Chapter 1 Meritorious Enhancement of the Lord
People want to save face, some of them are earned by themselves, some are given by others, and some are specially used to lose. Vertex updates are the fastest
I've been very embarrassed recently, for work, I almost fell into a catastrophe, not to mention, my wife was harassed at home, my children didn't recognize my father, my brothers and friends couldn't take care of me, and even the prisoners in prison sympathized with me.
Fortunately, all the troubles are temporary, and as the official savior, I sacrificed myself to subdue the demons, and such a great feat is enough to move the heavens and the earth. Therefore, even though Liu Lao Liu repeatedly expressed openly and secretly that he didn't want to let me out and planned to change to a savior, he couldn't bear the people's petitions from the Heavenly Court Demon Realm, plus the three dimensions of Xianxia, online games, and mirrors.
Under heavy pressure, Liu Lao Liu very reluctantly used the authority of Tiantiao and the Jade Emperor to resurrect the Heavenly Dao incarnation of the Three Kings who died with me, and together with Lao Li Tou'er, he replaced me as the eye of the Ten Thousand Dragons Array. As the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao, they have an unshirkable responsibility to take on this task.
After getting out of the Ten Thousand Dragons Array, I regained my freedom, and so far, I have finally successfully completed the task of saving the world in the mirror world, and once again maintained the stability of the divine power and the peace of the people.
Ah no, there is one more thing that has not been dealt with, that is, with the collapse of Guo Huangcheng's conspiracy, Satan was suppressed, and according to custom, I was named the master of this mirror world.
The so-called juggernaut, which is equivalent to the chief executive of the special administrative region, has more priority than the heavenly court in terms of management, but this dimension is very different from the Xianxia online game, and I encountered a lot of resistance in the early days of my lordship, and the source of resistance is the human civilization of this yuan.
Sitting in front of me, this man in a suit and leather shoes, with a big belly, combed his back and a red face, actually claimed to be the leader of human civilization, the secretary general of the United Civilization.
What is the United Civilizations? I've been here for two years, and I've never heard of it. And what kind of secretary general, listening to the title of the position, it should be the old man in Europe and the United States, the three fat men in East Asia, or the old master in the locals, how can it not be such a virtuous person.
Besides, I have known this person before~~
"Aren't you the mayor of Beitai Town?When did you become the secretary general of the United Civilization?Hey, you are middle-aged and unambitious, and you want to be promoted and want to go crazy~ Why don't I lend you Guo Huangcheng's previous team, cooperate with the good show for a few days, and help you have a dream trip?"
My old boss, the mayor of Beitai Town, smiled and said to me very politely: "You are really humorous, but you can't blame you for doubting that our organization is indeed quite mysterious, not to mention that ordinary people don't know about it, and the leaders of various countries in the human race and the organization of the supernatural people don't know either." ”
I summed it up: "Translated as what no one knows, brother, are you playing around with me? No wonder the people from the Abnormal Human Research Center will follow you, they are going to arrest you and take your medicine, right?"
The mayor smiled apologetically: "I'm really embarrassed, our organization has an eternal inheritance and never reveals its identity to the outside world, so I don't know how to introduce it, but you don't believe me, you should believe these two~"
He was referring to the inhuman central commander Ami and her sister Butterfly, who came with him.
I laughed, "You've thought too much, and now I'd rather trust you than them." ”
Ameya Butterfly saluted me together: "United Civilization Organization Inquisitor, Ameya Butterfly, I would like to pay the highest respect to the official savior of the Heavenly Court!"
My yin and yang weird add: "And the saddest of mourning?"
Ami smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, we don't want to lie to you, in fact, we know your identity from the very beginning, get close to you in various ways, and help you as much as possible in secret, and when we have to, we have to deceive you with a false identity, but that's not a deception, we do have multiple identities in the human and paranormal organizations." ”
The sub-butterfly has completed its evolution, and as I guessed, it really hasn't become much prettier. She smiled a little stiffly and added, "But to be honest, it's a spring... Your tactics are too clever, my lord, and we really can't keep up with the pace, except for the occasional tip-off, and as a third party to help advance the situation, we have not been able to do anything useful. ”
I blew my nails: "Okay, okay, I should have guessed that there should be such a balanced existence in this world between the supernatural and the human civilization, and your task is to maintain the coexistence of human and supernatural in secret." As for permissions and abilities... It should be Heavenly Court supporting you behind you, so we are colleagues?"
