Dragons give birth to dragons, dinosaurs give birth to dinosaurs, dad looks like this, girls must not be like one ear?

I hurriedly pulled the president: "Hey, hey, hey, if you have something to say, it's okay to play psychological warfare, it's a bit too much to disgust me with your girl, right?"

The president didn't seem to understand my words: "The ancestors told jokes, my girl is a famous village flower in ten miles and eight towns~"

I patted the president on the shoulder and laughed: "Ahhahahaha, can your gene give birth to village flowers? Your wife made you green, you still think of it as a genetic mutation, ahhahaha~ I said why don't you laugh?"

The elder looked at the president with a serious face, and I sensed that the atmosphere was wrong, so I suppressed my laughter.

The elder asked, "You know that the identity of the ancestor is the savior and the great mission of saving a thousand machines, why do you still want to seduce him!"

The chairman looked embarrassed: "Sir, even if you are the village chief, you can't slander me like this, right?" I admit that I sometimes do a little too much to make money, but the system is set like this, what can you do for me." As for my girl, your eldest niece, I am indeed obsessed with our ancestors, and I, the father, are also building bridges for the children~"

"Come less!" The elder said sharply: "You and I both know that she is a functional NPC designed by the system to seduce high-end players to consume, what if our ancestors really get along with her?

I said, what are you talking about? Am I so unresistant to seduction? No matter how good it looks, I can see where it goes, it's just a girl, call it out, see that the saint refuses to her face, and breaks her heart in person!

I'm not bragging, not long after I arrived in the Xianxia world, I became the substitute head of the Spring Palace, the most beautiful girl in the Xianxia world is the 300 female protector disciples of the Spring Palace, who saw what I did to them?

Besides, I've been to Qianji Novice Village for more than 20 days, and I've already seen the big girl and little daughter-in-law in the village taking a bath and changing clothes, which one has a few pounds and a few taels I haven't counted?

The elder put his arm around my shoulders and hugged me aside, and whispered: "Ancestor, you don't understand the situation, let me tell you~ His daughter is an NPC designed by the Qianji system after statistical analysis of the aesthetics of oriental men, and ninety-nine percent of men can't resist her temptation. ”

I laughed evilly: "If you can't stand it, you can't stand it, she still bites?"

"Don't bite. The elder said nervously: "But I want money~ Her function is to lure high-end players to consume, not only in the novice village, but also in the major city-states for thousands of miles, many high-end players are her die-hard fans, and there are those who are bankrupt for her." What's more, tracing her footsteps and seeing her beauty is the only purpose of the game, and she is completely lost, which is simply a disaster. ”

"Wow~ It doesn't matter, I have to see it when I hear you say this, it's really good-looking, then consume it, don't you say that the economic system has collapsed now, and it's useless for me to keep the money~ It's better to make little MM happy. ”

The elder's face was full of disbelief: "You... Don't you love your lady very much, and why do you ......?"

I said pull down, love is love, play is play, I just want to meet my admirers, you don't want to go online.

Although I am loyal to my marriage in the Xianxia world, it does not affect the fact that I watch the glamorous dance with King Luo Fatzi Li Xianlingjiao, and I don't delay listening to Ji Xiaoman's meat jokes and Xiaohuangwen, and I don't make substantive mistakes~

"Ancestor~" President greeted me.

I turned around and replied, "Eh~ Damn!"

After whispering a few words to the village chief, there was an extra sharp-beaked monkey gills next to the president, who was simply a woman carved out of the same mold as the president, and even her beard was not bad! Ugliness became a post-apocalyptic landscape.

I exclaimed, "What kind of shitty aesthetics do you have! Is this the type that Oriental men like? I'll rely on it, ask for money, take it, don't let me see you again!"

The chairman was embarrassed and said: "Ancestor, don't be impatient, this is my wife, I just forgot to introduce ......"

I was sweating: "Are you two people? Are you sure it's not a twin brother or sister or a replica or something?"

The chairman and his wife were embarrassed: "The little people have an indecent appearance, which frightened the ancestors. ”

I was shocked, gasping and said: "Ah, you're welcome, I'll ask Gao Ming for the analysis of items, I can't stand your painting style here......"

After saying that, I turned around and was about to leave, but when I looked back, I saw a petite and cowardly figure standing in the compartment next to me.

I... I don't think I've seen her

If you've seen it, you'd have been amazed a long time ago......

I... I don't think I've seen her

If you have seen it, you should have been upset a long time ago......

But I should have seen her

Otherwise, how can you believe in fate

I really should have seen her

Otherwise how just a glance

It's unforgettable......

The elder sighed behind me: "Hey~ Can't you help but make a poem? Don't be surprised, it's all an international practice, whoever sees her for the first time is excited, and he doesn't feel ......uncomfortable for a few words."

