In a blink of an eye, I have been literary and artistic for several days, and I feel that the mental state and psychological state of the whole person have been sublimated like never before, and even the aesthetics have become different.

Recently, I feel that the pot lid, cropped pants and beanie shoes are particularly pleasing to the eye, and occasionally I can see a trace of beauty in those sissy twisted postures.

I woke up this morning from a nightmare about applying nail polish to myself, only to find out that I was already very sick.

What the hell are these thoughts and subconscious? Where did they come from? It must be the after-effects of last month's electric shock, and the fact that the path of being an artist is really not suitable for me, and the rejection reaction is too strong.

Fortunately, this kind of day doesn't last long, today is the day of the big exam of the Academy of Literature and Art, and the first-year students will complete all the exams today, as long as they get through, I don't have to listen to ancient songs all day long.

Everyone has an exam today, and the accompanying trio has to prepare themselves, so they don't have time to serve me, and the pigs are the same, so I can only go to the cafeteria for breakfast.

I didn't even wait for the cafeteria, and as soon as I came out of the dormitory, I wondered if I had crossed over again, and what kind of evil things I saw?

Some of them wore palace cheongsams and wiped their faces white, and they were like ghosts returning to the yang. Some of them wore cheap suits and black sunglasses, and when they looked at it, they thought they were the master of ceremonies of the funeral home. More are wearing their own tailor-made fancy dresses, gourd babies have them, seven gourd babies are surrounded by a snake spirit, is this the national version of Snow White?

After watching it for a long time, I realized, the exam of the Academy of Literature and Art, of course, you have to dress up, just like bringing a pen and a book for the cultural class exam.

I'm admiring the scenery, and the scenery is admiring me, and I'm looking at them, and they're looking at me.

Because I also dressed up, the degree of exaggeration is no worse than theirs, and the clothes I am wearing today are just customized from the Louis Vuitton Research Institute in Macau, and the style is 100% imitation of the magic robe of the sect master of the Xianxia Sword Sect. Loose and atmospheric, with a cloud collar with water sleeves, a bright yellow ribbon around the waist, and an LV gold label waist tag. The whole suit is mainly in taupe tones, and it is also printed with the gold LV logo......

From the dormitory to the cafeteria, I almost didn't let passers-by laugh to death along the way.

I drew the drawings and asked her to find the best fashion design school in Little Macau. I never wanted the store to bully customers, and the brand was capricious, and without my permission, they added the characteristic style of their brand to my sect master's robe.

Standing at the window of the cafeteria, the coat of the meal sprayed saliva from the window, patted his chest and exclaimed: "Eh, Mom, this kid is really rich now, and he has to dismantle a bag to make this outfit~"

I said you don't have to worry about it, get more bitter gourd, go to the fire!

Since my debut, the laughter around me has not stopped, and my squad leader Xiao Wensong came over to tease me: "You don't usually say what talent you have prepared for the big exam, it turns out to be a funny performance, it can't be said, if you know the laughter in advance, it will definitely be discounted." ”

Xiao Xiaosong and C Song finally found an opportunity to take revenge on me, and said to the female classmates around him: "See, I have long heard that he is an indigenous resident of Beitaigang Township, and he is really not an ordinary soil." ”

Being ridiculed and I didn't taste anything I ate in my mouth, it was definitely the most humiliating day in my four lives.

After eating, I moved my small steps and left quickly, why didn't I run? I was afraid that they would see me wearing Adi's big antique boots!

The first year of the singing and dancing department is divided into 10 examination rooms according to classes, and our class is in the No. 3 examination room, which is located in the dance training room where I usually take classes.

The men's locker room has been converted into a temporary rest and preparation area, where candidates preparing for the exam will stay, and the teacher in charge of the exam and the invigilator, as well as the scout agent who is auditing, will assess us one by one in the dance training room.

At 9 o'clock in the morning, the exam officially began, and the first exam number was called in the training room.

It was a girl in our class who was called.,About 7 points.,It's the kind of soft girl who will be cute at a glance.。

The soft girl took a deep breath and walked into the exam room elegantly.

None of our first-year candidates have ever experienced the big exam, and they all followed the footsteps of the soft girl and squeezed to the door to watch the excitement, wanting to understand the process. The invigilator glanced at us, the exam regulations did not allow other candidates to watch, but as soon as he saw that I was taking the lead in squeezing there, the invigilator hesitated, did not dare to do anything with the two of us, and turned a blind eye to the other side.

The candidate behind me laughed and said: "The same examination room with Naochun is stained~"

A soft girl in a white swan suit came to the middle of the examination room and saluted the teachers with ballet etiquette.

The relevant personnel in charge of the examination sat in a row, and there was a table in front of each of them, on which mineral water and paper and pen were placed, and the atmosphere and furnishings were all standard literary and artistic professional examination routines.

The principal teacher who presided over the exam nodded and signaled for the exam to begin.

The first item is body management, and the two teachers who have been standing next to them look through the information and let the soft girl stand on the scale.

