It is mediocre to not be envied, who can't meet a few people who are envious and jealous of themselves in this life, and are often slandered and embarrassed, which can not only hone the mood but also improve vigilance and self-discipline, except for being more annoying in the eyes, there is no other harm. If you accidentally trip over, it will only bring temporary success or failure, and the essence of envy, jealousy and hatred will still not be lost.

Moderate jealousy and competition are acceptable, but it would be too much to get to death at every turn.

For example, if you look at me handsome, you can slander me for being gay or having character flaws, but you can't pour sulfuric acid on me to ruin my face, right?

It is true that I did not come to the Academy of Literature and Art with an attitude of learning, and it will indeed have a certain impact on the problem of early love in your college, and the countless shining points on my body are also destined to cause the jealousy and hatred of thousands of ordinary people. But in the final analysis, I don't have the slightest intention of harming your school, and I don't have the slightest intention of embarrassing your school.

So why do you want to drive me to death? Why do you have to have the heads of the two professional departments preside over it themselves?

I am sure that the revival camp of my savior is unaware of my identity, and they have no way of knowing my true intentions of entering Little Taiwan through the Academy of Literature and Art to investigate the events of Gaia's recovery. So I couldn't figure it out, why was I so damn in their eyes?

I muttered, "I haven't offended anyone at the Academy of Literature and Art......"

Zhu Badao: "It doesn't necessarily have to be remembered that you take the initiative to offend others, squad leader, our sisters often fight with others, most of them are for no reason, we just want to find fault." ”

I waved my hand in disgust: "Pull down, you should be the same as you, the mastermind behind this matter is the director of the two major professional departments, what level is that, there must be a reasonable motive for doing such a big thing, otherwise they have the courage to attack me? ”

Zhu Ba's brain was already insufficient, so he grabbed two steamed buns as fitness balls and coiled them in his hand: "Then I can't figure it out, and I'll dig it out from Xiao Wensong when I go back." ”

I shook my head: "No need to dig him up anymore, how much can a working person know about it, just make sure he doesn't expose the leak." What's next~ Since the other party is so ruthless, I am not a soft persimmon reincarnation, and the next step is to find a way to dig in the two department heads. ”

Zhu Ba's eyes lit up: "Then let's start with the director of the acting department, that's a male director, and the female director of the singing and dancing department, let's tear up with her, it's enough to dig up the news." ”

I naturally know what the pig fairies are good at: "I also mean this, then it's decided, remember one thing, don't make too much movement, let the directors of the two systems do one thing at the same time, it means that there are people above them who preside, either the vice president or the dean." We can't reveal too much until we find out who is really behind it. ”

Zhu Ba took a bite of the steamed bun viciously: "Don't worry, when a man is in our hands, he is no longer a human being." ”

was chatting about the table next to him when there was a sudden conflict, and it was Johnson and Zhu San'er who fought over a plate of leftovers.

Johnson was very angry: "The dishes on our table haven't been moved much, and they will all be made as soon as you come, and I will not give you the remaining plate for drinking!"

Zhu San'er's triangular eyes lit up: "Have you listened to me?"

Zhu Xian'er has always been in unison, and when she heard the movement, she called it all over, and said in unison: "Listen to it?!"

Johnson dealt with them for the first time, and was a little bluffed, but after all, he was a fierce man of the fighting nation, and he was a special soldier who had experienced the dangers of the jungle and fought against outlaws. I won't!" Listening to the tone, he was still a little weak-hearted, the Pig Fairy Formation was not an ordinary opponent.

Zhu San'er pouted and put on a coquettish expression: "People want either~"

This is definitely her nirvana, a point of female coquettish power, can kill ten women in seconds. What's more, the pig fairies are not counted as women, they are all negative.

Johnson's throat and eyes squirmed, and he almost didn't spit it out, and shook his head vigorously with nausea: "I... I... I just don't!"

Zhu San'er shook his body and shook off pieces of sweat, and continued to coquettishly say: "You let go, people are angry, take a small fist to hammer your chest~~"

Johnson's face turned pale: "No!"

"Rinima is a foreign devil, toast and don't eat and drink!" Zhu San'er suddenly showed his fierce appearance, and Zhu Yizhu and Zhu Er's lightning shot, restrained Johnson from behind, and pulled him down hard.

The two pig fairies are 500 catties, and with the strength, they have to be 2,000 catties, Johnson was unable to resist at all, and lay down straight.

Zhu San'er rode up, sat on Johnson's waist, and said in a greasy voice: "Hammer your chest~" As he spoke, he picked up a pair of fat hands and hammered down, faintly bringing out the sound of wind and thunder.

This is a hammer chest, the same as a dragon boat drum. As Zhu Ba said, when men are in their hands, they are no longer human!

