Chapter 22 There is a target right away
If you want to threaten a child, you can use the little trouble he has passed.
If you want to threaten an adult, you can use the ugly things he has done.
If you want to threaten an elderly person, you can use the medicine bottle in his pocket.
How did Liu Lao Liu do it to threaten the NPCs of a village?
Could it be that he has in his hands a video of the village's collective fornication?
If there is, I really want to see it, suck ~~
This thing is too private, I'm afraid that I won't even have to be a friend when I say it, so I can't help but ask, I know that being caught is a very uncomfortable thing, more uncomfortable than picking out the crotch.
Regarding my relationship with Liu Laoliu, except for the fact that I recognize him as a godfather, I have explained everything else to the novice villagers, one is to win their trust, the other is out of the same hatred and hatred mentality, and the third is also to drink too much, talking about Liu Laoliu's troubles to others, the entertainment is still very strong, as long as it is not spread on yourself......
After a night of honest exchanges, the villagers of the novice village loved and admired me even more, if nothing else, just because I once used the 270-year-old Ah Bao to harm Liu Laoliu once, and with this, I have become an existence beyond the system programmer in their eyes!
Speaking of Ah Bao, she needs to explain that her physical body was used by Liu Lao Liu to summon Ji Xiaoman to go down to earth, and her soul was transferred to the underworld and became a graduate student next to Meng Po of Nai He Bridge. It was an idle person with an immortal book, and Liu Lao Liu said that her forgetfulness was very suitable for endorsing Meng Potang. Liu Lao Liu said that he first asked me for a female secretary to summon Ji Xiaoman through his body, which is quite responsible~ But I didn't believe it at all. Can Ji Xiaoman be summoned to sing "Shandandan Flowers Bloom Red and Gorgeous"? Could it be that this is still a spell? !
The next day, everyone had a tacit understanding not to mention Liu Lao Liu, this kind of person is troublesome to think about, and it is even more annoying to say it, so let him become a nightmare in the depths of his memory~
In the previous seven days, I used my collection skills to collect a total of 1,000 parcel grids and 99,000 portions of 'pure fresh water' in the freshwater lake in the novice village, each of which is one cubic meter, which is a unified unit of measurement for water in the Thousand Machine System, and will not be affected by the level of the collection skill.
Nearly 10,000 cubic meters of pure fresh water, at a depth of 500 meters, is 200,000 square meters, which is enough to fill an inland trench.
Then I bought 9,900 energy capsules at the Newbie Village Energy Center. Energy capsules are the most popular and cost-effective high-tech energy in the world, similar in shape and size to the thumb of an adult. Energy capsules can be used for the power supply system of a large building, the power system, or the monster truck of a village chief.
After that, I spent another seven days collecting 'fertile soil' on the elder's manor farm, which was also a cubic meter per unit, and I also collected 99,000 copies, filled with 1,000 parcel lattices.
The same 10,000 cubic meters, the area of 'fertile soil' is much larger, I consulted the long-term worker of the farm, he said that in the world of thousands of machines, the cultivation of ordinary crops only needs half a meter of soil. Trees need to be planted a little more, two meters thick. In this way, if I use all this soil for growing crops, and I can reclaim a maximum of one billion square meters of arable land, how many people can be fed, and will there still be a famine in the last days!
The elder admired it, he said that the Avenger had a lot of parcel lattices, but he never thought of solving the practical problems of the end of the thousand machines, including them, the NPCs also ignored this, this is the gap between the savior and mortals. As long as I do this way, at least the players trapped in the world of a thousand machines will no longer have to go hungry, get food and clothing, wars and crimes will be greatly reduced, and people will hope to unite and save the world together.
The old man's idea is very naΓ―ve, I said that he is too optimistic, not to mention how unrealistic it is to reclaim a billion square meters of farmland, only to say that the consequences of my doing so, I don't know if there is peace, but it will definitely lead to overwhelming trouble.
