Chapter 149: Campus Life
The general's favorite is the brave soldier, the leader's favorite is the clever subordinate, the goddess's favorite is the infatuated spare tire, and the teacher's favorite is the intelligent student.
Fat is really beautiful now, I have caught up with this class of students, all of them have extraordinary potential, and I am the leader of the class leader of the cross-era kitchen god level, this year's title promotion is not able to run, and I really make some achievements, maybe I can get out of the grassroots teaching position in one fell swoop, sit on the throne of the vice president, and embark on a real leadership position.
There are two classes in the same operation room, and their teachers watched their students turn their hooves around the kitchen table one by one, and shouted angrily: "The foundation is not good, the talent is not high, and I am not willing to apply for extracurricular cram classes, you are the worst class of students I have ever led!!"
Fatty smiled proudly: "The foundation is good, the talent is high, and you are determined to forge ahead and take the initiative to apply for extracurricular cram schools, you are the best students the teacher has ever led~"
Look at her scheming green tea ambition, to be honest, we are also happy, this is campus life, campus culture~~~
At noon, Fatty Mei rewarded us and invited us to go to the school cafeteria to have a rub, first, to leave the operation room to breathe, and second, to observe and learn the cooking skills of the school canteen.
The pig fairies and I don't refuse to eat, we will bite wherever you point!
We went late, and there were already many students in the cafeteria who had prepared their meals and gathered in groups to eat and drink, and many more were still waiting in line in front of the window.
As soon as they saw us come in, they didn't know how to move, and suddenly someone shouted: "Those demons are here again in the morning!!!
With a shout, more than 30 meal windows were emptied at the same time, and all the students in line stepped aside and looked at us with a look of fear.
I asked my deputy squad leader, Zhu Ba, who had just been personally appointed: "Little Pig Ba~ What's going on?"
Zhu Hachi replied: "In the morning, when we ordered, we may have moved a little bigger, and after eating, in order to bring you breakfast, we moved a little bigger......"
Looking at the expressions of those classmates, I finally knew where the blood stains on many breakfast boxes and bags came from.
I led the team to the farthest window, and did not forget to turn back and teach the pig fairies: "Everyone is a classmate, how can you be so domineering? Come first and come first, eat in a civilized manner, this is basic common sense~ Don't conflict with other classmates in the future!"
The pig fairies replied obediently: "I know the class leader." ”
I was satisfied, then turned to the aunt who was cooking: "In order to avoid similar incidents again, in the future, our chef specialty in this No. 1 window will be contracted three shifts a year, and no one else is allowed to use it, no problem, right?"
Aunt Rice obviously had lingering palpitations about the scene that happened in the morning, and decisively agreed: "That feeling is good~"
I asked left and right, "Are you okay with your classmates?"
The group of freshmen, mainly freshmen, hurriedly said: "No problem, we don't use the No. 2 restaurant next to it, let's use it as a buffer zone!"
With the support of me, the freshman representative, and the deterrence of the pig fairies' own appearance and body shape, the problem of dining was easily solved.
We had a very good lunch, the teacher paid for it, everyone ate without pressure and very happy, and in the process of eating, we also started a small game related to the major.
Tell the chicken to finish eating
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After that, the bones were put back together, and there was a burst of laughter.
After eating the pig's trotters in sauce, the bones were put back in their original shape, and there was a burst of laughter.
After eating the braised fish, the bones were put back together, and there was a burst of laughter.
After the roasted quail was eaten, the bones were put back together, and there was a burst of laughter.
The laughter attracted many onlookers from the students, who were amazed by our eating and drinking speed and splicing techniques.
Zhu Ba ordered more than a dozen points of the pig's large intestine and came back, and was a little embarrassed after putting it down: "I can't play with this~"
Study committee member Zhu came up with an idea: "We can fight first and then eat~"
The pig fairies cheered, and quickly spliced together more than a dozen points of the pig's large intestine, coiled into a complete large intestine shape one by one, and then burst into laughter.
It's so bloody, don't want it, the onlookers all covered their mouths and ran away, and I almost didn't throw up.
Finally finished eating this wonderful feast, I made a final summary: "Eat without saying anything, I will see who dares to make games when I eat in the future!"
Zhu Ba still has the face to amuse me: "We will definitely listen to the words of the class leader, but I am afraid that we will violate it accidentally, you can look at us if you don't say anything, and you can also come to see us if you don't say anything~~"
"Get out, get out! I specially let Lao Tzu go back to the classroom to practice his wrist strength, add 20 pounds of sand, and don't stop until the end of class!"
Angrily drove away the pig fairies, and Fat sighed with me again.
I can only be concerned: "What's the matter, teacher, are you okay?"
"Lost ...... weight"
I looked her up and down, still very round, with a big face like the fifteenth moon: "Where is the thin?"
"Wallet has lost ...... thin"
"What then?"
"Naochun, you are discussing with them, one hundred and five elements in one class?"
