"Brother security, don't come close, I'll say. If you get any closer, I'll run away and say nothing. ”

Seeing that the security guard deliberately approached by speaking, Wang Bo was startled.

Having suffered the poison of blessed once, Wang Bo was absolutely unwilling to try again.

This can definitely be said to be one of the most terrifying, it can be said that if it is not terrifying enough, how can it be worthy of the name of the of the divine beast.

Wang Bo and the security guard distanced themselves for a while, and then continued.

"This, it's not ordinary. ”

The security guard was impatient.

"I know this is no ordinary, who has ever seen such a foul-smelling, the most important thing is that it is pasted on the face, and I can't wash it off by all means. ...... vomit"

Wang Bo was a little embarrassed, but looking at this security guard, he felt too funny and very happy.

I didn't hold back and laughed.

Haha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia

"Damn, what did you do to me, and you still have a smile?"

The security guard was furious, and he had the idea of rushing forward and dying together.

Wang Bo saw that this cliff could not be. Hurriedly stretched out your hand to stop it, stand still, or you will let the stick on your face for the rest of your life.

Sure enough, the threat of this sentence was so great that the security guard stopped.

"Say so fast, I've had enough. Vomit...... Woowoo woo ......"

"Don't worry, listen to me slowly. ”

I didn't expect the security guard to cry, Wang Bo looked confused, big brother, you are a man, how can you cry?

If the security guard knew, he would definitely be confused with Wang Bo's.

You don't have a backache when you stand and talk, and it's not you who has on your face, so you're definitely not in a hurry. Talking nonsense with open eyes, something without conscience.

The most important thing is that this is not only stinky, but also very spicy!

belch(~_~;) Should I run away and just hide and laugh. (ಡωಡ)

Wang Bo had such a strange idea in his heart, but he really wanted to try it.

Look at the security guard, what will be the reaction. If you think about it carefully, forget it, everyone is so unlucky, and it is too much to insert a sword by yourself.

"Brother security, that is actually very easy to deal with, but you haven't found a way. ”

"What's the method, tell me quickly......?

Seeing a glimmer of hope, the security guard hurriedly grabbed it and did not dare to give up easily.

After all, there is definitely a way to dispose of the made by this weirdo.

At this time, the assistant ran out and shouted at the security guard.

"Hey, Baili, there's a miracle. ”

The security guard Baili looked puzzled.

"What kind of miracle happened? I poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, and I had such a disgusting thing. Vomit...... I don't care at all!"

"No, Baili, this on your face is not, it may be a miracle medicine. ”

The security guard Baili had a look on his face, of course, he was covered in, and others couldn't see it.

"You ran out and told me that there was a miracle, and then you said that this is not, but a miracle medicine. ”

Is this world crazy, or am I crazy, oh my God! I must have had a nightmare, but why is there such a stinky in my dreams, vomit......

Wang Bo looked at the assistant who ran out, guessing that it might be blessed, which had an effect on the manic and strange old man.

At this time, the assistant seemed to have discovered Wang Bo and pointed at Wang Bodao.

"You, aren't you the weirdo?

The security guard looked puzzled, although it was very disgusting, but the gossip could not be stopped.

We have a Chinese blood unifier who loves to watch the excitement, although he is not an aunt or aunt, but he is also a strange Shu.

"What's going on? Why don't I understand......?

The curiosity of gossip temporarily made the security guard forget the reality that he still had on his face.

However, the assistant saw that the security guard Baili was trying to get close to him, so he hurriedly gestured to let him stand farther away.

"Stop, stay away from me, don't come near me. The appearance of this miracle may be good news for you. If you come closer to me, I won't say anything. ”

The security guard Baili suppressed his excitement, stopped, and listened to the assistant's story.

"Didn't that old man Zhao Xudong be dragged back with you, you just walked halfway, and then smelled the stench of on your face......"

Baili was emotional for a while, and shouted.

"Shut up, don't mention the shit on my face, and talk about miracles. ”

The assistant muttered secretly, obviously he was fooled with, and he was domineering and didn't let people say it, it was really pretentious.

Baili endured it without anger, the green tendons on his forehead exploded, his fists clenched, and he had the urge to kill.

"We found that the old man Zhao Xudong also had at the corner of his mouth, and then guessed that the old man might have been fed feces. ”

Baili turned his head and glared at Wang Bo, what a beast.

scolded us loudly, but he did the things of beasts.

I really know people and don't know my heart, not to mention wearing such strange clothes in the summer.

"What kind of beast are you, you actually feed the old man, do you still have a conscience?"

Wang Bo looked confused, big brother, I'm playing soy sauce, isn't it good for you to listen to the assistant's lecture well? Why do you want to affect me?

The assistant was also confused, it turned out that the strange was brought by this person. You can't let Baili's big sand pen collide with the master.

"Master, don't pay attention to this sand pen, he has a sick brain, don't pay attention to him. Do you have time, go into the room and rest for a while, by the way, I have something with the doctor, I want to ask you something!"

Baili was surprised, what the hell!d(ŐдŐ๑)

This assistant is usually short of his brother, why did he suddenly shout at himself for this strange person.

belch(~_~;) It's really alive, don't bother, ヽ('⌒ ́メ)ノ I'm going to explode!

The security guard Baili's heart continued to collapse, and he felt like he couldn't hold his right hand.

"Well, don't you just treat me as if I don't exist? Why are you involved in me, I'm really drunk. ”

"Drunk, master, do you want to drink? It's okay, you follow me back first, and I'll buy you wine right away." ”

Amount()〈))

Assistant, you're hopeless!

Looking at Baili's murderous gaze, Wang Bo shrugged his shoulders, looked at the yarn, and wanted to do it?

My sexual orientation is normal, please do not harass.

"Master, the one you fed the old man isn't, is it? It should be some kind of miracle medicine, but the taste is indeed a bit unsatisfactory, hehe. ”

The assistant explained dryly, but it was not very clear.

"Hey, what about the miracle you told me, why are you flattering people again, are you lying to me?"

The assistant is very angry, you can question my personality, but you can't slander the master.

"Don't beep, let me tell you that this master is a real master, he fed the old man Zhao Xudong magic medicine, and the old man is back to normal. If you don't know, don't talk nonsense, the master must have seen that you have too many scars on your face, so he applied the magic medicine to you. ”