The Mountains and Fields and Autumn Waters Are Long Chapter Ninety-Four: Mr. Simon's Past
Yu Shanwu, the sect leader of the Qingshan Sect who liked pork heads, naturally saw the letter sent by Xu Qiuling Duan Sanlang. Good guy, Yu Shanwu even trembled with his hand holding chopsticks, and immediately went to the thatched hut on the hill with a letter paper to find Yu Xinran, and hurried all the way to the front of the house, shouting: "Daddy!
Yu Xinran opened the door with a light sword, and said lightly: "Wu'er, why are you so flustered? The master of a sect, recklessly, isn't it a loss of grace?"
Yu Shanwu also felt a little reckless, slowed down, took two steps forward, and handed over the letter in his hand respectfully, "Daddy, Lou Sanqian has passed the word, how is this good?"
Yu Xinran was a little stunned when he heard Lou Sanqian, spread out the letter with both hands, and raised his eyes to look at Yu Shanwu during the period, "Is it really Lou Sanqian?"
After that, Yu Xinran looked at the content, thoughtful, and then smiled: "It didn't take much effort to get here, at first, the old man was still Lingbi Town, but it was just a guise for Lou 3000, I never thought that Lou 3000 really came here, so good, it saved the old man a lot of trouble." β
Yu Shanwu didn't dare to guess Yu Xinran's thoughts, so he leaned over and asked, "Daddy, what do you think?"
Yu Xinran returned the letter lightly, "Naturally, I want to go, the old man will go with you, and see what kind of means the famous Lou Sanqian of Tianchi uses to level this Aoki Sect, so that the coquettish ram jade can eat and eat." β
The coquettish ram jade, how could she not have imagined that Yu Xinran, the sworn enemy of the Aoki Sect, still existed in the world, and her cultivation had broken into that realm, and she did not expect that the old sword immortal who made the reed a sword was actually a greedy person who was greedy for life and afraid of death, and after listening to Yu Xinran's slander, he would come forward to correct him when necessary.
The Aoki Sect and the Qingshan Sect are really calculating, and the Aoki Sect doesn't want to get rid of the Qingshan Sect with the help of Lou Sanqian's hands. After all, Lou 3,000, Tianchi Tiger people, wicked people, has always been unreasonable, even if the three Qingcheng Gates ask for the guilt, it would be good to push all the Lou 3,000, as for the Qingshui Sect, it is worth a pool of fish, and it can't become a big climate, the key is that the Xue Nanshan Sect Master has a light heart, and he doesn't care about these fame and fortune battles at all.
It seems that these two sects have their own abacus, and the three thousand people in Quan Danglou are thugs, so that they can borrow a knife to kill people. In fact, otherwise, the two sects guessed wrong, in fact, the initiator of this matter was not Lou Sanqian, but Xu Qiu of the little-known Qingshui Sect. Xu Qiu is playing with good luck, but at the moment, I am afraid that only Xue Nanshan of the Qingshui Sect knows the secrets, and as for Yushan Wu and Ram Yu, they know a fart!
Xuenan Mountain of Qingshui Sect, in Fengbo Village, Xuenan Mountain is sitting in the high hall, and there are Linfeng, Qingchou and Chiyu below. This letter was originally from the hand of Qing Chou, Qing Chou is a warm-hearted person, even if Xu Qiu is not from his medicine pavilion, he still cares about it very much, and immediately summons the other two seniors to come to this storm village to ask to see Xue Nanshan. On the other hand, Xue Nanshan is very calm, surprisingly calm, after sweeping the letter at a glance, the corners of his mouth raised a subtle arc, and he chuckled: "Xu Qiu, Xu Qiu, what a Xu Qiu, he is really my protΓ©gΓ© of the Qingshui Sect, and even writing letters is like this, and the opposite is true, in this case, you guys will go on a trip with me?"
