Chapter 21: The History of Liu Laoliu's Crimes
As soon as the word old scum came out, the fire under the grill flickered, as if it would be extinguished at any time, but it was clear that there was no wind and no water, what power made this fire flicker? Will the online game also be haunted? Of course not, then there is only one explanation: The three words of old scum shocked not only the villagers of the novice village and me, but also affected the system program......
After the elder said this, it was difficult to continue, he picked up the wine glass with a trembling hand, I don't know whether it was to suppress the shock or to calm the anger, the other villagers were the same, whether they drank or not, they also raised their wine glasses, but some of them used the wine to hide their emotions, and some just used the gesture of raising the glass to wipe away the tears that were inadvertently shed......
From the elder's description and the reaction of the villagers, I seemed to guess something.
"That old scum you said ......" I asked in a trembling voice, "yes... Is it called Liu Lao Liu?"
"Wow~~~~"
As soon as I spoke, the children at the dinner party collectively cried, the young man beat his head in pain, the young woman cried silently, the older old man subconsciously covered the back of his head, the older old lady held down the corner of her skirt, and the donkey that fell off her waist... He ran away......
The elder's eyes were about to pop out, and he asked me in horror, "You... How do you know that defeated... I mean the sixth master, how do you know the sixth master?"
It's really him, how can this thing be like a ghost, there is his shadow everywhere. And he didn't tell me the truth, judging from everyone's reactions, he has not only been to the world of thousands of machines, but also seems to have caused a lot of trouble.
"When did he come, and what did he do?"
The elder was frightened and anxious, and after listening to my question for a long time, he stiffened and replied, "Ah... Hahaha, how could the ancestor I said have a special channel to come here, it turned out to be the sixth master's person, so Liu Ye is also an immortal in the heavenly court? That one... You shouldn't have heard what I just said, it's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding~ The sixth master is our great benefactor, hahahaha~~~ Why are you all calm? Do you have any dissatisfaction with the sixth master? Do you hope that the sixth master will be affected and come back again?!"
As soon as the villagers heard this, their attitudes immediately changed in unison, and they raised their glasses to me and shouted Long live the ancestors and long live the six masters.
I waved my hand, and the crowd fell silent, and I said in a trembling voice, "You don't have to say anything, I can probably guess." Excuse me, who did he steal?"
As soon as I swept my eyes, I saw that at least half of the people were about to raise their hands as soon as their shoulders moved.
"Ahem!"
The elder coughed exaggeratedly, and the person who wanted to raise his hand immediately restrained.
The elder smiled and said: "The ancestor must have been sent by the sixth master to test us, right? Please return to his old man's house, we have always followed his instructions, we have not given up hope for this world, and we have learned to enjoy life, please rest assured that the old man will not need to come to the re-examination again......"
"You have been plagued a lot~~" I raised my head, looked at the bright starry sky, and felt the corner of my eyes slip by: "It seems that if I don't tell my experience, you won't believe me......"
The elder seemed to realize something, but he didn't dare to blindly confirm it, so he asked me tentatively, "You... Also with the sixth master... Have a friendship?"
I looked at him with tears in my eyes: "Is hatred love?"
The elder did a tai chi: "Love and hatred are both emotions, so... Sort of......"
"Then our friendship is very great!"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Actually, I was killed by someone he sent, and then the routine became the official savior, and then he let me get everything and then lose everything, even the woman I love the most was forced to death by him, and finally he used my psychology to carry out deep routines, and got me here to be a coolie for him!
The elder couldn't stand it anymore: "Wow~~ We all admit that he is scum, but what we did to you is a little excessive, right?"
"Excessive?" I smiled wryly: "Do you believe it or not, right now, at this moment, Liu Lao Liuliucheng will seduce my wife again!"
"Isn't your wife already by him... Forced to death?"
"That's the little wife, my eldest wife is still alive! This old scum just looks at my eldest wife, I seriously suspect that he sent me here to create convenient conditions for himself! Hehe~ Forget it, this kind of thing is too unbelievable, how can you believe that hey, hey, don't cry!"
The elder was in tears, and he was about to spray the lenses, and he changed his past gentleness and elegance, and even burst into foul language: "I believe it, I believe it too much, we are both green people at the end of the world!"
"What do you mean by that?"
The elder wiped his tears and said to the villagers: "The ancestors are absolutely their own people, this time I will ask, and everyone will react truthfully." Raise your hand that was stolen by Liu Lao Liu!"
Brush~
Unanimous vote......
The elder gritted his teeth: "Liu Lao Liu raised his hand to defraud him of money with stolen goods!"
Brush~
Again, it was unanimously approved......
"Raised his hand in the back of the head after being beaten by Liu Laoliu!"
Brush~
This time it wasn't unanimous, but none of the old men were left behind.
