Chapter Twenty-Four: The Feast of the Novice Village
I'm a savior.,In addition to saving this world on the verge of collapse, the main quest of this trip has to find my wife Xichun.,The nature of the task and the environment of the thousand machines are destined to make this journey of salvation not as free as the world of Xianxia.,Under this condition,If you can have a virtual big haha girl to follow,It must be much more comfortable.γ
But the big haha girl I look at the eyes, others look the same eyes, and the president they also said, people are well-known public figures high-end idols, a little careless, it will bring me a bunch of entangled trouble. So whether it's emotional or realistic, I can't carry this useless burden.
Hearing my refusal, and bluntly saying that she was useless, the president's daughter immediately cried sadly, it was really a pear blossom with rain, and the voice was even more touching. Oh my God, this can't be brought, this girl is worthy of being an NPC that induces consumption, thieves can play routines, I've eaten and seen the master who has indulged in lust a little uncontrollable, and you can't go crazy if you change others.
So I told my true thoughts again, and the elders immediately expressed their support.
"Isn't it, his daughter is famous for these two times, there was once a head of state, in order to spend money in her, he actually embezzled public funds from the treasury, because this matter was investigated by the organization, and the person also tried to commit suicide, but it didn't work out, and then he was in prison. β
I laughed, "You're still working hard, is it any good for you to help you make money from the game?"
The president's daughter shook her head pitifully and said, "No, no, people just follow the system settings, without any selfishness, and they don't deliberately tempt them to spend money~"
I looked at the elder, and the elder pouted in disbelief.
I said: "Don't get entangled, I will definitely not bring this useless burden, if you parents really care about her, you should educate and educate well, you should not fall into this seductive problem, it is easy to not marry in the future." β
The president's daughter does not follow: "Everyone is from the heart, and it is not scheming, male god, you say this, people are so heartbroken~ People have lived to be 30 years old, and no one has said this about me~"
30? Well, there's one more reason not to take her.
The president also made a final effort: "Ancestor, think about it again, the little girl can really help you do a lot of things." β
"For example?"
"Uh... She comes with 100 parcel grids given by the system, each with an upper limit of up to 30~~~"
I shook my head: "I still have 500 99 caps for nothing." β
"I can also give a lot of dowries to the little girl, it's all good things from the big city guilds, and now the goods outside have long been out of stock, and the novice village has no collection." β
Dowry? I really plan to marry the girl to me, and looking at his eagerness, how can he seem to blame someone.
I can't be persuaded casually, if I marry her daughter, she won't tear me up and reincarnate after I find Xichun.
"Thank you for your kindness, I really can't accept it, then that's it, I still have to study the item information and fill the package~"
The chairman sank his face: "If you don't agree to my conditions, then I'm afraid you won't be able to make full use of these packages." β
Hehe, threaten me, withdraw directly, too lazy to talk nonsense with ugly~
After leaving the Chamber of Commerce, the elder and I returned to the manor, which had a flower garden that had been emptied of flowers and converted into a spacious office for the work of my think tank. In fact, the library of the novice village has a larger space and is more convenient to consult materials, but the elder insisted on moving the library to me for the convenience of receiving information, which shows how much he cares about me, he just doesn't have a daughter, otherwise it is estimated that he will have to stuff it directly into my bed.
I had an afternoon meeting with the think tank, and I said that the president of the chamber of commerce probably can't count on it, so we can only sell more and work hard, and we will try our best to analyze it ourselves, of course, the standard must be high, and we can't deal with it vaguely.
Everyone was originally quite resistant to me asking the president of the chamber of commerce for help, although I didn't say it, but I couldn't hide my emotions. At this time, when I heard that I had broken up with the president, one by one I was very interested, and I asked the elders to use their authority to adjust their work and rest time to a 24-hour work system, or they would work for me without sleep.
Anyway, as an NPC, I don't know if I'm tired or tired.,It's just less fun in life.,In the end times,What is this sacrifice.,So I didn't stop it.,According to their meaning.,If the work efficiency can really come up.,It's a blessing in disguise.γ
But I don't know if the pressure is there, no matter how powerful the computer is, it will be overloaded, under the pressure, I don't know if these NPCs will collapse, before I do it, I have to find a way to make them relax and relax......
In the evening, it is still a dinner party in the central square, which has become the only entertainment activity in the novice village in the last days, as a super foodie who brings up the food culture of the Xianxia world all the way, I also love it very much, today, I am going to use this fixed program to relieve the pressure of the villagers in the whole village.
The theme of today's dinner has changed from the luxury and grandeur of the past, and under my arrangement, the chefs took off their white chef's robes and hats, and walked out of the well-equipped and tidy kitchen. I made them change into a small waistcoat with a strangulated stomach, put on cool slippers, and put on a white towel en masse.