Lin Feng is not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death, for the sake of the overall situation, he asked: "Sect Master, Lou Sanqian is a wicked person after all, if my Qingshui Sect is involved in this matter, it will inevitably be a little unsafe." It's better to see according to the old man, the old man went to Lingbi Town overnight to bring that Xu Qiu back to the Qingshui Sect, and then sent it to the Qingcheng Gate of the Three Sects, it is expected that no matter how bold Lou Sanqian is, he will not dare to embarrass the Qingcheng Gate, as for the grievances between the Qingmu Sect and the Qingshi Sect, they will greet each other, and the mountain gate of my Qingshui Sect will be closed, and this matter has nothing to do with us. β
Qing Chou felt that there was some truth in Linfeng's words, so he said loudly: "Yes, Lou Sanqian's reputation is outside, who dares to provoke him, I heard that he dared to sleep with the wooden mother-in-law among the three sects a while ago, and he couldn't do anything, so it was better for me and Linfeng to leave now, lead Xu Qiu to Qingcheng Gate, and avoid the limelight for a few days." β
Xue Nanshan didn't reply, but glanced at Chi Yu with a smile and asked with a smile: "Chi Yu, what do you think?"
Chi Yu was very cold, "I'm afraid that it will be difficult to welcome back the Qingshui Sect when the Qingcheng Gate is sent, and the three sects will compete for the flower list in January, how many juniors can I have in the Qingshui Sect at that time?" The Qingshui Sect has been silent for too many years, so that the Qingshan Sect and the Qingmu Sect are already ready to move, I am afraid that in less than a hundred years, these two sects will attack my Qingshui Sect, and then you and I will all become displaced and lonely old people. Chi Yu short-sighted, tomorrow to go to Lingbi Town, if you don't worry, I can pass on the one in the Qingcheng Gate, tomorrow together secretly forward, if there is a change, there is also a backhand. β
After Chi Yu spoke, Qing Chou and Lin Feng thought carefully for a few times, it was not unreasonable, and the latter murmured: "What Chi Yu Daoyou said is true, in recent years, the Qingshan Sect and the Aoki Sect have really some people in their eyes, I am afraid that another hundred years will really move my Qingshui Sect's idea." But will the one at Qingchengmen care about Xu Qiu's junior?"
Chi Yu nodded lightly and said word by word: "I care." β
Xue Nanshan smiled lightly, clapped his hands gently, and signaled everyone not to worry too much, "Fellow Daoists, the Qingshui Sect has the three of you, why worry about the road ahead." Let's go together tomorrow, as for the senior in the Qingcheng Gate, he is not in a hurry to summon him, Xue Someone knows it in his heart, this matter has nothing to do with the three thousand buildings, everyone can rest assured. β
Xue Nanshan went upstairs on his back and whispered: "Xu Qiu, Xu Qiu, good Xu Qiu, it's really an eventful autumn." β
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The tofu grinding family who got up early was a simple girl, with a coarse cloth around her waist, and was sweating like rain to push the stone mill, there was a child on the side, holding a basket of soybeans and sprinkling soybeans into the stone mortar, one after another, this must be a naughty child, from time to time to throw a few grains in the mouth, but he chewed and could not move, after a few bites, he took advantage of the girl's inattention to throw into the stone mortar, and blindly snickered.
Xu Qiu stepped forward: "Your soybeans are stuffed into your mouth, and then you take them out and throw them in and grind them into soy milk, it's really sloppy." β
As soon as the girl heard this, she immediately stopped, and saw that it was three guests, and instantly understood what was going on, so she took off her waist, and without saying a word, she wanted to beat the child, and heard her scold: "You are a broken baby, you can't do well to sprinkle soybeans, look back and see how Daddy beats you, it's best to hang you on the door frame and beat!"
The child laughed while running, still saying beautifully: "The saliva tastes sweet, with my saliva, this soy milk and tofu are sold well, Daddy knows, I'm afraid he will have to buy me chicken thighs to eat!"
The child turned around and shouted at the top of his voice while running, but unfortunately, his feet were unstable, he stumbled on stones, and he was about to fall down when he stumbled. Xu Qiu suddenly took an arrow step, stretched out the bluestone scabbard on his waist and picked it into the crotch of the child's pants, and picked up the child. β
The turtle was not happy, and immediately gnawed at the three thousand buildings: "Old man, what are you talking about?"
Duan Saburo laughed: "Four claws to the sky, turtle three!"
The girl came in three or two steps, Xu Qiu gently put the naughty child back on the ground, and whispered to his sister: "It's okay, it's okay, just say a little word or two, and the beating will be spared." β
The girl smiled and apologized: "Childe, see you smile." Childe came to buy soy milk, and there was good soy milk in the house, which I ground by myself, and it was very clean. β
Xu Qiu didn't see it, and immediately filled a bowl of freshly ground soy milk, and took a sip, "Not bad, not bad, the taste is very sweet." After that, he called Lou Sanqian and Duan Sanlang to come and taste it, Lou Sanqian took a bite and sighed, "Only the soy milk in the early morning and the wine in the middle of the night can make the old man feel a little warm." β
Xu Qiu teased: "Speak human words." β
Lou Sanqian: "It's good-looking, the soy milk is really white and tender." β
The girl was stunned: "Huh?"