A number pops up on the displayed display: 44.

44 kg, a very standard goddess weight.

Then there is the measurement and body fat percentage detection, and the soft girls have passed the test perfectly.

The second is the physical foundation, as a student majoring in singing and dancing, whether you can dance or not, your physical fitness must meet the standards.

The soft girl is quite worthy of these three words, and has completed more than a dozen prescribed actions such as splitting legs, lower waist, one-legged balance and push-ups very standardly, and the teachers nodded lightly, very satisfied with the performance of the soft girl.

Then came the third random question, each candidate's random question has been pre-randomly generated, and the director said to the soft girl: "Please interpret the image of an extroverted and lively girl." ”

I whispered softly to the candidates around me, this luck was too bad, the candidates from the singing and dancing department randomly got the professional questions of the acting department.

The soft girl didn't expect to encounter this problem, and she frowned at the moment and didn't know what to do.

The director said solemnly: "As an artist, acting and imitation are necessary abilities, if there is really a company willing to sign a contract with you and formulate a character design for you that is different from your own personality, and the performance imitation ability is not up to par, how can you interpret the character well?"

Soft girl Zhiwu: "Yes teacher, I know the reason, but I... But I ......"

This soft girl is usually honest and silent.,Very introverted.,Even I can't bear to bully her.,It's really a bit difficult for her to play an outgoing and lively person who hasn't learned acting.,But it's not difficult, it's not called an exam.。

The soft girl's previous performance won the favor of some teachers and staff, and a middle-aged man wearing a peaked cap and a director's uniform kindly reminded: "Little classmate, you can try to recall the interesting people or interesting things around you, in this way to guide your emotions, and then boldly show your emotions." ”

At first glance, this person is very good at studying performance, and a simple sentence shows a clear way for the soft girl. The invigilator did not stop the exam, and used the performance department major to test the students of the singing and dancing department, and the appropriate points were not too much.

Soft girls are introverted, and introverts tend to have a higher level of understanding.

After listening to the middle-aged director's words, the soft girl suddenly realized and began to adjust her emotions according to the guidance.

She thought and thought about it, and suddenly turned back to look at us, her eyes locked directly on me, and then she saw that her face began to show a smile that she couldn't help but smile, from smile to smile, from smile to laugh, from laughing to laughing, and finally pointed at me so happy that I couldn't straighten my waist.

My face darkened suddenly, and hundreds of people must have been happy to see me this virtue after seeing me, and my clothes are really so funny?

The teachers were paying attention to the soft girl's performance, and they didn't see the situation on my side, and when they saw the soft girl's emotions, they suddenly took a 180-degree turn, and everyone was surprised.

The middle-aged director and a fashionably dressed woman stood up at the same time: "Okay, good! The performance with such a big personality contrast can also be perfectly controlled, exaggerated and natural enough, this student wants it!"

The director of the examination room was also surprised, but he still didn't forget to stick to the process: "Sister Jia Daoruo, there is still a subject that has not been examined, and it is too early to draw conclusions." The school has a rule that if you can't pass the big exam, no matter how good the potential talent is, you can't sign it to you. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, to prevent the relationship from going through the back door~" The two calmed down and sat down again.

The director greeted the soft girl who was still laughing: "It's okay Candidate No. 1, the third subject is completed, you can stop performing." ”

Is this something that can be stopped? I started with the people who laughed at me this morning, and I couldn't stop fighting.

The soft girl's face was red with a smile, tears came down, and she waved her hand at the teachers: "Hahaha, wait... Wait a while, I can't hold it back~~Ahahaha~~~"

The teachers showed strange expressions, and Mi Mi reminded me: "If you don't avoid Xiao Soft, you won't be able to continue the exam." ”

The back of this pot was wronged, so I gave way and stood behind the other classmates, blocking my LV suit.

Losing the direct laugh, the soft girl finally calmed down.

The director said, "The fourth self-proposed question, please start your performance." ”

I just laughed out loud, the soft girl is pretty and pink, she is in a happy mood, dancing without accompaniment, and her face is always filled with a natural smile that can't be dispersed.

An elegant and lively swan dance is pleasing to the eye, and both teachers and candidates are fascinated by it.

The soft girl successfully passed the exam and obtained the signing contract of Little Taiwan Media from Director Jia and Sister Ruo on the spot.

The soft girl returned to the preparation room excitedly, and the classmates flocked to congratulate and celebrate, and the soft girl was also very excited, and expressed her gratitude vigorously, and finally thanked me: "Thanks to the spring classmates, you are really... You're really... You're really my mascot~~~"

The soft girl spoke cutely and made us all laugh.

At this time, it was broadcast in the examination room: "Candidate No. 2, please enter the examination room." ”

Candidate No. 2 was Xiao Wensong, who straightened up his tight dance costume and then touched my head.

He touched me stunned: "What are you doing?"

Xiao Wensong sighed: "Aren't you a mascot? Touch it, the locomotive will become a motorcycle, and bless me to pass the big exam and get the contract!"