The authorities are confused, and the doctors are often difficult to self-heal, and they enlightened the pig fairies, and it turned out that I was the one with the most serious symptoms.

I was addicted to virtual things, which alarmed all the strong people around me, the Wen brothers plus the Oiran, the Dongfang Fuqin strengthened the forest, Xiao Ou cooperated with Jinbao, Zhuang Zhiyuan led two deputies and the three-eyed clan, and everyone worked together to restrain me, and finally Yu Nuo took action to make me lose my ability to resist by ancient means, and sent to the famous Internet addiction rehabilitation center in Little Macau for a month of electric shock, and finally cured me.

On the day I was discharged from the hospital, I was ashamed to hold the hand of the director of the abstinence center and apologize: "I'm really sorry to trouble you~"

The director was polite: "It's okay, it's okay, seeing that you no longer plan to hold back the fire and split me, I'll be very content." ”

In the relieved eyes of all the doctors and patients in the abstinence center, I left in disgrace, and these days I have been making a fool of myself in front of them, and I have no face to say goodbye one by one.

Outside the door, the nourishing heavenly group and the pig fairies came to pick me up, and before we met, I listened to Qi Feng outside and learn from me with a smile: "Don't take off my clothes, I see that I am equipped for wild warfare, what kind of hero is a thief." ”

Everyone was amused by him and laughed, and Dongfang Fuqin couldn't help but laugh and reprimanded him: "Don't make this kind of joke in front of the master later, it won't be easy to cure if you stimulate it again." ”

I walked out quietly, but I didn't hear it, but I still scared Qi Feng enough, and I lowered my head and didn't dare to look at me.

Everyone applauded, and the Oiran as a representative stepped forward to offer me flowers, and kissed me on the face, but the laughter just now was not completely held back, and the laughter spewed out when it was against my face, and the big snot stuck to my face.

The goddess of Oiran has never been so ashamed as she is today in her life, and I am the same~

Finally, the scene calmed down, and I apologized to everyone: "I'm really sorry, I lived up to everyone's expectations, I didn't expect that the more than a month of cultivating immortals to lose weight brought such serious consequences." ”

Yu Nuo also came to pick me up today, she said to me: "Don't worry, because the overall weight of the first-year students of the Academy of Literature and Art is not up to standard, the students' opinions are very big, I mentioned this matter at the school board meeting, the principal and other school directors asked Fei Yanyang to solve this matter as soon as possible, he was forced by the actual situation and pressure, the conditions for body management were relaxed, and you and Jingjing can pass the test smoothly." ”

This is good news, I happily took Yu Nuo's hand: "Dean Yu Nuo is really helpful, I will give you a cheetah as a thank you gift when I go back." ”

Yunuo was a little excited: "Yo~ So polite, Jaguar, is it the kind with a three-dimensional cheetah logo in front of the car?"

Yes, that's the kind of thing! I looked at Qi Feng coldly, thinking that you must not be polite, it's okay to drive around more, if any unlucky one is hit again, under the cheetah's car mark, don't think about just a minor injury.

In the month that I was hospitalized, a lot of things happened outside, many of which were aimed at me, but fortunately, I had already gained a firm foothold in Little Macau, with the operation of the Nourishing Heavenly Group outside, and the deans of the three major deans working for me.

At the welcome banquet in Zhuxian Food City, Fei Mei told me that when I first entered the Academy of Literature and Art, Fei Yanyang didn't know what considerations were and issued a secret order, wanting to find an opportunity to get rid of me. But his intentions were discovered by me in time, and I never gave him a chance to do it under vigilance.

Later, he had another plan, trying to use his authority to force me or my army of pig fairies out of the Academy of Literature and Art, which was later done to manage the body, but it also failed because of my Xiuzhen weight loss plan.

In their eyes, although I also paid a terrible price for this, I managed to keep my qualification for the big exam, and it was worth it.