Duan Sanlang looked down on Lou Sanqian the most, slapped another bowl, and whispered: "It's nonsense, it's obviously tender, and the old man can eat the sweetness in one bite." β
Xu Qiu hurriedly stopped Duan Sanlang and Lou Sanqian, lest these two open their mouths to be meat jokes, so that others would mistakenly think that he was also a second ancestor who did not learn and knew no skills, so he smiled, put down the bowl, and said: "Girl, soy milk is very good, but I am not here to buy soy milk." β
The little kid who was hung up by Xu Qiu immediately teased: "I drank four bowls of soy milk without buying soy milk, I really don't know how ugly it is." The child teased, Lou Sanqian was immediately unhappy, took out a pair of scissors from his crotch, and made a gesture to catch the little child, "The little man is not cowardly, cut it for you." β
"Girl, don't laugh, don't look at this one who is not young, he is still a child. I want tofu here, I don't know if there is tofu to sell?"
Girl: "Tofu, yes, please in the house." β
Xu Qiu entered the house with the girl, the girl lifted the gauze, the neat table of clear water tofu, the girl was very capable, her hands and feet were sharp, she picked up a knife, and wanted to choose a piece of good tofu for Xu Qiu, but Xu Qiu reached out and stopped the girl, "Girl, don't choose, you want it all in the next." β
"What's the matter, there's a thousand pieces of tofu here. β
Xu Qiu nodded with a chuckle and asked, "A thousand yuan is still less, I don't know if the girl still has tofu, I just drank your soy milk, presumably your tofu must be delicious." β
The girl was stunned: "Childe is here to eat my tofu?"
Xu Qiu nodded.
"Tofu is there, but it's not very fresh. After that, the girl lifted another layer of gauze and said in a low voice: "These tofu are used for fermentation, but the rainy days have been a little difficult recently, so the smell is a little strong." β
Xu Qiu was overjoyed, and pointed to the tofu that looked like a thousand pieces, "I want it all." How much money does the girl count?"
The girl was puzzled and delighted, so she hurriedly took a small abacus and started the abacus: "Childe, the tofu that is ground out is a penny a piece, and a thousand yuan is..."
Xu Qiu preemptively said: "A thousand dollars here, whether it is fresh or this unpleasant smell, I will collect it all." β
The girl's tongue couldn't get down, looking at the thousand dollars in front of her, she was at a loss, and it took a long time before she came back to her senses, "Childe can't, Childe can't, this... This time, my father and mother came back from chopping wood to scold me. Don't laugh, Childe, quickly put the money away. β
Xu Qiuyun was light, and pointed to the stone mortar outside the door, "At this age, the girl should be literate and literate, not grinding tofu here, and the rest of the money should be tuition. By the way, buy another donkey, and look at your tired sweat. β
After that, Xu Qiu led the building to three thousand and left, no matter how the girl called.
The little kid asked the girl: "Sister, what's the matter, is this little guy bullying you, I'm just chasing him for you." With that, the little kid took a piece of gravel and rushed forward.
The girl murmured: "Fuck off, my sister is going to study, these three are the living immortals of the Qingshui Sect." In the future, you must also go to the Qingshui Sect to be such a good person. β
After that, the little kid raised his eyes and looked at Lou 3000, who had just played him 300 birds, and was about to scold, but the words stopped when they came to his mouth, and replaced them: "Immortals, flying immortals!" The girl hurriedly asked, "What did those two say to you?"
As soon as the little kid took off his pants, most of his butt leaked, "The old man said that if you play it a few more times, it will be of great use in the future!"
The girl laughed and scolded: "What's the use?"
"Hmph! β
Xu Qiu, who rushed to the mountains and forests, looked for a place to rest along the way. Lou Sanqian interrogated Xu Qiu: "The old man in the house heard a few exclamations from the woman, what's the matter?"
"What are you talking about, old immortal?"
