Chapter 155: A false alarm
I always thought that Yang Jian was a very affectionate person, but I didn't expect that there was no humanity in the field of supplementary classes.
If you can't afford to fall into the pit, don't blame others for taking advantage of others, a cram school of 500 per class, I'll report!
There are also Wen brothers and Oiran who signed up with me, it's a shame to spread the news, these are all in-service teachers in my school, they all have to go to school to make up classes, which student can rest assured that they can teach?
After school, I took the accompanying trio to Yangjian's villa to go to class, and he was a little unhappy that I, the head of the class, didn't work hard, and there were fewer people.
He wronged me, I really helped him publicize, not only the pig fairy in this class, but also the first year of the entire chef major, I can talk to Amway, and my classmates are willing to give me this face, but I never expected that this matter would be known to Feimei and several other class teachers.
Now the whole department exploded, and they made it clear in the classroom that no one was allowed to apply for a cram school other than the head teacher, saying that the school had a burden reduction system and could not increase the extracurricular pressure on the students. Fei Mei said that if everyone is really willing to study, she can sacrifice a little more time and start another interest group, which will not charge tuition, just pay 2,000 a month for activities.
I explained the reason to Yang Jian, saying that I could bring them here today, and I was taking a big risk.
Yang Jian expressed his understanding and resentment at the same time: "Hmph! They are all a group of sanctimonious money fans, how can they have a little gardener spirit, and they want to compete for that little bit of make-up resources when they open their eyes and close their eyes! Come, pay your make-up fees first, and pay one for three." ”
I thought to myself, why are you afraid we'll run away?
As soon as I entered the small classroom converted into a living room, I was even more convinced of my conjecture, there were only four of us students, and we were afraid that we would run away if we collected the money first.
The environment is good, there is a sofa and tea, and the foreign sword gives us a fruit plate, and is complacent: "How about it, I have more conscience than their cram schools~"
I said that the most expensive section of the people is only 200, and you charge 500 for a section, and you will give the platform a small package package, which is still called conscience?
Yang Jian pretended to be unhappy: "I have real talent to learn~"
"Then you should hurry up and go to class, there are six days before the exam~~~"
Yang Jian snapped his fingers: "Then go to class~~~"
At the beginning of the tutoring, Yang Jian first showed us the photos of his previous training institutions to prove his qualifications. As can be seen from the photographic materials, he did have two previous hits, and Obama Bush Jr. Saddam Hussein was trained in his institution.
I said that the main training specialty of your organization is PS, right? How can Trump and Saddam Hussein be at the same table?
Yang Jian said that they were studying the relationship between leaders and leaders.
Don't brag about it, how many years has Saddam Hussein been dead, and it's still about learning, is it a conjuring spirit~
Yang Jian smiled mysteriously: "Who said that Saddam Hussein is really dead?"
I thought he was really unreliable, and I was so angry that I immediately wanted to leave, and the Oiran persuaded me that after the money was paid, I should listen to cross talk.
I'm also depressed on this day, and I'm idle when I'm idle, so let's see what tricks he can blow. We knocked melon seeds and tea, and Yang Jian began his formal course.
"This test is not absolutely accidental, in the history of Beitai Technical School, there have been dozens of tests of this model, but the purpose is the same, that is, to expel the target students through this form, the school rules do not allow academic fraud, this method is the easiest to use the school rules to achieve private purposes. ”
"Fortunately, since we have historical experience, we can learn from it, I checked the data files of previous years, and found that the questions of the test are basically the same pattern, and there is not much change, in other words, you have signed up for my cram school, and this test is equivalent to an open-book exam for you!"
It's such a, we can't help but cheer.
Yang Jian reminded with a smile: "Everyone should cheer and celebrate, but please calm down, your situation is special, different from them?"
I was stepping on the coffee table, holding a bucket of mineral water as a champagne spray, and I was stunned on the spot when I heard the words of the sword, my cheeks were wet, and I didn't know if it was mineral water or tears.
Yang Jian was frightened by my appearance, and hurriedly added: "Although your situation is special, there will be someone from the Academic Affairs Office to target the questions, but don't be afraid, isn't there still me here, the rules of the examination are invigilated by the Discipline Office of the Academic Affairs Office, and I will definitely arrange it for you clearly." ”
I cried and said, "How do you arrange for me? Can you make my expulsion certificate look better?"
Yang Jian said proudly: "I said that I am running an institution, a good educational institution, and its strength is no worse than that of a first-class famous school, we are just not in the system." Let me tell you this, with my years of experience, any exam question paper will not be difficult for me!"
Yang Jian would never dare to talk nonsense about this, it would be tantamount to harming me, but I was still a little worried: "But will the people who target me let us pass the test so easily?"
Yang Jian said: "The Academic Affairs Office will definitely arrange teachers to cooperate with the invigilator, but don't worry, even if I don't have the opportunity to help you answer the questions in person, I can also influence their mental behavior through my abilities, create space for us, and help you solve the questions!"
I let out a sigh of relief: "I see, I said it earlier, it made me worry in vain." ”
"I still have to worry about it, because I can solve your problem, but I will be unable to do anything about the exam of the three of them, although it is an open book, but in the last few days, there is also a lot of homework to do, and if you don't do it well, you will still be in danger of being expelled. ”
Oiran was still smiling proudly with a cigarette pouch, and the Wen brothers held hands and circled around her, but this time it was their turn to froze.