"You're going back on your word, aren't you?!"
"Then I won't do it, let them pester you every day to discuss the problem of silence. ”
I gritted my teeth: "Okay! I'll ask!"
Fatty Mei rejoiced: "That's good, what do you want the teacher to eat again? How about the fat intestines? You didn't eat that just now." ”
I hurriedly said, "No, no, I have to go to class." ”
After the big class, I rubbed shoulders with the army of beauty and hairdressing professionals, and I saw that this time the Oiran was sitting on a chair and carried by eight male students. Oiran proudly showed off to me: "Awesome~"
I snorted: "Awesome, tomorrow they can send you on a stretcher!"
Today's lesson to us is still the hair salon fan who was embarrassed by Fatty Mei yesterday kicked out of the car Chen, didn't Fatty Mei go to the discipline office to sue the royal court for his inability to attend class? Why can he still come today? Could it be that he has found some way to crack it?
When she arrived at the classroom, Fatty Mei was also quite surprised, but she was still a yin and yang provocation: "Students, today we will continue to take Mr. Chen's Sassoon class to see how he makes our faces smaller." ”
The pig fairies showed disdain, and Zhu San, the representative of the small class, took the initiative to step forward: "Then it's up to me to cooperate with Teacher Chen~"
Kicking the car, Chen gently shook his upper body and snorted: "Okay, your foundation pit is also quite big, and it is a good challenge for the newly developed technique of our department." ”
Zhu San sat on the chair facing us and kicked the car Chen skillfully
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He washed his hair and dried it, made meticulous preliminary preparations, and then stepped on the gossip and danced around Zhu San.
Zhu San was originally a lady-type shawl with long hair, I mean a ladylike hairstyle, not a ladylike with her length. Such a lady's hairstyle has no influence at all on Zhu San's big face plate, and the pure aura that comes with it is easily destroyed by the greasy and piles of fat.
Kicking the car Chen Fei knife bright sword, even hot and blowing, during the period did not delay chatting with Zhu Sanla about interesting things, but successfully distracted Zhu San's attention, and gradually guided by it, he began to involuntarily cooperate with the action of kicking the car Chen.
Fatty Mei and I glanced at each other, and we both felt that Chen Neng was teaching at Beitai Technical School, and he was really not an idle person.
After about half an hour, Chen, who was already very sluggish, finally stopped his movements, and he gasped and retreated to the side, his face full of physical and mental exhaustion and smugness after defeating his fierce opponent.
Looking at Zhu San again, a long hair has been trimmed into a short hair, like a pair of plump half-round crescents, shining on both sides of her cheeks.
The two rounds of crescent moon are not symmetrical, one is slightly longer, slightly bent and slightly sharper, one is slightly shorter, slightly full and slightly slow, and the three pigs who are excessively each other are radiant, and they are considered standard facial features, as if they are in the mirror.
Perfect!
I and the pig fairies couldn't help but applaud, Zhu San looked back at the mirror, and cried out at once, and a vegetable leaf spewed out from the corner of his mouth.
Fatty was shocked and jealous, but she didn't expect that her nemesis really had two brushes.
But she still couldn't believe it, and asked with a sneer, "You designed this hairstyle?"
Kicking the car, Chen Gu said to him left and right: "Sassoon is flowing~ the most able to change the shape of the face~"
"I'm asking if you designed this hairstyle?!"
Kicking the car, Chen crossed his waist: "No, no, no, no, what, it's our new student, Su Yunsu's creativity, that is also the result of our professional department, you can't envy~"
Fat turned to look at me, and she knew that Oiran was my man.
I scratched my head embarrassedly: "I didn't let her go against you~"
Fatty looked entangled, and finally didn't want to be estranged from me because of this matter, thought about it and smiled indifferently, and said to Chen who kicked the car: "Then congratulations to your department for picking up the treasure, no matter what, Mr. Chen has finally conquered this topic, and it is also the gospel of our big-faced girls, so please ask Mr. Chen for more advice~"
Kicking the car Chen was just on the front line yesterday, and today he finally found the field, how can he not take the opportunity to have a wave, and then put out the teacher's shelf, twisting and pointing to the barber table and wig around him: "I haven't learned to climb and want to fly, all of them will sit in my position, the first lesson we will start with the basic skills, sisters, pick up scissors and small combs, they are our good partners and girlfriends, you must take good care of you, come, let's do what I said......"
The big faces of the third class a year dare to be angry and dare not speak out for the sake of stinky beauty, accompanied by flattering laughter and tried to cater to the big lady who kicked the car Chen, but it just hurt me, an innocent person~ I didn't recruit anyone and didn't provoke anyone, why should I suffer this crime.
Speaking of which, it's all to blame for the Oiran, if she hadn't come up with an idea, with Chen's talent for kicking the car, how could she have designed this hairstyle, I will train her when I go home, copy Bian Que a hundred times to see Cai Huangong!!
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