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After spending a long time in an environment where there are few men, you can be friends with the heinous devils.

Since I personally acted as the eye of the formation, cast the strongest version of the Ten Thousand Dragons Array in history, and suppressed the Western Demon Satan, I and Satan don't want to go out, and no one else can come in, except for the occasional phone call with me through the Immortal Law on the Heavenly Court, telling me that I am still looking for a stand-in for the Formation Eye, most of the rest of the time is our old brothers as each other's company.

In any environment, after a long time, there are more rules. Recently, in order to make it easier for Satan to accompany me to relieve my boredom, I no longer let him be tortured by Wanlong without limit. I ordered him to go to the Golden Dragon King from 9 to 5 every day to make a check-in, listen to the Dragon King's preaching of the Heavenly Precepts, and then recite the rules and restrictions I set during the town, and then clean up my territory.

Satan, whose demonic skills were suppressed by the Ten Thousand Dragons Formation, did not dare to have extra thoughts, compared with the tossing and torment of the dragons every day at the beginning, the current days are a bit down and undignified, but the rules are comfortable and leisurely, and occasionally I can be summoned to accompany me to improve my life, what do you want to pursue this day~

Today, after Satan finished playing the card, he was summoned by me from the prison area, and the two dragons personally detained him in place, and I asked him to sit down, and accompanied me while playing chess and chatting, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious.

"Fuck your uncle, aren't you playing tricks again?"

"No... I didn't, you painted five strokes of you, how can you play it?"

"Why did you lose if you didn't play it? Mock me, isn't it? The subtext is not calling me stupid, scolding me for being mentally retarded, and scolding me for being a cuckold!"

"Discipline you in the spring, spare me, I really didn't~"

"Hard mouth, hard mouth, hard mouth, I'll let you mouth~~~ Don't hide your head and stick over, I'll make your mouth hard!!"

Satan's long golden hair has been shaved bald by me, and the big white bald man has a red scalp from being slapped by me.

Satan didn't let me insult me today, and after a few blows on the head, he stood up in a stubborn way.

I was stunned: "Eh, it~ What do you want to do?"

The two dragons on duty who were playing checkers on the side also flew over and asked in unison, "What's wrong?"

Recently, I've been idle, except for bullying Satan, just teaching these dragons to speak. It's really uncomfortable, I have cultivated a few Lingjiao kings in total, but unfortunately they can speak, and they are also two words and two words, but they don't have the wave energy of Lingjiao my king.

Satan was yelled at by us, and the stubbornness that he had just held back was dissipated at once, and he sat down in a gloomy manner, his head drooping: "Beat it, how happy you are, you are also a living nest." ”

"You, you, you... You are bold! Who is the!"

Satan smiled miserably and looked at me with pity: "Quite a big savior, counting the newly canonized mirror master, is already the master of the three dimensions, such a noble status, you can't enjoy the glory, and you guard the nest in the festival all day long, these are where your priesthood is, and it's nothing, but your wife and children are called by other men all day long, you don't nest, the nest is aggrieved for you." So if you want to fight, you can fight, if taking the nest out of the air can make you more comfortable, the nest is also willing to fulfill, after all, are they all men~~~"

I rushed to the top of my head with a puff of anger, and was about to spill it, when there was a surge of divine power, it was someone in the heavenly court who asked me for a communication.

After calculating the time, it should be my family's bedtime phone, I adjusted my mood, opened up the permissions, and let the communication consciousness come in.

A picture transmitted through the artifact manufacturing lit up in front of me, Man Rou Xichun took off her makeup and sat in front of the camera in her pajamas, behind them stood Wan Pei and Yelu dressed as maidservants, and the second daughter held my two children.

As soon as the picture stabilized, my image also appeared in front of them, and the children greeted them with a sigh: "The child greets his father~"

Then Manrou greeted me, and then Xichun, Manrou didn't allow Wanpei and Yelu to talk to me casually, and they were used to it, and secretly made faces and jokes with me in the back.