Xu Qiu really couldn't bear Lou Sanqian's broken mouth, as if this old man had never seen a woman since he was born, and he didn't leave the dirty thing. Lou Sanqian frowned here, and said seriously: "What's the matter? That's how you talk to the master? Because the master saw that you bought these tofu in one fell swoop, and asked you if this tofu is tight, what's wrong? At a young age, you spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain." β
Xu Qiu snorted coldly, "What else can you do with tofu?"
If you don't go back to the three thousand, otherwise you will be bored.
Seeing that it was a small water tai, Xu Qiu fell here, and when he saw that there was no one around, he immediately took out two thousand pieces of small tofu from the goose feather fan and threw them into the water tai. Lou Sanqian and Duan Sanlang didn't say anything, just watched from the sidelines, and Turtle San covered his mouth and nose: "Hey, the kid is clumsy, I bought ordinary bad tofu!"
Xu Qiu stretched out his hand towards Lou Sanqian, "Bring it." β
Lou Sanqian clasped his hands around his chest, "What?"
Xu Qiu said lightly: "Ten jars of good wine." β
Lou Sanqian was not happy for a while, and said angrily that this rough boy doesn't respect the master on weekdays, and now he asked the master to ask for wine and was so reasonable, so he simply turned his head.
Xu Qiu clapped his hands and smiled: "If there is no wine, then it's okay, this thing is a rare delicacy in nine days and ten places, and it will be in the soul, it's a pity, it's a pity." β
Duan Saburo persuaded on the side: "Brother Three thousand, you might as well give him ten jars of wine, and see what tricks this kid can make." β
"Hmph, look at the face of the virtuous brother, I will lend you ten jars of good wine. β
Xu Qiu took the wine, but it was immediately broken, and all of it was poured into the water, and Lou Sanqian immediately scolded: "Boy, you are paralyzed, what do you mean?"
Xu Qiu made a booing gesture.
Xu Qiu lit a clear fire between his fingers, and threw it away, and instantly the water surface ignited a clear fire, Xu Qiu hurriedly summoned out the bluestone scabbard, swept out, swept away many weeds, and threw them all into the water sheath, and in an instant, a clear water was extremely turbid. Xu Qiu hurriedly waved his hand, sprinkled with chili powder, pepper powder and salt, and then poured in a lot of turbid and thick heavy liquid. The bluestone scabbard is the most tired, and it does not live in the belly of the water Tai, and it hangs for half an hour, and the clear water of the water seems to have become a pot of black porridge, Xu Qiu clapped his hands, "It's done." β
When he raised his eyes, he had already found that Lou Sanqian, Duan Sanlang and Turtle San were gone, and when they looked at it, these three masters had already retreated for thirty miles, covered their mouths and noses with their forehands, and scolded: "You kid, you actually stir in broad daylight." β
Lou Sanqianzui is the most broken: "Lou someone has no grievances with you, why is your excellency stirring in front of the old man." β
After Xu Qiu saw that these three masters had never seen the world, he shook his head slightly, "The frog at the bottom of the well, this is an immortal thing, how many people can there be in Tianchi? Stinky tofu is said to be stirring, hey, people say." β
With that, Xu Qiu waved his hand and drained the two thousand pieces of black tofu one by one into the goose feather fan. Xu Qiu greeted from afar, "Let's go, Aoki Sect." β
After Duan Saburo saw Xu Qiu put away this black thing, he was a lot bolder, and took the lead in coming, "Xu Qiu, what is that, why is it so stinky, if it weren't for the tofu you put in at the beginning, the old man would still be Lou Sanqian's footwashing water." β
Xu Qiu beckoned Lou Sanqian to come, and pointed to the small water tower on the side, "The master is above, I see that the master is really tired from the wind and rain, and there is a water tower here now, why don't you wash your feet?"
Lou Sanqian was not verbose, "That's what I mean!" said that, sat cross-legged on the ground, and kicked it.
Duan Saburo's voice was hoarse, "Dog's life! β
Turtle Three: "My obedient, Lou Sanqian, you... Gott, vomit. β
"Boom. β
The turtle was in the downwind and spit out thirty catties.
Xu Qiu was located upwind, he didn't smell the smell, but his eyes were bitter, and he couldn't support a breath anymore, so he hurriedly and quietly collected a scoop of water, turned around and rode away in the wind.
Lou Sanqian was puzzled: "Xu Qiu, hiss... Why did Xu Qiu cry? Look, I am tired of being a teacher, I can't bear it?"
Duan Sanlang: "The third little brother is in danger, and Lou Sanqian hasn't quickly received your magical powers!"
Turtle three pawns.