The mayor of the town stood up and bowed, and the tone of his salutation also changed: "Xiaoxian has not been admitted to the gods, and since ancient times, he has only acted in accordance with the will of the gods of the heavenly court, and he only blames Xiaoxian for being incompetent and unable to break the Gaia Rebellion, so he has to bother the immortals to descend to earth." ”
I snorted: "Don't exalt yourself, I guess you are a messenger, and Heavenly Court is really smart, and it maintains the balance of dimensional civilization by supporting an organization of your nature." ”
The mayor of the town said solemnly: "As Shangxian said, this time the civilization structure of Yuan is complex and sensitive, and it must be controlled by us in secret. It's hard to put it into practice~"
"Can't I think of such a thing?
The mayor hurriedly apologized: "Xiaoxian doesn't dare, Xiaoxian doesn't dare, just according to the request of Heavenly Court, I will remind you." ”
This thing is obvious.,The world of supernatural abilities is based on human civilization.,After excluding the threat of the alien race and the demons of the otherworld.,It's completely possible to achieve good independent development.,It's completely redundant to have a master like me.,If I have to intervene in the divine power.,Properly I have to set off a war between man and god that is no less than the level of annihilation.,What kind of virtue do human politicians have?,I'm simply too numerous.,They will never recognize my identity.。
"Liu Lao Liu!" I suddenly slapped the table: "Come out for me!"
The mayor was taken aback: "Jade... The Jade Emperor is here?"
I continued to shout: "Liu Laoliu, if you don't come out again, believe it or not, I really intervened in the mirror world? Anyway, the rules of Heaven and Heaven are allowed, so I will see if you will have a headache at that time." ”
"Don't don't, don't, there's something to say~~~" The big wardrobe in the room was opened, and Liu Lao Liu jumped out of it: "Na, didn't I come out, you dissipate your anger~~~"
The mayor was stunned: "Jade Emperor... How are you in my big closet?"
Liu Laoliu stood up with his eyes: "What are you afraid of in your closet, your wife is not at home!"
The mayor was even more surprised: "How do you know that my wife is not at home?!"
"Uh......" Liu Lao Liu was speechless when he was asked, so he could only turn the topic to my side: "Hehe, don't blame the sixth brother for not giving face, I dragged you out a while ago, it's really too much pressure from the heavenly court, those old-school old antiques don't say that you are a good master, and if you continue like this, sooner or later you will turn the sky upside down, I believe you very much, but I can't ignore the feelings of those old guys......"
As soon as Liu Laoliu opened his mouth, he chattered and explained, probably meaning that there has never been an immortal in history who can be awarded the title of the three dimensions, this powerful position, with Liu Laoliu, the newly appointed Jade Emperor, is really a bit uncontrollable.
In fact, I also beat the drum in my heart after this award, I played a little big, and the gun shot the first bird, and it is impossible for my colleagues and bosses not to be taboo, this kind of common sense problem can be understood by anyone who has worked in a supermarket restaurant for two years.
I said bluntly: "If others don't worry, you should understand me, so let's not embarrass you, but also leave a way out for myself, I will resign from the official position of savior when I turn around, and you can also take back the divine position, but I can't let go of the power of the dimensional master of the Heavenly Dao reward." You see if this will work, you can't move the Xianxia online game, this mirror world, combined with the actual situation, as long as I am in the territory of Beitai, what happens in other regions, my dominance will definitely not interfere. ”
Liu Lao Liu let out a sigh: "You still understand the difficulties of the sixth brother, those old guys just don't want you to make new contributions, it's best if you can take the initiative to resign from public office, but now is not the time." ”
"What do you mean?"
"Let's say okay, you still have to help us get the Heavenly Dao body back, and you will resign after this is done. ”
I snorted: "Come less, it's you who are suspicious of me, and you are the ones who don't want me to work.
"That's ......"
"Don't listen!"
"I can open a condition~"
"Don't accept it!"
"You helped me do this~~"
"Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen!!"
"I let your children forget me through theocracy. ”
"It's a deal!"