"Hahahaha~~~"
As soon as several chefs appeared with new images, the audience immediately burst into laughter. The chefs, who had always been respected, bowed their heads in embarrassment, and some even felt ashamed.
"Wow~~Good~~~"
The laughter was quickly replaced by applause, as I had changed into the same outfit and walked out of the dining room with a large and exaggerated roasting fork.
The chefs didn't know I could do it beforehand, and they were surprised at first, then they were no longer embarrassed, and they were proud to be dressed like me.
I led the chefs to the grill, where the stove was in full swing, with fresh oysters, juicy skewers, chunks of lamb chops and beef shanks, intoxicating high-quality beers, and a full range of ingredients and grillware.
In terms of the band, all the high-quality harp, flute and other orchestral instruments are rolled for me ~ trumpet, violin, and drum kits are all practiced!
"Wan ~ Spit ~ Sirui ~ No!
As I conducted the beat, the lights flickered, and the band immediately responded, and a cheerful version of "Our People in the Tun" arranged by me played.
"Huh~~~~"
After doing enough prelude, such an unpopular piece of music sounded, and the villagers laughed and cheered, and the originally reluctant band members immediately became confused, and the music was not played.
I'm also embarrassed, it seems that my taste for music is not on the same level as that of the villagers.
"What, uh... Feel free to play~"
Music is an important element of a banquet, and I can't ruin the atmosphere. The band was ordered by me, and the members breathed a sigh of relief, and made eye contact with each other, and the lively jazz music was played, and the villagers finally cheered with satisfaction.
It's true that I don't have a talent for music, but when it comes to food, especially barbecue skewers, don't underestimate me!
Hula~~
I screamed, picked up a handful of meat skewers and pressed the fire down, and then swayed to the music.
I was deliberately playing tricks, and the atmosphere was very cheerful, and everyone was amused by me. A few chefs didn't want to make me embarrassed, and they plucked up the courage to start barbecuing while dancing like me, but they were all people of good taste, and they were all dancing jazz twisting Latin in small tank tops and white towels, which was even funnier than my random dance, and before the wine was drunk, many people rolled to the ground with laughter.
Soon, the unique rich burnt aroma of the barbecue spreads, and the young and lively bear children immediately can't bear it, break free from their parents' arms, and rush to the grill to jump and clap their hands to beg for food.
Plenty of skewers are distributed, slices of beef and lamb are charred on the outside and tender on the inside, juicy seafood is soaked in spices, and ice cubes in beer and juice barrels are undulating. The lights flickered at an accelerated pace, and the music beat cheerfully, driving the chewing in the mouth and the dancing steps in the feet, and it was clear that everyone had not been so indulgent and playful for a long time.
This is the charm of barbecue, primitive cooking can induce the most real emotions, holding a red wine glass with a golden spoon and a silver fork is difficult to be happy, if you don't have a smile, emotions can not be released.
The novice village is endlessly rich in materials, which is also one of the charms of the virtual world, and the former players must have been so happy, if you can save Qianji from the end of the world, let people live like this again, it is really a great merit.
The elder soon swayed in his footsteps, he came to my oven with a wine glass, put on a rare leadership style, and said with a big tongue: "You are the official savior, don't be as carefree as us, don't drink too much, there is something to do tomorrow~~"
I glared at him, handed him a plate full of hot squid heads, and said angrily, "Can you save the world?"
"I just need to wait for your salvation, hahahaha~~~" The elder laughed as he spoke, I knew that he was happy for me, happy for the light of my revival in the last days.
When the elder took a bite of the hot squid, he immediately stuck out his tongue in a spicy gaffe, poured beer and munched on ice cubes, which made the bear children around him laugh. The elder was embarrassed, so he grabbed a little boy who laughed the most and flicked a piece of squid head into the boy's mouth.
The elder tried to trick the little boy into drinking beer, but when the boy's parents stopped him angrily, he laughed to himself, he really drank too much. I saw how funny he looked, so I threw a handful of jalapeΓ±os into his beer glass while he was unprepared. So throughout the night, everyone could always hear the elder's cries of pain, and according to his later words, drinking chili peppers and beer, it felt like urinating magma when urinating......
The banquet reached its climax, everyone drank too much, pulled me into the arena to dance to my heart's content, and from time to time there were fans and fans offering flowers and kisses, and I was also staring at my eyes out of tune, showing my acting skills, and all kinds of careless oil.
Singing and dancing, satisfying the meal, and the banquet gradually came to an end, the president's daughter, who had always been hidden in the distance, had long been discovered but ignored by me, left early.
What is she doing here? Isn't she sensible, doesn't she know that she is not popular!
If you have any ideas, go to my room and talk about it~