I asked my eldest daughter Xiyuan: "How did you get it? Tired like this, say! Is it crazy to be led out by Liu Lao Liu again!"

The child is not afraid of his father, Xi Yuan's big eyes glanced at me, and said perfunctorily: "Daddy Liu took us to the online game world to play somatosensory games~"

I was angry: "Didn't I tell you to study hard and cultivate hard, don't play games, don't contact Liu Lao Liu, and don't call him Daddy Liu!"

The youngest son Xixi shouted at me: "You know in one day that this is not allowed and that is not allowed, and we don't know you! Who wants to listen to you!"

I was angry and sad by what he said, and people who had never lost in their mouths couldn't say a word of rebuttal in front of the child's reprimand.

Manrou hurriedly persuaded: "Don't be angry, the concubine will increase the family discipline of the young masters tomorrow......"

I snorted sourly: "I'm not around, you can't protect yourself, how can you restrain the child, the more you resist, the happier Liu Lao Liu will be......"

Xichun was puzzled: "What a good person godfather, why can't you get along peacefully in the spring?"

This old king, one set in front of one person and one set in the back, except for the parties who were harmed by him, everyone else felt that he was the heart of the bodhisattva who was the embodiment of righteousness.

"If you don't know anything, say less!" Manrou reprimanded Xichun, and said to me: "In the end, it has to be my husband who comes back soon, without you by my side, don't say that Liu Lao Liu always teases us for fun, and even those young people don't take our family seriously anymore." ”

Liu Lao Liu is also okay, no matter what people say, he is also the Jade Emperor, the leader of the Heavenly Court, and my Bole mentor, and I still have a good friendship with my father. But apart from him, in this heaven and earth, who dares not to take me into account?

"Who are you talking about? Lingjiao? I guess it must be it, and its expansion space is too big for me to fit. ”

Xichun pouted: "Ling'er is not, Ling'er is very well-behaved!"

Man Rou pretended to hesitate, and then said after a moment: "It's Luo Yonghao, the sect master of the Sword Sect that you personally sealed, husband~"

"Fat Luo, what's wrong with you?"

"I don't care what he is, the concubine has been familiar with him for a long time, and it's nothing to be unreasonable on weekdays, after all, it's your favorite general, but he... He turned out to be unreasonable to Xi'er. ”

I looked at Xichun: "Why are you unreasonable?"

The youngest son shouted: "Xi'er is me, I am Xi'er, you are really not your father, you don't know me!!"

I really don't blame the kid for picking on me, look at this mistake.

Xiyuan Xixi kicked and cried, and had to go back to the room, Manrou couldn't help but coax Xichun, so she had no choice but to hug it. The little trick succeeded, and the two little rabbit cubs were very proud, and ordered Wanpei: "Send us to Daddy Liu's place, listen to him tell a bad joke before going to sleep." ”

I exclaimed: "Liu Lao Liu lives in our house?"

Manrou looked at me helplessly: "We live in the heavenly court, otherwise how can we meet you every day, and the concubine is also worried that Liu Lao Liu will not care about finding a substitute for you, so she will stare at it closely." ”

I glanced at Satan, who was shaking his head and sighing, and he was right, I was a coward. When I get out this time, I must settle my family no matter what, and I must not let them be disturbed undeservedly again.

I talked to Manrou about Luo Fatzi again, and Manrou said that she wanted our son Xixi to be the leader of the Dragon Sect a while ago, but Luo Fatzi blocked this matter with the authority of the sect master.

When Manrou said this, I observed Xichun's expression and found that her big eyes were dripping and rolling, obviously with good intentions.

Man Rou was a little annoyed: "Who doesn't know Xianxia, the concubine is the holy daughter of your husband, and she has the right to dominate, no matter how great the power of the sect master of Ta Luo is, he can't refute the decision of the concubine, this is still a major matter involving the door of the Manyue Mansion, the concubine sees that he has forgotten his roots, and with the gold medal issued by the husband, he wants to press our Manyue Mansion under his sect!"