If it doesn't end, it will be fatal, and this is the end of the weekend party~

I went to class normally in the second week, and as usual, I slipped away and went to class lazily and not seriously, and watched the beautiful women amuse. Xiao Wensong didn't see anything abnormal, so they came over to relax my muscles and bones when they were fine, but I could see from Xiao Wensong's eyes that he had been conquered by the pig fairies from the spiritual level, and he would never dare to do anything excessive to me.

In the first class on Wednesday, the head teacher announced a news as soon as he entered the classroom: "Morning students, at today's morning meeting, the hospital decided to carry out a three-month body management from this week to prepare for the final exam." ”

As soon as the words came out, the classroom immediately resounded with a complaining sigh.

I pulled the pigtails of the flower at the front table: "Eh, what is body management?"

Recently, I have been pulling pigtails every day, and Ban Hua'er, whose scalp is swollen, is obviously very painful, and her eyes are red, but she still turned around and gave me a smile that went back to Ao. Even if it's a class flower, there's no resistance to this male god.

I looked left and right, and there were all the male classmates around me, and I really didn't have the appetite to talk to them, so I stretched out my hand again. After hesitating, I didn't pull the pigtails again, but pulled her bra strap through the thin summer school uniform.

Pull up the elder, then let go.

Syllable~

"Eh!" Ban Hua snorted in pain, and turned back with a red face: "You don't want sauce in the spring~"

Bafen knocked on the blackboard: "Mi Xiaomi, don't disturb the order of the class!"

Xiao Xiaosong, who was next to Banhua, stood up and complained: "The teacher always harasses Xiaomi in the spring." ”

Eight points didn't move: "Then you tell me who he doesn't harass? Three weeks after the start of school, he changed the table six times, and the girls tugged on the pigtails, and the boys hit the brains, who sat in front of him and was not harassed?"

C Song helped come up with an idea: "Then you can move him to the first row." ”

Bafen's face darkened: "First row, I'm not afraid of being harassed by him?" Okay, how long can I sit in the classroom in a day, everyone takes turns changing desks, let's get over." Besides, I think Xiaomi's classmates can still overcome it, so don't worry about it. Well, the students changed their dance costumes and went to the training room, and in the body management, we strengthened the waist training intensity, and before the final exam, everyone's weight must meet the standard. ”

There was a dressing room in the dance studio, and the boys were on the other side of the girls, so I changed my clothes in a hurry and ran to the girls through the blind spot of the monitoring on the wall.

But today's action didn't go well, and he was discovered by Bafen before he even picked his eyes.

"What are you doing sneakily in the middle of nowhere, classmate Naochun? Did you go to the wrong locker room again? ”

I hurriedly retracted my voyeuristic posture, and said, "I'm looking for you, teacher, what's the matter with the body management you talked about today?

Bafen'er frowned: "Don't talk nonsense, what is not a good thing, any decision of the school is for the sake of the students, and it is for your good." ”

"Yes, yes, I don't mean anything else, then you can tell me, I'm new and don't understand these rules. ”

Bafen'er glared at me: "You are in a hurry, wait, and I will explain it later." ”

When all the students had changed their clothes, we were asked to stand in line at eight minutes, and the formation was still according to the latest new line, with me at the front and the others at the back.

Standing like this is not because I am so good, but because I am very special, as long as I stand in the back, as soon as the female classmate in front of me makes a little movement, I immediately react, which is really unsightly, and I have to control the angle of my gaze by standing. But even so, Eight Points made a special request that I have to tie a jacket under the dance costume. This looks like a thief, but it is very popular with the male classmates in our class, and they follow suit during the break, and they are all too beautiful.

Eight points stood across from me, and his figure and appearance were the same, and he was also above eight points.

"Nao Chun just raised a question, saying that he doesn't know about body management, in fact, it's not just him, a new transfer student, who doesn't know, as a first-year freshman, most of you have only heard of body management, and you haven't experienced it yourself, right? ”

We say yes, most of the girls in the class and the boys are all sissies, and the harmony when they talk together is particularly good, and the chirping is like a bird plague.

"As we all know, body management is the unified subject of our Academy of Literature and Art, and every student must meet the standard, which is the most painful and torturous, which even the academy admits. ”

The words of the eighth minute caused another wail, and I joined in the fun, crying out like a soul twice.

"Body management, as the name suggests, is the active control of body shape and weight, as a literary student, the future students will become literary and artistic workers, and as a literary and artistic worker, a good body is the most basic and important standard. Each system and professional class of the college will formulate different body management standards according to the different majors and development directions of the college. ”

I understood, and interjected: "It's also body management, isn't it just weight loss." ”

"It's not a simple weight loss, the control of body shape is also very important, to put it bluntly, the big place is big, and the small place is small. ”

I interjected again: "What about the big and small places?"

"Get me out!"