Piff is not guilty, there is a pot for matching, ah no, I mean Huaibi is responsible.
If I build a large number of buildings under the banner of saving the world and eliminating famine, it will definitely affect the power structure of the Thousand Machines World. Will those in political power have a sense of crisis? Will the tyrants who monopolize resources as a means to dominate one side hate me to the core? Will I still have a safe environment to save the world when the time comes? Obviously not.
Through discussion with me, the elder accepted my rational analysis: "So what are you going to do? Having collected so much fresh water and soil, a person as intelligent as you would definitely not do useless work." β
I frowned, "I have collected so much fresh water and soil in order to have enough resources to realize the idea of alleviating the famine after all the conditions are met, which is also an important part of my significant increase in my influence in Qianji." But at the moment it is only an idea, and I dare not guarantee that it will be realized until we have sufficient self-preservation strength, universal trust and a secure territory. β
The elder said, "Then is it worth it for you to waste 2,000 parcel compartments for an idea that may not be realized, but is destined to be far away?"
I laughed and said, "Whether you have an accident or not, you always have to buy insurance." And my insurance can also bring income according to demand in the early stage. Can I really take out all the fresh water and reclaim the trench? Or do I really plan to reclaim a billion square meters of arable land at once? Hehe, I am the savior, not a god~"
The elder suddenly realized: "I see, hey~ No matter how wise a person is, he will lose the direction of details in front of the big goal." I'm curious, how did you do that?"
I laughed to myself: "Maybe I've been dealing with scammers for a long time, they always give you a big pie, and I have to find the problem in the smallest details so that I can expose them." β
The elder exclaimed, "Your experience is so rich. β
I smiled and said: "I have a spiritual cultivation in the Xianxia world, but unfortunately I can't use it here, so I can only rely on experience and brain holes to save the world." β
In the afternoon, we came to the Novice Village Chamber of Commerce, I had some questions about the needs of the people, and the elders said that the president of the Chamber of Commerce knew about this, but he did not recommend me to go to the president of the Chamber of Commerce.
When I asked why, the elder replied hatefully, saying that the president of the Chamber of Commerce and his family were all lackeys of Liu Laoliu! It was with the cooperation of their family that Liu Laoliu successfully threatened them.
Then I'm curious, if that's the case, then the video of the collective promiscuity must have a copy in the hands of the president of the Chamber of Commerce! I must meet this person!
In the Novice Village Chamber of Commerce, we met him in the president's huge office, which had two compartments inside and outside.
The president of the Chamber of Commerce has a rat beard and a treacherous face, and I seriously doubt that he has offended the artists of the Thousand Machine Games, and the model is pinched like this, who dares to do business with him.
Fortunately, I never judge men by their appearance, and his appearance does not affect my impression of him, well, I have a very bad impression of him, so there is no room to deduct points no matter how ugly he is.
I got straight to the point and said: "Now I still have more than 490 spare parcel compartments, which is not too much to say less, and it is really not too much to say, so I plan to listen to your professional advice and bring something more appropriate." Well, here are the statistical results of my think tank in the past half month, which are all the things that have been most in demand in the world of thousands of machines, about thousands. β
The president is usually not very popular, in the words of the elders, in addition to helping Liu Lao Liu be a dog, the president is usually very greedy for money, who wants to earn anyone's money, and who wants to pit everyone's money, even the Avenger was all the gold coins accumulated in the novice village by him before leaving, and there is really no human touch at all.
Not only the elderly, but also the villagers of the novice village were annoyed by their family, and it was precisely because of this that when I was preparing to set up a think tank, everyone kept silent about this person, because they really didn't like to work with him.
Today, I came to him against the wishes of the elders and the majority of villagers, and as a novice player, it was really difficult for me to choose something suitable for the end of the world from among the complex items comparable to the garbled Olympiad. After discussing with the elders, before the great responsibility, I can only come here for help.
