
"And dog blood pig dung, bring it all with you. ”
Luo Fatzi was anxious: "Damn, what kind of strange things are these, what do they want to do to me?!"
I hurriedly covered his mouth, don't expose it, what if there is still a glimmer of life, listening to what they want to bring, I can't bear to let Luo Fatzi suffer that crime.
Fortunately, Fat Luo's voice was not noticed by Nicole, she also heard the movement outside, and when I looked down again, she was already dressed again and ran out.
The lights were bright in the distance, and many villagers ran out with oil lamps and gathered in one place to study something.
It didn't look like they were coming to us, it turned out to be a misunderstanding, and it wasn't our voyeurism that was discovered.
Luo Fatzi and I breathed a sigh of relief, jumped out of the hut, and went around in a circle to the gathering place of the villagers.
As soon as I appeared, I immediately became the centerpiece.
Everyone looked at me, and the village chief led two sturdy men with steam guns to walk towards me.
It could be seen that the village chief was forced to calm down, and he said to me with shortness of breath: "Leader of the Spring Festival, something is wrong, we need the strength of your spring outing group." ”
I nodded: "Everyone's own people, just say that, what happened? Looking at everyone's posture, is there going to be a fight?"
The villagers have guns, those who don't have guns and forks and machetes, and those who hold crosses and carry braided garlic, and those who carry stinking dog blood and pig dung.
The village chief said: "I have heard reports from the villagers, and I have just seen with my own eyes that there is a demon at the west end of the village!!
As soon as the word demon came out, the villagers immediately became agitated, and I was also scared, the demon?!!!
"What... What is a demon?" I asked the village chief blankly.
The village chief was so anxious that he stomped his feet: "Don't joke at this time, my group leader, of course the demon is a devil from hell, everyone knows that it is a group of filthy and evil existences, do you still want to talk about conditions? Okay, everything is easy to say, as long as you help us expel the demon, we can even... I can even give you minerals from the village~"
Some villagers reminded: "No, village chief, that mine is our biggest secret, and it is our hope to become rich and strong~"
"There is a demon, everyone is dead, and if you can't survive, you can talk about any hope of prosperity and strength. The village chief almost knelt down for me: "Leader of the Spring Festival, please save us." ”
Looking at their emotions, to be honest, I don't know the bottom in my heart, the demon seems to be very powerful, can we really deal with it with our current strength?
Nicole Beiguo and the others, who came before us, also had very bad faces, as if they knew the power of the demons that the villagers said.
I know that the danger must not be too cowardly, otherwise I will not be able to lead the team and control this village.
I asked Nicole, "Do you know the details of the demons, how powerful are they, what are their strengths and weaknesses, whether they are stronger or weaker than the two Great Danish pursuers?" ”
I gave an intuitive comparison object, the northern country has seen and heard a lot, and it is easy to give the answer after referring to it: "According to records, demons have often appeared in history, but they have not appeared in the last few thousand years, if it is a real hell demon, it will be divided into many levels, if it is the one that appears the most in history and has the weakest strength, it is ten times stronger than the pursuers of Great Dan......"
"Ten times ......," I muttered, "If it's ten times, we should still be able to deal with it." ”
This is not my bragging, we didn't have much effort to deal with the Great Dan pursuers in the first place, and our overall strength has been greatly improved these days, and with the help of these villagers, it shouldn't be difficult to fight against the demons who are ten times stronger.
"Okay, then I'll try, go meet that demon for a while!"
The village chief rejoiced: "Really? That's great, quick, help Lord Naochun smear the dog's blood and pig dung." ”
"What the hell are you going to do?!"
"Dog blood pig dung, it's the most effective enchantment material against demons, bring the cross too, come, and eat two more garlic!"