I said in my heart that your hat is too casual, who doesn't know that you are worried about helping Xixi take the right of her sister, and Luo Fatzi is the one who will take the cylinder for me.

In the two years when I went to the online game to save the world, Man Rou abolished the position of Luo Fatzi's suzerain once in order to suppress Xichun and Xiyuan, this time if there is no gold medal for my death-free, let alone the position of suzerain, he probably won't even be able to save his life.

I understand Manrou's cautious attitude in this regard, and I know that I can't persuade him: "Don't pursue this matter, Mrs. Xiyuan is the eldest daughter of Manyue Mansion, and she is the young master of Huilong who has received the gift of the four palaces, Xixi is inconvenient to replace, I will put the team of the Sichun Alliance of the online game world together well, and wait for Xi'er to let him go there to take the helm, boy, it's better to go out and learn more and learn more." ”

Manrou and I clearly wanted to ask for a position for Xixi that was not inferior to Xiyuan, and when she saw that I was relieved and willing to hand over the position of power in another dimension to her son, she finally breathed a sigh of relief with satisfaction and readily agreed.

Manrou followed her heart, Xichun did something again, she pleaded with Manrou in a strange way: "Madame, my Ling'er, I have been pleading with me through the back door recently, it's about Luo Fatzi's dog slave......"

Manrou interrupted her with a look in her eyes.

I angrily questioned Manrou: "You, you, what's wrong with Luo Fat again? That's my buddy, you don't give face with my death-free gold medal?!"

Man Rou defended: "The concubine has not done anything inconvenient to Sect Master Luo~"

I pointed to Xichun: "Tell me, what's wrong with Fat Luo? Even the Lingjiao King has moved out, it can't be okay!"

Xichun's expression was strange: "Actually, it's really not a good thing or a bad thing, after Luo Da Pang rejected Mrs. to change the young master's decree, Mrs. remembered that he was loyal to you in Naochun, so he kept selecting wonderful people from Birthday Huazhou, and gave him a concubine room every three or five days, and also ordered him to have a house within the year after taking a concubine." ”

Manrou is too ruthless, isn't it? Choose a concubine for Luo Fatzi to marry from Birthday Huazhou, Birthday China is the hometown of Zhu Xian'er, where women are fat and beautiful, what wonderful people can be. Although Luo Fatzi is messy, he has always been tricky about quality, and Manrou treats him like this, which is tantamount to torture.

I can't ignore my brother's suffering, it's a good intercession for Luo Fat, Man Roucai promised not to give him marriage in the future, but there is no way to include it in the side room, there is no way to do it, the patriarchal law has regulations, unless there is a big fault, the sect master cannot divorce his wife and concubine at will.

I'm separated from them by a dimension now, so I can only help here, but I won't watch my brother suffer, and when I go out, I'll find the underworld to help Luo Fat Man accommodate him and take those wonderful people away in advance!

After finishing business, I drove Satan away and wanted to play a video ambiguous game with Manrou Xichun.

The two of them couldn't stand my pestering and long-winded, twisting and pinching cooperation.

I said don't be embarrassed if you're an old husband and wife, come on, I'll take it off first!

Just as I was about to dew point, the door on the other end of the video was kicked open. Man Rou was shocked and hurriedly covered up her naked dress, and I hurriedly squatted under the video camera.

You don't have to look at me to guess what's going on: "Liu Laoliu, my grandmother, is there a person like you?!

Liu Lao Liu was wearing cartoon pajamas and a cute nighthat, and as soon as he entered the room, he squinted his eyes and aimed at Man Rou Xichun, and after looking at it for a long time, he didn't see any specific content, and then he said to me happily: "Don't know what's wrong, Dad is in a hurry to report to you so he is not informal." ”

"How big can you break into someone else's wife's bedroom?!"

"The stand-in of the array eye has been found, isn't it a big deal?"