A while ago, there was a very popular sentimental joke on the Internet, which said that when you woke up, you found that you had returned to your student days.

Surrounded by the class flowers who listen carefully to the class, on the podium is the teacher who lectures carefully, there is a spring breeze outside the window, the students who are in physical education class are laughing and chasing and playing, and at the school gate, there is a group of little hooligan dropouts waiting for you to get out of school and take care of your borrowing money.

What a reminiscent artistic conception worth savoring, how many people are intoxicated with it, and can't help but fantasize, if all this is really how good it would be, it would be more perfect to remove the little hooligan dropout~

I also had this fantasy, thinking that if I could go back to that time, I would cherish the time when I was in trouble at school, and if I didn't go home on Saturdays and Sundays, it would be a disaster!

I really didn't expect that I would really return to school one day, but I really didn't expect that the second wave of campus life, I couldn't stand it after only two days.

Luckily, the school started on Wednesday, two days of classes, and just when I was about to be schizophrenic by all kinds of stress and stimuli, the weekend symbolized freedom and indulgence arrived.

No, I don't want to be free, I don't want to indulge, I just don't have to bear so much unbearable weight in the next week after two days!

Early on Saturday morning, I ran out with a bun in my mouth, sneakily running all the way to the girls' dormitory, and on the way I really met a group of pig fairies who rushed to the villa area and planned to spend the weekend with me.

Today, I went out to go through the procedures of moving out of the villa and moving into the student dormitory, and the dormitory management office is located in the women's dormitory.

I came to the dormitory management office like a soup chicken, and I happened to see a group of teachers in the dormitory management office showing off their might, and I knew the leader, who was a habitual offender who was caught by a foreign sword in the admission procedure.

Teacher Xinhua warmly received me in the dormitory management office, and saw that I was soaked in clothes, afraid that I would catch a cold, so she lit more than 20 small heaters at one time.

I looked at the heating in a circle and was a little blind, and Teacher Xinhua explained embarrassedly: "It's all confiscated~ Oh, by the way, let's drink hot water~ Eh, it's not hot, it's okay, I'll burn it for you right away." As he spoke, he took one out of the heat that hung on a wall, put it in the kettle, and boiled it.

Then she took out a large bag and a small bag: "Classmate Naochun has been having a comfortable time recently? I haven't seen you since the report, canned food or not? It's all confiscated, and it's expired if you don't eat it again." But the teacher has heard that the students are now beautiful~ Do you eat spicy strips? confiscated, don't you eat it anymore......"

It was originally a very spacious office, but she didn't even have a comfortable place to sit by her, and it can be seen that the director of the dormitory management office is also a fat person~

"Don't be busy yet, I won't eat instant noodles!

Xinhua honestly stood in front of me, and she was inferior to my boss's favor last time, and recently I have become famous again, and even with my previous legends and stories have spread, many people want to climb with me and have no chance.

"What do you need the teacher to do? Is it a little girlfriend? This is easy to do, go to bed with the teacher at night, and make sure that it is arranged properly for you. ”

"No, um... Not for now. It's such a thing, I haven't been living in the villa area, and the money has been paid for a semester, but I think that since I am studying and progressing, I can't be too special, I want to move to the dormitory, you can see if you can arrange it for me. ”

Xinhua agreed: "It's easy to say, I'll make a phone call to arrange it in the men's dormitory, do you have any special requirements for the spring classmates?"

I thought about it: "I don't have high requirements, first of all, I have to live with my two brothers, Wen Da Wolf and Wen Erwolf." The room must be quiet, there must be an ensuite, and there must be basic food and toilet equipment. The use of electrical appliances can not be restricted, I like to watch programs and listen to songs in the middle of the night, by the way, I can't be disturbed casually. ”

Xinhua nodded: "I understand, I'll let the deputy director of the men's dormitory vacate his office for you!"

"Refreshing~" I praised it, moved my body, and dried my soaked clothes.

This wave of being licked comfortably, I was extrajudicial and lifted a wave of heart: "That... Teacher Xinhua, you also know that in addition to studying in a technical school, I also built a school outside. ”

"Yes, yes, the teacher knows that the students are doing big things. ”

"My school is about to start, and after the school starts, Beitai Technical School will have to do a qualification audit on me, but I haven't even gotten the school rules yet, and I heard that this is a big project for qualification review. Teacher Xinhua, you used to be the head of the grade group, and now you are the grassroots law enforcer who maintains the school rules, I want to trouble you to refer to the school rules of Beitai Technical School and help me get a school rule that is highly feasible and meets the rules and standards of Beitai Technical School. ”

Xinhua hurriedly agreed: "Yes, it is the teacher's honor to be able to contribute to the Spring Festival." ”

I got up: "Then it's decided, give you a week, don't delay me from starting school in ten days." After the deed is completed, I will give you 100,000 yuan at one time. ”

Xinhua's legs were weak, and she fell into the small inserts of the induction cooker all over the ground: "100,000, how many contraband must be confiscated to earn it back~~"

Her job is naturally not worth 100,000 yuan, and I still value the authority of her current position.

After finishing the bedtime, I called Oiran and the Wen brothers, and the group drove to the lobby area of Little Macau, where the school was located.

The school has completed all the preparatory work in the early stage, and the campus is ready, the facilities are sound, and the living supporting service industry is also ready. Within a week of the enrollment advertisement, 3,000 new students signed up through various channels such as telephone, Internet and on-site, and it is expected that the number of students will reach 5,000 by the deadline for registration, which greatly exceeds the saturation limit of 2,000 students on campus.

I called all the nourishing groups together and urgently studied how to arrange for the extra 3,000 students.

Since there is room for choice, then we should exclude some students with poor conditions to reduce the difficulty of the next teaching work.

This proposal was rejected by me, and those who are willing to sign up for whatever purpose are our customers and students, and the tuition fees they pay are the capital to help us tide over the difficulties, so how can we refuse it.

When the others heard my attitude, they lost their minds, and in the end I had to think about it.

"In this way, we will try to overcome it as much as possible, and for the time being, we will not arrange students to live on campus, and arrange more outdoor classes in the curriculum to strive for some time. On the other hand, the disciples and spare tire group of the Nao clan were assembled to urgently build a new teaching building, a comprehensive building and a dormitory building to absorb the unplanned 3,000 students. ”

Dongfang Fuqin immediately complained: "Master, what you said is easy, but how can it be so easy to implement in practice." ”

I asked him what the difficulty was.

He said that personnel is the biggest problem, 100 disciples and 800 spare tires, they already have their own work, even if they work overtime to start all the work, it will take three months, three months, teaching can not persist at all.

I was silent, this is indeed a problem, manpower has always been my weakness.

"I'll solve it!" At the critical moment, Oiran stepped forward again.

I said gratefully: "Your spare tire regiment has been sent to the front line, how can you bear to let the girls contribute again." ”

Oiran shook her head: "It's not for our sisters to contribute, but for another force under our hands." ”

"Another force?"

"The Former Army!"