I was suddenly taken aback, and quickly shook my head, exclaiming: "Wow~ It's amazing, this shouldn't be just beauty and psychology, it must be the system that interferes with the player's character data with a program, I didn't expect this kind of expected future high-tech fraud to really come true, it's amazing~~~"

Everyone was speechless for a while, especially the president's daughter, who had big innocent eyes and a flowing gaze that was about to overflow, probably the first time in her life that someone had said such things in front of her.

The president stammered, "Ancestor... Ancestors, you... What do you say~ This is my daughter, I admire you very much, don't you have any other evaluation of her?"

"Oh ~ Evaluation, of course there is~" I scratched my head and decided to tell the truth: "Your girl is good, she is indeed beautiful, but she is not stunning or anything, compared with the 300 protectors under my previous hands, your girl is a little less temperamental, but she is dressed up beautifully, unlike those fairy women, and there are not many fancy clothes." And her breasts~~ Ah I'm sorry, hehe, I'm talking about it, it's rude~ It's rude~~~"

Everyone was embarrassed, but I didn't expect the president's daughter to run in front of me. She was dressed in a pale gold gorgeous princess dress, staring at me with her face up, I couldn't help but be attracted by her round and playful lips, and then I heard the exhalation like an orchid like a nightingale: "I want you to say ~ I beg you to say ~ "

I'm full of excitement, and this girl really can't catch up with Xianxia's stunning appearance, but this voice is really electric, it's so good, it must be electronically synthesized, and every detail of your voice is hit on every one of your auditory nerves.

"No... Actually, there's nothing to say~ I just want to shake off the burden......"

The president's daughter stomped her feet on the spot: "You say you say, people want to listen~"

My eyes followed her trembling breasts that completely violated the laws of physics, and bounced up and down a few times before swallowing and saying, "What I want to say is... Describe the size of the chest, and add one more for you on top of the basic symbols A, B, C, D. ”

The president's daughter stretched out her lilac tongue and licked the tip of her right index finger into her mouth, completing a super charming finger movement: "Add what?"

"Add an A~ is the wow of the wow~~~"

The elders and the president and his wife were embarrassed when they heard my joke and were speechless for a while.

"Woo~~~" The president's daughter suddenly covered her mouth and cried, the tears actually had a bright brilliance, and the thief exaggerated~

The president's daughter turned around and cried: "Father~Mother, I have decided, I must marry him!I am so moved~~~"

I pointed my finger at her back: "Girl, your acting skills are too exaggerated, you used to seduce others to spend like this? I'm just telling a bad joke, are you right?"

The president's daughter trembled all over, lowered her head with her back to me, and her shoulders rose and fell slightly: "You... You actually touched me... Woo ~ you actually touched me ~~~"

The president's wife said excitedly: "Ah~ The ancestor is so frivolous, my little girl Bingqing Yujie, has never been in contact with a man, and today her body was touched by you, she is your person." ”

I looked at my fingers and was stupid: "What is this for? I know you want to hug my thigh, but is that so? I touched the donkey before I came, and the donkey belongs to me?"

The president nodded: "I understand, girl, in the future, you will serve our ancestors well as a cow and a horse~"

The president's daughter nodded, and wanted to say something, but I interrupted loudly: "Don't make a fuss! You said that you NPCs are talking to me about calves, I see that I am about to go out of the village to save the world, and I have such a scheming NPC to seduce me, and the routine is so obvious, is there any purpose? When Lao Tzu is so easy to deceive? ”

The president's daughter swung her skirt and turned around: "Your ......, my lord"

I pulled her shoulder: "Get out of the way~" What annoys me the most is that others are routine, if it weren't for the fact that these people don't understand me, I would have had a seizure.

The president was sincerely afraid: "Ancestors forgive me, ancestors forgive me, we are doing this out of a love for our daughter~ Now that the end of a thousand machines is apocalyptic, everyone is in trouble, this novice village seems to be peaceful and prosperous, but in fact, it is also on the verge of collapse at any time." We know that we are just a system-generated NPC, but we are also an artificial intelligence with feelings and tears~ This daughter is the only one we and my wife can't let go. That's why I want to entrust her to you, let her follow you, at least you don't have to wait for the end to come, at least you can make a modest contribution to your salvation~"

I heard the key: "Can she get out of the village?"

I asked the elder this, and the elder nodded: "She is the only NPC who can freely enter and exit the novice village, and the outside information we know is also collected by her~ Hmph, but in recent years, she has stopped contributing to the villagers." ”

The chairman said with a bitter face: "The system is collapsing, the end times are becoming more and more dangerous, the little girl can't protect herself when she leaves the novice village, so I don't allow her to go out of the village alone, it's not for the sake of profit not to collect intelligence for everyone~"

The elder was silent for a moment and sighed, seemingly agreeing with the president's statement.

So I can consider accepting this proposal~

There's a woman to go with, so you don't have to look like an idiot every day, and when you think about it, it's really, huh~~~