But now a new problem has arisen, that is, I have been in the hospital for a month this time, and I have not made any preparations before the big exam starts.

I don't have to worry about other people's affairs, the Wen brothers and the Oiran have their own means, even if the pig fairies are not embarrassed after losing weight, even if they don't have any practical help for the big exam, don't worry, because the story of them losing 400 pounds a month is too legendary and inspirational, and people from small Taiwanese media have taken the initiative to contact them and want to sign a contract with them to make a documentary......

Then I am left alone to worry about the big exam, and in the last week, I must be well prepared.

As the big exam approaches, the Academy of Literature and Art no longer arranges any classes, and the rest of the time is left to the students to arrange by themselves. After all, literature and art majors are not liberal arts and sciences, and they will not customize exam questions, leaving enough free space to play in order to discover more outstanding talents.

Everyone is ready, and I won't be left alone to get angry, Zhu Xian'er and the accompanying trio formed my exclusive exam preparation think tank, and invited Yu Nuo to be the head of the think tank to assist me in preparing for the exam!

Yunuo has a close relationship with the Academy of Literature and Art, even if it is far from being his own person, he has a deeper understanding of their internal rules than ordinary people.

She said that if you want to sign a contract through the big exam, you must first understand the process and content of the big exam.

In the Faculty of Arts and Arts, the big exams are held every six months, before the winter and summer vacations, slightly earlier than the final exams of other colleges.

In the big exam, candidates have to complete four questions, which are body management, body foundation, random subjects and self-proposed subjects.

There is an old saying in the Academy of Literature and Arts, it is easy to get a contract after passing the big exam, just like the graduation exam of other schools, it is easy to graduate, but it may not be so simple to find a job.

In the big exam, as long as you pass the first three subjects, you don't need to be outstanding, you can pass the big exam, but if you want to be discovered by the agents and scouts of the small Taiwan audio-visual media, and give a contract to graduate early, you have to work the fourth self-proposed subject, and you must impress the invigilator and the audio-visual media to come to the scene of the big exam to get the scout agent.

Everyone knows my situation, so don't think about getting a contract for the time being, and it's hard to say whether you can pass the big exam.

Like all ballrooms, the Sman Ballroom is closed during the day and serves as my exam preparation venue.

The cadres of Yunuo and Zhu Xian'er Nourishing Heavenly Troupe gathered together, drinking wine and eating fruit plates, and everyone took turns to perform on stage, training and entertaining at the same time.

After the Oiran set of sexy and charming and down-to-earth social shake performances, the atmosphere reached its peak, and the boys of the nourishing group bought flower baskets for the Oiran out of their own pockets.

The pig fairies were not convinced: "If you don't shake the society, we will too!"

I was about to laugh: "Spare us, your skin is loose like a Shar Pei after losing weight, shake it up and stop smoking people." ”

Yu Nuo said: "You don't let others shake, then you put on a show, say that you came out to train and prepare for the exam, but from the morning to now, you plan to just fool around? Do you think this is fooling us or are you fooling yourself?"

I'm quite confident: "What is it to pass the test in confusion, you have seen my sword dance, and you will definitely be able to pass it." ”

"Your sword dance is good, but I also gave you advice at the beginning, so I have to find the right accompaniment and name to package it well. Do you think you are an ordinary person? Fei Yanyang has already made it clear that he wants to block your way, if you can't come up with a program that far exceeds the conventional level, maybe people will be able to make a little move, and you will not be able to get a contract only after passing the big exam, and you will not be able to find a place to reason when you want to!"

I said, what's so difficult about this, come up with a name, I can't come up with a good name from a liberal arts background?

"Hmm... It was originally called "Sword Man Sichun", but with slight modifications on the premise of not losing the original intention, it was called ...... It's called "Sword Man Spring Thought"~"

Yu Nuo held his forehead: "The problem is on the word swordsman, what's the use of you just changing the back?"