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At the foot of the Aoki Sect Mountain, there are two children guarding the mountain gate.
Xu Qiu dropped his sword to this point, and the two children stepped forward to ask, and the two swords were crossed in front of him, and he asked angrily: "Who's coming, report your name." β
At present, a few people have completely changed their appearances, as soon as they heard this little girl's words, Duan Sanlang was angry, and was about to step forward with his sword, Xu Qiu took the first step, "May I ask if this is the Aoki Sect?"
Xiao'er shouted: "If you enter this gate, you will be the Aoki Sect!, who are you waiting for?"
When Xu Qiu heard this, he let out an oh sound, and then took out an iron pot directly from his cuff, and picked up a lot of firewood from all around, and was about to start a fire to burn the pot. The two children who looked at the mountain gate were puzzled, stepped forward, and stretched out a sword to block Xu Qiu's body, "Who are you waiting for, what are you doing here, and why are you taking out the iron pot?" The other child was obviously impatient: "Quickly recruit, the sword in his hand is eyeless." β
Xu Qiu frowned: "Hey, what is Lao Tzu's surname, who has nothing to do with you? What does Lao Tzu have to do with you when he starts the pot to burn oil? What does your sword have to do with me? Jokes!"
"Is it justified to kill him? "A little sword.
Xu Qiu didn't dodge or dodge, let a sword stab, who knew that this sword only cut through Xu Qiu's clothes, and it was difficult to enter the slightest, Xu Qiu flicked his fingers lightly, and the sword broke in the blink of an eye, shattered to the ground, patted his chest, and said lightly: "But you said that entering this gate is the Aoki Sect, and now I can get started?"
The child was frightened, "No." β
Xu Qiu continued to ask: "What do you have to do with it?"
Xiao'er took three steps: "It has nothing to do with me." β
Xu Qiu grinned: "Good." β
After that, Xu Qiu shouted to himself: "The three of us first came here, and unfortunately met the Aoki Sect, and I have long heard that the Aoki Sect is a major sect. If it comes, it will be safe. I forgot to tell you, don't be afraid, little friend, I can't wait for businessmen, wandering around in the Tianchi and doing some small business. β
Xiao'er murmured: "Trading?"
Xu Qiu pointed to the iron pot, "Oh, do a business for food." β
The one with the sword whispered back to the other one who had climbed the mountain to complain, "Buy, the monk of the Aoki Sect has long been Bigu, even if you make even the most beautiful food in the world, I won't take a look." β
Xu Qiu smiled and didn't say anything.
Immediately clear the fire and burn the firewood, good guy! Xu Qiu's goose feather fan is simply everything, seeing him move out of it, look at this weight, at least twenty catties, all poured into the oil pot, "Goolong, Goolong!" The two gatekeepers glanced at each other, chuckled, and said in their hearts that doing food and trading in the Aoki Sect is really a rare novelty.
"Bottle Plum" does not record the story between Mr. Simon and those sluts and prostitutes, but there are many fun and little things in the miscellaneous notes. There is such a story, when Mr. Simon traveled through the cross street, he met a Zhen woman, who was handsome, just because her family was poor, and she was doing tofu trading. When the son of Simon saw it, he took the wheelbarrow, put down the posture of the son, pinned the neck with the fan, and shouted on the street: "Tofu!
The woman was puzzled, but Mr. Simon said: "Just look at it, if this side of tofu can't be sold cleanly in an hour, I will let you go tonight." β
Mr. Simon is proficient in the art of maneuvering, and summons his subordinates to whisper orders. Look at him took out a pot and a pot of oil, and fried the tofu on the street, causing many people to laugh: "How did the dignified Ximen Gongzi do this fool's thing today, this tofu is obviously stinky, how can it be fried?"
Mr. Simon chuckled: "Ordinary people, what do you know?"
Later, Mr. Simon fished out pieces of black tofu from the oil pot, but no one dared to buy it! Mr. Simon was a character, and he was the first person to eat stinky tofu, and at first he didn't know that this thing tasted good, but after entering it, it was so delicious that it was rare to taste it a few times in the world, and he was also stunned.
It just so happened that the subordinates who had been ordered in advance dressed up in disguise and came to cheer one after another.
Man, a virtue.
So, the girl sent it to Ximen's Mansion that night, and Mr. Simon became the first person to make stinky tofu on this cross street.
Mr. Simon, yes.
[To be continued.] γ