Chapter 42: This is the True Master
The security guard glared angrily and said loudly.
"Go to the special miracle medicine, don't lie to me, it's obviously. ...... vomit"
The assistant wanted to say something, but the weak Wang Bo interjected.
"Well, that's. ”
Vomit......
Security guard Baili originally planned to comfort himself that this-like thing was actually the so-called miracle medicine. But I never thought that before I could do anything, I was ruthlessly hurt by this strange man.
Actually, this is, this is!
Roaring in his head, Baili sat down on the ground in pain.
You can't lie to me, you can deceive me, even if you don't tell me! But you have torn the last veil so mercilessly that I have nowhere to go.
"I'm going to kill you, and I'm not going to let you go. ...... vomit"
The security guard collapsed, what kind of sin did he create? He was so humiliated by this strange man.
As the saying goes, a soldier can be killed, but we don't know each other, but you do this, are you worthy of me?
Wang Bo looked confused, why did this security guard cry and laugh for a while?
That's right, the security guard Baili was laughed at angrily and became a little crazy.
This is worth it, you must not drive innocent and good people crazy, otherwise this sin will be great.
"Uh! you don't have to, that's, but it's also a miracle medicine. ”
Wang Bo explained.
This blessed of the divine veterinarian wildebeest can cure all first-class diseases, and it is not wrong to say that it is a miracle medicine.
Of course, Wang Bo resolutely did not dare to say anything about the origin of this, unless he wanted to be sliced and studied.
This society is resolutely opposed to feudal superstition and advocating science.
Nothing that is reasonable should exist unless science can explain it.
"Are you kidding me......? I'm so tormented, and you're still making fun of me. ”
The security guard Baili has no love, and there is no one who cares about him, which is really a big regret in life.
The assistant hurriedly gestured to stop Baili, who was emotionally unstable, and was really afraid that this security guard who didn't know the general situation would offend the noble master.
"Baili, don't mess around, this is a real miracle medicine, and it's not impossible to deal with it. ”
"What? There's a way, you're not lying to me, are you?"
The security guard Baili still obviously doesn't believe it, but he still has a hint of illusion about this method, what if it's true?
It's not too sad that I just missed it.
"I'll lie to you that there is a use for wool! believe it or not, I can tell you directly, if you try it yourself, you'll know. ”
When the security guard heard it, it was really such a truth, whether it was effective or not, it didn't hurt to listen to it himself, so he motioned to the assistant to continue.
"We just found that there was in the corner of Zhao Xudong's mouth, and then we used many methods, but we couldn't get it down, but we didn't expect the old man to lick it and disappear. We thought it was saliva useful, so we asked the old man to try the corner of the other side of his mouth, but it didn't work, and when he licked his tongue, it disappeared immediately, and it would emit a faint fragrance. So we came to the conclusion that only by licking with our tongues can we make this magical of the master disappear. ”
"What? You mean you have to lick it with your tongue to make the disappear?, don't think I'm stupid, I think I'm a bully, and if you want to trick me into eating, I won't do it!"
The security guard Baili obviously didn't believe it, this Nima was coaxing a child?
The assistant looked helpless, it was impossible for him to demonstrate to Baili in person.
Although this is really a miracle medicine, it can be said that the effect is like a miracle, and you can not get sick.
I don't want to eat such disgusting things, mainly because I can't stand it because I look like it, it's really disgusting.
Wang Bo looked at it, this is not good. If you delay like this, your own task will never be settled.
After thinking about it, Wang Bo was surprised.
"What's wrong with your tongue?"
When I heard it, I retched and spit again.
"Bastard! Where? ”
Looking at the security guard who wanted to get closer, Wang Bo hurriedly stopped him from getting closer.
"Stop, just stand still and don't move, I can see it, I'll just give it to you, you wipe it with your own hands. ”
Seeing Baili washing his face with his hands, he was also so that Wang Bole almost couldn't close his mouth.
"Well, don't wipe it with your hands, you have on your hands. ”
Baili heard that there was feces on his tongue, and scolded the assistant for being uneasy and kind, deliberately deceiving himself, and wanted to coax him to eat, but unfortunately he was not a fool and saw through the conspiracy, otherwise he would really be on the road.
Assistant Ben explained and explained why. But when I saw the master weirdo, I kept glancing at myself, and I understood something.
No matter how much others say, it is more valuable than not experiencing it for yourself and drawing conclusions.
The master obviously wanted to turn around and let the security guard Baili lick the at the corner of his mouth with his tongue, and he must not spoil the big thing.
So he was silent and watched quietly.
Baili saw that the assistant didn't refute, so he really thought he was lying to himself and ate, and he didn't trust the assistant's words even more.
I don't think I've treated him as a brother, and I've been colleagues for several years, but I didn't expect it to be so unreliable.
According to Wang Bo's instructions, the security guard Baili stuck out his tongue.
"Stretch out, stretch down, if you don't cooperate, this will be eaten by you. ”
The disgusting security guard Baili closed his eyes tightly and cooperated with Wang Bo's instructions.
As a result, my tongue accidentally licked the feces on my lower lip, and a faint fragrance entered my nostrils, and I felt really happy.
Unconsciously licked his tongue along his lips, his mouth was full of incense, he was really happy, and he had a good aftertaste with his eyes closed.
It wasn't until the middle of the ring that I came back to my senses, thinking that I had just eaten, and my stomach was churning. This smells stinky, but it still tastes good.
This is the same as the sand and stinky tofu, smelling and eating deliciously.
What a magical, I have been suffering from toothache all along, but I have been cured, and I can no longer feel it.
You must know that this is a bad eating habit in the past, plus a rotten tooth caused by smoking and alcoholism.
Thinking of this, the security guard licked the on his hands.
After eating, I found that the calluses on my hands had disappeared, and my skin was delicate and perfect, which was a pair of hands that women would envy.
I stuck out my tongue so hard that I barely reached the tip of my nose and couldn't stretch it anymore, and I really regretted that I couldn't dispose of the in other places on my face.
The security guard puffed, knelt in front of Wang Bo, and said with a remorseful face.
"I'm sorry, master, I shouldn't have scolded you, I shouldn't have questioned your elixir, you have taken great pains to help me heal the scars on my face, but it's a pity that I'm not a coarse person. I'm really sorry, and I ask the master to forgive me!"
"Well, you don't have to thank me, this is what I should do. ”
Wang Bo means that his task is to treat the sick, which is what should be done.
But it was considered by the security guard Baili to be humble, and the security guard Baili and the assistant secretly said in their hearts.
This is the real master!