I took mineral water and threw it in their faces: "Come, learn to hide your tears~"
Yoken asked us to calm down and sit back down, and he began to introduce the usual pattern of the regular test to the accompanying trio.
"Technical school students generally don't have high academic qualifications, what kind of diploma are the three of you applying?"
The big wolf and the second wolf said it was high school, and the Oiran said it was junior high school. The two werewolves laughed at her: "Hahaha, you can really blow!"
Yang Jian's expression was calm: "The beauty salon students with a junior high school degree only test the language in the final exam, after all, if you want to go to a service position in the future, mathematics, physics and chemistry are useless, and the Academic Affairs Office will not dare to do it too obviously if you want to embarrass people." So how is your language level?"
Oiran lowered his head embarrassedly: "They both said that I have been blowing for five or six years in the first Chinese......"
"Hmm... This is not easy to do, the main test paper of the middle school diploma of beauty salon professional is written in Chinese, your foundation is too thin, and it is difficult to learn and memorize~"
Oiran looked up sharply: "What did you say about the test?"
"Text... Classical Chinese ......"
Oiran excited: "Do you write silently?"
"Uh... There are full text dictation, as well as fill-in-the-blank correction and choice judgment. ”
"I can do it!"
"Huh?"
"I speak Chinese, I can do it. ”
Yang Jian didn't believe it: "Don't be kidding, how can your elementary school level be Chinese, don't confuse classical Chinese with ancient poetry." ”
Oiran stood up, took a puff of cigarette and recited leisurely: "Chirp chirp, Mulan is a household weaver." I don't hear the sound of the machine, but I hear the woman sighing......"
A classical Chinese poem was recited in a subdued tone, and Yang Jian exclaimed: "What a song with a rhyme and a rhyme of Mulan!"
Oiran did not respond, but adjusted his mood slightly, and recited tactfully: "The mountain is not high, and if there is a fairy, it is famous." The water is not deep, and if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual. Si is a burrow, but Wu Dexin. The moss marks are green, and the grass is green. There is a great deal of talk and laughter, and there is no vain correspondence......"
Yang Jian nodded and admired: "The mountains and flowing water, the clouds are light and the wind is light, this is exactly the Burrow." ”
Oiran holds his hands up, this gesture shows the ancient legacy: "The first emperor did not start a business and the middle way collapsed, and today he is under three points......"
"Full of Akagi Teacher!" Yang Jian was emotional, and he waved to the Oiran again and again: "I never thought that Su Yun's literary attainments are so profound, and he has won the style of the original work, this is the first rare, and everyone who is often immersed in this way of writing all his life can't pursue it, I don't know how Su Yun did it?"
Su Yun bowed to me Yingying: "Read the book a hundred times and its meaning is self-revealed, and it is all taught by the teacher~"
I squinted my eyes and snorted ignorantly, and the foreign sword was even more shocked at me: "The idol is hidden~~"
I said politely: "It's not that I don't show it, but I don't like it very much, and I give these disciples a side knock and side attack, which can be regarded as a side leak~"
"Uh... Side leaks are also rare......"
Yang Jian asserted that with Oiran's literary skills, it would be easy to pass the exam.
Then the remaining problem is the Wen brothers.
"Excavator major high school degree students, the test is advanced physics, this is really troublesome, not only to memorize a lot of formulas, but also to master a lot of highly professional calculation methods. Do you two have a physical foundation?"
The big wolf shook his head honestly and said no.
Erwolf's face was full of pride: "We don't know much about physics, but the two of us have just published two papers in the world's most authoritative physics journals with the vice president and the dean. ”
Where is Yang Jian willing to believe it: "It's really fake, it sounds more unreliable than the advertisements I made in the training institution?"
The second wolf took out a hardcover magazine from his back pocket, and flipped to a Chinese-English article to show us.
The content is not too understood, probably a paper on applied physics of auto repair and an excavator mechanics, and the words after the article are Wen Dawolf, Xu Banghua, Gao Tianxiang, and Wen Erwolf, Xu Banghua, Gao Tianxiang.
Xu Banghua is the name of the vice president, and the president of this college is Gao Tianxiang......
"It's okay!" Yang Jian couldn't say anything flattering, and carefully put away the magazine: "With these two articles, I am confident that you will be exempted from the exam." Those old Wang Ba in the Academic Affairs Office probably didn't dare to test you, and there was a little problem in the exam, and they were all slapping the vice president in the face~"
In this way, there will be nothing to do in this preliminary exam~
Yang Jian said that this is what happened, it was just a false alarm from beginning to end, and we can put our hearts in our stomachs.
Nothing happened, the problem was solved, and we happily waited for the arrival of the final exam, holding back the face of a wave of behind-the-scenes masters.
But just the day before the exam, Beitai Technical School issued a notice of responsibility for the whole school, the notice came from the school board of directors, the general content is that the board member, the director of the discipline department Yang Jian disappeared for no reason, in order to maintain the normal operation of the school board of directors and the stability of the functions of the discipline department, the board of directors decided to temporarily remove Yang Jian from his position.
Sharpening the gun, about to go to the battlefield, the gun was lost.
Temporarily crammed, held steadily, amputated......