"Raise your hand after learning the chorus of "Shandandan Flowers Bloom Red and Yanyan"!"
All the young girls raised their hands at the same time, and when I saw it, they were all my fan girls, and I said that their voices were so easy to be dumb, it turned out that they had been injured~
I couldn't help but interject and ask: "Raised his hand after being touched by Liu Laoliu's porcelain! Can't it?
The elder called me, "Don't forget me. ”
I turned my head, and the elder sitting next to me raised his hand hatefully.
"Are you familiar with my monster truck?"
I nodded, gritted my teeth, and said, "Did he frame you for hitting him?"
"Bump into him, it's just that simple!" The elder looked full of fear: "That morning, I drove around the village, and Liu Lao Liu pretended to run in the morning, just in the same direction as me. Unexpectedly, after arriving at the square in the center of the village, he suddenly sped up and ran to the front, I didn't know why, so I drove over, but this old scum said in front of the whole village that I was going to murder him!"
I laughed: "Does anyone believe this?"
The watch master on the side sighed: "At that time, the whole village saw the village chief driving all the way after Liu Lao Liu, coupled with the acting skills of that old scum, ashamed, we really believe it......"
The elder said: "Because of this incident, I was almost removed by the villagers using the impeachment power of the system, and in the end I had to agree to his excessive demand, and he let me go." ”
"What requirements?"
The elder left tears again: "He forced my wife to learn a folk song called "Today is a Good Day", and then sang to me, and asked me to wear these glasses and change into a tunic suit, grinning and applauding while listening, I... I'll never forget the silly way he laughed that day, though I don't know why he laughed......"
"Poof......" I almost laughed, it is worthy of Liu Lao Liu, and he really knows how to play.
"Since that day, I have never taken off this glasses, never changed into this dress again, and I want to remember the shame of that day forever!"
I interrupted the elder: "Okay, let's not talk about this, Liu Laoliu's scum deeds can't be finished for three days and three nights." ”
"Three days and three nights, he has plagued us for a whole year!"
"Forehead ......"
I know that Liu Lao Liu likes to cause trouble, but while making trouble and annoying people, he never does useless work, and his kind of detached personality can be willing to stay in this kind of place for a year? This is also incredible, at the beginning, thousands of stunning female disciples in my Spring Hall failed to leave him to sleep for a night, is there any magic power in this novice village?
I said, what has he done all year, except for the scourge to you.
The elder frowned and recalled: "At that time, the Vengeful Demon had just succeeded in his revenge, and in order to establish his power, he slaughtered 100,000 innocent players in the eastern game area. We feel deeply remorseful for this incident, and feel sorry for the world, so we want to use the system permissions to erase the novice village on the grounds of no man's land, hoping to reduce the guilt a little by self-destruction. To be honest, we also knew that it was useless to do this, but at that time, there was really no face to live, and Liu Lao Liu appeared at that time. ”
"When he came, it was normal at first. Oh no, I'm not right, I said it was only one morning at first, and in the afternoon he began to work all over the village. Looking for NPCs everywhere to take on tasks, and then talking to them to raise the bar, I don't know how long his mouth is, just grab a few line loopholes to make the task unable to continue. Then he messed around, completed the task and received the reward, not to say that people didn't give it to him, and dragged people to march around the village, looking for people to judge everywhere. Changgong No. 2, you are familiar with it, Liu Lao Liu said that Changgong No. 2 broke his fork, you also know that the grass fork is a task prop, Liu Lao Liu said that he broke out of the monster, and there is no strange grass fork in the thousands of machines!"
I listened to the music, this is definitely Liu Laoliu's style.
"Later, we lost his fork, and he said that the epidemic researcher detained his plague eggs and tried to subtly rule him. What a good old sister the epidemic researcher, this made Liu Lao Liu lose money, and said that people touched his thigh. ”
The epidemic researcher choked up: "You... Don't talk about it, woo woo woo ......"
The elder continued: "In this way, all the people in our village who have tasks have been falsely accused by him. He didn't stop without a task, he kicked in the door day and night, and went in everywhere, we asked him what he wanted to do, and he said that the games he had played were like this, and the things in the house were turned over casually. ”
I couldn't help but smile and nodded: "There are many games with this kind of setting." ”
The elder was anxious: "What kind of game makes the little two quilts turn over, you say one for me to see for a long time!"
I held back tears and said, "There is really no ......"
"He spent a year bringing disaster to us over and over again, and finally forced us to swear that we would not erase the novice village, and that we would live a life of luxury and extravagance every day, and after so many years, we were used to it. It's thanks to Liu Lao Liu, if it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been able to wait for you. ”
I no longer felt amused when I heard this, but looked at the sky again, and seemed to understand the purpose of Liu Laoliu's actions in my heart.
Without the novice village, there would be no me today, and without me, the world would be doomed to destruction......
It turns out that you have already saved this world once before me, right~