I thought it would be another battle of wits with treacherous people, but to my surprise, the attitude of the president of the Chamber of Commerce towards me was not as described by the elder, there was no trace of treacherous cunning at all.
When the president saw me coming, he greeted me with a smile, and after listening to my request, he hurriedly greeted me warmly: "Come and come, come to my ancestors, sit down and say, I can only stand when you sit, if you stand, then I have to kneel." β
This... The licking is too stiff, too exaggerated, too embarrassing, and at first glance, it is not a long licker~
A little awkward in my heart, I didn't show a smile on my face, and sat down on the sofa in his office casually according to his request.
The president politely invited the elders to sit down, and then instructed the secretary to bring tea and pour water snacks.
I understand, this is playing with me in the mall's procrastination, this is an old routine, forcing me to repeat the request, so that he has a psychological advantage, and it is more convenient to add chips to the conditions.
Fortunately, I am well-informed, since you are willing to play, then I will play with you, I have a lot of time to squander, let's consume it, anyway, the food is not my thing!
I put the president aside, encouraging the elders to eat a nonsense meal. The elder has been getting along with me day and night recently, so he naturally knows that I have a lot of ghost ideas, and he may not be able to handle this president, since he let him eat and drink with me, it must be useful, and he is also letting go of his acting skills at the moment, and he tries his best to cooperate with me.
"Yo~ This tea is high-end enough, and the air is colored, which is more advanced than that of your manor, right?"
"That's natural, what is the identity of the president?That's a person who has the right to do business with the major city-states, and we can be at the same level as those of us in the countryside ~ I tell you, this tea, but from the largest city-state in the eastern game area of Qianji, a limited edition brand of Sunshine City, the president will only take it out when entertaining the dignitaries who have just entered the game, look~ Didn't I just make you a cup today, I am an ordinary dragon well after the rain, and it is very tasteless~~"
The president shouted: "Village Chief, my Qingtian lord, don't frame me, this 'sea of flowers' is really the last cup left, I really can't give it to you, and besides, this Longjing after the rain is also the top grade of the Sunshine City, it is definitely stronger than your family, it's not slack~"
"The last cup~" I sniffed the tea that I hadn't touched, and then saluted the elder: "Forget that I'm diabetic!
The elder exaggerated and cooperated: "Eh, you have diabetes, don't you dare to drink anything, come ~ taste this royal jelly, half a catty of royal jelly can condense such a small piece, sweet to you~"
"Mmmmmm~~ It's sweet, oh my god, I can't make it so bad that I have to die here~"
The chairman looked at the sweat on his forehead: "I heard that you know the sixth master, I didn't believe it at first, but today I will take a look at this faction, you are from the same school, right?"
Said that I went out of the same door as Liu Lao Liu? I was really right by him, we are all hooligans in Beitai, and I will play as long as I give up my face!
With a pull, the coffee table was overturned by me. I pointed to the president's nose and shouted: "When you make trouble with the spring uncle, are you begging you? You can hear clearly! If you want benefits, just say seriously, don't play tricks with me! It's okay to play tricks~ If I don't understand my affairs today, you have to be careful, look at your age and have children, right? Boy or girl? Yes boy, I will take him as a hooligan, it is a girl, I will teach her to engage in objects, don't think about a good day in your family in the future! I will let you fly the chicken~~~" snapped his thigh: "Dog jump!"
The most basic means of intimidating civilians by the little hooligans have been so suppressed that the elders and the president are unable to speak.
Quack chirp~~
It took a long time for the elder to react and quickly applaud me.
Quack chirp~~
The president clapped his hands and grinned.
I frowned, "Are you crazy?
"No, no, no~~" The chairman hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't scare me, you must do what you say!"
"What do you mean?"
The president turned around and greeted the inner room of the office: "Girl, come out, Dad has talked to you, and your male god has promised to have a relationship with you!"
What?!