Chapter 154: Helpless
Do you think it's hard to stop me? Do you think this will target me? I'm a savior, the kind of spell that knows how to spell, if you don't believe me, I'll show you a spell now!
Please let me clear my throat~
cough cough cough ~~~
Please let me adjust my emotions~
Well~~~~~~
Start the beat, no spit!
One!
Slap, slap, slap, smack~
One, seven, got! seven!
Smack, smack, smack~
Two!seven!fourteen~
Slap, slap, slap, smack~
Three, seven, twenty-one~
Slap, slap, slap, smack~
At four o'clock in the morning, I opened the door of the boys' dormitory in advance and worked hard to review the cultural class in a corner of the playground at night.
I just found a little bit of a feeling of campus life, and I have to do something to disgust me right away, students hate exams the most, don't you know? This kind of behavior is very detrimental to the healthy growth of teenagers, don't you know?!
I circled around the single parallel bars court and patted my thighs to review the multiplication formula, and after a while, I felt that the world was spinning and my heart was impetuous.
I was about to give up, and the Wen brothers also slipped out.
I said, what are you two running out for?
The second wolf breathed a sigh of relief when he saw me: "Benefactor, it's okay if you're okay, I'll get up to pee and see that there is no one in your room, I'm afraid you won't be able to open it for a while~"
I kicked him in the ass: "I've got an egg I can't think of!"
The big wolf tugged on the clothes of the second wolf: "The benefactor is fine, let's go back~ I don't worry about him alone." ”
The second wolf didn't take it seriously: "We are not alone in this benefactor, don't worry~"
The big wolf squeaked quietly: "I didn't say he ......"
Neither of us paid attention to him, and I complained to the second wolf: "I'm about to take the exam, I've been running outside for so many years, and the little ink in my stomach has already been returned to the teacher and aunt, so don't hurry up and review a wave, otherwise there will be no bottom in the psychology~"
The second wolf sighed: "How's the review?"
"How many times does it take to get four-seven?"
“......”
In the end, I was persuaded by the two wolves to go back to sleep back to Longjue, he said that if I can memorize the multiplication formula, it will not have much impact if I review or not, it is better to sleep well, and find a way to find a way to public relations~
I said yes, brother, now I can think of public relations~ I really didn't cultivate you in vain.
The second wolf scratched his head embarrassedly, saying that he was also forced, and he didn't know what to do. Then the two of us studied all the way to the end of the four or seven, and returned to the dormitory.
I was absent-minded in the morning's big class, and at lunchtime, more than a few class cadres surrounded me and greeted me with a cold greeting.
"This dish is cold, right? I'll give you hot ~"
"This dish is hot, right? I'll blow it for you~"
I said you can't see that I'm worried? Shh
Zhu Ba was overjoyed: "Squad leader, if you don't eat it, I can eat it~"
Several other pig fairies also volunteered, I pushed the plate to the side, and several pig fairies hugged each other.
The food over there was a lot of food, and Fatty Mei cared about me: "What's the matter, classmate Chun?
I played with chopsticks and my eyes straightened: "No ......"
Two senior seniors passed by my dining table, and I heard them whisper: "See, it's him, the only one in the technical school with a bachelor's degree." ”
"I heard about it, but the Academic Affairs Office couldn't get a paper suitable for him, and I heard that I went to a regular full-time university outside to ask for help from others. ”
"Tut-tut, the treatment is high, this person is really hot~"
I'm really on fire~
The words of the two completely broke the last line of defense in my heart, and I looked up at the sky forty-five degrees, trying not to let my tears fall......
Fatty Mei smiled: "You don't have to be embarrassed, there are a few people who come to the technical school with good academic performance, and if you are not sure, the teacher can help you." ”
I saw a glimmer of hope in my despair: "How can you help me?"
"I've opened another cram school, you can sign up~"
"Is there a cram school for cultural classes?
Fatty Mei shook her head: "The teacher graduated from secondary school, how can I give you a tutoring for this college student, it is an advanced training class for chefs, as long as you come to participate, the teacher will help you get a chef grade certificate, so you can find a job after being expelled~"
This time I lay down at the table and let the tears flow. Zhu Ba greeted: "Squad leader!! I use chopsticks ~~~"
Ruthless and unrighteous~~ Helpless~~
If I don't pass the exam, I will be expelled from school and kicked out of Little Macau, and if I leave Little Macau, I will fall into the endless entanglement of the debt collection army, and my mission to save the world will be catastrophic.
Oh my God~~ This mission to save the world is destined to end in this survey~
So you must remember that this world was destroyed because of the exam~~
"Spring classmates, spring classmates!!"
Someone knocked on my desk, I dried my snot and looked up, and I saw Yang Jian, the director of my iron fan disciple training department.
Yang Jian always had a black face in public places: "Come with me, there is something I want you to cooperate with the investigation!"
I thought to myself that something must have gone wrong in the field again, so I shrugged my head and walked with him. Many of the classmates in the cafeteria were happy to see that I was unlucky, pointing fingers one by one, but without exception, I was immediately targeted by Zhu Xian'er, and I could only push my dinner plate in front of Zhu Xian'er, so that I could be considered decent.
In Yangjian's office, he asked me nervously: "Idol, someone is behind the ghost against you in the exam, what should I do, I really can't intervene in the Academic Affairs Office, I am a mortal enemy with their director." ”
It turned out that it was because of this matter that worried me, and my heart warmed and moved slightly.
"Hey~ Resign yourself to fate, they know my relationship with you, and they have failed several times, and if they make a move again this time, they will naturally take you into account. ”
Yang Jian grabbed my hand and said, "Let's sharpen our guns in battle, maybe there will be a chance~"
I smiled weakly: "The key is who can teach me~ Hey, now I realize how hard a single dog with a gun and nowhere to grind~"
Yang Jian patted his chest and said, "I can let you grind~"
"Huh?"
"I used to open a training institution, although I don't have a diploma, but I am the best at coping with exams, not to mention how many master's students I have brought out for an undergraduate examination!"
This time I really grabbed at the straw: "Really, brother, then you saved my life, when are we going to start? How can you help me?"
"Without further ado, school has to start today. That's right, what about me, I ran a training class outside of class in my spare time, you sign up for it, it's best to pull a few more classmates, and I'll give you a discount. ”